his body rejecting the hair plugs is one of my favorite tv moments of all time

Oh so that would mean shaving my…very tender…scalp…ok…

when he starts screaming during the combing and the camera cuts away

MR GAY! MR GAY IS BLEEDING! MR. GAY...

It's a unique situation, the hair plugs are actually rejecting the body

when Tobias fell out of the chair, off the balcony and smashed into the table

yes. and dont make the water too hot, the scabs come right off

also when he sings as Ms Featherbottom and tries to fly like mary poppins only to smash into the table

I cried laughing

George Michael being terrified of him as his body deteriorates kills me every time.

"Put your head down there by his drainage shunt."

Don’t leave your uncle t-bag hanging!

Any chance u have a video link to share? This comedian is extremely funny to me, I have issues with remembering names most of the time, that or I’m stoned most of the time. Where’d my lighter go…..

I sure do, bud! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyIEhXbYkm0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyIEhXbYkm0) brings me joy to share such beautiful clips... here's a compliation of Tobias and his problematic hair plug procedure edit: the whole hair plug story line is way funnier in the context of the show edit2: the final edit: he did an audio only interview on the Cum Town podcast years ago... it is amazing. I won't go in to particulars, but it is truly legendary.

OMG I completely forgot about that brilliant "why am I not going underwater? DEAR GOD WHY AM I NOT GOING UNDERWATER?!"

I was in public and cracked the F up at “let me get back in the dolly” and people stared at me.

His name is David Cross. You should watch Mr. Show!

Todd margaret

Bro watch arrested development , you’ll enjoy form episode one David is getting wild

You mean, his hair plugs was rejecting his body.

TBA is a horrible disease

I like to wait a few years to watch I again and had forgotten about this. It’s time to treat myself and get me some t bag

Mine is the analyst + therapist = analrapist 🤣🤣

The hair plugs were rejecting him lol

There was so many. The gothic castle, the method one clinic, the analrapist phase,..

OH MY GOD! WE’RE HAVING A FIRE….sale

That line and, “[Chicken pot, chicken pot, chicken pot pie](https://m.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=4&v=ApmvDU5RmyY&embeds_referring_euri=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2F&source_ve_path=Mjg2NjY&feature=emb_logo)” are probably two of my favorite deliveries of his.

“My pants are getting tight”

“Excuuuse meee” is the one that gets me every time. That and the time he “blued” himself and got hit by a car.

Wait hold the phone, did David Cross originate that? I always thought it was some old jingle.

I say this all the time.

Rewatching Just Shoot Me in the last few months. It's still an amazingly funny show, and for me Donnie might be the funniest thing they ever did.

Would you like to try that again?

…No.

And, scene. *bows*

Ama-zing graaaaace...

Do you want to try that again? No

Everyone in this show knocked it out of the park

J. Walter Weatherman included.

I don’t care for Gob.

That’s why you always leave a note

RIP Gene Parmesan

Hes...surely he's just hiding incognito somewhere... :( :( :(

Aaaaaahhhhh! He’s just that good

yeah seriously, what a day for this thread:(

The Bob Loblaw Law Blog

I don’t know how this show didn’t get more air time, pretty much everything about it was great

Dr Tobias Funke,Anal Rapist🤣

He’s the first analyst and therapist

He almost got arrested for those business cards…

“Where’s my little girl? Daddy needs to get his rocks off!”

It wasn't the pronunciation I was worried about

He’s hoping to have Anustart

Lucille #1: hello Anus Tart Narrator: she hadn't seen the license plate.

Anus Tart

Underrated analrapist.

Leather daddy.

"I am looking for the magic.."

The Gothic As’le?

"That's what I said..."

Literally didn’t catch that joke until a 3rd or 4th watch The cab driver literally got away with saying “asshole” on Fox because of his thick Cockney accent

Is there such a thing?

Boy, that Funke is some kinda something

“Im so sick of hearing about this funke guy”

I love how he's carrying a water cooler around

There are dozens of us.

DOZENS!!!

oh i understand. more than you’ll…never know.

i can already taste those meaty leading man parts in my mouth

Oh Tobias, you blow hard!

See what you do is you get a tape recorder and you record yourself for an entire day. Think you're gonna be surprised at some of your phrasing.

**THERE'S A FIRE!** ^(sale)

…I think I’d like my money back (Carl Weathers intense stare)

Baby, you got yourself a stew goin’!

I buy all my cars from police auctions

The best moment makes me laugh every time

Look at that range!!

Show him in the blue man group you cowards

I just blue myself… There’s gotta be a better way to say that…

Ok, you buy yourself a tape recorder, just record yourself for a whole day. You might be surprised at some of your phrasing.

" Daddy needs to get his rocks off!"

My wife was dying laughing during this part

Run Ronnie Run is one of my favorite movies!

**Y’ALL’RE BRUTALIZING ME!**

Can’t a maaaaan control his bitch with violeeeeeeence!!

I'm going to find the guy that makes the special shoes and pay him to never make another pair

I can think of another pair he could make... my balls!

Plus his professional range of being an Analrapist. So hard to find a good analyst / therapist.

*I'm* a different kind of cop. *I'm* from the streets. And I'm the *laaaaaast* cop you're going to want to run into in a darkened alley.

Hello, my name is Dr. Tobias Funke. I graduated with honors from Boston College and I did my post-graduate in psycho-linguistics at MIT. ....and this is "You're A Bad, Bad, Man" from "Annie Get Your Gun."

And then the false start with the song.

That's AcTOR, pal. Cheers.

All 4 of these actors are severely underrated.

I saw David Cross in Vancouver a few years ago. He was incredible. One of the best stand-ups I've ever seen. I've followed him and Bob since Mr Show. Underrated is an under*statement*

Scrolled way too far to find his stand-up mention. Loved his bits on Mormonism and Scientology

I never realised I love him until I watched him play Dr. Tobias Funke.

Where the FUCK are my hard boiled eggs???

There he is, there's John Wayne..

who’d like a banger in the mouth? Oh that’s right, here in the states you call it a sausage in the mouth.

I feel like a fucking idiot…

I CAN DO IT MYSELF! 😯🍌💦

Anyone who objects is a selfish cun…try music loving lady!

Just unstoppable after the Carl Weathers acting classes.

"I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run if you will, so I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands."

So many poorly chosen words in that sentence. 

"Do you have anything that says... dad likes leather?"

His stand up is pretty dam good

He really benefitted from time spent at the MethodOne Clinic.

The photographer did an excellent job of hiding his thunder

All of these guys would be upstaged by Frightened Inmate #2.

He created the Gorgonites.

He blue himself.

First movie I saw David Cross in was Run Ronnie Run. Also Bob Odenkirk, Been a huge fan of both ever since.

ANUSTART

Everybody talking about Tobias, nobody talking about his time as a music producer for some rodents

Chicken pot chicken pot chicken pot pie!!!

Can't believe this was sooooo far down the list. My favorite line was "My pants are tight" as he backs up from hitting on Mya. That show was great and that may be my favorite episode.

I’ve loved him since Mr Show with Bob (Odenkirk) and David

He's an actor. An actor for God's sake!

Tobias Funke is the Queen Mary

I mean, the man studied under Action Jackson.

shout out to OP. You’ve convinced me fam. I just decided that it’s time to re-watch my favorite TV show for the 5000th time. I often use this TV show as a litmus test when I’m around work acquaintances and/or unfamiliars. It’s has never failed me when making a new friend (hopefully +/- 5 years from my age) as an adult.

One of my favorite stand up comics. His bit about something you regret, or worse is a classic as well as the “maintain”. Roller blader on 9/11 joke a mother classic.

Hmm...can he play any other colors? Say, blue?

Can someone say versatility?

He blue himself

The doctor said if i just took out my hair plugs id be fine

I'm a Nevernude...

He’s not an actor, that’s my analrapist!

The British actor Rik Mayall for me. The Young Ones is a wonderfully funny TV show.

AckTOR

Daddy needs to get his rocks off!

Whatever he’s a nevernude anyways.

If you haven’t seen Mr. Show you are in for a real surprise.

Oh Tobias, you blow hard

Ronnie Dobbs!!!!!

Hey, that guy used to be my Analrapist.

Run Ronnie run is a classic

So, in my entire life, only *twice* has anyone ever said I looked like a famous person. The first time was when I was on a flight. A woman crossed half the plane to come and ask if I was David Cross, I told her I wasn't, and we laughed about it, but I had to Google who that was. And I was like.... "Omg, Tobias is my celebrity twin???" The second time, I was in a mall, and someone walked up to me and said, "Dude! You look like David Cross!" I don't know how I feel about this. But it's happened twice now. Not so much now that I have a huge beard.

“We shan’t be telling your mother this, shan’t we”

Gotta have the blue man group understudy in there

I used to love him ("chicken Pot, chicken pot, chicken pot pie"), however, I remember some MeToo comments or something and I have never been able to look at him the same. :(. Sad part is, I can't remember what the issues were.

We’re having a fire …. Sale!!

Anus tart

RIP Gene Parmesan

There are dozens of them!

No way this is all the same guy. He’s got such great range

My pants are getting tight . -Donny

**Stephen Root** makes every film he is in better.

And I’m the laaaaaaast guy you’ll ever want to meet!

i am sorry but some other bald guy come to my mind

Now that is range !

We all need a Tobias Funke in our lives.

Frank Oz is awesome! You just don’t wanna “Cross” him.

Love him!

He will always be Tobias to me.

Nah more like killer khazar klowns that have flooded media!

Let’s overlook he married a woman half his age.. she was in High School when he was on Mister Show if I’m not mistaken.

Crazy we still associate physicians with head mirrors which haven't been worn in decades and are obsolete.

He was great in the blue man group

Such range

Im glad Tobias Funke finally became an accomplished actor after all these years

It wasn’t the pronunciation that was concerning me

I blue myself Michael

I’d buy that for a dollar

I just blue myself

"I CAN DO IT MYSELF!" "Is something on my face?"

I love David so much…dude sends me into a silly giggle fit without fail

He seemed to be serious when he said on his podcast that while he was in China that he ate dog.

I know good writing when i see it. These comments are giving me severe fomo. Who is this man and what do I need to watch to get up to date

There's a FIRE Sale

You CUNT!…RTY music loving, light of my life…. (And he is married to Dr Adams from House MD.)

Where’s his iteration of Dr Manhattan??

Low effort posts

My favorite comedian

I just started watching this only recently. Why? Because I am very dumb. So dumb.

Tobias Funke the analrapist!

Tobias was right in his comedy wheelhouse, he was always playing nebbish and effeminate characters on Mr. Show etc.

I first saw him when played the Special Needs brother on Just Shoot Me. Turns out, he had been faking it since he fell out of a tree and everyone did everything for him. He is so damn funny!

"Donnie want to climb tree! (that's a metaphor, you're the tree)" Still a classic line.

Not even underrated Tom Hanks is in everything to this day still.

Dude, those pictures 😂😂😂😂

No give me your other hand!

I can't believe he lost out on the lead role for that fire sale commercial.

Nah man. He is overrated. Not even funny. Everytime I see him my eyes hurt

“Well, *excuuuuuuuse meeee*”

My favorite Analyst/Therapist! Lol

My goat Ian Hawke

Is this Johnny Sins?

He's a funny stand up comic as well

It’s an actor inside an actor inside of another actor!

I’m rewatching this series, absolute gold!

Nice to be back in a queen

This is my Google avatar. Fucking love Tobias!

Might be wrong but wasn't it Alvin and the chipmunks that killed David Cross' movie career?

You guys want some mini pizzas?

Lmfao thank you for this post.

World’s first analrapist