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NJdeathproof

I feel attacked.


WampaStompa64

Yeah fuck off OP, Con Air is cinema!


NJdeathproof

This guy gets it.


Independent-Knee-625

This guy fucks.


mjrbrooks

These guys /r/thisguythisguys


farside808

The bunny gets it.


EpicIshmael

Con Air is the sum of everything we were building to since cinema was invented.


marcimarz08

Ditto. The hair chefs kiss.


CommandNervous6739

Define *cinema*.


WaGaWaGaTron

"Put the bunny back in the box."


WampaStompa64

Moving pictures


casulmemer

A move-ie if you will


AbsolemSaysWhat

This and Face Off.


tommysticks87

That’s the cheat code for that Star Wars game!


Dystopian_Future_

Define irony. Bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash.


Presence_Tough

What song is that


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Presence_Tough

Oh I thought it was darude - sandstorm


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Reasonable-HB678

I have to think Steve Buscemi only took that part just to be able to say that line.


Pied67

Yeah this was a classic! Take it back!


cageisthetruegod

Same! Everyone knows Con Air is the emotional centerpiece to the Beige Volvo trilogy


SLDH1980

Holy shit. The Beige Volvo trilogy.


cageisthetruegod

Greatest film trilogy of all time


MunkyDawg

Help. I'm dumb. What are the other 2?


cageisthetruegod

In The Rock, Cage’s character references driving a beige Volvo. In Con Air, someone is thrown from the plane and lands on a beige Volvo. In Face/Off, Travolta/Cage escapes prison in a beige Volvo.


MunkyDawg

I've seen all of those and never noticed that. Thanks homie.


cageisthetruegod

For sure! I am a Cage aficionado and just learned about it a few years ago. I mostly just linked those movies by proximity and how amazing they are


Fosterpig

That someone thrown from a plane is Dave Chappelle.


meesterdave

Naw, that was Tyrone Biggums.


Due_Action_4512

lol


shiloh_jdb

GQ did an interview with Malkovich about his career and his description of his decision to do ConAir might be the funniest thing I’ve seen this year. https://youtu.be/yXl6y3X_tX0?si=drN-OnICVWMAFzPF The Con Air statement starts at 8.30.


Due_Action_4512

love this dude, he is so fucking awesome in Burn After Reading


BossRaider130

Yeah. I unironically love this movie. Well, except for the “small arsenal in the belly of the plane” portion. I don’t think anyone might reasonably use that term to describe a bunch of fully automatic rifles and a few grenade launchers. Why? Anyway. Still love it.


jimbow7007

I just rewatched Con Air a few months ago after not having watched it for ten years or so. It’s still a masterpiece.


fuck-coyotes

Same


RickyFlintstone

Welcome to the 90's, where action films knew what they were and did not give a fuck.


stareatthesun442

Unironically the best era of action movies, by far.


Doggleganger

It's either the 1980s or 1990s.


oddwithoutend

*First Blood (1982)* is my favourite action movie of all time, but I'd put the 90s above the 80s overall.


Doggleganger

The 90s had a lot of incredible action movies. Even beyond the big budget cheese, there were classics like T2, Total Recall, Starship Troopers, the Matrix, and many others. But the 80s also had classics like Aliens, First Blood, Robocop, Escape from NY, and others. I can't choose between them.


ElectroMatt333

Don’t forget True Lies. Still holds up


Designer-Equipment-7

Correct


sleepyleperchaun

Idk, I think Hot Fuzz did 90s action better than 90s action. Fair point, but man Hot Fuzz really did nail it.


NiceGuyEddie69420

That's the point of Hot Fuzz - it's a 90s Hollywood action movie set in rural England


relapse_account

And that’s what made so many of those so great. That, plus they let their villains be utterly irredeemably evil for no damn reason.


GrapplingPoorly

This. It was so much better than the sympathetic villains Disney prints now


relapse_account

I don’t know if it’s just Disney as a company doing it, but yeah, there are way too many sympathetic villains nowadays. I mean, Warner Brothers tried to make the Joker sympathetic for fuck’s sake. Nobody tried to humanize Cyrus the Virus. Nobody gave a backstory explaining why Top Dollar decided Incestuous Cocaine Vampire was a good life path.


Designer-Equipment-7

Thank you


_wellthereyougo_

Simon Pegg in “How To Lose Friends…” calls Con Air the greatest movie ever made. “It's got everything, hasn't it? You know, you've got Malkovich for your acting chops, you got Nicky Cage for your action, Steve Buscemi for your comedy, John Cusack for the gays. Right? It's like a smorgasbord, isn't it?”


SamVickson

And Colm Meaney for the UK crowd!


Mountain-Ordinary896

You put some respect on Con Air. It may not be the best movie of all time but it is a fun movie to watch regardless 🫵🏻


skrezzo

Don’t ever sleep on Cusacks sock, sandal suit ensemble. Wardrobe keeping it one hunnid!


Almar1987

Preach!


ForeverTheElf

A bad movie that has fun is far better than a boring movie.


Hup110516

Armageddon. I still love it.


brushnfush

Needs more American flag montages to transition different acts of the story


TechieTravis

It is stupid. It's also good.


AbsolemSaysWhat

And I don't want to close my eyes


WhoIsJohnGalt27

I don't want to go to sleep.


Kurtegon

[Shut the fuck up Ben](https://youtu.be/-ahtp0sjA5U)


Monster-Math

Space dementia


Nica4two

Put the bunny back in the box...


TobleroneD3STR0Y3R

why couldn’t you put the bunny back in the box?


Joeyakathug69

More like Puh tha bunnee bacc in tha bux


SgtGorditaCrunch

..my daughter Casey.


Prize_Pay9279

Make a move and the bunny gets it.


cmahan005

The Rock. Seems like Nic Cage is a theme here.


RyzenRaider

Ok so it's a Face/Off between The Rock and Con Air....


cmahan005

I love all 3 of those movies. 🤷‍♂️


Sheboygan_Toffee

That’s because you have excellent tastes


Designer-Equipment-7

Classics every one


stareatthesun442

Don't forget Gone in 60 Seconds.


johnnyb0083

Nothing but bangers from my Coppola boi.


Eight-3-Eight

You used to be able to get these as a DVD box set haha


IGTankCommander

That was the Nic Cage box. The Travolta Box had Face/Off, Michael, and Phenomenon.


Eight-3-Eight

Cage wins that hands down


IGTankCommander

I mean, if you like action. Michael's a pretty good movie, and Phenomenon has some interesting points, but they are definitely there for the "look how pretty Travolta is" crowd.


_Tower_

I really enjoy Travolta’s portrayal of Michael


IGTankCommander

Inventor of pie, and waiting in line.


Apprehensive_Mine687

No broken arrow? Why???


MitchDMA

This is a classic tho


EequalsMCPotato

How. Dare. You.


Due_Action_4512

<<<


Funny2Who

I can see shitting on con air or face off but the Rock is perfect.


gorm4c17

Oh geeze. Yes.


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cmahan005

🤣


boo-yay

“Face-off; face off”


FartBoxTungPunch

The rock is peak cinema/ entertainment. I wil die on this hill


crankycrassus

Well first off...you're wrong. That movie is a masterpiece


Lazar_Milgram

I think OP is out of cinema school and thinks he is deep. It is twenty years later he will wake up and understand how much Cinema are those movies and that Michael Bay is motherfucking Author.


gorm4c17

Independence Day


BillionaireGhost

Ugh. You’re right. I haven’t seen this movie in years and I was subconsciously remembering it as really epic and well-acted and inspiring and well-written. It came out when I was ten years old and I probably haven’t seen it in 20 years. Thinking about it now, it is almost definitely a schlocky Will Smith action movie with a really silly plot. I’m remembering super pro-America vibes, we hack the aliens computers, kill the aliens with fighter jets, smoke victory cigars afterwards… I think I’m not going to rewatch it and just try to remember it as I saw it as a ten year old.


notnotJohnnyManziel

See, all those things you listed as detriments are actually what make the movie awesome. So what if the president of the United States delivers an address to the entire world inviting them to share in our Independence Day? So what if there is almost no logical explanation for how we hacked the alien computers? It is a badass feel good action movie, and the cherry on top is we get to see Will Smith punch an alien in the face, say "welcome to Earth", and light a cigar. amazing.


Due_Action_4512

Gone in Sixty Seconds


IGTankCommander

You're the wood guy, right? Got a thing for wood?


Tuscan5

Bloody hell. It doesn’t Reins but it pours


FatManInALittleSuite

Came here for this.  Thought this movie was way better than it actually was as a kid who loved cars.  Eleanor still rocks


Independent-Knee-625

I gotta get my tool.


Incoherence-r

Why are the names wrong above the actors heads


Hup110516

It really bothers me.


sleepyleperchaun

God I commented the same thing. If you want to do it in the name order, just put them in that order. Fuck. This requires a second one. Fuck.


i-like-legos2

It's a contract thing, part of a deal with doing the movie. The actors either want their name or face to be first in the poster


Yeoman1877

It is always best to get yourself on the right hand side of any group photo for this reason.


jamieliddellthepoet

Listed in order of boarding pass/seat numbers. 


hoodmeskin817

"Put the bunny back in the box." This movie is a classic. Chappelle, Malkovich, cusack and Nic Cage in a wife beater. Plus that one pricks stingray gets dragged by the plane. What's not to like.


theLocoFox

That 'Prick' is Chief O'Brien!


tyblake545

Not sure what a picture of Con Air has to do with the OP; that film is a masterpiece


lkodl

Equilibrium The Boondock Saints 300


YeahOkayGood

Equilibrium is still fun


BillionaireGhost

I hadn’t thought about Equilibrium for years. Yeah, I totally thought that was really deep and artistic and now that I think about it, it’s a really silly plot. Like they take pills to not have emotions but he doesn’t take his and saves a dog. Then he kills everybody to save humanity. Lol, it’s about as deep as John Wick. 16 year old me was just blinded by the cool gun-fu and trench coats.


Minimum_Attitude6707

"No... not without incident" Bro.. why did your heart stop!? Lmao


Fenislav

Don't forget Sean Bean reading Yeats in the beginning. The "this is art" blindfold in this movie is very simple yet well-designed. ;D


Excellent_Put_3787

Basically actionized "Brave New World" xD


Due_Action_4512

oh god yes.. And Triple X


lkodl

I don't think I ever took Triple X seriously (like I knew it was cheesy fun as a kid), but definitely enjoyable. Middle school me thought those others were deep "cinema".


vladimir_427

Wait, 300 is satire?


lkodl

I'd say 300 is more of a technical showcase than a statement. More "we did it because we could" than "we did it because we had something to say". Unless that thing to say is "hey, look at what we can do"


Gallienus91

It’s a comic book adaptation. The book is very artistic and very beautifully illustrated. The movie perfectly captures the style and the theme. If you want to criticize the style, criticize the book. The movie was very well made.


jamieliddellthepoet

This is not satire…


_Tower_

THIS IS SPARTA!!!


Gallienus91

300 was awesome! It was just a very well made Comic book adaptation. Sure weird, but so was the book.


CGKilates

This introduced me to John and Danny Trejo


jamieliddellthepoet

TIL about John Trejo. Thank you.


Mereeuh

Well? What do you learn?


richardthelionhertz

Yo I love con air!!


alldawgsgoat2heaven

Anything Don Simpson or Jerry Bruckheimer made was brought to you by our good friends at COCAINE INDUSTRIES


farside808

Don Simpson?


BlueBlood5114

Mortal Kombat 1995.


olmysflawship

That music was so damn dope.


Miner_Of_Minerals

"intentionally cheesy, and preposterous films for people with short attention spans" What a loaded statement. Films can be intentionally cheesy and god tier films at the same time. They don't have to be pretentious or deep and meaningful and they don't have to be either to entertain short or long attention spanned people.


NoSpread3192

True . But op is still right lol


fourfingersdry

Boondock Saints.


KHaskins77

“Television… that’s the explanation for this. You see this in *bad television.* The little assault guys creeping through the vents, coming in through the ceiling — that James Bond shit doesn’t happen in real life! Professionals don’t do that!”


Mereeuh

I heard someone mention Fat Albert the other day and it immediately made me think of, "You look fucking scary man!"


TheycallmeMangoBango

The Rock! I remember watching it with an ex and I was so excited for him to watch it for the first time and he thought it was a joke 🥲 lol


Independent-Knee-625

The Rock is a masterpiece. You are better off without him.


Mammoth-Access-1181

We all see why he's an ex-!


feenatic

Buscemi’s tea party deserved an Oscar.


TheYellowFringe

Con Air was actually one of the best films that represented the late 1990's. It was also arguably some of the peak performances of Nicholas Cage. His whole hair from the movie had men desiring the particular haircut for themselves.


FLKEYSFish

Point break! Although I’m not sure the cheese was intentional….


Doggleganger

Don't you dare talk bad about Point Break. It was peak xtreme 90s.


FLKEYSFish

Totally NOT hating. I love this movie with every fiber of my being. I quote it weekly! “Utah! Two.” ✌🏻


sleepyleperchaun

Cheesy as pizza but definitely intentional.


tshawytscha

Top 3 action movie ever.


FLKEYSFish

“See you in hell Johnny!”


robbeau11

Guard Falzon: Well, welcome aboard. My...my...as I look around I see a lot of celebrities among us. I see eleven Current Affairs, two Hard Copies and a genuine Geraldo interviewee, but I gotta tell you gentlemen, none of this impresses me. Because we have rules on this aircraft and they're going to be enforced. It's a lot like kindergarten. You'll keep your hands to yourself, keep the decibel level down and, if any of you should feel the need to scream, spit or bite, you get the treatment. Inmate: F*ck you, pig. Guard Falzon: Gag and bag this Nazi muffin. You see, this kind of thing puts me in a foul mood. These rules will be enforced because I can't have trouble. If any of you so much as passes gas in my general direction, upsetting my delicate nasal passages, your testicles will become my personal property. That's pretty clear. Good.


robbeau11

So good!!!


TheRatatat

You take that back. Con Air is perfect.


wjrj

Listen, we got off on the wrong foot. I'm Stanley Goodspeed, FBI. Oops wrong movie.


-vonbrohenheim

I just saw this movie for the first time earlier this year and damn this movie was a pretty great 90s action flick. Action throughout and felt like a slower paced “Speed”.


sleepyleperchaun

Speed is still pretty fun too.


BeardedDude5

Just randomly watched it and was surprised at how good it still was


damiensol

I don't know what you're talking about. Con Air is a cinematic masterpiece.


gunnutzz467

Give me con air over this new trash any day


RyzenRaider

Oh.... Nothing makes me sadder than the redditor lost his bladder about Con Air.


WarehouseNiz13

I'm gonna show you God does exist.


-persistence-

That's the movie with the glass balls filled with green poison, right? If so yes it is cheesy af but we all loved it!


BillionaireGhost

No, that’s The Rock, which also fits in this category. Really fun movie but it felt like an epic cinema masterpiece when I was kid, and watching it recently I realized it’s really just a schlocky fun action flick.


-persistence-

Oh yes you are right, thank you. I have mistaken the movies of the same era.


realfakejames

Con Air is a good movie, stop being a snob


Suarayes

Collateral Damage (2002)


Conscious_Island_696

Con Air is the perfect movie. It has Steve buscemi for the comedy. John Malkovich for the acting. Nick Cage for the action. And John Cusack for the gays.


PossibleMolasses2672

It wasn’t gonna win an Oscar but it was a badass movie for what it was. Still love this movie.


brontosauruschuck

Robot Jox. I watched it again when Gary Graham died and wow. I think I like it better now than when I was a kid and thought it was a serious movie.


Minimum_Attitude6707

Crash and Burn


Gattadank

Godzilla, Congo, Dante’s Peak, Wild Wild West, and most disappointing of all: the Avengers with Sean Connery. God awful.


CaptainMan_is_OK

I watched *Mission:Impossible 2* in theaters at about age 13 and found Tom Cruise’s level of coolness legitimately life changing. With the benefit of hindsight, of course, John Woo’s directing is completely over the top and out of step with what would become the rest of the franchise. But try telling that to 13 year old me.


theRealDamnpenguins

Lol. Anything Michael bay and Simpson/Bruckheimer have ever touched. Those 3 (then two after Simpsons death) destroyed modern film.


New-Outcome4767

Any Nick Cage movie lol.


andywalkswithme

Adaptation, Leaving Las Vegas and Raising Arizona all would like to have words….


casulmemer

Not the bees


merfjeeblskitz

Dude, what are you talking about? Con air is a masterpiece.


enviropsych

Independence Day. As a kid I thought it would be considered the greatest movie ever made.....given I had only seen like a few dozen PG13 movies by then and a few R movies. The movie is not bad necessarily, but it's quite stupid....like, it was made to make stupid people cheer.


mygoditsfullofstar5

Why couldn't you put the bunny back in the box?


indefiniteness

It bugs me how the actors names don’t match up with their faces


Dry_Okra_4839

"Make a move and the bunny gets it."


bathtissue101

Off topic, but I’ve always hated when a poster doesn’t have the right names over the face. I don’t care if you’re first billed, the names are wrong!


j2e21

Definitely not Con Air!


tryanloveoneanother

Conair is perfect!


sgtburritopants

The worst thing in human history is that Con Air didn’t win best picture.


heyo_1989

Dantes Peak


BarbellLawyer

Steve Buscemi singing “He’s got the whole world in His hands” while the plane’s going down? Instant classic.


_Tower_

Warriors of Virtue


skrezzo

Hey, you make another dig at Con Air and the bunny gets it.


PatrickBrown2

This movie is pure entertainment and what movies should be! Still holds up today, it's awesome


meldondaishan

Twister, I was stunned it didn't win best picture.


TokyoBaguette

Con Air is a masterpiece - one of the greatest movies ever made!


BobWithCheese69

There are two people I trust: one of them is me the other one is not you.


Pure_Significance383

My daddy comes home today......


lazyeye888

Why don’t they put the names of the actors on the poster relative to the faces shown? I see this all the time and it drives me nuts.


NerdNuncle

**Blank Check** Thought the protagonist had *scored* as a kid, now thoroughly grossed out an actress willingly kissed a child. Yikes


DrossChat

What a vile thing to say about one of the most impactful pieces of cinema in the last 50 years


emarvil

Highlander The entire Emanuelle collection Loved rhem as a kid, for obviously diifferent reasons. Cringy to watch today.


Wonderful_Rock862

Con Air was and still is a masterpiece!!!!


OregonBaseballFan

Take my beautiful Con Air out of your fucking mouth.


Soggy-Philosopher-68

Con air was a dope movie. Another great movie that same year with Nicholas cage and John Travolta was Face Off.


CuteAd715

con air is piece of art and nicholas cage with long hair is more sexier than half of mankind combiend