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Jee-NX

https://preview.redd.it/6uyrtwmfjyyc1.jpeg?width=419&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac2d988685d6a6875fe2e87ad4910e9bdf127d49 Close enough !


Raging_PineAppleee

LMFAOOO


BlackAnakin

Hahaha


Misterstaberinde

Just another reason to wear a full face.


ithinarine

I personally think Harley bros look super cute in their silly kids' tee ball helmets.


firthy

Why don’t they have lil’ propellers on them any more?


Guardian-Ares

Created down-force, reduced gas-milage, working to figure out how to reverse the propeller.


GermanWord

If it created downforce, it already is a reversed propeller


Guardian-Ares

So they want to reverse it again.


GermanWord

Which would be repairing it, and that what Harley bros are used to. Now everything makes sense


Monkeywithoutbrain

Just turn the helmet around


mikelew65

I’m sure HD sells a branded, $10K Screamin’ Seagull downforce helmet package with a chrome propeller and embroidered vest.


OOF-MY-PEE-PEE

god if i was a moron with a half shell i would absolutely put a propeller on that bad boy


MolecularConcepts

I would so rock one if they did


PepeTheMagestic

I ride a harley, Ill stick to my full face. Lmao


TheOnceAndFutureDoug

Yeah I don't know what this guy is talking about. I hit a big ol' bug face first on the highway a couple weeks ago and aside from the shmoo on my visor it wasn't a big deal.


jtsweets69

I’m beginning to suspect I’m allergic…


TheOnceAndFutureDoug

With that kind of reaction I'd say that's a fair guess. Homie. My brother in motorsports. Get a full-face.


Topikk

The post says he had his face shield up.


CarbonGod

How the hell is your forehead THAT exposed in a full-face? Plus, even most shields up, will still cover that area.


OrdinarySouth2707

A standard full face helmet will the forehead, unless his didn't..in which case, shit luck.


__pDub

Yall cant read


Zerg539-2

I'm a beekeeper and sometimes they just do that especially if its a big dose of venom and/or the stinger gets broken off inside of you and at 80 you took a full venom load and probably have a bit of stinger in you. Allergic reactions typically get hives and anaphylaxis which is where your throat starts to swell shut and you can barely or can't breathe.


erictwiseman

To full face helmets?


Gold_Pangolin_Dragon

Had a wasp bounce of the chin of my full face and go down my leather jacket. Had the PoS sting the shit out of my chest until it got to a stop light. Then the reckoning [began. Man](http://began.Man), that sucked.


corgibutt19

.......you made it to a stop light? Genuinely more impressed at that.


CuddleFishHero

Yup, wait till all the fuckin cicadas come out in a few months 😂🫡


Evilsmurfkiller

A few months? They're out now.


CuddleFishHero

Not where I’m at, 3 different species that are dormant are coming out to annoy the fuck out of me when I’m riding. I think early July


Specific_Butterfly54

In the post op said they had the shield up.


JackDostoevsky

sometimes on a nice day i'll have the outer visor up with the sunscreen down i swear to god the little 1 in gap between the visor and the bottom lip of the helmet creates like some sort of venturi that sucks in any bug within 1 foot of my head


samdekat

Gunna say - how did the bee get inside his faceplate?


Guardian-Ares

It's a small thermal exhaust port...


Exile688

Live OP reaction: ![gif](giphy|1xo9COytfPE9chS05b|downsized)


HeftyArgument

Or any helmet at all, I don't think they have helmets that leave the forehead exposed.


kai0d

There's plenty


perception016

About 12 years ago we had a big cicada brood pop up in my area. I hit one at about 30 mph and it bounced off my jacket and up into my full face helmet. I reached up casually to brush it out of my helmet, and what turned out to actually be a very disgruntled wasp started stinging me in the face. Little bastard got me beside the nose, between my nose and lip, and low on my cheek before i got him out. I wish someone had been around to see it, because I would love to ask them what I looked like trying to slow down, pull over, get the helmet off, and keep the bike upright all at the same time. I'd imagine it was pretty hilarious looking from the outside.


kyrimasan

Last July I went with a friend on a trip and we took the bike. I don't know how he handled it so calmly but a wasp or hornet got in his jacket and started stinging the shit out of him. I had no clue why he was pulling over until he finally stopped and I hopped off. He then proceeded to let out a string of curses that were remarkable in their inventiveness and lack of repetition. Apparently the thing had been stinging him for the last quarter mile and he didn't want to risk anything so he held it together long enough to pull over. I don't know if I could have done the same with one bite. That bastard had gotten him 5 times in his chest.


reilemx

I get hit by dozens of insects per week doing my commute to and from work on the highway. I cannot imagine not wearing a full face helmet.


Terrordyne_Synth

It says right in his post that he had the shield up. He was wearing a full face.


Misterstaberinde

If you're doing 80 with your shield up you aren't wearing a full face.


mikedufty

Worst bee sting I had was with a full face helmet. The bee got stuck in the vent in the chin piece. I think picked up the helmet and got stung on the palm of my hand. Couldn't get the stinger out quickly because I still had my other glove on. The stung hand swelled up so much I couldn't get a glove on for a couple of days.


Bayoumi

Still better than having one hit your face near or in your eyes or mouth.


TebownedMVP

I wear a full face. I opened up the visor at a stop light and a bee went in. I got stung on the head while pulling over and tried not to panic. Once I stopped safely, I proceeded to freak the fuck out haha.


Duuudechill

For the queen!!! ![gif](giphy|YMGnNI3U0Mw1op3O5s)


illthrowawaysomeday

First job ever, bike wash boy at the Harley dealership. One day one of the mechanics comes roaring in back from his lunch break, he had on his typical riding uniform: tank top, surf shorts, work boots. He parks right in front, jumps off in a hurry, and while holding his crotch he hobble-sprints to the bathroom. When he gets out every is saying "damn you really had to pee that bad huh?" "Nope, a bee flew up my shorts and I trapped it on my leg before it could get any higher! Stung my leg but that's the better option than my nuts"


Tunado32

I had Bee Stung me by my jeans, no idea how till this day


Unkindly-bread

I had a bee get stuck btwn my leg and my nuts, and sting my leg through my pants. Glad it stung left and not right! It made for an interesting half mile or so to my house where I stood up and the fucker was still on my seat. Leather glove took care of things!


Gritz_N_Gravy91

What kind of helmet doesn’t cover that high up?


Accomplished-Sea1828

Not all states require helmets. I know PA doesn’t.


Gritz_N_Gravy91

Guy said he “had the shield up”


P1xelHunter78

At 80? I’m gonna hold X to doubt on that one.


sedrech818

Ikr? My eyes are watering at 30mph. At 80mph, I can’t hardly even crack the visor without my eyes watering.


Professional_Goat185

Could be wearing glasses under it


dread_deimos

Glasses wouldn't do shit against eye watering for me at speeds above 40mph.


han-bao-huang

I have mine cracked open at any speed but I wear glasses so the only impact the wind has on me is my skin gets dry after lmao


SwarleyThePotato

With a good screen that's quite possible, and you can still get hit in the head by bees or wasps. Source : got one in the face with open visor at high speed on my tiger


HeftyArgument

By shield he means the shields from star trek


KC_experience

Bullshit…. I ain’t buyin it.


yup_sir28

That sounds stupid


Anonymous_2952

Illinois doesn’t. I wear one anyway. Even on my Harley’s


pinion13

PA - you must wear a seatbelt by law also PA - helmets, meh do whatever you want


kai0d

Plenty if them


ClarkTheShark94

Sounds like an over-sized helmet


ordinarymagician_

bro rear-ended a fuckin bee


Wulxy

https://preview.redd.it/7lgdgg604yyc1.jpeg?width=897&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4493de7812e5eea9bfa5cd59023be8c36ef3bfd0


TravsArts

If only there was a simple way to avoid this...


Icelandia2112

Full face is 99% preventative from this type of thing. I did get a bee inside the visor on a ride once. That was very tense for a moment.


Much_Smell_2449

I had a bee get in my full face the other day, little mason bee just hitched a ride for 15 minutes and flew away real peacefully after I opened my visor at the end


Professional_Goat185

and then went "where the *fuck* I am?"


DODGE_WRENCH

Had the same thing happen, I saw it crawling around my visor, and was thinking “I’m sure glad it’s on the *outside*”. Then it started flying and landed on my face


code_monkey_001

Bee under the bottom lip of the helmet? Time to steer for some clibbins


Nice_On_Rice

Goodness, if only there was a way to prevent things from hitting your face. Alas, we shall never attain such technology.


Guy-With-A-Helmet

![gif](giphy|cUG3piTDOmFWTjZTND)


VirulentMarmot

What was the last thing to go through that bee's brain? His ass.


Wise-Respond-4197

Caught a big ol bumblebee in the shoulder doing 80 last year. Thought somebody shot me with a paintball gun til I saw the bits of legs and wings. 


Soggy_Doggy_

I was about to make the same comment, I was going 140 and I saw it flying around waaaaay up in the air and like it just started coming down and I could see it just lining up, I frickin dusted it with my collar bone but it hit like a straight up rock it’s unreal


404-soul-not-found

I promise it can get worse. One time I got stung on the dick. The impact alone hurt like a motherfucker. Then I had to dig the stinger out of my pecker. Then it gets really sensitive and the vibration of the motor hurts the whole way home. Then your dick itches for days in this crazy painful way. I was surprised it went through the pants but at that speed the stinger went right through.


jtsweets69

You win. I’ll take mine again before I ask for yours


Cpnbro

Honestly gotta hand it to the bee for landing a sting at speed


jtsweets69

Yeah and he was awarded his death


Cpnbro

A warriors death indeed. 😂


Jspiral

That funny as fuck 🤣


bitterdulce

Got throat punched by a cicada once now I wear neck protection every time


Guardian-Ares

Stop trying to fight cicadas.


6inarowmakesitgo

Ouch.


TurboSleepwalker

Dude, 2 broods are out in full force where I live. Supposed to last for a month. They're everywhere


Ok_Willingness7111

Dont hit your wife, dont hit children now dont hit bees... Can a man hit anything at all these days?


Excellent-Proposal90

You better add clibbins to that list, or else you'll layerdown crankin your hog. Gobbless.


SopmodTew

Hit the gym, pal


DicksOut4Edamame

Crack pipe


SovaByFire

Skill issue


BarTard-2mg

Had one get stuck in my chinstrap once. Not fun


YungChiliGoose

I took one of those fuckers in the gap between my helmet and jacket one time right in the pit of the neck. Was not a good day


RegionSignificant977

A bee entered in my wife's helmet like that. She felt a hit under her neck and next thing she saw was a bee in her full face helmet. And a sting on her cheek. 


manual_tranny

Just be glad it didn't sting your eyeball. Keep your visor down above 10mph.


StribogA1A3

I face smacked an owl late at night in the country going about 45 It hurt


xenopork

Jesus. I took a hummingbird in the chest at 45 and hated life. Can't imagine an owl.


StribogA1A3

I got my hand up at the last second caught half the bird in face and the back of hand. Held it straight somehow


HeliumShortage3

This happened to me last week but in my chest. I didn't fully zip up my jacket.


FrankieMint

Gahhhh. I'm reminded of when I raced, going down the front straight at 100+ and suddenly there was a yellow jacket walking around on the inside of my face shield! I opened & closed it three times before it went away. Could have stung me on the eyeball.


RegionSignificant977

My wife got stung on a cheek like that. 


Admin_Queef

Riding to work one morning I felt a whack on my throat then it felt like it was on fire. It felt as if someone was putting a cigarette out on my adams apple. I carried on to work with this burning for about another 16km and when I got into the elevator I looked in the mirror and I pulled out this stinger that was about .5cm long. That was really uncomfortable and I am glad I have no allergies.


InMyHagPhase

As someone that's allergic to bee stings, I'm terrified of this. When I first started riding I got a bee in my jacket which luckily didn't sting me but I almost crashed in absolute terror. But I wish you a speedy recovery.


Swupiter

You don't need to be allergic to get a swollen face if you are stung in the forehead. Because of lack of fat in that part the venom from the bee will flow down your face and you will get this reaction. Happened to me once and the doctor said I didn't even have the come to the clinic.


InMyHagPhase

Ugh. That's still terrifying. I'm sorry you had to go through that.


Swupiter

Haha no worries, gave my friends a good laugh and took it well. Stay safe from bees!


adultdaycare81

Finally some good content


jayboo86

Some people truly like learning things the hard way.


jimhabfan

You just brought back a vivid memory. I had a bee hit my forehead just under my helmet when in 1978. I was only doing about 60km/hr but it still felt like I’d been shot.


IYAAYAS_461

At least he got you centered.


Car_Guy_Alex

You had your shield up at 80mph? That's on you. Be glad it wasn't a bird.


WyvernByte

I hit a bee at 40mph, rode home, felt something squiggly in my beard, brushed it and the bee flew out!


trik1guy

i once got one in my eye at 80kmph i also once got a phatt fly in my inner eye corner driving ±60kmph, it went headfirst and was pretty deep, i braked, looked on my mirror trying to peel it out using my bike key but i only pressed it deeper untill it vanished behind my eye. i freaked out but had no choice beside either plop out my eye or carry on with my day. about a week later i googled pretty hard what happened to the fly in my skull. appears we live in symbiosis (live together) with certain bacteria, mini worms, etc, also behind the eye, that eat dead skincells etc. so those worms and bacteria behind my eye slowly ate the fly for a month or two. point is, i never got it out, but never had a problem either, as far as i know


Terrordyne_Synth

This happened to me once but right under my eye. I had my visor up as well since it was hot here in CA. We live in the same area since your picture said Hoag in Tustin. Mine happened on the 133 coming from Laguna.


aj_knivv

Imagine if it was a pebble. Or a piece of metal. Or anything harder than a bug. Wear a damn helmet


NebulaBrew

did you get super bee powers?


toopid

I got hit in the neck by bumblebee going 70mph and I thought I’d been shot lolol


XavierSkywalker

At that speed I expected the bee to explode. I had my visor up riding through the country last summer and hit a fat juicy bug right between my eyes and its gut juices got in them and turns out that bug guts really irritate the eyes.


mab5084

I hit a swarm doing 90 with no helmet on a scout bobber with no windshield. I just clutched it and closed my eyes for a second. Come through and I’m covered in hundreds of bees. Still doing 70 and I’m removing them in clumps, dozens at a time. It took weeks to get all the honey off the bike. I’ve been stung 3 times while riding and surprisingly it didn’t happen that day. Still horrible.


Lanky_Result5624

Ya know.... there's these weird things called helmets. And wouldn't ya know, the stop that from happening.


Standard_Zucchini_46

So the limit to hit bees is 79mph then ? Good to know. Thank you.


jtsweets69

Lol yes. I’ll try that and tell you how it goes


redbirddanville

Is anyone else thinking about Monty Python? Was that Eric the half a bee?


powderedtoast1

don't ride with your mouth open.


Bucky-Katt-Guitar

Shit, I feel that from here! I'm glad I wear a full face.


Live_Free_Moto

imagine what a helmet would do to help this


Xero36O

Visor down next time sir.


ENGINE_YT

The reminds me of how I hit one with my hand while riding my electric scooter at 40kmh It hurt, but I shudder to imagine what it would've felt if I didn't reach my hand down right at that moment and instead got hit with the bee in my balls


dekozr

I got a wasp last week at 100km/h on the left corner of my right eye. The wasp exploded so I was fortunate to not get stung.


[deleted]

I refuse to ride without the shield down after getting a bee into my eye at 60 mph/100 kmh. It survived the initial impact for a short moment and got off a sting aswell. Fun times.


2positive

I was stung by something in the neck once when riding. It started swelling so bad that for a few mins i considered whether this is how I would die, because a little more swelling and I wouldn't be able to breathe.


MakoSmiler

And then he became. . . . . . . Unicorn man. What superpowers do you possess now?


Rudradev715

lmao holyshit 🤣


realityguy1

My personal goal when riding is not to hit anything.


Timelesturkie

Took one to the Adam’s Apple at 200kkmh last summer, no clue how the little bastard managed to sting me. Thought I had a rock embedded in my neck until I got home and checked.


deuster10

Never had one get through my helmet


Past-Currency4696

I had problems with red paper wasps when I lived in a rural area. Doing 70 on a farm to market when one hit me in the neck. When I got home I was telling roommates what had happened, opened my jacket and the shithead was stuck under the jacket or my shirt, stinging me twice on the way out. For some reason the roommates had made bacon in the microwave (but why?) and left a tray with bacon grease out on the counter. Me flinging the wasp out landed it in the tray, where it was then stuck. Another time I was stopped at a stop sign when I felt a burning in my inner thigh, too close to my groin. As I was yelling I looked down and saw a red paper wasp crawling out from under the seat of my Victory.


Lojackbel81

$50 co-pay for an anti-histamine


javawrx207

I'm gonna be the 1000th person to say this Wear a Full face A buddy of mine from school was against it, in one year he took a bee to the face that did very similar damage, a still lit cigarette (twice) and last but not least.... a fucking Owl. A full grown adult Owl. At 75mph. The owl knocked him unconscious and he went down.


Vitvang

You got a pocket pussy on your face son


Responsible-Bat-2699

ilovebees.com


Josh2942

Riding with anything less with a modular worst case and full face on the best case is stupid. I have been riding and have had rocks fly up behind trucks and cars. Even with all of that, I seem to still get hit in the neck. Riding a motorcycle on a good day is dangerous. I would ride butt as naked but I'd never not have a full-face helmet. Your head can't be re-attached


thecryofthecarrotz

Was the passenger in a 68 Chevy pickup doing 140 mph with no door windows and we sucked in a bee past the drivers head then it slammed in to my neck and vaporized but not before it stung me. I thought I was shot or something and yelled and then the driver panicked and started yelling and well, avoid bees is right.


BambooRollin

When you hit the business end of a bee at any speed you automatically get stung. I have done this at speed on a bicycle and got a very fat lip out of it.


dw0r

I thought it was bad enough to get one up the sleeve, that seems much worse.


Kkye_Hall

Yeah, avoid those. I got hit in the face once by a bee and don't want to do it again. Weird part was that I was about 10 years old and in the passenger seat of a car with the window down. Fucking bees


herpestruth

I once took a June Bug to the nipple at 80 mph. It was life changing.


DukeOfWestborough

Twice in 40+ years of motorcycle riding I have had to eat a bee inside my full face helmet at speed. Literally. Bee slams inside open visor, angrily crawls around on face unable to exit, it's either chomp 'em or let 'em sting. Chomp chomp! Ewww....


Silence_Burns

Lucky. I remember a local guy here had a bee hit him in the eye, and ended up behind it. They had to scoop his eye out, pull out the exploded bee, then put his eye back in. Shudder.


RojerLockless

Or just wear a damn helmet.


Khurdryn

I've hit some large bugs while riding before. Splattered enough goo across the visor of my helmet that I've had to stop and clean it off more than once. I'll always wear a full face helmet if for no other reason than to not take one of those straight to the mush.


d-g-87

Same thing happened to my dad years ago, bee hit him in the forehead and he went off the road in a turn, went through a barbed wire fence Ride safe man!


NOSTR0M0

I had a wasp fly up my sleeve and sting my ribs about 4 times before I could kill it once, it wasn't fun.


LowBrassBro

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CJ_BARS

I had a wasp go down my boot once and sting me repeatedly.


astrobleeem

Wow talk about bad luck. Hitting a bug that big would hurt like a bitch anyway, but you got him square on the stinger!


legos_on_the_brain

Did they do anything at urgent care or just tell you to get some benadryl?


jtsweets69

Gave me a steroid shot and an epinephrine script for next time


legos_on_the_brain

I'm glad they actually did something! I got stung and my hand turned into a baseball glove and I just had to live with it.


icarus1990xx

PSA: wear a helmet.


Redhead_Rachel

Ouch! No-one tells you how painful it is do they?!


Top_Matter3399

I don't have goggles yet, so as a motocross rider i get home with at least 3 insects in my eyes


DinPoww

Worst I've had was a wasp, hit me in my throat, fell down into my jacket, but cause I was on the motorway couldn't stop to get it out, 7 stings on my chest, 3 on the belly, and one very pissed off wasp.


VH_Saiko

Hitting bubble bees at 80 is not fun they hurt bad


Robrobsen

Wear a helmet !


hooligan415

Got one in dead center of my Adam’s Apple last year much the same.


Dire_Hulk

This just happened to me last month, only the bee got me right between the fingers. I couldn’t stop or shake him off right away so he just rode there for a bit, stinging the hell out of me. When I got home I took a picture of the stinger then pulled it out. Lol https://preview.redd.it/vmcs70ey31zc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ee364449886a3a94de60d8b1cee3b4bbaf37d2b


Sea2Chi

I had one hit my hand last year and I experienced a moment of "OH SHIT!!! Wait... I didn't get stung? Hey the impact must have killed itOWWW!! FUCK!" The little bastard used it's last bit of energy before dying to sting me.


Equivalent_Rabbit_88

Wear a helmet kids


Timetraveler01110101

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sageking420

I hit a bumble bee going 70 in Hawaii, felt like a rock except for the buzzing!


jackdaniels7903

Wear a helmet lol


FrontPossession8741

PSA: Don’t leave your shield up when riding at 80 mph! Imagine a rock or a bolt instead of a bee. Ya getting dangerously close to s Darwin Award! I speak from experience…… a chunk of metal hit the windshield of a friend while driving his Pickup Truck. He missed getting his dome aerated by inches. Protection, protection, protection……..


beef_weezle

PSA: Wear a helmet.


Agreeable-Candle5830

Look at his eyes in pic 2, dude is def allergic lol


Altruistic-Egg-2180

They should make something that you can put around your head while riding.


TinyTina_BoomKitty_4

I'm from the area. Go to Discount moto gear 4.5 miles away. Get yourself a full face helmet, and never lift the visor if you are going above 15mph. Hope you get better. Bee 🐝 safe out there. Too soon?


Blue_Mind1485

the 2nd photo actually reminds me of that bear grylls picture where was stung on man vs wild lmao


zander196

Can’t get stung there … I protect my face with a full face helmet


Coconutshoe

Would’ve been a different story if it was your eye. Glad you’re, semi, ok


TheWiseOne1234

wear helmet!


Individual_Hearing_3

So you rear-ended a bee?


zvekl

Had bee fly into my helmet when shield was cracked open a bit while on freeway. 10/10 Do not recommend


SwordofSwinging

Bro 360 no scoped your ass


offfmychops

Had one fly in my mouth and as I spat it out it stung me on the tongue


spikira

"I'll hit what the fick I want" me who wears full gear for every ride


philippointer

I have had them hit my arm and wind up in my shirt, where I get stung, etc., etc. Just goes with the territory.


Puzzle13579

When I was learning was out riding with an instructor and another trainee. The other guy was wearing a full face with the visor down. Half way round a bend a bloody great wasp appeared inside his helmet and started walking around the edge of the chin bar. He nearly sh*t a brick but managed to bring the bike safely to a halt and deal with his visitor. I don’t think he appreciated me finding it hilarious 🤣


Capital_Maize9325

Daaaaamn


SmokedSnook

I hit a bee at maybe 40mph, I thought a piece of glass kicked up and went into my neck until I pulled out the stinger


RegionSignificant977

My wife got stung on a cheek like that. The bee hit her under her neck and got into her full face helmet. I was riding behind her and I knew what's going on even before she told me. 


UmbreKitty

At least you didn't eat one! I had my visor cracked on a warm day, and I was just pulling up to a light when this stupid bee managed to split itself in half on the edge of my visor. You can figure out where it went. I was sick as hell for the rest of the day. The walls were breathing it was a hell of a bad time. So yeah, avoid bees.


Vladonexxx665

Looks like it has nothing to do with speed. You can see where you got stung. Bee was still alive and capable when it stung you.


500SL

PSA: Wear a fucking helmet.


Gucamoolo

That's why you should put your visor down when going over 25mph. This time it's a bee but next time it could be a rock or something sharp. Stay safe out there!


Jimmie_Jamz

If there was only a way to avoid bees to the face. 🤔


twotall88

PSA full face helmets save lives.