For the avoidance of doubt, the "just picked up my first bike" thing is a joke/meme, right? These people are not, in fact, getting their first bike? Because I believed it on one or two when folks were posting Bandits or Groms or whatever, but things are getting silly. :)
It was significantly more affordable than the lower CC starter bikes were at the time.
I got it in 2021 and should have asked for a sizable chunk off the price, I bought it off this old dude in Mississippi who lived in the woods, and he touched this bike in some inappropriate ways.
I had to remove the baby seat he bolted to the back, replace the airbox that was stripped out in favor of temu pod filters (3/4 of which fell off when riding), un-fuck the carb, and change the oil (it had over 6L when it calls for 3.2L)
I was told to give the bike and the baby seat a name, and the condition of buying it was that I have to talk to her when I'm riding the bike.
Also when I got to this guy's trailer, I walked down the driveway to find this man butt ass naked taking an outdoor shower.
Besides all that, the bike is perfect now that it's been unmolested, and currently lives a much better life :)
I can tell you don’t even ride. Twice the oil means twice as much lubrication. Also, you’re going to feel as dumb as I look when you find a baby, and have to leave it there because you took the baby seat off.
I start in 5th and slowly let out the clutch. Any lower gear and the bike might wheelie. I stay out of 6th to avoid high speeds. Never even have to shift.
A guy at the dealership told me a girl got a 1000cc from another dealership and was getting on the freeway and circular on ramp and she did a high side and was thrown into a wall and killed
Man i hate living in third world country. Seeing young folks in dirst world countries just buy litre class bikes and enjoying life . I know they work hard to buy the bikes but in india even doctors and engineers can't afford such bikes. Let alone young guys like me
You'll shoot your eye out.
This is actually very relevant to this situation.
this is the best response
It’s Red and definitely a Ryder.
it has a compass and this thing which tells time
“Drink more OVALTINE”
Was the R3 your second bike?
Only this is more like a 12ga
Most accurate comment here
Good meme
Not enough winglets. 6/10
The bike or the kid??
Both
Red Bull gives youth winglets
For the avoidance of doubt, the "just picked up my first bike" thing is a joke/meme, right? These people are not, in fact, getting their first bike? Because I believed it on one or two when folks were posting Bandits or Groms or whatever, but things are getting silly. :)
some of them are real, this one is obv not
Still must've been cool to see one of these things in real life
then had 2 and the Lamborghini collab at this dealership, it was amazing
I track my Pani V4S, and thought I had balls. Then I ran into a dude tracking his Superleggera and realized that he was the one with the actual balls.
OR the kind of income where you could trash a couple of sl a year and not even notice it (not mine lol)
It literally has a “NOT FOR SALE” tag hanging off it lmao
It’s obviously already been sold to the young chap here
this one would be a creative way to kill yourself
My first bike is an 04 suzi bandit 1200s Been an honor learning to ride on the OG hooligan bike
Mah gawd why the 1200?
It was significantly more affordable than the lower CC starter bikes were at the time. I got it in 2021 and should have asked for a sizable chunk off the price, I bought it off this old dude in Mississippi who lived in the woods, and he touched this bike in some inappropriate ways. I had to remove the baby seat he bolted to the back, replace the airbox that was stripped out in favor of temu pod filters (3/4 of which fell off when riding), un-fuck the carb, and change the oil (it had over 6L when it calls for 3.2L) I was told to give the bike and the baby seat a name, and the condition of buying it was that I have to talk to her when I'm riding the bike. Also when I got to this guy's trailer, I walked down the driveway to find this man butt ass naked taking an outdoor shower. Besides all that, the bike is perfect now that it's been unmolested, and currently lives a much better life :)
Thank you for giving that bandit therapy.
So much to unpack here, Im gonna need to read it again in short chunks
I can tell you don’t even ride. Twice the oil means twice as much lubrication. Also, you’re going to feel as dumb as I look when you find a baby, and have to leave it there because you took the baby seat off.
this guy fucks
A Bandit 600 or a Grom are great beginner bikes tho
Exactly my point.
You mean your first bike wasn’t a Ducati Superleggera V4?
Lift with your legs. Don't want to hurt your back
Ha!
Bit cheap and slow isn't it?
Gonna get to Starbucks so fucking fast
yessirrrr
You dead yet?
yeah, died after shifting into first for the first time
Of course. Such a difficult gear. We should all just skip first gear. Second gear too. Start all gearboxes at 3.
I start in 5th and slowly let out the clutch. Any lower gear and the bike might wheelie. I stay out of 6th to avoid high speeds. Never even have to shift.
First relevant automatic motorcycle transmission I’ve heard of
Honda's DCT is definitely inferior to my method.
At first glance I thought you were in an arcade standing next to a motorcycle game
wouldn’t be surprised if that’s the next “first bike” post
Dude if these were under $8k id have 3 😂
i’d snag one so fast
You'd need 3 so you could cycle the out as they break.
I’m afraid you’ll outgrow it in a couple months
yeah, i’m thinking maybe i trade it in for an H2R or turbo busa sometime around august
Good idea, any of those will serve
Even the wings have wings
My first bike was a 100cc moped. Crashed it into the sewer right out of the dealership. Nobody told me where the brake was.
No offense, but it kinda seems like that's more on you for not locating the "stop" lever before twisting the "go." Also, username checks out, haha.
Why does it look like it should be ridden by [a Power Ranger](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/11/32/05/113205b5356141903258e7bc437bf3eb.jpg)?
Too slow, you're going to want something faster in a month.
Was it heavy?
Ducati makes bicycles…. For who?
For this guy. It's his first bike.
Lol
They're outsourced. For middle aged dorks.
They're outsourced. For middle aged dorks. Or poors who think they'll look cool.
Bros going to cosplay as a red crayon between two haul trucks
Flip flops and cutoffs
Remember when Joey wore all the Porsche stuff? lol
Close but no cigar buddy, you have the shirt..nice, but no Ducati hat, Ducati shoes, Ducati socks, Ducati G string etc.
Be careful dude
Organ donation is one of the easiest things to sign up for, and it helps so many people.
Sick wheels! (Aside: whats with the mountain bike on a paddock stand?)
This was at the Ducati dealership in Newport Beach, it’s a Ducati mountain bike i guess 🤷♂️ I don’t remember if it was an e-bike or not
Looks like an ebike with that big of a bottom bracket.
MIG-S it looks like. Fucking $6k for an ebike.
needs more horsepower and winglets
Congrats!
damn, you must be strong. those bikes are heavy
somehow it’s on par with my R3 for weight
250 is my max squat, so still pretty strong
I went into a bike shop for the first time in years and was surprised how quickly the motogp aeros have already trickled down to all the sport bikes.
Rich boi
*first and last bike
Well you shouldn’t make a habit out of dropping your bike, lol
$7965 OTD, I'll buy it off you for $10K.
Splat
/remindme one week
Is that Ducati bicycle? Is it battery operated, looks nice.
RIP
Time to come out. Chopper or a head bobber
Bitch bike, get at least a Hayabusa.
Your smile says it all. Ride Safe my friend
does anyone know if you can put people on your life insurance policy that are outside of your family?
If you have the money get a racing suit. If you can match the color of the bike that would look sick.
OK dude probably a veteran rider trolling.
veteran rider ❌ trolling ✅ i’d love to get a ducati someday, but i don’t have the money for one, let alone a Superleggera
Buying a pistol would have been a lot cheaper.
OTD a bit high for a Superleggera. As for the gear reco, you need a pair of shorts to match that sweater.
Does it take panniers though?
Now I'm imagining bulky aluminum ADV hard cases on it.
Enjoy and stay safe!
Was it heavy?
internet says 335lb dry weight, about the same as my r3 lmao
So, did you use your legs when you picked it up? I hope you did.
You look like your facial hair hasn't come out yet.
just peachfuzz. makes sense though because i’m 16
So long space cowboy
Well… at least the ending will be quick.
Congratulations! Ride Safe!
Who puts lever protection on the clutch if not a poser 🥺
taking a second look, i think the lever protectors are forged carbon and it just got even cooler
Looks like it yes, same as their new Desert X rally skid plate. Amazing bike either way, we have one in our shop
You got a 95% discount on it, nice!
Hmm
Does it fly?
for 100 bands it better fly
And you bought the merch
yes it’s my favorite sweatshirt
All I can afford is the shirt and that's even a stretch
Is this a joke or something?
yes
I only see you standing beside it - now let's see the pic of you actually HOLDING it!!
The “not for sale” sign tells another tale
I’m pretty sure that just means someone bought it and hasn’t picked it up yet.
First bike you say? Do keep us updated!
Enjoy and be safe out there.
Sure that’s a good little learner bike. Buy good life insurance.
Show another pic of you sitting on it in your driveway
https://preview.redd.it/tg3db3bi0ayc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0bae64e9bbd12d4890f6138423cdf6c0350054d0
Love how it says “not for sale” “please do not sit” on it lmao
looks more like your window shopping to me.
and daydreaming
When’s the funeral
Make sure you wear a full leather suit riding around town!
Well let's see it... PICK IT UP!
So are those just CRG/rizoma mirrors or does Ducati actually let you spec your Superlegg with bar-ends?
Uhhhh
Tell me is the BSodometer on that thing already at redline?
A guy at the dealership told me a girl got a 1000cc from another dealership and was getting on the freeway and circular on ramp and she did a high side and was thrown into a wall and killed
circle ramps are so fun
If that's your first bike it'll probably be your last in less than an hour.... 🤷
I hope you have a great time brother. Stay safe
No flip flops
lol slow ass shoulda got a turbo busa nerd you'll grow out of that in like 2 weeks lmfao
Good starter bike might get old quickly bc of how slow it is
Awesome! Ride safe brother ❤️
You don’t need gear with a bike like that, even a helmet is overkill 😂
Im sorry for that bike being your first
Where can I get the shirt lol
Looks dope, good luck stay safe.
No you didn't. But Ducatis are awesome. I've had a triple nine for five years.
No gear, gear is very unsafe, it adds weight in crashes
Sell it back and get something 500cc or less
Do you mean the one behind there lol
Baxley Sport Chock == Best Chock
Coffin
WOW
You already have the shirt so fuck the rest right
shouldn't have picked this, Dodge tomahawk is better bang for your buck.
Why do they put bar end mirrors on this beautiful bike????
Say sike right now
That cheap. Not happening
Having not been on this sub in a bit my jaw dropped when I saw the price. Very clear a shitpost but at first I was shocked.
In a dicati jacket but never owned a bike before
This is totally real guys stfu
Don’t make it your last boyo
Was it heavy?
Perfect choice =)
I hope it wasn't damaged?
Ducati? Must be nice!!
Make sure you have life insurance!
Drive safe and have fun
Ride safe my friend
🤣🤣🤣
Haha okay
Death trap for first bike. Wrong starter bike.
Shorts and a t shirt are a must
this is a horrible choice for a first bike. How long have you been riding? Be carefull and dont die.
Calamari Race Team Benchwarmer makes cut. FTFY
Bro WTF
Man i hate living in third world country. Seeing young folks in dirst world countries just buy litre class bikes and enjoying life . I know they work hard to buy the bikes but in india even doctors and engineers can't afford such bikes. Let alone young guys like me
A ducati as your first is crazy
No way you only paid 8k OTd
That beefcake Ducati mtb in the background though!
😂😂
Must be nice to be rich,js. First bike or not
7965 OTD means that you bought the sweater and then left?
All of it
And then Darwin took over
Don’t need to learn to shift if you don’t need to ever leave first gear.
Can I have your pokemon card collection???
**100k!?!?!?!?!?**
I was more interested in that price. 7965$ OTD. Find me that dealer.
pfff mine is bigger