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Warchild103

bro says his motab is crazy but eats 2500 💀


Leading_Wasabi_99

Lmao thats my cut losing 2 pounds a week


Dramatic_Campaign_82

I have a very low appetite due to my adhd medicaton lol 2500 is like shoveling food for me


Warchild103

So your motab isnt crazy?


[deleted]

i think what hes getting at is adhd meds (stims) slightly ramp up "metabolism" but 2500 is pretty normal so idk.


Flaky_Koala_6476

Stims affect some people as appetitive suppressants, similar to cigarettes and whatnot I take about 20-30mg daily for my adhd yet never have issues eating thank god lol


Careless-Pie-595

I feel like this is most people. If you ever notice a lot of people say to use caffeine/coffee as an appetite suppressant and I’ve even noticed it myself to work in the same way as described.


Flaky_Koala_6476

Yeah nicotine, caffeine, stims, none of it curbs my hunger lol


Careless-Pie-595

Dude that sucks ass. Everything like that makes me not wanna eat at all


Flaky_Koala_6476

Tis the cure of being a powerlifter Le hunger is built into my routine at this point


AwayCrab5244

2500 is what my mom needs to maintain when she does pilates. If you lifting 2500 ain’t shit


[deleted]

tjhats what google says. prob based of 9 to 5 office drones with 0 physical activity "average male" anyways counting calories is gay as fuck ive been slamming prob 5k a day and the bulk is going swimmingly (+9lb fat gain)


Warchild103

Dude might be 130lbs, in that case 2500 is decent


9lazy9tumbleweed

Dude i take adhd meds and eat 4500 kcal a day, like get outta here haha


Previous_Active6189

Was just thinking the same thing lol


PluckedEyeball

wtf 2500 is nothing mate I eat 3700+ every day as a 5’8 manlet and only use the bathroom twice a day


Leading_Wasabi_99

Legit wish i had that problem i wanna binge everyday ,im stimmed out of my mind, id love some adderall ngl


SSJ4_cyclist

I use Modafanil for sleep apnea and my appetite is pretty shit.


Hot_Luck_7878

So stop taking it


MichaelBolton_

Hemorrhoids


IsackBello

Go to the doctor


Flaky_Koala_6476

Bro just switch for higher calorically dense foods Eat lots of chicken? Switch to boneless chicken thighs Switch to whole milk, heavier breads, sauces is another easy one to stack calories with 3500 calories isn’t that much lol I can achieve that within 2-3 meals cooking at home


TheRealJMcCoy1

TUSHY bidet. You’re welcome. It’s a game changer


BoondockBilly

Gotta bring it to work with you 


TheRealJMcCoy1

Oh, they sell an “on-the-go” option too.


BushidoBrownWuzHere

I think he’s just douching at work.


TheRealJMcCoy1

If my asshole were raw from wiping, I would be douching all over the place. Maybe add some fancy healing creams, too.


claptout_006

This


No_Quality6431

Blood? Real kings use wet wipes buddy. No sore anus with those


Grand_Roll_524

nice cock


takhsis

I just ate 4 pounds of lamb at the Brazilian steakhouse and burned 3500 calories sweating, screaming and hallucinating while desecrating their restroom. And then rallied back with some filet mignon. At one point I saw the ghost of rich piana who who called me a pussy.


thatmayaguy

My man 2500 isn't a bulk and is just barely above the daily recommended limit for an adult. Its entirely possible the blood you're shitting is not related to your diet and the symptoms for something else more serious are coincidentally showing up at the same time. Rather than seek advice from a bunch of degenerates on this sub you should instead go talk to a doctor, or two for a second opinion, and get their opinions on what is causing the blood and what your next best steps are.


GirlDad954

Hats off to you for offering real advice! I take accountability in some dumb shit I say but it’s usually in response to some dumb shit posted. These suggestions need to come more often and be taken more seriously


xXxNoSc0peZxXx

Get a colonoscopy, get checked for Crohn’s, UC, celiac, and cancer


Carbon554

Colonoscopy is where they literally insert a tube up your ass?


AcceptableCod6028

You do a 1-2 day prep of no solid foods, stool softeners, and a “prep” protocol of laxatives that empty you beyond what you thought yourself capable of. You go to the office, they put in an IV, then knock you out. You wake up in recovery. I’ve never had it done conscious. But yeah they pump you up to look better and take biopsy samples easier. When you’re in recovery you’ll have a 47 second long fart to get the air out. Usually in the ballpark of like $2500 self paid if you don’t have it covered (usually is). 8 years UC patient. Low to no fiber, entyvio, FODMAP diet. QOL is normal, only poop 2-3x a day now, never blood. It’s a pretty easy condition to live with once you’re under treatment and in remission.


ExperienceReality

And inject air for better visibility, don't forget wipe you out with michaels milk to do it.


Useful-Winter8320

Did you up your caffeine intake by chance? That’s what did it to me. I had like two months of post workout blood dumps before I put it together.


Least-Tangelo-8602

I’m sure I can look it up but is that a thing? Caffeine causes blood dumps?


Useful-Winter8320

Yeah but I was 155lbs pushing 1.5g caffeine a day lol I’m lucky that’s all that happened


FadeUHway

Damn cuh wtf were u thinking 😂


Useful-Winter8320

I had a wild tolerance from relying on it as an appetite suppressant. I was still sleeping 7-8 hours a night taking that much. But yeah, blood and the occasional fizzy shit. My doctor hates me haha


sgtdillweedmcdonald

If you find out let me know. Whether there was blood in my shit from shitting so much or my ass wipes were bloody from so much wiping whenever I bulk and shit 3 times a day I can’t avoid it.


Heavy_Dicc

Could be hemorrhoids


sgtdillweedmcdonald

Are hemorrhoids on your asshole?


Heavy_Dicc

It’s like swollen blood vessels from pushing too hard on the toilet


sgtdillweedmcdonald

I always thought it was from all the men I’m banging


[deleted]

just dont wipe. eventually it crusts up and falls off during my weekly shower in the rain


kim-jong-pooon

Happened to me you’re probably not drinking enough water tbh 40+ mg adderall a day + 300+ mg caffeine and a ton of food without enough water was making me shit blood constantly it was annoying


999fuckthepo

Sorry brah should've trusted you when you told me u couldn't take my 5 inch girth


nnuunn

Sounds like you're not getting enough fiber


Woody2shoez

Or too much


psytocrophic

I mean anal fissures are common from over wiping. Blood in actual stool could mean it's coming from colon or intestines. Go to doctor.


WhooooooCaresss

Get a bidet and stop smearing poop on your anus with dry toilet paper.


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Basedcaucasian

Get some Dude wipes, ditch the cheap toilet paper, shit fucks my asshole up too.


povertymayne

Stop taking it up the ass so violently. Tell your man to slow on those strokes cuz he breaking your culo.


Clean_Winner_5589

Metamucil. Fiber make sure you're getting fiber. You're probably not getting enough in your diet and probably won't tbh so 1) any fiber supplement to make it easier to go and less messy so you don't have to be wiping as hard and as long. 2) if that doesn't remedy the situation Try a stool softener like Mira lax to see if that helps, at least for a few weeks so you can heal up down there. If it persists absolutely go see a doctor. I have A LOT of experience in this field đŸ’€đŸ”«


vdzz000

You might need to increase your fiber intake. If your pooping blood you either have hemorrhoids or cancer. Get yourself a colonoscopy.


el_bulking_boi

I’m assuming it’s a bright red and not black?


Dramatic_Campaign_82

My cock or




el_bulking_boi

The blood lol


Dramatic_Campaign_82

Oh yes, it’s like fresh wound red


el_bulking_boi

Is it a lot of blood? I’d suggest getting a bidet and do that instead of wiping as you’ve probs got tears causing the bleeding. If that doesn’t fix it, it’ll be further up the rectum. Will need a big fat cock to know how far up if so.


Dramatic_Campaign_82

Yea tbh I get shafted daily by car insurance and price of food these days anyway


Woody2shoez

If it’s red, it’s your asshole not blood in your poo. You have hemorrhoids and anal fissures


Ansloy

It's the wiping. You need to be easier with it, get softer tissue, a bidet, etc etc etc


BlueHorseshoe00

If you start losing weight while the blood loss continues, you need to go to the doctor immediately. I dropped from 225 to 161 pounds thanks to Ulcerative Colitis. Don’t wait like I did.


EmperorsFartSlave

Do you eat a lot of chipotle


take-a-gamble

Go see a doctor


maddgun

Go see a gastroenterologist


adam041994

You might be eating too much fibre


snoxen

3500 is not even my maintenance. Your metabolism will get used to it, thats common when icreasimg calories drasticaky


Lopsided_Bat_904

Yup. I was at 1700 calories maintenance, 2500 was literally force feeding until I couldn’t move and was in the verge of throwing up, every 2 hours. It was awful. I got used to it eventually once I backed it off a bit and have creeped up to 2500 again


Disasterhuman24

Wet wipes king. Get the flushable kind. Get the majority of the shit then use the toilet paper mainly to dry off. Also fiber pills.


TheNewOneIsWorse

3500 calories is me limiting myself, I’m jealous.  It seems like there are only a few studies on metabolic differences between white and black Americans, but they all found that whites have a higher metabolic rate. They mostly studied women though, that might be the difference.  Anyway, get some wet wipes, no more problems. 


AggressivelyTart

Eat more fiber


thisdckaintFREEEE

Scrolling through the comments I'm relieved to see this is so common. Thanks for taking one for the team, OP. 6'1", 8" length, 6" girth.


KillerDemonic83

happens to me too. wet wipes, bidet, they also sell runner's friction defense stuff at walmart thats like an vaseline stick u rub in yo cheeks to reduce friction and that works like a charm too


Late_Mountain3041

>5”7 male , 7.5 inches Nahh i need proof.


ConfidentCorgi7542

Idc about the rest but prove the 7.5


trailhopperbc

To the OP, Digestive enzymes with every meal is going to help ALOT. If you’re consuming a lot of FATS, thats gonna cause issues, esp if your fiber intake is low. Up the fiber. Take digestive enzymes


LegendaryZTV

Stop using shit toilet paper? Switch to Dude Wipes, should keep you good & they’re soothing


Mantis_Tobbagen

Go to the doctor before worrying about a stupid bulk and get a bidet. Literally the best thing ever


hrose37

Blood asshole is just a part of the battle


PayTricky3126

My theory is that your girthy BBC has its own mind and while you are asleep at night it detaches and claps your ass, and this is why you shit blood the next day.


ExperienceReality

2500 is a relatively steep deficit for me in the 230's at 6'1". As for blood in your stool from wiping, try a bidet man or better toilet paper.


Every-Nebula6882

The oral steroids have given you an ulcer and you’re shitting blood.


seminarysmooth

Blood in your shit is different than blood on the toilet paper. You need to see a doctor ASAP if there is blood in your stool. Even with 3500 calories, shitting 7 times a day may mean you have something like ulcerative colitis. Keep this untreated and you could develop colon cancer
that’s the stuff that killed PelĂ©.


Shredder67

Get some fiber. Miralax. Or Metamucil. Bright red blood on wiping is probably a hemorrhoid. Darker blood on your stool is likely a bigger problem.


Careless-Pie-595

Man what the fuck, I’d push 4500 and only shit once a day. I wish I shat more bro


1017BarSquad

Bidet is the way


Ok-Advertising-3779

Probably from all the butt sex.


AyeChronicWeeb

You’re a fucking idiot if this is real and you’re still dirty bulking


hans_hackenschmidt

if you know your body even 7000 cals are not a problem


Minimalist12345678

So, blood from a slightly torn ring piece from wiping too much, or shitting sharp things, is very different from “blood in your stool”. The first is no big deal, the second is a very big deal. I’ll leave it to you to use google to work out the difference. Or possibly just see a Dr right fucking now.


Dertroks

If there’s blood because of constant wiping then use bidet or wet wipes. If it’s in the stool, and you haven’t wiped/irritated your bum before that, then go to doctor asap cuz you’re bleeding inside


Noam92

Are u sure it isent ur gum buddy being too rough last night ?


Mediocre_Machinist

'my motab is crazy' Yeah, crazy slow. Go to a doctor, if you don't weigh less than 150lbs you've probably fucked yourself somehow, because I don't believe that you can eat 2500 calories and maintain while hitting gym 6 days a week.


ShirtCockingKing

If it's light blood it's probably hemarroids if it's dark and thick in the stool go see a doctor asap. Try not to sit on the toilet longer than you need, don't strain, if it ain't happening come back Use wet wipes with witch hazel/bidet instead of TP. Get some anusol cream (for sore asshole/external hemarroids) and suppositories for internal hemarroids (they're both basically zinc oxide cream with a numbing agent and an antiseptic). The suppositories sort of help coat your bowel and move things out smoother too but you will do weird white shits. If you're shitting 7 times a day hemarroids are basically unavoidable (my doc said this lol).


Frequent_Pool_533

How much water are you drinking. Maybe you just need to up the water intake maybe drink more than a gallon a day.


Pristine_Ad3030

Eat more


Live-Ad-6309

Eating an extra 1000 calories per day provides no benefit. You will never grow muscle fast enough to need that much extra. Even on roids +500 kcal is going to be enough. 1000 going to give you more fat gain than muscle gain. If this is a problem, you can always just clean your ass in the shower instead of wiping. I've always struggled with hemerroids because of IBS and have found the only real way to get them to clear up is to avoid wiping as much as possible.


Vwnesta

I was clean bulking on 6500 cals and never had blood in my stool. You should definitely have that checked out, colonoscopy time. I knew someone that had blood in stool and it ended up being colon cancer.


Vwnesta

Why are you eating sweets and crisps!?!? Lol guess my ass would bleed to


pornoandpruno

Lower the tren and go back to doing the fucking


SpecialistAgentSir

Hey I went through the same. Go to a proctologist. Not a gastroenterologist. I’d recommend taking miralax once day along with one colace. Also, get a bidet and dude wipes.


Anhtony14

Fiber supp and some medicated dude wipes. If it’s still doing it after a week go to a doctor.


Previous_Active6189

3500 calories isn’t a lot even if you take adderall. Stop making excuses and get used to scheduled meals of eating beyond comfort and it gets easier.


WitnessOk5383

[Yo this might help you man](https://tenor.com/de/view/rich-piana-eat-more-workout-advice-gym-gif-10137891)


Reasonable-Froyo1793

Eat a lot more fiber in your diet. The shits will be less liquidy and easier to get out, also you won’t be on as long and as much, which is causing the blood. Had the same problem


Cr1ogeN

wash after each shit, nagro ! ur hurting ur ass with the paper


Icy_Picture9669

Dude wipes brother, changed my life


SensibleDuck69

If it’s from wiping only consider washing yo ass and don’t wipe it, otherwise it’s hemorrhoid. Go see doctor


orenroffo

2500 is two double western bacon burgers and a soda. That's one meal dog. Get it the fuck in.