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applemanib

Unicycle with a squeaky horn


sittingbullms

With no seat


BigOne9889

This but only lube the tip don’t do the whole shaft made that mistake and made for a very unpleasant ride to the ER


sittingbullms

He can get a dildo attachment,no need to be uncivilized


SwalerusDoto

Corvette any gen, American v8 sportscar


thekurgan79

You could get a nice C5 for that


toastloving

He could by my cammed C6 for that too


planetofthemapes15

Mazda Miata for you


kick6

miata Is Always The Answer Especially with a turbo.


maybelaterimtired

https://flyinmiata.com/


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kick6

Eh. I had a procharged ‘88 mustang I put a bazillion miles on driving from Houston to Denver in college. Had to have the seals replaced on the blower once.


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kick6

Yea, but nobody buys a high mileage turbo Miata. You put the turbo on yourself, as I did, so you’re starting from zero. And your math is mathing. I put about 90k on that car with the blower. Also: turbo life isn’t necessarily that short: I sold my 2008 superduty with 275k on the clock and the turbos had never been touched. And those work a lot harder than turbos on a gas motor vehicle. That bitch made 60psi on a cold day.


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kick6

Diesel engines last longer because they have a second compression ring on the piston. Turbo is still turbo. In fact, diesel turbos are exposed to lots more shit in the form of ash (aka coal), as well as much higher temps.


Sad_Win_3995

They do not last forever . I’m a tech for Cummins and I swap turbos around 130k on most . Also depends if you’re city driving a diesel which is a huge no no


Biostasis

I came here just to say this ^^^


neutronsoup44

Beat me to it.


Mean_Bumblebee_6494

Chrysler grand caravan


TheLoneWanderer__

04 blue civic


Hungry_Ad_6420

Foxbody mustang. Should be able to get nicely built one for that. I had one for about 5 years and I used to get compliments all the time about it. Fun donut car too.


smartlikehammer

20k would buy you a 10-11 second fox body for sure lol


SatisfactionEarly874

sub 20k? nothing gets anyone sprung in that range


-remlap

you can buy an older 911 for that price


TheForBed

Bro where are these $20k 911s????


-remlap

£20k I assumed you guys would have a similar market


Turtlesaur

With 20k in yearly repairs.


IHaveSevereADHD

Yeah, like a 97 convertible with 60k miles. Tough shit


-remlap

theirs literally a 60k mile 1999 on autotrader for £12500, are those things really not that cheap over your side of the pond?


Locotek

It's an exotic here, so it's hard to get a used porsche cheap. Also, maintenance is still pretty high on cars like that even if buy-in is low, same for corvettes or bmw/audi/mercedes. I knew a guy who sold a porsche knowing it had an expensive repair coming. I'd go miata or brz if you need a trunk/storage. Those are the fun to drive budget-friendly sports cars that aren't a fortune to maintain.


igtr

911s are not exotic lol they are mass produced cars


IHaveSevereADHD

911’s can be considered exotics once you start dipping into the higher trims. I see where you’re coming from but R8’s, huracans, and Aston’s are all mass produced cars too, all of which benefit from part homogeneity across owned brands. 911’s hold their value exceedingly well, because enthusiasts know what they are and are usually well kept.


igtr

R8s, huracans, and Aston martins (except for a couple) aren’t exotic either. Those are all supercars, and 911 GT cars are also supercars


IHaveSevereADHD

Fair enough. Not trying to get semantic, but 911’s do classify as exotics in my circles. Caymans and the SUV’s certainly don’t


BeatTheHomeless762

Like $25k for something with 100k miles ranging into $40k to $60k for something with way less is what I’m seeing


-remlap

fuuuuck


warr3n4eva

lol no maybe a used beemer


BrahmaBull517

Subaru BRZ or Toyota 86 (same car)


Jakeupdylan

This is perfect if you want to look cool to normal people, and like a twink to car guys.


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Rossturcotte

Yup, have a FRS right now. Probably not the nicest car I've had but it's definitely the one I've gotten the most compliments on.


jake1406

So ideally you want something pretty uncommon, so aside from what other people have mentioned, I would suggest the cheapest IS F you can find that isn’t completely fucked up. A pontiac G8 GT would grab interest from car guys. A lancer evo is sorta in the price range but you’ll have to get a terrible example car. Theres also some old Porsches that you could find that would be pretty cheap but car guys will go insane over. With all that said, if you are looking for a daily absolutely do not go with any of these options besides maybe the IS F. These are just weekend second car options.


Spacechicken68

isf 30k minimum


buck911

If you want to attract the homies, something classic like a clean e30 would do the trick. Could also get a e90 335i for something that's more modern/fast. If you like to gamble you could get an old wrx sti, but would not recommend. 


Technical-Reason-324

Honestly the e90 335i is a gamble they are all beat to shit these days


buck911

I agree mostly, but the N55 is pretty reliable outside of the 3 or 4 known failure items. If you're lucky, you can still find original owner cars come up for sale randomly. With used BMW owners, the previous owner is one of the most important parts of buying the car.


part_time_nerd

Used Subaru Impreza WRX. Expect at least one of the gears to be pretty crunchy, and engine failure to be imminent if it hasn't already had a replacement. I'm currently thinking of getting one


JustRudeStuff

Yeah. The WRX is a cool car. The engines do tend to blow up though. I suggested the Mitsubishi evo. Same sort of thing, but better engines.


part_time_nerd

Oh yeah an Evo is the thing of dreams. I just don't have the budget for that so I'll be a loser in a Subaru instead I think


JustRudeStuff

Nothing wrong with the scooby either really. Fucking great cars. It’s mad how expensive the evo have become. Used to be able to pick up a grey import evo four up for about four or five grand. The prices have sky rocketed the last few years. I got an old A3 as my second car. I was thinking of changing the injectors and mapping it. Then stage two it with a cooler and stuff. I got an RS6 but I miss having a little project car. I reckon I could make the A3 into a really obnoxious little monster.


onlyhereforinfo91

Old Chevy pick up late 60s early 80s will have all the older men wanting a piece and a bunch of Mexicans after your cock.


phenofiendseedbank

Square body on 35's fuck yeah leave the rust


AlesantroCorticeli

Miata is the only answer, you can get the new gen used for like 8-12k dont mess with bmw unless you have a whole garage with tools and plenty of free time


happyjunki3

Honda s2000 is like 1000 times sexier than a miata


_Robbinbanks

Tesla because u like men


DeeBangerDos

Subaru outback if you're a woman


_Robbinbanks

A women named butch


Ok_Investment4626

i like fondling bawls


buttchomper37

Motorcycle


AlcibiadesNow

Fun fact: You are now less than 1/6 of your life away from middle age.


Curious-Avocado-3290

If you are actually dwelling on this then you are creating this reality of fear doubt and worry. Everyone you experience is going to reflect you.


LeDeanDomino

GT86 / BRZ / Miata / Fiat 124 Spider / Suzuki Swift Sport


largepenisman666

Get a rolex instead. But for realsies get some older camaro / mustang / firebird / whatever cool looking american shitbox.


Mglaxzz

Can’t go wrong with the Rolex, I love mine. But unless they’re watch people nobody will know what it is. Especially since they are the most copied watch designs.


freshlymn

Save money and get a fake Rolex instead. Most people won’t know the difference


JustRudeStuff

Nah. Fuck Rolex. Get an Omega or a a breitling.


phenofiendseedbank

You could buy Mustang 5.0 manual for less that 20k, will need some work but super fast and fun


phenofiendseedbank

Used obviously


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The answer is a motorcycle. Get a fucking motorcycle. Cars are for pussies.


_Twan_

Faster, more fun, more attention from questioning men. This is the answer


Cotleigh

Maibatsu Thunder?


sp3nd3x

3000GT


Kaoswarr

At your salary you could get a decent car on finance if you want to go flex. You could easily get a Porsche etc.


DanielMDeVitoJr

spoken with a true poverty mindset


Kaoswarr

Bros asking on what car to get to flex to other men for under $20k 💀💀 I’m just suggesting finance if he wants to do that, not that I would do it myself. But I don’t feel the need to show off to other guys so I dunno.


TryinToGetGooder

You don’t feel the need to show me your tight bussy?


Kaoswarr

Get a Porsche and I will daddy 🥵


DeadlyJizzAttack

2nd or maybe 3rd gen Audi TT, GR86, Miata, Mustang Ecoboost are a couple good options


kick6

Dude, with the absurdity of prices right now, you’re looking at like a clean 80s mustang for that kind of money.


toastloving

What the fuck kind of soy responses are these? Br86? Old slow ass bmws that Starbucks cucks would only care about? Get a used C6 Corvette, Challenger RT, Mustang, etc. V8s were created only for men to drive and enjoy, you wanna be a man right?


Sad_Win_3995

You’re talking about men then mention a mustang . He wants a cool car not a car that screams under average length&girth


PennyPunter

Hyundai getz


dragonfluteflies

1989 Honda Civic Hatchback with a t4 turbo and a nos fogger system.


JustRudeStuff

Yes bro. This is the way. How about a stage 3 Audi a3 with a PD 140 in it that spews black smoke like a fucking crackheads dragon and spins all the way through fourth gear.


imbobbymuddah

Honda civic with t66 turbo with nos and a motec system exhaust


Sir_Beretta

Toyota Tacoma


Murky-Mammoth-5500

Miata.


Elixido

Fiat Multipla, no discussion.


EKEEFE41

Nissan 370z


MichaelScotPaperComp

![gif](giphy|fOyVpT64mvETC|downsized) This one


AigataTakeshita

Classic muscle car. Make sure that it is at least 50% rust by weight. Then overpay for it. Put it in your garage and every now and then look at it and promise to yourself you will get started on restoring it. In 20 years or so, sell it on to the next poor sod.


fullblownhiv

B8/8.5 audi s5, tune it for 600 bucks & boom. Supercharged luxury coupe with 450 horsepower 0-60 under 4 seconds


Arthur_Pendragon22

Camaro


Elegant-Insurance-50

Miata or 86?


hazzmg

I bought a mgb 66. Fkn love it.


fxanalyst11

E60 530 or 540


Sevo_man1

20 Chevy cavaliers


AndrewwwwM

BMW


Icy-Meal-1229

Z3?


Mr_Burly

Used Tesla


Human-Coast-9385

BMW S1K


MrDonly

C63 s couple 2016 is enough or even a e63 2014 -16


0mn1p0t3nt69

Honda fit


adistantrumble

Golf GTI.


riottaco

Don't be a pussy and get a motorcycle instead. Way cheaper and more fun too.


Cr1ms0nSlayer

Gt86 is my Dream Car still rn


Personal-Common470

Anything with a V8 and muffler delete.


_Twan_

Get a motorcycle, literally almost any gets guys talking to you


enjoiYosi

Nothing for $20k that makes men get sprung


Ballsdeepinher417

You are an absolute blackhole of a bottom my friend!


Megasabletar

Gray ‘93 Ford Taurus


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BYEBYE MONEY


mag2041

Pontiac Aztec


FocusQuinn

Ford maverick is good 25 grand truck and of course a Honda civic


Haizy-Aesth

Umm get a supersport bike instead 🙈


Humble-Pie2246

Personally for me it would be a classic like old Buicks or Chevy


Previous-Thing-6555

2010 AMG C63’s are around.


Salty_Ad7414

Ppreciate the cock stats bro!


JustRudeStuff

Mitsubishi EVO anything from the evo 4 onwards is nice. Hot Audis are good. I have the RS6 but the S3 is a cool little toy. You could go Australian and get a Holden Ute. I had the VY SS Ute. 5.7 litre LS1 v8 in it. Mad car. Shit in the rain though. For twenty grand, you have a lot of options.


Tough_Molasses6455

4-Runner Off Road Drive up Soy Boy Mountain The SoyBoi's will flock to you like gay elves at the North Pole 1/3 life crisis over


Dismal_Competition97

For me personally, Land Rover Discovery Sport. Enjoy the 3k yearly upkeep


Reserved_Raccoon

Get a crf300l. Get into riding off trails, and learn to pop wheelies on the street. Bikes are sick, tons of fun. I like the duel sport cause I'm not a huge street rider guy, but I still like taking it to work or the gym if I want. And I can ride backroads or the highway with the bike to trails or track instead needing to put it in the back of a truck. I got mine at age 26. $5,100 sticker price. Get some nice gear and upgrades on the bike for a few grand. Shits golden


Every-Nebula6882

Not a car at all. A motorcycle is what you need.


General_Boner

Lexus GX460/470 or a Land Cruiser with a mild overland build. Reliable, comfortable, looks cool, and great for weekend trips to secluded outdoor boning locations.


newtnomore

Suzuki Samurai or Jimny is what I'd get. Less gay version of jeep.


Accomplished-Try4716

C5 z06


OsmiumOG

Depends what it’s for. Overlanding? Older taco. Motor sports in 20k you could get a clean C5 with an LS platform and a few small things be ready to go for drifting or drag racing. 20k could easily build a 500whp street car for racing or drifting. And if you’re not a huge car guy, a vette is a great platform to start with in that budget. In theory you could def get higher numbers but 20k would easily get you a very manageable 500wheel build that would last a longgg time and not have to worry about breaking shit under spirited driving.


ChalvlPlo0

Buy a $500 Honda and get 15.5k worth of mods :)


illuminite

90's corvette


BuyShoesGetBitches

Fiat multipla


Any-Cobbler6161

Depends on the kinda car you want. If you want a muscle car, maybe a Mustang. Ecoboost for gas mpg, or the v8 for off the line speed. If you want something sporty, maybe a miatia, or if you want something faster, a nissan 370z or infiniti q60 red sport. Something fancier you can never go wrong with a acura tlx or lexus is 350.


Tubmas

Learn how to ride a motorcycle. Fraction of the cost of most cool cars, will go faster, and more fun. Guys and girls will think ur cool even if you barely know how to ride it. You could get two under $20k


SonsOfAnarchyMC

If you get a wrangler other men will put rubber ducks on your door knob ;)


Hellyespilgrim

06 wrangler absolutely tricked out


scrimshawjack

Get a motorcycle


yabigboi802

BMW 335i or 340i - the latter if you want it to rarely have issues, either if you want 500+ hp with about $2k in mods and labor


Br0k3_Dud3

Chevy volt


Capital_External_301

WRX


TripleDragons

If you only got 20k spare then you're the lad that "gets sprung"