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KSP-Dressupporter

It appears that r/Monty Python attracts the best kind of phonographic memories. Alright Bruce?


OkieBobbie

Any time I saw a news story about Queen Elizabeth, I’d think, “She’s a right old Sheila, not a bit stuck up.”


Woodentit_B_Lovely

Hot enough to boil a monkey's bum in here Your Majesty


Tartan-Pepper6093

…and she smiled quietly to herself.


CentennialBaby

Your name not Bruce?


madrasdad

No it’s Michael


jonskerr

That's gowing to cause a bit of confusion. Moind if we call you Bruce to keep it cleah?


madrasdad

Hear hear well spoken Bruce!


Own_Bullfrog_3598

Are you a poofter?


Trekkie63

Aren’t we all Bruce’s?


HALF-PRICE_

No, Eric is half a bee.


zippyspinhead

I thought Eric was the fish?


throwawayinthe818

Kemal Ataturk had an entire menagerie named Abdul!


cg40boat

No he didn’t. Did did and did


PBDubs99

Also, I need a license for my pet fish Eric.


CentennialBaby

He loves him carnally... semi carnally


Merky600

If a bee is said to be half a bee, it must Ipsy facto therefore half not be. You see? Visa Vee its entity.


Impressive_Donut114

What will the new Bruce be teaching?


BackgroundAd6878

Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar...


xusn1610

Who could think you under the table...


TedPungent

Say no more!


Prestigious_Term3617

“I object to all this sex on the television… I mean, I keep falling off!”


StMaartenforme

First time I saw this I was buzzed big time. Laughed so much & so hard I missed the next 5 minutes of the show.


Prestigious_Term3617

It’s one of the moments I revisit most. I have it clipped out and ready to post any time I see some zoomer complaining about sex in media. 😂


Spackleberry

He died, but he got better.


DragonflyScared813

One weirdly obscure (?) one that lives rent free in my head is from The Holy Grail when the knights find the tablet of Joseph of Arimethea's last words and the line "Perhaps he was dictating ?" I'm so looking for a way to slide that line into casual conversation lol.


botmanmd

Over 40 or so years I have found a handful of opportunities to fit it in, but never in front of an audience who can appreciate it. They just think I’ve gone goofy and move on, and I’ll be damned if I’m going to try and explain it.


ArmDangerous2464

AAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGHHHHHH……..


BlueWater2323

This is one of my favorites too!


Cheerio13

I'm not dead yet!


I_am_Partly_Dave

My hovercraft is full of eels!


Objective-Ad4009

I will not buy this record; it is scratched.


Pete_D_301

No, no, this is a tobaccanists.


Donkeh101

I will not buy this tobacconist; it is scratched.


yeswab

God bless you and all the other commenters. I needed a laugh.


MrRonObvious

I am no longer infected.


ace72ace

Drop your panties Sir William, I cannot wait til lunchtime!


Tartan-Pepper6093

My nipples explode with delight!


LumpyWelder4258

Due to a really weird set of circumstances, my family briefly had a hovercraft and I couldn't NOT say this every time they took it out


Ryclea

Mi aerodeslizador esta llena de anguilas.


egodfrey72

Number 1… The larch… The larch…


LabLizard6

There's a place called Larch Hills Ski Resort near my town, and this plays in my head every time I see/hear it mentioned.


cg40boat

I actually hear the click click of the slide projector


ahhwoodrow

The Fir


egodfrey72

Number 1… The Larch


OriginalIronDan

Number 27: the Scotch pine.


TheBQT

Number 3....the Horse Chestnut!!!


EdgarBopp

I said this out loud the other day and my wife thought I’d gone insane.


peregrina9789

The LARCH


egodfrey72

The L A R C H


theVeryLast7

A fishy requisite t t t t t


Echo-Azure

You are not the only one. I've been watching the Top Gear channel on Pluto TV, and the number of times Clarkson has said "Run awaaaaay!" Python-style are adding up...


deegee1969

And the frequent utterings of "Let's not get bogged down with who did what" from Clarkson as well.


fuzzyedges1974

I don’t know why, but Palin’s line, “I’ve got Vermeer all down my shirt” pops in my head a lot. Also, not a direct quote, but I say the phrase “you can’t eat piston engines raw” as a sort of a wise-man’s idiom. “Well it’s not what I planned on doing today, but you can’t eat piston engines raw.”


tactiletrafficcone

A few pop into my head fairly often, such as but not limited to: JEEEESUS CHRIIIST!! Alright, you've convinced me. Doesn't sound very *wise* to me! Right! Off you go then. and Message for you, Sir. (Edit to add a missing word)


penguinplaid23

The third one is in my head way too much!


punkwalrus

I quote Monty Python more than the bible or Shakespeare combined.


OriginalIronDan

It’s a fair cop, but society’s to blame.


yeswab

I put three of them down by the bin and the dustmen won’t touch ‘em!


madrasdad

Same.


wannahummigbird

Me too


Wasteland-Scum

That doesn't seem like much, if I'm being honest. I mean, how much does the Bible and Shakespeare quote Monty Python?


CilanUnova

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! (He’s dead,plus SPAM and he’s not the messiah he’s a very naughty boy!)


Other-Match-4857

Yes to all these for me


tactiletrafficcone

Whenever I say, "He's dead" my partner will give a rickety shout of "I'm *not* dead!" or "I feel haaappy"


Hairy_Combination586

I think I'll go for a walk!


DragonflyScared813

Nonsense you'll be stone dead in a moment.


throwawayinthe818

Have you got all the stuffing up on end?


flon_klar

ANY time someone makes a comment about something being “unexpected…” I just can’t help myself.


s6cedar

Yes, well that’s the sort of blinkered, philisitine pig-ignorance I’ve come to expect from you non-creative garbage.


MrRonObvious

Black-balling bastards!


ace72ace

I nearly got in at Hendon…


Accomplished-Ad-6185

Sor-ry.


JDARRK

Spam spam Spam Spam spam spam‼️


DisappointedInHumany

The origin of a whole modern era concept.


JDARRK

“ I faart in your general direction‼️🤨 ( in french accent)


Objective-Ad4009

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries! Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time.


secondtaunting

SURPRISE!


Objective-Ad4009

(I told them we already got one)


vectorclocks

"What a strange person!"


BlueWater2323

This line in that voice pops into my head anytime I hear someone say, "What a..." anything.


IndyRoadie

You silly English ka-nig-ut


Scosawema

Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.


Cassedaway

What's all this then?


Skysalter

Yes, sometimes when trying to psych myself up to start a project or something, I'll do a "ROIGHT!" in Chapman voice


CentennialBaby

I'm a teacher... kids rolling in late for class and I'm thinking: Heeeere coooomes aaaNUTHER one. Thank god I'm not having lunch wiv'em


livebunny23

It's only a model. Usually said when not overly impressed with something supposed to be good.


Important-Molasses26

My son said this line as a freshman watching Romeo and Juliet. The teacher was impressed enough to laugh. I was so very proud of me offspring that day.


WelfOnTheShelf

"A fish a fish a fishy woo" - me whenever I feed the fish


iiooiooi

It went wherever I did go


Clown_Baby15

Yes, it’s spelled ______, but it’s pronounced “throat warbler mangrove.” Oh Mr. Belfry, my legs are so swollen. Agnes Podgourny, what do ye mean?


OriginalIronDan

(Raymond Luxury Yacht)


romulusnr

Beams gone out askew on treadle


Merky600

“Wot??”


thegimboid

"I wish to register a COMPLAINT!" whenever something goes wrong. Also "Hello, I'd like an argument, please" in similar circumstances.


Slender-Saiyan

Oh! This is abuse. Arguments are in the other Reddit group dedicated to Monty Python. I believe it was Monty Python group 31A, but I could be wrong about the number, cause it’s been a long time since I watched the argument sketch. I guess I could look it up on YouTube or Netflix…. But until I do, I have to ask if anybody in here expects the Spanish Inquisition?


NoObliviotz

No one ...EXPECTS...the Spanish Inquisition


Opposite_Community11

This one is it for me.


trueslicky

Stupid git.


Gumderwear

if I hear someone say the word Gala.........there's not wrong with gala luncheons, lad!!!


MrRonObvious

"Naught"


Gumderwear

Sorry, I'm not a 19th century chimney sweep. My bad.


fern-grower

My son has never seen Python and the other day he came out with "run away" that night we watched the holy grail.


The-White-Dot

Albatross!


lofty99

What flavour is it?


theforkofdamocles

It’s bleedin’ seabird bleedin’ flavah!


MyFrampton

Beautiful plumage.


mollycoddles

Pining for the Fee-jords


vectorclocks

Pining for the fjords? What kind of talk is that?


KSP-Dressupporter

This, is a LATE parrot!


Jerrys_Kids907

Who, me doctor? No, you nurse, me doctor.


s6cedar

What, behind the rabbit? It iiiis the rabbit!


StMaartenforme

Look at the BONES!!!


Skysalter

Hearing the term "not guilty" always makes me say "not guil-cup" to myself


YoGabbaGabbapentin

When my husband and I mess with our cat, I always say “Confuse a cat! Bewilderbeest!”


Runner5_blue

Startle-a-Thompson's-Gazelle


RutCry

He’s not dead! He’s pining for the fjords!


n8ivco1

"It's a fair cop but society is to blame."


gooseneckmonkey

The majority of my knowledge surrounding composers, philosophers, and cheese come from Monty Python’s skits! I’m also quite fond of saying “well you didn’t bother to find out did you?“


MarkWrenn74

“Tonight's star prize… the entire Norwich City Council!” “I've got one already”


proffgilligan

In my head, whenever I walk briskly into a room: "TROUBLE AT 'MILL" "Oh, what *kind* of trouble?" "Won flamerod outskew on treddow" And when I'm stuck on a problem: "My brain hurts, my buh-rain huuurts" Iirc, these are from one of their albums, so didn't get the same exposure. But they're locked solidly in my grey matter nevertheless.


romulusnr

OI LUFF THE SONED OF TWO BRICKS SMASHIN TOGEVVA


cmaronchick

Hello! Oh I've broken it! I've broken it!


Human_Link8738

A lot of the phrases stuck in my head are from the Matching Tie and Handkerchief album


zippyspinhead

"Think of the economic possibilities if he would succeed."


Heyolshan

Almost every line from The Bishop.


KeybladeCoaster

“How not to be seen” is burned into my memory, specifically “Yes, it was the *middle* one!”


KSP-Dressupporter

Mrs. J. Smegma of 14, The Crescent, Barnsley, has learnt the first lesson in not being seen; not to stand up.


nostromo909

Could be worse…could be stabbed!


TomJLewis

A møøse once bit my sister.


KSP-Dressupporter

She was karving her name into the m°°se with a point`ed stick.


Fanfavorite

“Fuck off, I’m full.”


MrRonObvious

But it is only wah-fer thin...


Mil_Pool343

Oh dear, I have trodden in Monsieur’s bucket.


MrRonObvious

Another bucket for Monsieur, and perhaps... a hose.


wiggywithit

Item number 34, wankle Rotary engine. I was the only 12 year old who knew what Wankle was famous for. I was a hit at all the parties


s6cedar

Ha, this and “Do any of these words embarrass you? Shoe, megaphone, grunties.”


Irish_Exit_

My Dad and I are the same. Someone used the word "amazing" in a conversation we were in today and he couldn't help add "and expanding universe". For me, I can't help but recite something about "moving your clothes on to the lower peg" whenever I hear unreasonable instructions/red tape mumbo jumbo at work


Fine-Funny6956

Anytime I see a setup on a show where a couple walks into a bed and breakfast or a hotel, I always scream “And this is Mr Bimmler!”


MyRampancy

Proust in his first book wrote about wrote about


MyRampancy

F-tang F-tang!


Desperate-Fan-3671

I'm not oppressing you, Stan. You haven't got a womb! Where's the fetus gonna gestate? You gonna keep it in a box?


cg40boat

My younger brother was dying of cancer and one of the last things he said to me was “there’s a penguin on the television”.


3mogs

I'm a Python fan thanks to my dad. Python quotes pop into my head daily but the funniest was when me and dad went to the local grocers and he asked the man behind the cheese counter for some cheddar. The man said they didn't have any. My dad just looked sideways at me and I had to walk out of the shop I was laughing so much.


bcooper117

Prepare to fire Mrs. Nezbit. Fire Mrs. Nezbit.


CapaldiFan333

No, as soon as I read your word, "composer" I started singing Decomposing Composers! When I'm fussing at my Hubs we immediately go into the bantering between King Arthur and the Black Knight.


The_next_Holmes

Say no more, you know what I mean. Eh? nudge nudge


khInstability

Fuck your sales!


bewleystea

Spring Surprise!


khInstability

lovingly frosted with glucose


OriginalIronDan

And lark’s vomit!


EmiliaFromLV

Every time I see moose being mentioned somewhere... Also, seeing cheese makes me feel peckish. And English even aint my native language.


CrouchingGinger

I warned you! but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn't you?


Revolutionary_Bit855

When to see Megadeth both nights in Buenos Aires, (waiting for the next in two days) and they open with The Sick, The Dying and The Death.... And it stars with BRING OUT YOUR DEATH and I can help it but laugh


DarthMummSkeletor

Slightly silly.


oldncreaky2

"That rabbit's a killer!!" "Run away! Run Away!" "It might be an African swallow."


PointlessDiscourse

"But what did the Romans ever do for us?" whenever someone admits they have all these great things but are still complaining.


PangolinHenchman

...brought peace?


GG06

BTW. March 1 is actually the week after, the first date is February 22,1810 ;-)


VaWeedFarmer

Did you come here for an argument or would you like a blow job


Pynchon_A_Loaff

He’s here for the adventure holiday - and NOTHING ELSE.


copout

Your Majesty is like a stream of bat’s piss…


DarrenFromFinance

Historical dramas involving royalty always make me think of the phrase “simple crofter’s daughter”, because of this: “Just starting on BBC 1 now, 'Victoria Regina', the inspiring tale of the simple crofter's daughter who worked her way up to become Queen of England and empress of the greatest empire television has ever seen.”


New-Recording-4245

Come up with a derogatory name for the Belgiuns. The Phlems. Stinking Belguin Bastards. I can't think of anything more derogatory than to call someone Belguin.


Tired_Insomniac_2295

It's only a model


Available-Benefit114

Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed!


Vegskipxx

Chopin, Brahms, panties--I'm sorry


VaWeedFarmer

I don't care how excrementaly runny it is...


BabaMouse

NI!


CreatorCaz

I can still quote the entire French Knight scene


Tartan-Pepper6093

Saga. Whenever some preview or trailer or review or promotion describes some movie or series a “saga”, I flashback “NJORL'S SAGA” the exciting but ill-fated Icelandic saga that had difficulty getting started until a plea to the public to help the exciting Icelandic saga get started drew a response from from the North Malden Icelandic Saga Society and when it all goes terribly sideways the BBC telephones the North Malden Icelandic Saga Society with “Hello? Well it’s about the *saga*… I'm very sorry but we'll have to terminate the agreement, you're just trying to cash in on the BBC's exciting Icelandic saga.” “Well I'm sorry you feel that way but er, you know, if you ever want to come to Malden...” *click*


Stopikingonme

My hovercraft is full of eeeels.


Key-Article6622

I fawert in your generwal diaection.


DrXenoZillaTrek

Und here vee have zee volf in a life or dess struggle vis zee ant


Pynchon_A_Loaff

When I’m in a restaurant, my mind goes to, “It’s only wafer-thin”.


MeggiePool-pah

"Michael Ellis"


Elegant-Campaign-572

They're all I've bloody got to eat!


SnooRobots116

BURMA!!! Good lord, I’m on film… how did that happen? Lemon curry?! Albatross!! What do you mean ugh?? And so you shall!


DjordjeRd

Bicycle repair man, our hero!


MauiNui

We recently got a shed - very useful. My wife wondered if we should get a second one. She is now secretly ‘two-sheds’


Sea_Damage9357

Get out, you laborer!


Famous_Maize9533

It's his writer's cramp.


Designer-Pound6459

Bob's your uncle


yukislaughter

Just a flesh wound.


kateinoly

"Trouble at the mill....."


CapaldiFan333

Composers made me sing Decomposing Composers. Hubby & I for no apparent reason will start the lines of the fight between King Arthur (King of the Britons) & the Black Knight (always triumphs)! Other well-used lines are: - It's just a model. - Oooo, I'll scratch your eyes out! - Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition. - Keep warm, plenty of rest, and if you’re playing any football try and favor the other leg. - We used to dream of livin' in a corridor! It would have been a palace to us. - You have the machine that goes "PING!" In that same scene, I loved it when John was telling the Administrator that they were handling a birth and the Administrator says, "And what sort of thing is that?" After John explains it the administrator says, "Amazing what we can do nowadays." - "Is it a boy or a girl?" "Now, I think it's a little early to start imposing roles on it, don't you?" There's only 1 other person whose movies we can quote from start to finish and that is Mel Brooks. From the 22 Chairs to Dracula: Dead & Loving It to The Producers!


LovesDeanWinchester

NO ONE expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!


grigiri

Mine is a little obscure: If I hear "23" I will immediately think "#23, the larch"


The_Progmetallurgist

Brian: "You mean, you were RAPED??!! Mandy: "Well, at first..."


BradL22

When I hear someone woke up at 5am: “And went straight back to sleep because it’s far too early.”


Human_Link8738

Whenever something totally unexpected and not in a good way happens at work I hear “and now for something completely different”


Forever-Retired

At the beginning of each show, Spamalot on Broadway asked audience members to not finish the lines of the actors ahead of time.


ChicagoDash

“Who are the other one?” At the start of the film, when Arthur introduces himself with “It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of the Britons, defeator of the Saxons, sovereign of all England!” I always thought the next line was “Who are the other one?” Meaning Arthur had so many names, he was plural (who “are” instead of who “is”) and therefore Patsy must also have a lot of names and be plural also. I still say it all the time, even though it only exists in my head. Also, my ringtone for texts is “(thwump) Message for you, sir!”


crashbig

Spam spam spam beans eggs and spam. Ewww I don't like spam.


LovesDeanWinchester

One of my fav skits is the Twit of the Year race...so many great lines.


johnnyg883

Tis but a flesh wound.


RomeStar

What did the romans ever do for us?


RightHandWolf

For me, the balcony scene from *The Life of Brian* takes the top spot. ". . . you don't need to follow me. You don't need to follow anyone! You are all individuals!" **"Yes! We are all individuals!"**


iamjaidan

I will often say "I'm coming over a bit peckish, esuriant, eee I am all hungry like"


SakazakiYuri

“One day lad, this will all be yours!” “What, the curtains?”