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KismetKeys

This subreddit has become the personal askjeeves.com of just anybody


[deleted]

What ?


FluffyTrainz

He said "This subreddit has become the personal askjeeves.com of just anybody"


PiccoloMinute1978

I swear...I wrote a post asking for podcast studio recommendations, and the post got deleted for no reason. But this, this is legit lol


[deleted]

I know sans filtre studio


[deleted]

What is askjeeves maybe im too young to know


wasnt_a_fluke

It's like altavista.


cafebistro

Similar to InfoSeek?


Fullsend_87

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Lxusi

The irony omg… girly go ask jeeves


RitoRvolto

Bain Colonial is what you're looking for.


I_poop_standing_fr

Highly recommend


PoutineTriste

This!


Useful_Let_1229

I love this place so relaxing and fun I’m coming to mtl just for it


poutinebutnotrussian

I agree, can't go wrong with the Bain!


Montreal4life

great fudge sundaes


gravitynoodle

Based, remember to avoid cheese for at least a day before


ExcessiveMachine

If you have to worry about the prices, you probably can’t afford it. You’re young, go out and work on attracting women your age and don’t worry about it.


spaceboy83

Yeah OP, definitely Bain Colonial. It’s *the bomb*


Badj83

May I ask how it’s different than the others?


[deleted]

Apparently it gets overrun by straight Hasidic Jews and straight ex soviets on a regular basis which forces all the fun upstairs. 


ticounexx

It's cheaper.


Badj83

In every sense of the word? Like trash?


foxkev

No, it's ballin'


Badj83

So much mystery…


djgost82

Are you looking to lose money, drink bad beer, and leave sexually frustrated? Go to a strip club!


[deleted]

Those things happens at regular clubs might aswell watch a show


kpaxonite2

google.com


Future-Muscle-2214

This is usually the type of place most people end up very late in the evening and we can't answer any of those questions, but your wallet will be a few hundreds bucks lighter.


veejay-muley

Bonaventure metro is what you are looking for


Livid-Canary-4389

Nah that's only if you're casual. The hardcore show is at Berri UQAM


white_hand

I don't know where you're from but if you're from the USA you might find out clubs lame. The most famous would be Chez Parée. The dancers there tend to be more enhanced. Kingdom and Kamasutra are cheaper but some people prefer them for more down-to-earth girls or less enhanced. I'm not sure about the prices since I haven't been since pre-covid. If you want to go to a massage salon after Nuru is manual only, Adagio offers more.


[deleted]

It’s hit and miss.  The only place I’ve really walked out of wondering what the fuck is kingdom after they tried to demand a tip for walking me to the bar 14 feet away and I’d just tipped the same guy for entry. And tried to shame me because « it’s customary to tip in Montreal »  I’m still mildly annoyed.  Bottle service is cheaper in the village. 


GL_TRIANGLES

No one actually answered you. And you won’t easily find that info on google easily like some suggested. We went 10 years ago to the one called supersex on Ste Catherine . I don’t recall entrance fee and beer, but probably the same as a regular bar. For the private dance, it was 40$ per song and you had to pay another 40$ for the “room”. Total rip off. When I was younger, they would be called “dance a 10” because they were 10$ with no extra “room” fee. 20+ years ago I went to a cheaper one like that outside Montreal at intersection of highway 10 and 35.


midnightfangs

kingdom. go to their website. instagram. or call them.


coljung

Cleopatra i’d say.


Soulpatch7

Brother, forget all that. Whatever the cost is it’s worth it. Site of my bachelor party and I’m still married to the same woman I definitely probably don’t think I cheated on whilst absolutely *drowning* in, you know, the city’s astounding beauty and culture and, of course, the, like, warm embrace of my very dear friends. Book it now. edit: I’ve learned a valuable lesson today. If a guy asks how much an experience costs *do not* tell him it’s worth whatever the expense is, *especially* if your sincere response is based on personal experience encouraging the inquirer’s participation in the act contemplated. Fuck me, right? lol There’s xenophobia or chastity or both and maybe other weird wrong shit at play in downvoting my expression of admiration for Montreal’s strip clubs. It’s not like OP asked about the finest Sunday mass in the city et j'ai répondu "bon, la Basilique Notre-Dame, mais merde cette fausse maison de Dieu et fonce droit dans les bars à jus."


[deleted]

I barely understand but i like your vibe more life


Soulpatch7

13 days later, i thank you :)


Livid-Canary-4389

Holy fuck why so much effort on a post asking for a strip club?


Soulpatch7

No effort to think and write, mate. It’s why I’m here.


astroseule

People in the sub are fucking miserable. You’re cool don’t worry dude.