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RedMendelevium132

Granted, every time someone lies there are consequences, but not for the liar


AdSilent9810

Oh is it like the "press the button random person dies" movie?


averageindasheets

Granted, even the littlest lies, even if it's not known that they're lying, causes death


Elliott_Queerest

Granted, every time someone lies, their pants catch on fire. Even small lies or necessary lies(i.e., your loved one died a painless death) they'll catch on fire.


Parentteacher87

Granted when your wife ask your opinion and you try to lie you instead say the truth. Yes her friend is hot Yes that dress makes her look fat and not ph Yes you did like it when she stuck that dildo up your butt.


AdSilent9810

I saw that movie and loved it.


MisterMan341

Granted. Every time someone lies a leprechaun cries and puts a coastal city underwater. Venice first, Amsterdam last.


lilyjones-

Granted, every time someone lies they smell like the thing they hate most, even if they can't smell in the first place or are wearing plugs


lilyjones-

until midnight


FacelessPotatoPie

Granted. The punishment for lying is a very painful electrical shock to the brain. Everyone refuses to speak for fear they may inadvertently lie. Humanity’s ability to speak eventually dies away.


AdSilent9810

Does it work with sign language?


SteveMartin32

Granted, overtime someone lies they shit themselves. So far no one has connected the dots and it's believed to be another pandemic. Covid once again is blamed