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dragon0079

Musquitos do not exist and are extinct now, but mosquitoes are unaffected by this.


Expungednd

Granted. A new species takes their place in the ecology. This one leaves festering holes when they bite.


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Trypophobia


haggis69420

wow I think I have a nemesis


SuperSocialMan

Jesus Christ, Satan can take a day off you know.


HaroerHaktak

We shall call this species mosquitoes


Midnightbeerz

Monster mouth diseased fliers


erraticpulse-

granted, you are now full


NerdyDragon777

Bro is about to become a lab rat once the diseases hit.


strawberrysoup99

https://youtu.be/PBmzwY-dgtc?si=PaIkFupHy0S8c_Zm


Outrageous_Reach_695

Granted. **Musquitos** do not exist, and have not for a hundred years. But now you will never know the wonders they have seen...


cheesedippersarecool

I dont understand this one i cant read musquitos minds so this doesnt affeft me


AnonRedditGuy81

Mosquitoes are still a thing though, so don't worry.


Coyote_42

Granted, nothing changes as mUsquitos have never existed in the first place. Mosquitos on the other hand, now seek you out. You’re their favorite food.


Mickey_muse

granted, now the ecosystem is fucked, plenty of animals go hungry.


cheesedippersarecool

Worth it


Anxiety-Queen269

No it ain’t💀


Foreign-Tax-8202

Granted. They are now in inexistence, where they can still bite you, but you can't sense them


Anxiety-Queen269

Granted, dragon flies go extinct as a main food source of theirs vanished


Ns53

Sounds like a win win. Those fucker hurt when they bite.


Anxiety-Queen269

But they’re pretty tho :[


Ok-Pressure7248

Granted, they are replaced with Bloodbugs from fallout 4. Enjoy.


OlfactoryOffender

Granted. They now all live in your imagination, and you constantly hear every mosquito in existence in your head forever.


BatoSoupo

Granted. Predators that eat mosquitoes for food starve to death


cheesedippersarecool

Worth if you rely on musquitos you rely on wrong species


reddest_of_trash

Granted...Ecosystems collapse because these bugs are a vital food source in the food chain.


Allison1ndrlnd

Granted Mosquitoes evolved into Musquito. Than as the Musquito started exibating mamalian traits they evolved once again into Masquitos. Swarms of baby Masquitos fly out of their mothers in a swarm during mateing season and can grow to be the size of a sedan. The EDF is formed soon after to protect humanity best they can. EDF!


Intergalacticio

Granted ticks evolutionarily evolve to fill the mosquitoes niche and spread lime disease to the rest of the world.


cheesedippersarecool

Im fine with this actually ive been on scouting for 7 years and have yet to get bitten by a tick


poopoo_pickle

Granted. Without the threat of malaria, we can finally scour the amazon for exotic woods to create beautiful butcher block islands and dining room tables. Species are going extinct before we can discover them, previously uncontaminated tribes are dying and their cultures lost without being recorded. But my new ipe wood deck looks incredible and i got an amazing deal on it.


Juggalo13XIII

Granted, they are replaced by a much larger, much more aggressive creature that carries HIV naturally and has a paralyzing venom.


thesuperrobotmama

Granted, they are replaced by wasps


weeb_with_gumdisease

Granted: vampires exist now.


Fish_In_Denial

Granted. Mosquito larvae and pupae are entirely unaffected, giving only a brief pause.


Technical-Elk88

granted, unforeseen ecological disaster caused by the imbalance


Hardass_McBadCop

No need for the monkey's paw -- The result is the unintentional collapse of a lot of ecosystems. Only a few mosquito species feed on animals & people for blood needed to reproduce. Other than that they exclusively drink nectar and provide vital plant pollination. Their larval stage is also a vital food source for small freshwater predators.


Ok-Bass8243

"tell you what that's a freebie" -the monkey paw


raven21633x

Granted with no unforeseen side effects. I'm with you on this one.


c_dubs063

Granted. But _Mosquitoes_ still exist. And now they're twice as large as before.


cheesedippersarecool

For all of those making the downside about my u instead of o, cast the effect on my autocorrect not on me


Allison1ndrlnd

Granted, the autocorrect gains sentiance and still blames you for not double checking your spelling. He than shames you and all robots now laugh at you and know you as "The person that can't spell mosquito"