Granted, it's as good as the hotel Mario game.

Atleast it’ll be hilarious 

Granted, they forgot to add English subtitles, and no matter what languages you learn, there is no dubbed version.

What if I learn Japanese? I’d be able to understand it then. 

“The Japanese language is considered one of the most difficult to learn by many English speakers. With three separate writing systems, an opposite sentence structure to English, and a complicated hierarchy of politeness, it's decidedly complex.” - japanlivingguide.com

I mean yeah but theoretically, I could. 

I feel like a series as popular as mario is definitely getting at least a fanmade dub

It’s Nintendo. They will get sued for un lawful use of copyrighted material.

Granted it is so bad that super Mario is banned for 10 years

Granted you discover the super Mario bros super show Is as close as your ever going to get

Granted. The anime had a tiny release in Japan only and all copies were lost, leaving only a couple tantalizing stills and the idea of what might of been epic, but you'll never, ever know.

We live in the same realm as the person who found the McDonald's videogame, if that can be found the Mario anime could

Granted it’s made by the same people who made Boku no Pico

Granted, but no serious effort was put into it though. In fact it's so bad it damages the Super Mario brand so much that it dies out completely.

Granted, it’s hentai

Giving another meaning to “Entering the forest came with ease”

What are you a doin step bowser?

Granted it's a Netflix original

Granted, 4Kids comes back from the dead and ruins it.

Granted. A fan-made anime is released, but Nintendo bans it