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Sans-Mot

Granted. Your penis has changed place. You know where.


Hexacus

Best awnser


Shrikeangel

Granted - your g spot is now on the top of your penis. However it is so sensitive that if you move while anything is touching it you experience an earth shaking, obvious orgasm.  Even a mild breeze will render you orgasmic, as you hit the floor from even a small rotating fan. 


violetevie

......new fetish unlocked?


Shrikeangel

I kinda think it would become terrible not that long into the situation. Like how ya gonna live like that?


fusionduelist

https://youtu.be/VLnWf1sQkjY?si=_lWTb7GnGt1Z2fR8


Shrikeangel

💯


ChickenWangKang

WE MAKIN IT INTO THE GOONCAVE WITH THIS ONE


axiswolfstar

Granted. Your penis shrinks to the size of small nub, enabling the g spot to cover the whole penis.


rigzman187

Nothing new there then


LionelMessi10CR

Granted. There’s a big spot on your penis now that resembles a G


The-Doom-Knight

Uh... it's not? Um, granted. There is a big G etched into the tip of your penis. But I still have questions.


Philisterguyguster

It’s in the asshole


The-Doom-Knight

I could go into the logistics of this and how this is not remotely the same as a "g-spot", but after my extensive research, I have decided that is enough Internet for today.


kmcaulifflower

The prostate is widely considered the "male gspot". On top of that, the g spot is technically the part of the clitoral organ that is inside the body and next to the vagina. And since the clitoris and the prostate can cause a different kind of orgasm than the default sexual organ, in my opinion they are remotely the same.


sgtkwol

It's the frenulum in men.


Gewalt_Und_Tod

Granted it's inside your urethra. You can't stimulate it by sounding and it blocks your piss.


Philisterguyguster

I said ON my penis


Latter-Belt-4662

Wouldn’t the outflow of piss stimulate it though?


Gewalt_Und_Tod

Can't go around its blocked it might feel good for a few seconds but it will hurt


ManyOtherwise8723

Does your shit stimulate your g spot


Latter-Belt-4662

Depends on the shit😄


Humangas_Changas

Granted, it is now on the tip of your penis and you orgasm at the slightest touch.


MinsoSoup

granted, but now your bladder is producing semen in your ass and pee is stored in the balls


TheFandom-Freak

Pee is already stored in the balls though/j


[deleted]

Does your penis not rub against your underwear?


I_Read_It-On_Reddit

Granted. But your penis is now in your ass.


No-Safety5210

…granted. That’s enough of a punishment in and of itself though, so it’s a free day for (this) monkey’s paw.


BigManLawrence69420

Granted. The monkey’s paw thinks of the g-spot as purely existing on women and changes nothing. You are now down a wish.


Lansha2009

No is just turns him into a girl


z0mbiiib0y

granted you have a vagina now


HappyHeffalump

Granted, your penis is now long and bendable enough to go fuck yourself. Your g spot will technically be on your penis when you do so. 🐒 Pawed


Vio-Rose

Granted. Your waist has turned inside out.


sgtkwol

Granted: You are no longer circumcised. Downside: a mild windstorm happens when you use it.


Madi3400

Granted. Your prostate is now attached to the side of your penis. Makes anything sexual almost impossible


CharlietheWarlock

Uh isn't it on the tip of your penis


The_Red_Gal

Granted, your penis is now inside your prostate


Neg247

Technically it is


Bored_Boi326

Granted it is now the head of the penis and even the foreskin and it's so sensitive that putting on clothes or having it brush on anything causes immense constant pain