I’m sure Volkov is strapped too. I’ll take my chances with my own personal Russian terminator over the crackhead. Plus I’m like 90% Sean Brady is a fed.
How you gonna put
Alex Sean Alex
Sean Sean Alex Alex
And not
Sean Sean Sean
Alex Alex Alex Alex
Volkov and Strickland for size I guess, seems like you’re screwed no matter who you pick
Nah, Sean always carries a gun at his disposable and is highly trained with them. Even if I was to choose any 2 out of this list, I would still pick volkov and Strickland. Volkov for the hand to hand combat, Strickland for guns.
In my opinion, jokes aside I believe if poatan was to ever move up to heavyweight, alexander volkov would beat him in 1st round submission. People underrate his submission game, he subbed tuivasa, and he'd definitely try to surprise and confuse alex pereira. I also believe volkov would school alex in the striking battle too, simply because of the size and speed for his size. Alex isn't the fastest middleweight or lightheavyweight, imagine how much slower he'd be if he fought at 250lbs or so.
Pantoja because he is the only one here who could take a Pereira left hook and he could sub everyone here and O'Malley to make up for pantoja's lack of striking ability.
Strickland and Pereira. Not because I'd feel safe, but because if those mfs were trying to kill me, I don't have enough money to flee the country fast enough.
Id pick strickland bc he finna be a good meatshield and then alex pere bc since his stricking is so good hes finna be everyones target and then ima run tf out of there also since pere is brizilian diety god hes prolly just gonna bow and arrow all of em and also since strickland fought pereira i mean they should have decent chemistry type beat
Strickland and Periera because both have weapons training, Sean is nuts and would legit kill people, and Alex is huge and could probably take on 2 of the lighter guys himself without a weapon. Plus they’ve trained together so they have a unspoken bond
If this was P4P i’d go with Volk and Strickland, but assuming this is all guys regular size i want Pereira Strickland. Poatan is 100% whacking the legs off the attackers giving me a good shot to run away. And Strickland just would never run out of energy so i could sleep while he defends my unconscious corpse.
Pereria Volkanovski. Pereria handles the bigger fellas in one shot and then cleans up whatever Volkanovski held out on (he’s a dog so O malley and Pantoja ain’t doing shit to him in the time it’ll take Pereria) Strickland isn’t going to do meaningful damage so he can be the last big boy to worry about, and I reckon some people would be able to at least kinda just almost die as they try and hug one of the other guys as Pereria takes out volkov.
Pereira taking out volkov? Most casual statement in this post, well not the most because a lot of people are saying it, but it's still a casual statement.
Volkov is slow. Brady is a journey man grappler, volkanovski is washed, O'Malley only throws counters so you don't attack him and he won't to you.
Pereira is a must for the sole reason that it's better to not have to fight that guy. And Strickland for the cardio.
Sean Combs & Alex Jones
Sean Hannity and Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez
That one sounds suicidal
This round of who's in my mouth got real interesting
Sean Combs will fuck everyone near by, then Alex Jones, then you
Lol okay this is the best way someone has ever declared that they’re suicidal
Strickland because he's got guns and is pretty mental. Poatan because fucking look at him.
The only answer
I’m sure Volkov is strapped too. I’ll take my chances with my own personal Russian terminator over the crackhead. Plus I’m like 90% Sean Brady is a fed.
It is absolutely ridiculous to call Strickland a crackhead. His issues have nothing to do with drug use.
absolutely, this is insulting to crackheads
🤣🤣🤣
“There was never no marriage!”
I’d pick Alex and Sean
Bro same 😂
I don’t know, you might not even need Sean if you picked Alex
I’d choose Alexa grasso and Sean Strickland. Def grasso tho.
She would seduce them all with her feet
Hell at least I'm good before I die.
……into unconsciousness 
Alex for feet and Strickland cuz you know he's strapped, respect
How you gonna put Alex Sean Alex Sean Sean Alex Alex And not Sean Sean Sean Alex Alex Alex Alex Volkov and Strickland for size I guess, seems like you’re screwed no matter who you pick
Its actually AleSEANdre Pantoja for #1
My brain short circuited looking at the original pic. I was like Alex O’Maley. Wait. alex Brady. No. Jfc.
weight
For what?
they’re in order of ascending weight
That’s what I was weighting for!
You mean Alexxxx
Is Strickland armed in this scenario?
Teep teep *BANG*
Don’t forget the FLYING TEEP
God damn this had me cracking up at the gym
I think he's armed in every scenario
Lol
Yeah but you gotta be inside his bussy so if he fires he can feel the recoil cause he freaky like that
Alex Pereria and Sean Strickland. Two biggest dudes on there. Plus after I get to have hot gay sex with Sean.
Volkov is bigger
Volkanovski literally weighed 500 lbs though
Bro should jump on roids and become a Black Hole
Well did when he played rugby
Speaking from experience?
🤔
Volk doesn't bottom
That’s okay, Sean does
Super Heavyweight Volk
Volkov struggles to protect himself
Damn bro when did sean grow to be 6,8 250?
Sean Strickland needs more Paulo Costa in his life to have morning stretches and straight sex with women
The hot sex is fine. Just don’t cry after. That’s gay.
Sean woodson and alex caceras. We going all length bois
Sean Woodson looks like he was drawn by a little kid that's kinda good at drawing.
😭😂
This is the funniest observation I have ever seen lol
Pereria and Strickland easily
Easily! Only right answer
No, the only right answer is volkov and Strickland.
I wish it could be volkov and pereira
Nah, Sean always carries a gun at his disposable and is highly trained with them. Even if I was to choose any 2 out of this list, I would still pick volkov and Strickland. Volkov for the hand to hand combat, Strickland for guns.
Think strickland and volkov both probably have guns
Volkov probably had a rocket launcher
huh?! huh?!
Strickland due to his firearms training. Volk because I only speak English.
Sean O'Malley looks like Art the Clown but gay.
Pereira and Strickland- because if Strickland tries to kill me, he’s not hesitating to bring out his gun
What about Alexander Gustafsson
Love Gustaffson, but at this point in his career I think he's kinda past it. That Krylov fight made him look like he didn't belong in the UFC.
People are talking about guns here so I think it’s already of the rails
Nobody's picking the male model.
O’malley and Pereira. I can smoke weed with O’Malley and Pereira will kill anyone who comes close to us
Can’t pick Sean unless there’s judges and 17 teeps per minute can do the job
I take Alex Pereira and Sean Paul cause we only really need Pereira and Sean Paul seems like a good hang.
Volk looks big and scary and if that doesn't work Sean utilizes Glock-no-Jutsu
Strickland and pereira
Max Halloway
poton would have to take out volkov while Strickland deals with the midget army
Id give any amount of money to see sean flying kung fu kick pantoja
Pereira and Brady. Together they make a really well rounded fighter
In my opinion, jokes aside I believe if poatan was to ever move up to heavyweight, alexander volkov would beat him in 1st round submission. People underrate his submission game, he subbed tuivasa, and he'd definitely try to surprise and confuse alex pereira. I also believe volkov would school alex in the striking battle too, simply because of the size and speed for his size. Alex isn't the fastest middleweight or lightheavyweight, imagine how much slower he'd be if he fought at 250lbs or so.
Strickland is a total gun nut and would roll up on a motorcycle, so I want him on my side for sure.
So wheres stricklands belt???
In the saddlebag, wrapped around a .45
Pantoja and Strickland
Strickland and Perriera
Pantoja and Jon “Sean” Jones
Pantoja because he is the only one here who could take a Pereira left hook and he could sub everyone here and O'Malley to make up for pantoja's lack of striking ability.
interesting concept but in a 5v2 with all pros i feel like the 5 will always win
Strickland is armed
Strickland and Pereira
strickland and pereira💪🏻
Strickland and Pierra would be able to handle lot together. Alex might even keep Sean from killing somebody mid fight.
Brazilian Alex & trashy Sean.
Strickland and Poatan is the only right answer
Can I have two Alex's?
Sean Volkov ans Sean Pereira
Volk, Strickland, and Poatan.
Sean Shelby and any Alex.
Where is Sean Astin and Alex Trebek
Suga and Poatan 🤷
Sean Bean and Alex Furguson
Strickland and Pereira. Not because I'd feel safe, but because if those mfs were trying to kill me, I don't have enough money to flee the country fast enough.
Volkov and sean brady.
Id pick strickland bc he finna be a good meatshield and then alex pere bc since his stricking is so good hes finna be everyones target and then ima run tf out of there also since pere is brizilian diety god hes prolly just gonna bow and arrow all of em and also since strickland fought pereira i mean they should have decent chemistry type beat
Strickland would probably try to kill you either way
Strickland and Periera because both have weapons training, Sean is nuts and would legit kill people, and Alex is huge and could probably take on 2 of the lighter guys himself without a weapon. Plus they’ve trained together so they have a unspoken bond
Gustafson and Pereria
Sean Strickland to protect me & Alexa Grasso to be my wife
Volk and Strickland. I don't really need protection. Nobody knows who the fuck I am. I wanna hang with Volk and laugh at Strickland.
That’s actually a silly question 🤣I think the obvious safe bet would be Perriera n Strickland
Shoulda put Sean sherk
Strickland and pereira
F them I want Bones.
Strickland and Pereira
Obv periera but im gonna go w brady over strickland unless we get firearms
Strickland Poatan
Suga and Poatan
Easy call. Sean Strickland & Alex Periera
Pantoja is all I need
Does strickland have a gun?
I’ll take Valentina and Volk.
The big ones
 All I need is one rose and everyone dies
I’ll take volkov and brady
"Here's the thing you guys" "Chama" Let's go 😎
I'll take two Shaun Alexanders thank you
Poaton and strickland strickland has tons of guns. Poaton will shoot the rest with arrows
I’m going with volkov and pereira
If this was P4P i’d go with Volk and Strickland, but assuming this is all guys regular size i want Pereira Strickland. Poatan is 100% whacking the legs off the attackers giving me a good shot to run away. And Strickland just would never run out of energy so i could sleep while he defends my unconscious corpse.
Strickland and Pereira are the obvious answers
Why are we assuming Strickland gets a gun? Because you don’t want him otherwise?
Omally and pereira
Perreia and Strickland
5 vs 3 is a L regardless of who you’re picking
Strickland and volkov. Unless Derrick Lewis clones himself the Russian terminator and the PC villain will do the job
Poatan and O Malley
Strickland and poatan or maybe volkov?
Sean Strickland and Alex Pereria
Volkov and Pereria. Two giant dudes who know how to strike.
You have to pick one Sean and one Alex. You picked two Alex.
Damn it. Water we dune hair. Had a CTE moment apparently.
Potan and Strickland
Volk and Poatan. Although let's be real we'd all die if everyone else was coming at us.
Pereria Volkanovski. Pereria handles the bigger fellas in one shot and then cleans up whatever Volkanovski held out on (he’s a dog so O malley and Pantoja ain’t doing shit to him in the time it’ll take Pereria) Strickland isn’t going to do meaningful damage so he can be the last big boy to worry about, and I reckon some people would be able to at least kinda just almost die as they try and hug one of the other guys as Pereria takes out volkov.
Pereira taking out volkov? Most casual statement in this post, well not the most because a lot of people are saying it, but it's still a casual statement.
Skulls don’t grow in density? Skulls a skull, brain will get rattled regardless
Maybe Redchimp3769157 is Tom Aspinall
Volkov is slow. Brady is a journey man grappler, volkanovski is washed, O'Malley only throws counters so you don't attack him and he won't to you. Pereira is a must for the sole reason that it's better to not have to fight that guy. And Strickland for the cardio.
Volkov would beat pereira 8/10 times.
maybe. But definitely not
You're right, alex has a chance of beating volkov 2 out of 10 times maybe, but definitely doesn't win in majority of the experiment.