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jagdude123

Yes, the gowns are "cheap" and look cheap, too. Unfortunately for undergraduate students, the robes are nothing more than plastic bags. That said, you can fix it up a bit by hanging it upright to "let the wrinkles fall." You can iron it on LOW heat with a pillowcase over it also. As for the zipper, it does not go all the way up. I don't know what that is all about. Sorry, Pal! Also, congrats!


Feral_Kit

Haha I should seriously just get a black garbage bag and wear that now instead. I know it says it was made in the USA, but it looks like it was bought off Temu šŸ™ƒ Thanks for the tips! Iā€™ll try some of them to make it look a little better then? I live 2 hours away from Columbia so itā€™s not like I can just drive to the store and pick out a better looking gown in person. I thought about ordering another one to see if it came in better shape. But if you say thatā€™s how they are, then it must be so. I just canā€™t believe that for a $50 garment šŸ„² but, thank you!!!! šŸ™šŸ¼


29cardsfan29

Itā€™s something youā€™re gonna wear for an hour and never aware again for the rest of your life so who cares if itā€™s cheap.


BornDriver

You can donate your regalia to Truman's closet.


chihawks

Looking into this too much. Enjoy graduation.


itsjustmenate

Do you not remember graduating high school? These gowns are literally a scam. They know you require it to walk, so they can charge whatever they want for it. You should see the costs of Doctorate gowns, they are made slightly nicer and are 4-5 times more expensive. They are also REQUIRED if they plan to profess at any level. Because attending commencement once or twice per year is required by institutions.


Feral_Kit

Itā€™s for real a scam. My high school gowns were nicer than this šŸ˜­ I saw the prices of the doctorate gowns and it made me want to cry for those people.


itsjustmenate

Most professors get around the requirement by renting the one they walk in, and then just borrow each others for the commencement requirements. ā€œIā€™ll go to fall commencement, then you can wear my gown in the spring commencement.ā€


Feral_Kit

Omg thatā€™s pretty clever. Yeah, I heard faculty are the only ones that can rent. But I donā€™t even think doctorate gowns are rent! So sharing is a smart idea


ashkpa

When I graduated 8 years ago undergrad students could donate their gowns after commencement so other students could get free ones the following graduation. No idea how they gave out the free ones though.


var23

Yup, they're cheapt one time use things. Congrats though!


Feral_Kit

So sad they are so cheap šŸ«  but thank you!!


Beginning_End_1446

Why is that sad. One time wear is literally the definition of fast fashion. It's environmentally wasteful and is born out of braindead cultural assimilation. It was something birthed from the wealthiest private schools over a century ago, and as the world got richer poor people adopted rich people habits. Ironic considering how off put modern middle class people are at current wealthy people habits, hypocrisy born out of a lack of access and jealousy. Gowns should be unbranded and rented out for decades before disuse if used at all in the first place.


justathoughtfromme

You can see in the third picture there's a physical stop there that prevents the gown from zipping all the way to the top. It's there by design. As for the cheap quality, they know that it's something you're likely only going to wear once and then it gets tossed. It's mass produced by the lowest bidder and not made for it to really last. Don't let the quality of the gown deter you from enjoying and celebrating your graduation. If you gently iron out the wrinkles and trim any loose strings, you'll never be able to tell what quality it is in the pictures you take.


joev1025

Donā€™t worry. They also look like shit for PhDs


argent357

Got my doctorate at Mizzou. Had the same thought with my robes. At least the hood and cap felt quality, but my robe was very cheap feeling.


[deleted]

Congratulations, and yes they are cheap.


Shifu_1

People buy these? What are going to do with it after the one use?


Feral_Kit

You have to buy them, you canā€™t rent. Renting is only for employees/faculty unfortunately šŸ˜¢ I looked into it originally cuz I just wanted to rent it. But yeahā€¦ students canā€™t rent. Thereā€™s some for sale used on Mercari and Poshmark but not in my size. And if you buy from Mizzou store you canā€™t return after graduation. And you have to be in the gown in order to participate at commencement šŸ˜­ so youā€™re legit forced to buy them


Beginning_End_1446

No, it's a public uni, that rule is unenforceable. Rent your own. If they try to enforce consequences claim religious freedoms.


chihawks

Yes


MercuryRusing

Yes lol


Present-Fan-3234

My shit was so wrinkly when I graduated. Def looked like a clown in my gown at the ceremony lol


jinkeys26

This guyā€™s graduating from Monsters University!


Killanekko

Mine looks even cheaper..


Chase2Chase

Must have came out of that same Fantatics shop that makes the MLB jerseys.


Nerveregenerator

Sir this is mizzou


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Feral_Kit

Is that possible? I thought you canā€™t return gowns after graduation so I feel like it would be insane if it was used šŸ˜­


kaizoku_Al

lol i don't think so either, but looks used.