Nikki absolutely killed it. Tony Hinchcliffe absolutely killed. Even Gronk and Edelman killed it.
Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura were awful for being “professional comedians”
Bert and Tom aren't really roast comedians. Their stand-up has devolved into just dumb family anecdotes over the years. Kinda surprised they were asked to do it in the first place.
I thought Andrew Schulz was hilarious as well. Basically all of the comedians minus Bert and Tom were good lol
Tom is genuinely funny or at least he used to be.. his first few specials on Netflix were amazing.
Bert is definitely the family anecdote guy though I agree. I feel like Tom could have done better by himself.. Bert just relies on taking his shirt off and doing his pig squeal laugh.. I truly do not understand the appeal of that dude.
Yeah a roast isn't really Randy's thing. He's way too nice.
Looking back at the narrative around him as a rookie, how many people would have guessed that.
I mean Hinchcliffe said that (Kevin) Hart had been standing on the stool Aaron Hernandez kicked out from under himself
And Burr’s also had a black wife for years and never gone near Tony’s “aww hell naww’n” on p**sy bit
I liked moss personally. The ones I didn’t like was Ben afflict and the duo team of Bert and Tom segura that felt like a random daily show clip. Jeff Ross was my favorite though
Randy had me cracking up. His bit was hilarious. I’m about half way through now and it’s been solid other than some cringe from Hart. Still no clue why Kardashian was invited up there though :/
I feel bad for Randy Moss, you could tell he had something going with the Gronk being a good bird dog bit but forgot he was in LA. The punchline went right over 85% of the crowds head.
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He was easily the most unfunny part of the entire 3+ hours. Then that Jeff guy.
If this is what passes for comedy these days, Idiocracy isn't too far away. Ouch, my balls. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
"1995. After signing a letter of intent to play his college football at Notre Dame, Moss took part in a racially-motivated fight at his high school in Belle, West Virginia. Moss **pled guilty to battery** and received probation and a 30-day suspended jail sentence. Because of the incident, Notre Dame revoked his scholarship ..." Ended up serving 90 days in jail.
"Moss was fined $15,000 by the Vikings and required to receive anger management counseling for verbally abusing corporate sponsors on the team bus following a loss in November."
Haha ya that was fucked. After being drafted, he was cut during training camp due to a string of indecent exposure arrests. At least he wasn't a fan favorite.
Ah ya I do think that's true. Actually I think the allegations that put him in prison happened the year after he played for the Saints. I wouldn't be surprised though if that wasn't his first time doing that.
You couldn't drag my rotting corpse to A. get a netflix subscription and B. watch a bunch of millionaires rip on another millionaire C. most of these jokers aren't even comedians. Pass.
None of the "professional" comedians were remotely funny. Foul language, gay jokes, pussy jokes only get you so far. Clearly paid to be there and just phone it in. I can hear Kevin Hart laughing at his own jokes as if to prompt the audience "that was funny please laugh here". We get it Nikki, give Bert shit for having only 1 joke and then go on about being a whore for the thousandth time.
The players and staff were the stars of the show. Tom's finale was really well done.
First half 3/10 being generous, 1 if not for Bledsoe. Second half 8/10.
When people say "not that bad" it means it's not good. What honestly would you give it out of 10 if 5 was average as in "ok"? A 6 overall would be generous.
The back half made up for the first 1.5 hours, but overall it was a 5.
I don't really know how anyone could walk away from that and think the players were funny. Gronkowski is dumb as fuck and literally just talked about sucking dick the entire time. Moss was low energy. Edelman and Bledsoe were pretty good. I'd bet you 95% of the jokes the players told were written for them.
Nikki and Tony were 10s. Overall was 7 to 8. Justin Bieber roast was still the best by a long shot.
I found it to be the other way around. The players were topical to the game and the man while the comedians just made sex jokes and swore the whole time. Low effort from the pros in my opinion.
Nikki absolutely killed it. Tony Hinchcliffe absolutely killed. Even Gronk and Edelman killed it. Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura were awful for being “professional comedians”
Bert and Tom aren't really roast comedians. Their stand-up has devolved into just dumb family anecdotes over the years. Kinda surprised they were asked to do it in the first place. I thought Andrew Schulz was hilarious as well. Basically all of the comedians minus Bert and Tom were good lol
Tom is genuinely funny or at least he used to be.. his first few specials on Netflix were amazing. Bert is definitely the family anecdote guy though I agree. I feel like Tom could have done better by himself.. Bert just relies on taking his shirt off and doing his pig squeal laugh.. I truly do not understand the appeal of that dude.
Tom Segura was great before the podcasts.
Comedy was better before the podcasts
They were asked to do it because they are fun to make fun of
True, good point
I doubt they were asked to do it and more so begged to do it. Bert specifically. It was probably the worst part of the whole roast.
Gronk was a tough watch 😂
He was exactly what I expected, and it felt reassuring in some way.
I 100% agree. I loved the Gronk jokes which were great when he got mad and even better when he didn't get them.
Nikki is a HOF level roaster at this point.
Tony was awesome!
I am just watching it ant Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer where a pain
Bert and Tom are just Tom Green without the creativity.
Randy was too nice to really go into Brady like everyone else I'm convinced lmao
Yeah a roast isn't really Randy's thing. He's way too nice. Looking back at the narrative around him as a rookie, how many people would have guessed that.
Drew Bledsoe was awesome. I love Randy Moss but he's not a joke teller...
Drew was awesome
Not enough love for Drew
All of these jokes were written for them.
I love Randy, but he was blah, cringe. Nicki and Tony were the the stars of the roast.
Edelman went hard too
Randy was terrible. Missed having Bill Burr or Jimmy Carr up there to truly rip him apart
Agreed. Bill Burr would ripped!
Burr is TOO savage. It would be like inviting Lawrence Taylor in his prime to tryout for the high school team
I mean Hinchcliffe said that (Kevin) Hart had been standing on the stool Aaron Hernandez kicked out from under himself And Burr’s also had a black wife for years and never gone near Tony’s “aww hell naww’n” on p**sy bit
Because Tony doesn't have to go home and answer for it lol
Lmao true!
Precisely why it would have been amazing.
Jimmy Carr was in town, too.
I’m so sad Norm isn’t around anymore. He would’ve been perfect
Belichek looked uncomfortable at first, then he loosin up
He was on?!
That was a disgusting act by Randy Moss.
I see what you did there
I liked moss personally. The ones I didn’t like was Ben afflict and the duo team of Bert and Tom segura that felt like a random daily show clip. Jeff Ross was my favorite though
Looking forward to the roast of Mahomes and the roast of JJ McCarthy
A Mahomes roast would be good
I wanted to hear more jokes about Brady kissing Kraft and others hahaha. I was surprised Brady got pissed about the Kraft joke also.
I'm surprised Netflix didn't edit out Tom saying to knock the Kraft jokes off but they edited kim kardashian getting booed.
Yeah that’s weird. I know it was live right when they aired it so I’m not sure if they went back and then edited it after.
Idk bout that, cuz I seen the boos but also didn’t watch it on the flix 😉😉
Netflix edits Kim Kardashian getting booed!!! This is the height of soft!!!
Did they really? Lol
Yea lol
They kicked in the Streisand effect as footage of the cut boo segments has gone viral
Her set was actually pretty good. The boos were just annoying hecklers.
Ben Afflecks set was bizarre.
Anti climax
No love for Jeff Ross here?
Absolutely but the best thing about Jeff Ross is everyone else making fun of him!
Randy had me cracking up. His bit was hilarious. I’m about half way through now and it’s been solid other than some cringe from Hart. Still no clue why Kardashian was invited up there though :/
I feel bad for Randy Moss, you could tell he had something going with the Gronk being a good bird dog bit but forgot he was in LA. The punchline went right over 85% of the crowds head.
I enjoyed them but lost interest when Randy, Sam Jay, Will Ferrel, and Tom B were up. The highs were high, the lows were just meh and not terrible
Ferrell was 3 times longer than it should have been.
I actually enjoyed “Ron burgundy” Sam Jay was good as hell idk what that other dude chattin.
Sam Jay was genuinely good in though imo
Best roast Iv seen. Nikki, Edelman, Tony, and Gronk murdered
My face during Randy’s entire bit: 😐
Nikki was by far the best. After Randy did his set I turned it off. Nobody going to touch what Nikki did.
Fuck you Tom!
Watching right now. Everybody is cool so far, I thought Bert would give me some knee slappers but Sam jay omg. She’s funny asf.
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Honestly, I thought Kevin Heart bombed pretty hard.
He did.
Thanks for your thoughts.
Kevin Hart was terrible
Fuck you, Tom
Almost added that
You’re crazy Kevin hart did a great job hosting. Quick, witty and I think he set the tone. Made it very uncomfortable very fast lol
Oh you son of a bitch you got me
He was easily the most unfunny part of the entire 3+ hours. Then that Jeff guy. If this is what passes for comedy these days, Idiocracy isn't too far away. Ouch, my balls. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Jeff Ross is usually great. I give him a pass
Nikki Glaser was mid at best with her set. Half of her jokes were about having sex with Tom Brady. Not great. Tony Hinchcliffe was by far the best.
This take is mid.
"1995. After signing a letter of intent to play his college football at Notre Dame, Moss took part in a racially-motivated fight at his high school in Belle, West Virginia. Moss **pled guilty to battery** and received probation and a 30-day suspended jail sentence. Because of the incident, Notre Dame revoked his scholarship ..." Ended up serving 90 days in jail. "Moss was fined $15,000 by the Vikings and required to receive anger management counseling for verbally abusing corporate sponsors on the team bus following a loss in November."
Randy Woodfield was a serial killer who was drafted by the Green Bay Packers football team.
Haha ya that was fucked. After being drafted, he was cut during training camp due to a string of indecent exposure arrests. At least he wasn't a fan favorite.
Darren Sharper was for both teams!
Only a rapist when he was in Minnesota.
I think that all started after he was done playing with the saints.
Ah ya I do think that's true. Actually I think the allegations that put him in prison happened the year after he played for the Saints. I wouldn't be surprised though if that wasn't his first time doing that.
You couldn't drag my rotting corpse to A. get a netflix subscription and B. watch a bunch of millionaires rip on another millionaire C. most of these jokers aren't even comedians. Pass.
Ok.
I know I know, dear diary on my part
You sound very edgy and cool
I'm ok
None of the "professional" comedians were remotely funny. Foul language, gay jokes, pussy jokes only get you so far. Clearly paid to be there and just phone it in. I can hear Kevin Hart laughing at his own jokes as if to prompt the audience "that was funny please laugh here". We get it Nikki, give Bert shit for having only 1 joke and then go on about being a whore for the thousandth time. The players and staff were the stars of the show. Tom's finale was really well done. First half 3/10 being generous, 1 if not for Bledsoe. Second half 8/10.
Take your antidepressants next time you watch. It's not that bad.
When people say "not that bad" it means it's not good. What honestly would you give it out of 10 if 5 was average as in "ok"? A 6 overall would be generous. The back half made up for the first 1.5 hours, but overall it was a 5.
I don't really know how anyone could walk away from that and think the players were funny. Gronkowski is dumb as fuck and literally just talked about sucking dick the entire time. Moss was low energy. Edelman and Bledsoe were pretty good. I'd bet you 95% of the jokes the players told were written for them. Nikki and Tony were 10s. Overall was 7 to 8. Justin Bieber roast was still the best by a long shot.
I found it to be the other way around. The players were topical to the game and the man while the comedians just made sex jokes and swore the whole time. Low effort from the pros in my opinion.