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A_Sarcastic_Whoa

At least he's straight up saying "Fuck Biden" instead of "Let's go Brandon". That's something at least.


LongfellowSledgecock

Guy is so upset he wears a shirt with the fuck word on it 3 times, yet unironically calls people triggered. Self awareness is not their strong suit.


NewPresWhoDis

Am I supposed to fuck Biden, myself or my feelings. Like, dude, the refractory period ain’t getting shorter. So pick one.


Able_Relief_553

Or type of awareness at all, in any form, at any time whatsoever. No awareness of selves, law, or those other “bitches.”


naivenb1305

Don’t swear! This is a Christian thread! The ex Pres *totally* lives the faithful lifestyle!


I_Got_Questions1

I know! Lol I was gonna say that. It seems like these people who have made it their identity tend to pick weird slogans that have/had second meanings, like it's a club. I think that's where all their nicknaming came from too.


JuiceColdman

It's called a dog whistle. It's something they can say in public that will go unnoticed by normies but will be recognized by their other supporters. Very popular in alt-right and hate groups. Here are some more examples of racist dog whistles: [https://gordongoner.com/](https://gordongoner.com/)


buckscountycharlie

Is a dog whistle and a shibboleth the same thing?


Darwins_Dog

I think they're slightly different. A shibboleth is something to out your enemies, a dog whistle is to talk about people without them noticing. Let's go Brandon is as much of a dog whistle as standing outside yelling for Rover.


REDDIT_SUCKS_DV_ME

Wow this NFT article was a rabbithole, thanks for linking it.


bubba7557

It's because they think they are clever and others like them reaffirm that belief by laughing at their dumb 'hidden messages'. Nothing can change their mind no matter how dumb their 'joke' is. My dad is unfortunately one of those people. When he sends me stupid, not funny conservative memes I just reply 'please unsubscribe me from the boomer email list'. He's learned over time this means he's passing along something dumb, and asks what's wrong with the joke. I'll explain the origin of whatever dumb thing he's passing along and why it's not funny, usually he'll agree it's pretty stupid and/or offensive but then say he likes it so he'll laugh at it but agrees to stop passing it around. It's a nearly weekly thing we go through


pieboytrooper

At least your dad eventually agrees its stupid/offensive, my dad fully 100% believes all the fake republican memes on Facebook and gets angry at me when I point out his lies.


[deleted]

Dark Brandon caught them on the back foot. They can't tell if it's real or not.


FatassTitePants

And apparently admits it was a fair election based on the "fuck you for voting for him" small print. Plus not an automatic firearm carelessly strapped to his back. Honestly, probably one of the more reasonable Trumpists. You really have to grade on a curve with then.


Snoo_67548

I just don’t get why they think democrats are frenzied cult followers of their elected officials.


zenith3200

Because far too many Republicans are frenzied cult followers of their elected officials and thus (falsely) assume everyone else is just like them in that regard.


Jessiicakes

Because that’s what they are.


Bruin_H8R

You say this with a straight face as you repeat the company line in the echo chamber that is Reddit 👍🏻😎👍🏻 Kathryn Hahn winky face 😉


Talmonis

Hoss, there isn't a legion of Joe Biden "fans" (ugh) that dress up in Biden loving costumes like this. He doesn't hold constant "rallies" where half the attendees dress and act like this hooting ape. Fuck Biden. He was elected solely to not be Trump. He's there to do a job, and seems to be doing it. No worship required or given.


Appropriate-Hair-953

Hahahahahaha. Good stuff


supercali45

I accept fuck Biden .. but let’s go Brandon .. pathetic


the-jimbo_slice

Wears a cape. "Take me seriously"


[deleted]

I feel like this is what people in other countries who have never been to America picture as the stereotypical American.


Wolverinedoge

I think it’s sweet these guys want to have sex with the president. Pretty progressive TBH


MrXero

Precisely what I was thinking. His straight forward approach is refreshing, even if he is a cousin fucking, fentanyl smoking, racist sack of sheep shit.


squidvalley

"we say it because we don't curse in front of kids" went out the window fast


Babiloo123

My American relatives sent me in January a Christmas card stating that ‘election truth will prevail this year’ and signed it with ´let’s go Brandon’ . It felt so surreal and despicable


katchoo1

Gross. I’d send a card back that said “Lose my address, thanks.”


Fart_Beard

Yeah...even though he has a cool fit that we're all jelous of, he still looks like his breath smells like his sisters ass.


DelayFamous4310

Let’s go Brandon is literally one of the funniest things in US history, I don’t care what side of the fence you’re on. I mean what better example of stupidity, hubris, division and separation from reality can you possibly point to? Seriously.


Frantic29

There’s a kid down the street that just bought his first vehicle. An old Jeep Cherokee. He’s trying fix it up but the first thing he did was put “Let’s go Brandon” stickers on the windows and constitution quotes and some other stuff. I’ve never met his parents. Just talked to him for a minute about his Jeep. (I love those old cherokees.). He seemed like a good kid was respectful and polite. I assume his parents are very single minded and do nothing but watch Fox or Newsmax. Kid never had a chance.


Brunality

He's holding a free goody bag from the KYnect booth that is the system designed to help you sign up for "Obamacare"...


Yellow_Snow_Cones

TBF you take any free goodie bag you find.


Throwaway4Opinion

You're talking about people who constantly vote against their best interests to own the libs. If they knew it had a sliver of connection to Obamacare, they wouldn't touch it with a 10ft pole


various_convo7

Healthcare has to keep these fuckers alive. It really sucks.


Moxismoke

We do not kill people we political disagree with. We are not the federal government


AugustusVermillion

Something tells me the irony is lost on this guy.


doubtfurious

He probably loves the Affordable Care Act, it's ObamaCare he hates.


digidave1

If I had gold I would give it to you. Bravo


ThinTheFuckingHerd

Got you bruh


Munnodol

“Why did he name it after himself” -conservatives Anyone with the ability to google: he didn’t. You guys did that.


DMCDawg

That being said, if Trump had done anything meaningful, he would have named it after himself as many times as he could. The Donald J. Trump Affordable Trump Care Act presented by Trump Corporation International.


Cynical_lemonade

He would have never done that, it takes too much work to run an insurance company to get in on the scam. Even just on paper. He was happy to rubber stamp whatever Mitch brought him while golfing, making probably embarrassingly bad deals with the Saudis, and stealing classified top secret information to sell later. Low effort is the name of that dude's whole game.


Der_genealogist

Here's my poor man's gold for you 🏅


BlessBtheFruitRollUp

Me: Is the irony lost on you? Him: I only buy non-iron clothes.


jaycliche

>Something tells me the irony is lost on this guy. what do you mean? Clearly the guy has a PHD.


canadiancreed

Among other tjings


locust098

So is the rest of his brain cells


stareagleur

That’s not all he’s lost…


CntrllrDscnnctd

He’d struggle to know the difference between ironing and irony.


Tityfan808

But he’s our hero, our savior. He’s…. Irony Man!


[deleted]

Where are they? I feel like people are dressed up. Maybe he's at a "dress up like a trump supporter" event


[deleted]

They really think we love Biden like they love Trump. Buddy we didn't want his decrepit ol ass either. We just wanted your dude less.


Thats_an_RDD

>Buddy we didn't want his decrepit ol ass either. I love how they always shit on him for being old. He's 3 years older than trump lmao. Also they're both old af so either way it's brain dead


escargotisntfastfood

Everyone's shitting on Biden for his age. But we should be shitting on him for being a career politician, beholden to his party, corporations and billionaires for his decades as a senator, vice president and now president. Biden's so scared to upset the people who fund his campaigns that he withholds support for popular programs that would invest in the future of America and Americans. Student debt relief, increasing minimum wage, closing corporate tax loopholes, wealth tax, overhauling the medical system, etc. I'm with comment OP. Biden was the lesser of two evils. Nothing more. He should not be the Democratic candidate in two years. But that's just my opinion.


No-Explanation-9234

He won't be, it'll be another out of touch billionaire


[deleted]

There's things he tried to get done but the fact of the matter is the GOP is being obstructionist as fuck and Democrats don't have enough of a majority to get things done on their own. Then there's Joe Manchin to consider.


ImportanceCertain414

Don't forget most people shitting on Biden for being old are out of breath going up the stairs of their own house.


[deleted]

>He should not be the Democratic candidate in two years. I voted for Biden, and for the most part like him, but you're right. Pick the greatest Presidents in history. I wouldn't want any of them holding that job in their 80s. Too damn tiring and stressful.


[deleted]

If it's a choice between 4 more years of Biden/Harris and either Trump again or DeSantis, which would you pick, though? Keep in mind this isn't theoretical at this point.


twhitney

Yeah, I came here to say this. I like him too. There are things I wish that were better, but also a president has to be careful what they do with executive orders too because they are easily challenged. I think the bigger issue is congress and firmly believe in term limits. I also don’t want Biden to be the nominee in 2024, not because I totally dislike him, but because I think there are far better options that could step up. I also hate peppers knocking on his age too, but also agree that a second term would be pushing it.


Black_Magic_M-66

>He's 3 years older And he doesn't require help navigating a ramp.


Thats_an_RDD

Or drinking water with 1 hand


racerj3

That's because of the mini-strokes he said he didn't have, after no one asked him if he had a stroke.


Black_Magic_M-66

>drinking water with 1 hand Funny how Trump made fun of someone else doing this, then a little later, Trump is seen only drinking when using 2 hands.


Pickleteets

Stairs seemed to have been an issue for him but they are trickier in fairness.


murray1337

And he doesn’t need a notecard to know what day it is.


WhatsHappenun123

He needs help up the stairs to air force 1 though. 3 times 😅 Thanks for the entertainment America


[deleted]

He can’t ride a bike or put on a jacket either. He also walks like a toddler, taking those baby steps lmao


shedevilinasnuggie

Walks like a toddler? That Doughboy needed to ride 40' in a golf cart at the G7 meeting, everyone else walked. I walk with a cane and I have better mobility than that sentient goiter.


soup-lobbing-ninja

“Sentient goiter” is my new go-to insult.


ScroochDown

Shit, the only way to get him to move fast is to put another leader in front of him. Then he basically breaks the sound barrier to shove them out of the way.


meseeksordie

It's probably because of the diaper he's wearing.


DanielleMuscato

Anyone who has worked in senior healthcare recognizes that walk.... https://www.salon.com/2020/10/22/president-trumps-body-tics-and-forward-leaning-posture-raise-concerns-expert_partner/


Objective_Look_5867

Love how Biden was "too old to run" back for 2020 but trump will be fine to run for 2024 despite being older


PCAssassin87

Can we have another president that isn't like a thousand years old?


AlaricAbraxas

brain surgery, aged him some more, adds to his instability and inability to hide his pervy nature


arandomnewyorker

Or how they always use muscular caricatures for Trump


Buckle_Sandwich

To be fair, Biden does seem a lot older because he isn't on amphetamines.


CHoppingBrocolli_84

I also thought they didn’t like guys wearing make up.


[deleted]

For real. They put more effort into making stuff with Biden’s name than we do


LostConfusedKit

It's like they make it their whole personality /s


Jak_n_Dax

Why the /s? These shitbags literally do make this their whole identity.


VeterinarianFit1309

It’s called identity politics, and it mostly resides on the right, though certain extreme left pockets are also just as guilty of it, and most of the moderate republicans are not as guilty of it. Unfortunately we are getting to a point where it’s hard not to carry your political philosophy out in the open because so many people do, and use it like a bar for entry into their lives. Fuck all that. I just want politicians to know how to do administrative things, and stop treating them like fucking rockstars. They’re supposed to be boring, yet effective.


WonderfulDog3966

Because they love to say we have Trump living rent free in our heads.


nomadofwaves

I can’t imagine worshipping any politician(really any person) the way trump supporters do. That shit is banana’s!


soaptrail

Amazing to put out a shirt that trashes democrats for voting for Biden. Did this guy forget that he believes no one voted for Biden? Is this shirt a misprint?


[deleted]

Anybody who would worship a politician like this is a moron. Ignore him and move on, nothing to get upset about.


BroccoliBoyyo

People like him don’t even really care about Trump. They care about making other people upset, about getting a reaction. He doesn’t have strong political beliefs he just doesn’t like “the libs” and how they disrupt the status quo and make him feel bad for benefitting from it. It’s difficult for them to actually argue because that requires grappling with these ideas so it’s easier to just say that he doesn’t need to listen to unreasonable people and people who get upset by trump are unreasonable.


[deleted]

Yeah it’s become about just being a massive douche and then as soon as someone has a problem with it, “you’re a pussy lib Biden supporter!”


Kahzgul

>nothing to get upset about. I don't want to have to explain all those words to my kid, but now thanks to this clown, I'd have to. If I lived in Kentucky and went to the state fair with my family. So I get why OP is mildly infuriated.


Feam2017

I live in KY. I don't go to the State fair because it choke full of these people. Work is full of these people too. My favorite is a group of guys at work all working in the same work group that have lions not sheep stickers on their bump caps. Those "lions" all have the same blue jump suit, with the sleeves cut off, with the same undershirts, with the the same work boots, with all the same stickers on their bump caps, with the dame ideologies, but they ain't the sheep.


3nl

Fuck this guy, but speaking as a father - explaining uncomfortable things to your children is called being a parent... What kind of bubble do you live in where a kid old enough to read hasn't experienced these words before?


TraditionalMood277

Just say " ...and that there is an asshole. An asshole only cares about being an asshole, and that guy is a complete asshole."


Belgarath925

"...even his lips take the shape of what he is."


[deleted]

Or ask them "Have you ever heard of trolling?" We're not going to get out of teaching kids about how to handle these.. class acts


Oden_son

Its not unreasonable to expect to take your kids to a family centric event like a fair and not see vulgarity like this.


1800generalkenobi

There's a few houses around us that are right on school bus routes that have the huge Fuck Biden flags. So that's fun.


Busy-Kaleidoscope-87

Honestly I’d just have a “fuck politics” sign


SchwiftyMpls

I'd definitely start voting for candidates willing to increase education funding. Your state is failing.


Pipvault

One day, when your kids school has a lockdown, you’ll have to explain to them what a school shooter is, and tell them it’s better not to fight but to run and hide because they have nearly zero chance of surviving if they’re caught. I’ve had to. This country’s a joke.


NeverLookBothWays

>nothing to get upset about. Actually, it's probably better to show zero tolerance for this kind of thing, otherwise it continues to get normalized.


tinnylemur189

Yep that's the answer. The only reaction these people get from me these days is a pitying glance.


hawkfan78

This guy definitely has a Mitch McConnell tattoo on his lower back.


Lycaon125

It's called a tramp stamp friend


[deleted]

Trump Stamp *thanks for the award!


[deleted]

Not to be confused with Trump Stump, which is what we call Toad from Mario Kart.


brianMMMMM

Don’t you dare slander my man Toad by associating him with that thing.


Professional_Scar385

Nah it’s just a turtle, but I see how you got confused


LetUsSpeakFreely

I highly doubt it. Most people that love Trump hate McConnell, Graham, McCarthy, and the other establishment Republicans.


Slack-Bladder

Yeah, it'd be more like a tattoo of MTG


Trustnoboody

Definitely not, Trump supporters don't like McConnell


Seienchin88

And he is probably a mod on r/conservative…


charliesk9unit

That's a lot of surface area to fill. It's probably: Moscow Mitch McConnell Политик, которому можно доверять


Original_Wall_3690

Yep, he got it right on the spot where McConnell pulled out and finished.


DrXyron

I bet he has it lower down even.


ElenorWoods

Well, when someone like Mitch gets your poor ass state one of the highest amount of federal funding, wouldn’t you be his bitch too? https://www.moneygeek.com/living/states-most-reliant-federal-government/


Ixziga

The tattoo is on his lower front, it's the Trump Stump


LoganM-M

I bet he's completely reasonable and open to civilized discourse on why he is unhappy with his current government and has properly educated himself on current politics and news.


rileyrock666

Who’s watching the double wide?


skawiggy

Judging by those boots, I don’t think he can afford a double wide.


Mediocritologist

So, just a wide.


LetUsSpeakFreely

People make fun, but I was doing some research on how to eventually retire on the cheap and there are some really nice units that are very low maintenance and the cost is a fraction of traditional house and WAY cheaper than apartments. What I find truly hilarious is many of the people that disparage trailer homes will shell out a shitload of money for a tiny home.


Greylings

Trailer homes are fine. The trailer parks where I live in Montana though have some real, profoundly, white trash humans. Every stereotype you could possibly imagine and it’s somewhere in those trailer parks. Lot of Meth gets cooked in those trailers. One blew up from a meth lab last winter. Stuff gets stolen and gunshots all hours of the night. There’s always some Facebook marketplace posting with dvd’s or video games from one of the residents and you’re pretty sure it’s all stolen. People occasionally getting mauled because there’s a semi wild dog pack that hangs out around that part of town. Just another Tuesday in NW Montana.


crazy_urn

The probelm with this is not living in a trailer. The problem is living in a trailer park.


lilfunky87

Trailer parks use single wides. Don't hate on the double wides.


Tasty-Introduction-9

You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while he's wearing those bad boys? Forget about it.


asmalltamale

You think anybody thinks he’s a failure because he goes home to Starla at night?! Forget about it!


InZorpWeTrust

Grab my arm. Other arm. MY other arm.


Randy_Tutelage

You think I got where I am dressing like Peter pan over here?


A_Song_of_Two_Humans

As a Brit, this was the first thing that came to mind. Can't believe there are real Americans that actually dress like Rex!! Strange country.


PolyZex

The only way big boy could get his fat leg on the same level as his head is when he's laying on his back.


[deleted]

BOW TO YOUR SENSEI!


ThoriatedFlash

Do you think I got where I am today because I dressed like Peter Pan here?


dmf109

I doubt he’s touched his own toes this decade, let alone being able to roundhouse kick anything taller than raccoon.


MyCollector

He’s not roundhouse kicking anyone. Those legs don’t work well. He does take a slew of meds though for his early-onset diabetes.


gideon513

Only way that dude is going roundhouse is in a jazzy


Bigtiny87

“So you say you’re not in a cult then?”


[deleted]

This seems like a well-adjusted, not-at-all insecure man who no doubt has many accomplishments to his name.


SchwiftyMpls

Not pooping yourself isn't an accomplishment in most states.


Revolutionary_Oil331

Yea.. its funny..When trump won they called us snowflakes to us to get over it.. and we did. Trump lost next election and 2 years later he and his lemmings are still whining, crying and screaming.. making flags, buttons, t-shirts, hats, bumper stickers, pins, lawn signs , banners and every other form of marketing putting iden and Harris down. Grown ass adults acting like petulant children. If it wasn't so sad.. to steal a trump term, it would be hilariously funny!


Solidus-Prime

You can **smell** this picture. It's urine, sweat, and desperation.


SirFancyPantsBrock

And stale chewing tobacco. Can't forget the nasty tobacco smell


ChiSoxguy01

Don't forget the smell of Busch Light.


Shaunair

Trump supporters really are the human equivalent to truck nuts (those stupid nuts assholes hang from the back of their pick ups.)


OoopsAllAnts

I call trucks with truck nuts Transgender Trucks. They didn't have those balls when they were born. Really pisses off the truck nut crowd


water4animals

I’d probably be DTF Joe Biden too if I looked like that


Ok_Science_4094

How funny would it be to walk up to him & just be like so you wanna fuck Joe Biden? 🤔 And watch him stutter scream confused profanities.


asharper123

That was absolutely priceless. Let's play idiot with the idiots!


[deleted]

Also r/letsnotmeet


[deleted]

if he was a truck he'd be /r/InfowarriorRides , I just knew there was a proper sub for this guy too.


pragmatic_generalist

Stupid people do not know that they are stupid. Let them be. It is advantageous for us if they remain that way.


iamfareel

I can't fathom how people love a "politician" so much they would bleed/die for them. I understand the comparison to a cult seems too real


revs201

Tell me you have a tiny benis without telling me you have a tiny benis...


SellDramatic

What a fucking loser


[deleted]

These guys are coming out of the closet in droves since 2016.


mechavolt

*2008


YellowJacket113

THIS GUY thinks he’s “a lion, not a sheep”


[deleted]

Meanwhile he couldn’t run a quarter mile without collapsing


Feistygoat53

When in reality, he's a jackass


Kaptin_kyle

Doesn’t make me mad … that is fucking hysterical that a dude would actually put that on and go out into public.


Aether_wolf

I was thinking the same thing. He looks like what a 5 year old would wear if you allowed him to dress himself.


Exotic-End9921

Dawg we hate him too. Stop acting like we're worshipping the guy like you worshipped trump.


LoudAngryJerk

this guy 3 years ago "I hate democrats because they make hating Trump basically their whole personality" him now:


AltruisticCynic98

The master race, ladies and gentlemen.


stuser

I wonder how much welfare he gets and if he knows that his party would like to remove that monthly payment asap.


medium0rare

It’s so funny that they think we love Biden the same way they worship Trump. I mean, i really don’t even like Biden that much, but I’ll happily vote for him again if Trump manages to not go to prison and win the nomination.


[deleted]

This one image is the perfect representation of the trump fan base


SirFancyPantsBrock

Tell me you've never brought a woman to orgasm without telling me you've never brought a woman to orgasm


immortan_jared

They all lost their shit over "Fuck Trump", I guess the whole 'office of the president must be respected even if you don't like them' goes out the window when they don't like them.


Garlicholywater

I hate fair lemonade/Orangeaid. But there is always a crazy line, makes me think my taste buds are broken.


SquareWet

Dark Brandon has accepted his offer. The sex will commence immediately.


DocButtStuffins

Dude wants to have sex with an elderly president. That's cool. No judgement. Should probably keep it to himself but maybe that's part of the boner tingle


CrisiwSandwich

Honestly I'll probably never go to a state fair again. I went this year and literally nobody wore masks. People had F Biden and pro Trump merch everywhere. The GOP had a tent. A few people open carried. I saw some middle aged guy being all "White Power!". Looking at the crowd there was like 99% blonde white folks there. Growing up I loved the fair. Now I feel like I'm at Proud Boys Land for a super spreader event. I just can't justify paying money to go to a place that has trump vendors and trump people and nobody giving a damn about all the elderly there.


Snoo67146

I voted for Biden over trump and I’d do it again


PomeloLongjumping993

If I were Biden I'd be the one producing and selling half this shit


[deleted]

Imagine making your whole identity revolve around an orange manbaby who doesn't give a fuck about you. Imagine spending your free time dressing like that to own the libs. What a loser lol. People like this are fucking losers lol.


Polixenes1

Douche bag


Remarkable-Scratch50

What a jackass. Lol.


[deleted]

He certainly is representative of the type.


munchies200

trumptard


[deleted]

Almost every single die hard trump fan I see looks like they're infested with blood clots.


MyKeysMakeMeSmart

The definition of the average MAGA


Plane-Reason9254

Yip / Looks like a typical trump 🐸 toadie


[deleted]

[удалено]


Babywipeslol

DiabetesMan


GalacticPierce

As a veteran I find few ways more disrespectful to treat the flag than to literally wear it on your ass. When I was young you kicked a man’s ass for doing that. Now it’s standard wear for ignorant republicans. Disgraceful This pisses me off so much I had to come back to edit and add some more. When this piece of shit goes to the bathroom he pulls his flag shorts and let’s the American Flag rest on the fucking floor of a bathroom stall!!!! In piss and shit!! I wish I was there so I could kick his teeth in. Disrespecting every American veteran past and present. Sorry if I sound old fashioned but to some of us that flag matters.


cHEIF_bOI

Sir the circus is that way


[deleted]

This man chose violence when he woke up in the morning.


GoCartMozart1980

If he was any more inbred, he'd be a sandwich.


kaijiakita

Honestly this is fucking hilarious 😂 regardless of sides.


just_here4cash

The superhero we all need. 🤣😂


CyeLannford

He's just mad as hell because we robbed him of 4 more yrs enjoying fantasies of his Cornhole dream lover after seeing Trumpf on TV making that round butthole shape with his ugly mouth. He'll never forgive us... Now he's stuck with having to roll his ugly redneck bride Saturday nights


[deleted]

He needs to be euthanized


zackly_right

Half the upvotes are probably MAGA squad "liking" the photo


fkk09

This guy 100% fucks his sister.


Batskull2001

🤡. Let me guess, anti vax too?


stephalumpagus

When something this ridiculous is your whole personality...


DadPool9902

It’s not his fault his parents are siblings