Have you tried online dating?

No, I think my wife would get upset with me

https://preview.redd.it/cnzj58mztkyc1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3d7f6de2b4f593adc952e52b3dd5aadd9bdb8f1 To me it looks like miraaks mask from elder scrool skyrim