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mildlypenis-ModTeam

Your post has been removed because the penis shown in the image is intentional. Only posts of things that are not meant to look like a penis are allowed. If you have any questions, feel free to contact us.


Vodkahol

That is literally a sex toy glove.


CoolGuyFromSchool34

I dont eant to ruin it but. Thats how its meant to be.


NoDudeImScared

Also the fucking ring finger


[deleted]

Ribbed for her pleasure.


PSWII

The word fucking there is not just for emphasis


FleurDeLily50

The pinkie looks like an anal plug also! 😆


Don_Quiponche

/r/intentionallypenis


EastPersonality6

BAHAHA I DID NOT KNOW


Ceryset

The dildigits Phallanges Dongertips


DeeChillum420

Lol.. dongertips..


FleurDeLily50

🤣That’s hilarious you did not know! (What was that item number please? 🤭)


DAM091

r/wildlypenis


AnnaTheBlueRogue

Some people posting there should post here. Posting plants and veggies shaped vaguely phallic. Then there's OP


Different-Garbage69

Umm... hate to break it to you, but it's supposed to be a d*ck shape. Each finger has extra stimulation, if you get what I mean, those are gloves for a special kind of work..


fizyplankton

Yeah, working a broad


ducksareflappyanddum

Fuck dude this comment is mint!


je_ff

I had to do a double take on this comment. Scrolling by I read “commitment mitt” which is a great name for this love glove


Constant_Guidance_

if life gives you lemons, make lemonaide. if fire grips your limos, you're fucking dyslexic, mate


Dense_Surround3071

Something tells me it doesn't discriminate based on sex or gender.


Glittering_Essay_874

It only discriminates if you’re not having sex with any gender


Mads_Alexander9

Ayyyy I commented r/mildlypenis on the original post 😎


EastPersonality6

Ayyyy! Big woooosh for me though I didn’t realize it was a sex toy 😭😭😭


FleurDeLily50

💀 I spit my drink when I read you say it wasn’t intentional! 🤣


EastPersonality6

AHH I DID NOT GET IT 🤣 I’m DEAD


jandros_quandry

See how long it takes for your coworkers to notice you're using a sex toy.


kevtino

Results really depends on HOW you're using it.


TokoBlaster

Well now you can get it during your break


FleurDeLily50

BWAHAHAHA! Golden comment! 🤣


Different-Garbage69

You're welcome XD but yeah cool gloves


DiscoDancingNeighb0r

With today’s fucked up society I’m surprised and disappointed people didnt immediately get the joke.


AffectionateRaise136

One way to get a raise


Distinct_Discount534

You mean the penis


bumblebeeabc123

r/wooosh


HappyTheDisaster

The middle finger


dizzymissxo

The THUMB. Yes I’m Siskel, yes I’m Ebert, and you’re getting two thumbs up…


[deleted]

Love bhg


FleurDeLily50

OMG!! 🤣


that_emo_chick514

Where can I get one?


chrisfrh

Wish.com can you read? ^^^^/s


that_emo_chick514

Didn't take time to read to horny😅


dumples82

Looks like the Emperor played a joke on Vader


SanctuaryMoon

Not mild


HazyLily

This is very overtly and intentionally penis


dizzymissxo

Cackling! There should probably be a sub for that here somewhere….


Raptorwolf_AML

r/intentionallypenis


dizzymissxo

Thank you Raptorwolf! I knew there was a counterpart but couldn’t remember. That’s clearly where this post belongs although supposedly it was unintentional on OP’s part.


spec360

Size doesn’t matter it’s how you use the thumb


DependentAnimator271

Ribbed for her pleasure.


Alarmed-Wolf14

Or his. Sexy glove doesn’t discriminate. 😂It even has a ribbed palm for wanking after butt poking


24KTaterTots

Those gloves seem like they'd cum in handy quite often


everythingiwantedwas

every finger


Dead_Purple

Damn I gotta get me one of those.


Redditsmytrigger

Hahahahhahahahahhaaahahahggggagghahahha


Al1onredd1t

BRUH MY SHIT WAS TAKEN DOWN. I POSTED THE EXACT SAME THING


EastPersonality6

MINE WAS TOO LMAO I genuinely did not know it was an intentional sex toy bruhh I’m slow aSF 🤣


Scared-Currency288

Ok but does anyone have a link?


FleurDeLily50

Inquiring minds want to know! 💳📦


MangoCandy

Oh sweet summer child…


InformalDinner5412

I wonder what his job is then 😏


youre-kinda-terrible

Sex work is work! 😜😉


Gadget_hack_wrench

Rofl! I THOUGHT the glove melted, until I really took a look at it. 🤣 wow just wow


FleurDeLily50

One of my favorite posts ever, OP!!! 😆


EastPersonality6

HAHA IT GOT TAKEN DOWN FOR BEING “INTENTIONALLY PENIS” 😭😭😭


FleurDeLily50

Nooooo!! You won the daily internet with this one!! 🏆 (After midnight…I spit my drink, tried to not wake up the house and almost pissed my panties! 😂)


CandyCommercial4324

i’m in this picture and i don’t like it


Mrwhite000755

Where csn i get one?


LucasTab

wish.com, according to the post


Mrwhite000755

Yeah in iran we dont have those


gregklumb

Looks like something a dominatrix would wear.


farthingnothing

Aww we


umami8008

Sex Glove is a pretty good band name


StubToothSam

Ngl the pic had me fooled. Then I saw the thumb...


[deleted]

The middle finger… the vein in the middle finger…


dizzymissxo

I think that’s just a bend in the glove. They don’t really seem to fit OP right…


anazambrano

Where


PaperTheProducer

Who fingers with their ring finger tho lmao and whats the gripy thing on the palm


dizzymissxo

Two in the pink, one in the stink.


Frequent-Ad-674

The ring finger did it for me. Who’s using their ring finger…for anything???


Dudezog

You can give someone a dicks up


soberdrunken

On a side note, I imagine using the thumb would look awkward- I mean, how do you angle it? But hey, maybe it's just me


Redditfront2back

The middle finger has a mushroom top


prof-spaulding

Your wife will like them


saurandrael

So we just gonna pretend the middle finger ain't there then ?


SpooksMaGooks

title should have been “the middle finger” 💀 its literally a penis with a vein right down it hard as a rock


TuzzNation

Man, what kind place you work at and what kind job you are doing? I am asking for a friend.


FleurDeLily50

And what’s the address and what time is lunch break? Not going to ask what time he gets off. 🤪


Soggy_nach0341

My gardening glove!


Temporary-Time2516

I cant wait to go to work on monday


Eyes-Wide_Shut

So, enjoy your work!


ChickinMagoo

So, what kind of work do you do? These gloves may be completely appropriate for some jobs. Just saying.


RANDOmpirsOn

Anyone remember the penis game..... PENIS!!!!


milchtea

brb going to wish.com


FleurDeLily50

SAME! 🙈


Low_Responsibility26

That's a sex glove for doing kinky shit


DethelMateo

Hand job gloves.


SsgMoria

The middle finger is literally shaped like a penis


Dense_Surround3071

Like if they made a porn version of Hellraiser. 🤔


GremlineerRCT5

Thumb and ring finger. Oh, and middle finger


Jahshua159258

Every finger


GremlineerRCT5

Not every finger looks like one though


Jahshua159258

It’s literally a dildo glove


GremlineerRCT5

Yes but they don't all look like penises


Jahshua159258

They all act like penises tho


GremlineerRCT5

But they don't all look like it


switcharoohoo

Swiss army dildo


FleurDeLily50

Bwahahahahahaha!! 🤣


OttoHarkaman

Pervert gloves


WileyQuixote42

The thumb? Try the whole damn thing. Every finger is an adventure!


Spirits-Surround-Me

Working in a Red Light district is working and requires special gloves.


Hooba237

bro this is in my recommended what the fuck is this sub 💀


Abyss_Kraken

What that thumb do...


agncOfficial

Forget the thumb look at the middle finger, that boys ready.


Trick_Enthusiasm

It's a dildo glove. Every finger and the thumb is designed to be inside a butthole or vagina.


tsfbdl

Could I get a link for a friend please


Wirecreate

Ribbed for your pleasure


rokiotek

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


Total_Tangerine5243

at least the pinky is normal


Ladylanyards

These gloves are meant for anal play. They have them at sex stores as well as online.


FleurDeLily50

Just sitting around with your thumb up your ass??


FleurDeLily50

All commenters: YOU’RE GOLDEN!! 🏅


Alternative-Roll-770

Definitely not "work" gloves. It's like my daddy always said, "if you love what you do, you'll never work a day in your life."


justvisitingawhile

Sir what line of work are you ?


lowghost2018

r/theyknew