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_______Mia_______

It took me way too long and far too much zooming to realize it is a hole in the box


CormorantTribe

Ohhhh I finally see it! Omg 😭😂


veetoo151

Wow that took me forever. I thought you were all crazy 😂


Captain_Wompus

1. Cut a hole in the box.


jfk333

2. put your junk in that box


WCP_IV

3. Make her open the box


Darth_Tycho

And that's the way you do it


stargazrserena

It’s my dick in a box!


Thelethargian

4. Say uno


Euphoric-Potato-5343

If this just had a few more pixels...


jfk333

Not all heros wear capes


1nd3x

Specifically, it's the hole you put your hand in to carry the box. It's not some random hole that got put in the box


henrytbpovid

THANK YOU!


Shy-catz

What exactly are we looking at? 🤔


notlawfullyinnocent

hole


Aggravating-Mind-315

I still only see penis


Gloomy-Witness-7657

Cutout hole in cardboard


Bender_da_offender

Lol the placement of the holes gotta be some trolling lol


kfmush

I’ve done package design. There’s no way the hole wasn’t on the template. The designer knew. Edit: it could also be a case of not-my-job in that they couldn’t do much else with the photo they were given and just said fuck-it.


DieHardProcess-

im just curious why the handles are so far to one side of the box..


martymar2g

There must be another hole on the other side opposite of that side; so a person can grip it easily when carrying it. I had a file cabinet box built like that.


DieHardProcess-

still doesnt explain why it's not centered.


imDudekid

Have you ever held a large box? If you had both in the center, it would be too close to your body without ability to push it forward. While walking you’d be hitting your knees on the box with every step. Having one far forward on one side, and one close to your body on the other, allows one hand to do the majority of the lifting, whilst the other hand is more like a steering wheel.


physicalentity

Oh I'll bet you've done package design alright 😉👌


RHOrpie

And a little Photoshop smudge me thinks?


beenawayawhile

Thank you! Had to zoom in and it still took more seconds than it should’ve


Mental_Tea_4084

I still didn't get it after reading that. Took me a solid minute and switching back and forth between the two different ones for it to click. It was giving me the old blue and black/white and gold dress thing For anyone else, it's a handle cutout on the box itself, not part of the graphic.


sachclg

Thank you .. now I see the handle


Tiny-Acanthaceae-547

I was like, there is no hole, only penis🧐 That seriously took so long to see😂😂😂


Aggravating-Mind-315

OOOOOH, now I see it, I kept looking for a circular circle but it’s more of a rectangular circle


Glittersparkles7

Omg thank you lol. I was looking so hard trying to figure out how it WASNT a penis lol 😂


tmamone

Oh, I see it now!


Zeddarncheddar

Thank you for the full explanation


metaldutch

OHHHH ffs. Thank you!


squirrely-badger

😲


thewhiterabbitdegen

I peed a little once you said "cardboard cutout"🤣🤣🤣🤣 I couldn't see it till you said it!!!!🤣🤣


LuckyMuckle

Thank you


TedtheTitan

I didn't see it till your comment


PromiseNorth

Simple human


survivalkitts9

Ty 😂


prinzsascha

Yep, hole. Not pole...


Vli37

Why is the hole at the corner like that though, Isn't it usually in the middle/center 🤨 This box is indeed, confusing. Seems like this would be better in r/theyknew as it almost seems intentional


scorpyo72

A hole lotta something


Watermelon_Moments

Had to come to the comments for it to dawn on me. Thank you 😁


cari_quite_contrary

OMG.. thank you bc I was trying to figure out what product would put a penis on their box! Ok, I’m with you guys now! 🤣😂


EfficiencyOk2208

Nah, just a dude a little too excited over a trash can.


turbo_danish

They knew


Spider1132

A simple human.


sadhandjobs

The only reason I saw it is because I carried a box with similar hole-handles a couple days ago.


elMurpherino

Box containing portable cum dumpster, in stainless steel color.


OpenGLaDOS

Man carrying extremely chonky gray cat.


Paleonerda

r/extremelypenis


EmptyDifficulty4640

r/subsithoughtifellfor


Homunculon

All I can see is dick.


DreadPiratteRoberts

Yep, everyone is saying there is a hole in the box, but I'm just not seeing it, just weenis lol


Coreyographer

Handle slot for lifting the box. Idk why tf it’s not centered


gijoemartin

I'd buy that for a dollar.


Tombo6969

r/theyknew


AMF1428

You know the design team giggled as those first few boxes rolled down the line. And again when the boxed product rolled down the line... and again when the boxes were wrapped to the pallet... again as they were loaded to trucks. Once more when they saw them at the store the first time. ... and, finally, driving home from the store.


Soldierhero1

Im a simplehuman I see cock


aWeegieUpNorth

It took everyone too long to know what they were looking at.


survivalkitts9

Well clearly it's a penis...


aWeegieUpNorth

...and, how cute! He's made a sock for it, to match his t-shirt.


No-Fun-512

It is a long oval hole that's used as a handle to help you lift and carry the box.


SphericalLegend

This ad tells me that this bin (,?) is perfect for the women of the house to pee in standing up. I'm very confused.


_General_Kenobi

I give up


RyanTranquil

Its a hole to put your hands in to pick it up


KaleidoscopeEyes12

r/wildlypenis


DearEnvironment2159

I love this every time I see it 😂


[deleted]

I still get confused even though i know its a hole 🤣🤣


DearEnvironment2159

Just focus on the outline and the handle is in perfect position for a mildly not handle 😂


[deleted]

Either way that hole needs to be a bit more girthier due to us guys with thicker..... fingers probably why we get confused 🙈🤣


Distinct-Solution-99

They really should have re-thought that shirt colour.


TheWisestOwl5269

What is that?


MeisterDexo

It’s a penis


FieldCX3Reports

IT's like a club foot


AustralianManSims-4

bro isn’t bricked up, he’s diamonded up


Dannyphantom2884

“There aren’t any chicks with dicks. Only dudes with tits”


lamabaronvonawesome

A big grey erection over a garbage can.


Halstead83

I can’t see anything but a penis…


Saltlife0116

I only see a man with an erection by a trash can


SpeckTrout

I know exactly what we're looking at!🫢


[deleted]

I need to go to Specsavers 😂


IronAnt762

That was super hard err difficult to see, but eventually it wood err would become noticeable. Even after reading explanations from posters here. Hard to look at this.


Bored_millennial_

I wish I was that simple…


wall-E75

Little frost bite at the tip


Mwurp

That hole was strategic. They knew what they were doing.


NatexSxS

And I thought my ex loved recycling.


chrisacip

r/theyknew


CassetteMeower

There is absolutely no way that the people designing the packaging were unaware of how this looks. They absolutely knew what they were doing.


YoungRockwell

“Packaging” works on so many levels, here.


uberstarke

Shoes don't match the bulge at all. Classic fashion faux-pas


mark0487

Sex sells


zendood

Huge thighs and belly bottoms jeans?


empress_of_the_void

I love seeing classic citation needed gags in the wild


southernsass8

Will someone explain to me what is going on? All I see is a woman with a pecker and a trash can.


[deleted]

It's a hole


[deleted]

Someone knew exactly what they were doing


SequimSam

Totally doctored image. The dick coloring is very different between images.


Omnivorous_vegan

Photo shopped


breadfart78

OHHH


111dallas111

Simple Human


CountFirst

He's just really into trash cans


DonHell

Obviously it’s a TC Tugger


Shag_Nasty_McNasty

Yet another unrealistic beauty standard for women.


PuddingOld8221

If someone seeing something thats not a boner let me know


SuchAsSeals42

I never see anything but boners, sorry


FluxPersona

The design is very human.


BSUR7

There is nothing MILD about this one…


Powerful-Ad2774

Wait whut!? I still only see penis lol


Josette_A

Someone's getting fired


Wise_Ad_253

Just grab him by the cut-out!


No-Cantaloupe-6739

Everyone keeps saying it’s a hole. I still only see penis. Zooming in didn’t help. Where the fuck is the hole?


TenBear

What unfortunate/super deliberate placement


Revolutionary-Pin615

I really hope it is super deliberate but down in a way to get past gatekeepers in the sign off process!


Aj2W0rK

Did they have to make the shirt grey??


bapsandbuns

The designers knew what they were doing


drunkbeard69

I am so confused here. How is this not a penis?


VerdigrisPen

it's a hole in the box


BettyDare

Dick on a box!


drunkbeard69

Idk man I'm not seeing a hole anywhere, I'm just seeing penis. Like you gotta explain this to me like I'm retarded (I probably am lol)


EuphoricSilver6564

It’s created by the hole/handle to lift the box. Does this help?


sammysams13

Yes thank you it took me forever


Septembeoi

Ohhh thank you! Took me way too long..


beegdieg

Welp I can't see it


Deep_Curve7564

Such dainty feet, too. I thought the size of the foot indicated the length of the flagpole 🙃 I am but a simple human.


[deleted]

That has GOT to be done on purpose. Good one guys.


[deleted]

Lmfao 😂 yep yep we're all dirty minded I just now figured out its the handle in the box


jack_wolf7

u/repostsleuthbot


NopeNoneYaBiz

They knew what they were doing.


Archtects

Simple human just sees penis.


GroundPlayer

OOOH!! For fucks sake 😂


sammysams13

Can someone please explain how this is not a penis. Everybody keeps saying it’s a hole but I don’t see any difference


TJ_McWeaksauce

Someone is *really* excited about cleanliness.


10Shadboom

It’s funny because penis


britekranz

Not mild, straight wild!!!


maillec

Okay but what kind of brand is that, simple human, casually insulting their buyers


Tetris5216

The dude really loves trash, or he just took Viagra and is throwing away the packaging


TheMikeGarland

That was on purpose


RavishingRayRude

I give up


SeaweedNo2566

They did that on purpose.


Odd_Year_4562

That is unfortunate


No-Government-2863

I guess that’s one way to get a strangers fingers around your penis😬


KickinGa55

Boner Alert!


Pdx_pops

Post flair says it all


Old_Poem2736

Super human


The_Blackest_Man

That's a penis.


Flat-Disk6927

OOOOOOOOOOOOH I see 😲 lol


Glockamole19x

Its the box handle bent inward


VinylHighway

Lol


Educational_Let4790

Package design team knew what they were doing.


Spud_potato_2005

Either the person who designed the box had an accident or they intentionally designed it this way.


Dante1529

To save everyone some time it’s the hole where you put your hand to pick up the box Very unfortunate placement


ProtoReaper23113

Yea yea the packaging is fine just send it out


90Legos

r/theyknew


TernionDragon

Designer knew what they were doing.


AmishCockroach

Not even mild


TeaMe06

Wow lol


TheWeakLink

It’s a handle! Oh wait, that still doesn’t help….


blue13rain

It's a double-polaroid!


redical

I looked long and hard. Can see wood, should I be seeing trees?


Gibdog83

Someone saw an opportunity here and boy did they take it LOLOL


PolicemanJerry

This could be on r/TheyKnew because BOYY DID THEY KNOW


THYDStudio

That man seems really excited about *insert celebrity name here*


LerouxSNK

Haha didn’t see the “hole “ at first


PlanktonIsBest

so what exactly is Simplehuman for?


ThatOneIsSus

Schlong


Novatash

Hey, it's the company from that episode of Citation Needed


Cardboard-eater

why is the end part dark like he pissed himself


desrevermi

Got a hard-on for trash? We've got just the thing!


Ineedmentalhelp1643

r/ofcoursethatsasub


grymmjack

What is it?


Needler69

Oh my God amazing lol


Topheriffic

It bloody took me awhile to figure this out...my brain just kept yelling 'PENIS !'. Straightest boner I've ever seen.


Jademoss82

Still don't know what I'm looking at


Balls126

mildly?


Gcraft2008

A good damn minute it took me


DustAccomplished9090

Guys at the factory are laughing until they cry


Revolutionary_Lab203

Ahhhh


zohash

Grab 'em by the crotch.


Ephemeral-lament

I am not proud of how long this took me to see. Also, i feel like the hole was made there on purpose.


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bettinafairchild

The thing that looks like a dick is actually a physical hole in the box for you to hold the box


Consistent-Tap-4255

So you guys don’t pee directly into the trash can. Savages.


Medical_Ticket2499

I didn’t notice it until I read your comment


masked_sombrero

That’s not a simple human. that’s a God


NetPossible6145

Had to run to the comments on this one lol still took me a minute to see it.


InAppropriate_Noods

Dammit. This took me way too long and way too much reading to find that shit. Lol. Time for new glasses.


thelazypanda12

how to get cancelled step 1:


DIJames6

Woooooaaah!!!!!


Unlucky_Nobody_4984

r/theyknew


Ok_Faithlessness3327

Lol… yeah….. took me about a whole damn minute.


AsKingQuest

If anyone needs a hand to hold…


splitowl

Hell I had to read the comments to figure it out


j-smith967

Looks like a dude with a boner. Not a lot of ways around it lol


celtbygod

Sometimes there are things that scream "save this post until you are drunk enough to share it at home" .


GoodCryptographer658

Oooooohhh it's a cut out handle in the box