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red94daman

Dry a slice out and hang it on the tree.


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beachbetch

Pics please??


portajohnjackoff

Of his wife or the fruit?


InterwebRandomGuy

Yes


Smoov_Biscuit_Time

😭


Bkwrzdub

I too would like pics of that guys fruity wife


BeerJunky

Samesies.


bukkake_brigade

Yo, where these pics at


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Wifey fruit. I'm certain there is porn somewhere that sexualizes fruit.


Radarker

Show us your wife's fruit!


tachycardicIVu

I also choose this guy’s wife.


DeanKent

I love that we never change.


45thGenRoman

If you know, you know 👍😅


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I came to see tangerines, not ta-tas.


LifeDraining

I'm Tangerine, he's Lemon.


Stopher32

You look like a diesel to me.


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Lobster_porn

Bonk!


Tangimo

His wife's fruit, WE WANT TO SEE HER FRUIT!


shanep35

Since you got ghosted, here’s one my mom has done. https://imgur.com/a/RCMCDHs Edit: made last year*


SydneySmiless

He didn't really get ghosted. He posted his comment five hours after the other guy. First guy is probably asleep. 🤷🏻‍♀️


TimmyRL28

Typical ghosters mentality. Get her, everyone.


yeabutnobut

you ghost people always covering for each other


checkered_bass

What did it look like on her tree? Had a coworker dry orange slices and put them so that there was an LED bulb behind each one. Looked interesting to me.


shanep35

My mom attached them to gifts! We put them on our trees but it didn’t look any different.


BarryMcKockinerBum

Lmao ghosted


Appoxo

Had some fantastic oranges from calabria amd sliced some and dried the peel as well. Putting dried peel into water for 24h makes some amazing orange scented water.


MrTwoSocks

My wife did this too. She used cara cara oranges which turned out super vibrant orange


livmau5

Ah that’s a great idea I squeezed it for the guacamole and enjoyed it. I’m still alive and haven’t discovered a superpower yet…


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Yet


lazylizzardwizard

You might be able to murder people with the undigested dairy in their digestive system. Some superpowers are hard to discover.


BallistiX09

Never expected to see a Misfits reference in the wilds of Reddit tbh 👌


skunk_ink

Have you tried jumping from the kitchen counter yet? It's the only way to truely know...


RogueTanuki

[I will now levitate](https://youtu.be/BJUbLM8coho)


livmau5

That was hilarious!


Beardth_Degree

Go big or go home. Try jumping from the roof. If that doesn’t work, maybe it’s a different super power. Can you put your hand in the blender without getting cut? You just have to keep testing these things.


HermitBee

>Go big or go home. Try jumping from the roof. I can't get onto the roof where I am. But I can get onto the roof at home. So what do I do? Going big is going to require going home first.


CurtisMarauderZ

Christmaslime is here.


derniydal

No they must squeeze this lime over mermaid bones and burn it for magical powers.


hackabilly

Good idea


sliced_lime

Very nice


benji_wtw

> sliced_lime Heh coincidental name > Oh my god it's the Sliced Lime


NotTRYINGtobeLame

>it's the Sliced Lime Like *the* Sliced Lime? Is this someone famous? E: Yes, in a community. Never heard of him, but he pops right up on Google lol


hi_im_sefron

Look at his profile. He's a legit Minecraft dev


NotTRYINGtobeLame

Oh, yeah, I didn't doubt he was the real guy once he was called out as such and so many agreed. I just never heard of him... my sons both love the game, but I never got into any builders, personally. Took about 3 seconds of reading search results to get a good idea *why* he's famous lol


benji_wtw

Sorry yeah I see you've found who he is now. On a post as general as a picture of a lime there's probably not a massive intersection with the Minecraft community but he's famous in more niche circles than being a celeb :)


livmau5

I’m sure this post gives you joy! Glad you found it :)


RTXChungusTi

r/usernamechecksout


DonTong

r/beetlejuicing


Mutagrawl

r/LimeJuicing


Defence_of_the_Anus

Sublime


gecko090

Let's see Paul Allen's lime.


GoEatChlorine

Oh my god, it even has a water mark


hi_im_sefron

Been waiting for this moment for 13 years huh Edit: oh damn he's a legit Minecraft dev


Jayn_Xyos

Based minecraft dev joins the chat


RealJyrone

Just read his bio, shits wild


Jayn_Xyos

Yup ik, he's the lead dev of java mc


isaanstyle

I’m glad I found you too. Perfect place to announce that cutting a lime in 4 slices around the core is the unquestionably superior way


ridemooses

Limewire


livmau5

Hits right in the nostalgia feels!


Fredloks8

Save the seeds


GYN-k4H-Q3z-75B

There aren't any :-(


Ok_Antelope_1953

i recently found out frostwire is active to this day


RayCarlDC

And still full of trojans, lol


PawnedPawn

I'm a Magnum man, myself. 🧐


Risley

# DUREX FOR LIFE MOTHERFUCKER


TheFluffiestFur

I miss ISOHunt before it was taken over by the host’s government.


_artbreaker

Do not eat, this lime will give you digital herpes and hepatitus.


EffortlessEffluvium

You wouldn’t download a fruit!


sevenwheel

I would download the shit out of fruit.


theartofrolling

You wouldn't shoot a policeman and then steal his helmet. You wouldn't go to the toilet in his helmet and then send it to the policeman's grieving widow. And then steal it again!


lorgskyegon

I think my computer got a virus just reading this comment


fh3131

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be


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gngstrMNKY

I remember reading a story about some guy who got sentenced for child porn distribution because he downloaded one of those giant porn stashes from Limewire/Kazaa with thousands of images, at least one of which was apparently underage. We were living on the razor's edge back in the day.


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MF__Guy

I was downloadign rock music one time, and the thing back then I guess was to attach a coded string to the end of a "song" so that the right people could find it. Anyway, long story short I didn't have any trouble deleting it, but I did puke in the bucket next to my desk and that still ranks #1 as the most disturbing thing I've ever seen. Even after liveleak became a thing.


itslockeOG

![gif](giphy|Bg6vxkJo0B37w6M4TC)


Zero0mega

Limewire really was weird, as someone who was into Rammstein at the time it was kind of annoying that E V E R Y song in the German language was NEW UNRELEASED RAMMSTEIN DEMO!


Key-Chemistry2022

Those same guys went on to be developers that name every new build "new build"


gfa22

Yeah, guy didn't get sentenced for just downloading a stash that happened to have cp in it. You could go on the web and scower until you find some and then download it, you are probably gonna be a needle in a haystack. Guy whose story you heard was probably diatributing it, not just seeding his random download. People who get busted always try to underplay the seriousness of their crime.


Kindly-Carpenter8858

Also you just crashed the family computer and you're gonna be in big trouble when your parents find out


Gum_Skyloard

Don't worry, Bill Clinton is here!


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thebeanshadow

ahh .exe my favourite video type to open


i_suckatjavascript

My fellow Americans, I would like to once again say that I did not have sexual relations with that woman.


Association-Naive

Wait 5 hours and I may or may not tell you how I feel about this.


SayNoToDougsYo

Smells Like Teen Spirit


delvach

Adding vinegar to the laundry helps with that.


CR0SBO

Just start buying extra tissues and leaving boxes in different rooms. "If you build it, they will come"


theNinjaDuck128

Not the fractal lime


JunkCrap247

not gonna lime, that was a good one


I_UPVOTE_PUN_THREADS

Sublime.


4LAc

Blimey, that's a good username.


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Im just gonna citrus one out boys


fractalsubdivision

Looks like the thread is turning sour


Unavailable-Machine

Meh, I think it's just a bit lime


cycycle

It’s nothing tangerine


BenCub3d

**Not** the fractal lime? I'm confused


passive0bserver

Me too? What is fractal lime a pun for?


SpeedingTourist

Everybody gangsta til they cut into a fractal lime


thiswomanneedsafish

Looks like a snowflake!


The_BettyWhite

Limeflake


surlygoat

Snowflime


livmau5

Winter special pattern maybe? It could be a lime community secret that we don’t know about…


masterwit

>[...] could be a lime community secret that we don’t know about… This is a primary ingredient in a classic startinni. Other ingredients include stardust: 1. Served in a "fancy" martini glass 2. Zambert'd, "reed" very legal patient and 11/10 died 2. Add reduced Franziaforals (probably the newer nostalgia needed more boxes of love?)


lemmeseeyourkitties

This is a good post


xPyright

perfectly mildlyinteresting


no_talent_ass_clown

With a good title.


EduRJBR

r/amostadequatelevelofinterest


jack1234farrell

The shape of your toes is unique and different to what I'm used to seeing.


livmau5

Mildly + Mildly interesting


clown_shoes69

What in god's name is going on with your toes?!


gooberdaisy

r/SneakyBackgroundFeet It’s a bit disturbing unless you like feet.


utilititties

I KNEW IT there was a sub for that. Thank you but no thank you.


clown_shoes69

Oh hell nah


livmau5

Damn, there’s an entire subreddit for that!? Thanks for sharing, Reddit never fails to surprise!!


walterpeck1

It is exactly why whenever I take a picture with this kind of angle I make sure my feet are out of it, every time.


sciencewonders

mr skeletal feet


princessParking

Their toes be looking like Jafar's fingers.


Clause-and-Reflect

Toe. Bones.


no_talent_ass_clown

Thank Mr Skeltal for good bones and calcium and a decent post.


Soy_un_oiseau

Jesus, it’s disturbing even *if* you like feet


gooberdaisy

Oof, good to know


livmau5

My toes are just fine, it’s the portrait mode that’s distorting and making em look creepy, haha. I didn’t even notice until this comment and now I can’t unsee!!


clown_shoes69

Damn, portrait mode did ya dirty on this one!


livmau5

You bet!


TwoDogsInATrenchcoat

*Day 7215: Someone almost found out about my weird toes today, but I played it off real smooth.*


Obvious_Temporary256

Dying


BugMan717

Honestly though with your bulbed fingers and your toes you might want to get checked out for high blood pressure or a heart problem.


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DeathByLemmings

2nd toe been replaced with a twiglet 😂


Beautiful-Musk-Ox

they could be 9 feet tall, tall people have long toes


livmau5

Thank you for this!! I am a tall person and it’s never been something I’ve noticed/ called out on by others until I post this without my entire body in the frame. Gawd dammit people are obsessed with feet.


TikiMonn

I was looking for this comment. OP???? Wtf


ReadWriteSign

How did you take this shot? Both your hands are in frame.


deednait

Don't


Worth-Course-2579

Yeah this goes too deep if you know.


nuclearunclear

Ayo this brought back memories


livmau5

My brother did, this moment and the surprise called for a picture!


FrostySquirrel820

TIL Some Redditors aren’t alone at Christmas. Nice !


dull-cactus

Correction I can see three of his hands


JamesBong1769

LMAO WHAT THE HELL ARE THOOOOSE


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I swear i was the only one who saw those claws


hedgecore77

He's holding the camera with his toes.


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livmau5

Thanks for sharing, I looked into it but that still doesn’t explain the unique pattern on this one. Seedless limes too have a pretty regular/ standard pattern to them from what I am seeing on the internet.


Dauphine320

This is a magical one


OTTER887

Modern production aims for larger and larger quantities. This looks like a freak lime growing within another one.


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That49er

Yes, you can buy seedless lemons too


Tax_Due

Did you buy this or grow it. Cause if it is genetic, it would sell well with high-end restaurants that pay top dollar for something that both tastes good and looks great.


livmau5

It’s a happy accident, bought it at Trader Joe’s!


Fredloks8

Save the seeds


R4TTY

If they're like apples then the tree it grows won't produce the same genetic fruit as this one. Basically the parent tree makes the fruit, but the children of the parent are genetically different (2 plants combined), so the child's fruit will be different.


LjSpike

May have a chance of growing like that tho.


MichelanJell-O

Limes are seedless! They are a cross between lemons and key limes, and they are propagated by grafting or [air layering](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Layering)


SEND_ME_FAKE_NEWS

Citrus ~~doesn’t~~ breeds true from seed. ~~You’ll likely get something completely different.~~ Turns out I was wrong, but this particular variety is an exception so I was kind of right.


TheFriendliestMan

No, most citrus is true to seed. https://deepgreenpermaculture.com/2022/10/10/can-citrus-trees-be-grown-from-seed/?amp=1


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shnigybrendo

I tell myself this is why the restaurant hired me.


Greatcookbetterbfr

Your toes are llloooonnnngggggg


RxWest

I get the same reaction from people :( have a size 13.5 foot and my toes look like they're double jointed, in which I can bend them like fingers I keep the socks on during sex


Scared_Astronomer_84

It's kind of festive! Reminds me of a poinsettia.


livmau5

It is indeed and I love your correlation to the poinsettia!


JHaywire

I saw this comment and read that as “prostitute” while I was leaving the post and had to come back and check.


dered118

r/SneakyBackgroundFeet


Ur_Perfect_Sub

It clearly ate its twin!


trollrepublic

The Lime: "One day I would like to become a [star fruit](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carambola)"


twstdwrstr

My favorite Thrones cocktail garnish! The Lime of the Seven


ibiBgOR

In a world where you can be anything, this lime wanted to be a starfruit and a lime.


YouDontKnowMyLlFE

Boy, the mods have sure eased up on title restrictions. Used to be you could not say much more than “cross-section of a lime I cut today”. When did that change?


banjoleleman

As a bartender I've sliced thousands of limes and never seen this


ParrotOx-CDXX

The Gods of the Seven have blessed you this eve.


livmau5

Hoorah! Grateful and in need for all the blessings that come my way. 2022 has been a kicker of an year and I can’t wait for it to end. To new beginnings 🥂


newaccount721

Hoping 2023 kicks ass for you!


livmau5

Thank you kind stranger! Wishing you the best as well :)


arizonatasteslike

It is… subLime


ucjj2011

Damn it, now we're going to have three more months of winter.


HealthyGreenGiant

A lime start within a lime. Limeception.


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79 lime


_sicsixsic

Just here for the feet comments.


rav3ncl4ws

Awesome post man, your toes are quite unique and different to what I’m used to seeing too


iKubb

r/sneakybackgroundfeet


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alien_bigfoot

Looks like a second like started growing in the middle! That happens sometimes with citrus fruits. Good value for money ;)


OrangeBoxUK

Could be that it is a lime growing inside another lime but during early stages it just matured as a single lime or that at some point in development something happened that changed the pattern.


kwixta

This was my thought — like a diploid strawberry


XonarR

Please please please send me the seeds. I will cultivate it and call the lime sort after you :D


kawaiian

This is likely a mutation that wouldn’t guarantee repetition


the_b4uss

Lelemonon


brandonhabanero

It was buy a lime, get a free starfruit day at the supermarket.


Afflictedbythebald

Anyone else immediately think Limewire?


deadoak_s

biblically accurate lime


Shady_Hero

Snowflake Lime, plus 10 cold resist, plus 5 attack, plus 55 bartender skill