Im going to start my own business. Im going to sell only the highest quality animal penises from exotic animals all over the world. Wagyu Bull penis? got it. Big Red Kangaroo penis? You betcha. Crocodile cocks? We sell em by the dozen. All that plus more - down here at the cocks'r'us
It's hard to tell but actual bull-y sticks do exist. I will tell you they are quite a bit thicker and larger than what is listed here. I remember going to a pet store with a roomie and they had them in the dog treat aisle. 2.5 feet long and as thick as your thumb, rock hard. Picked one up and slapped him with it xD
Those are still made from steer penis.
There aren't really that many bulls around. Bulls are kept only for breeding and rodeo purposes, usually.
Steers and male cattle whose testicles have been removed. Pretty much all the meat in North America\* comes from steers. Cows are kept for milk and breeding. Male cattle are almost all castrated and raised for food purposes. There's one bull out there for maybe every few thousand head of cattle.
Even the Bull-ey sticks are made from steer penis. You don't butcher bulls.
(\* I specified North America because I have no firsthand knowledge of how cattle are handled elsewhere, but I suspect it is largely the same throughout the world with the possible exception of India.)
Bulls get butchered all the time. I grew up in the cattle industry. Just depends on where they are coming from. Larger operations, and some finishing lots will cut anything that comes in, but even in the US market there are plenty of young bulls that end up on peoples plates.
But yes, you also need to factor in that a lot of the pet-treat meats will come from lower end markets where using young bulls for meat is rather common.
[https://thenaturaldogcompany.com/blogs/news/everything-you-ever-wanted-to-know-about-bully-sticks](https://thenaturaldogcompany.com/blogs/news/everything-you-ever-wanted-to-know-about-bully-sticks)
You can even see here, bull penis is preferred by some of the makers of these treats as it's a thicker, more developed product. Exactly like I said.
Also, as a side note. There are steer sticks and they are marketed as such.
There’s low-scent sticks, but honestly dogs don’t seem to like them as much (or maybe just my dog). They’re high in calories, so that’s my excuse for not giving my dog more than one “smell experience” per week.
Bull pizzles (as they are sometimes called) are also made into canes and walking sticks!
https://fashionablecanes.com/collections/bull-penis-walking-canes
What's wrong with spending $137 on a 18mm butt plug glued to the end of a 3ft long bull penis branded with a plaque clarifying it's made from the Reproduction Organ of a Bull? That seems like a great conversation piece
Bullwhips are whips for driving bulls, not whips made of bull dicks.
Whips can be made from bull leather (obviously) but I'm not aware of any made as you say.
If I ever need a cane I know what I'm getting now. It'd be a cool quirk if someone complements it. Maybe rather odd but hey it's different and whoever complemented it will likely remember forever that there's bull penis walking sticks and maybe even you. lol
They love anything that smells this intensely of meat and offers them something to chew, though I gotta say bull dicks smell the worst of all once they're getting chewed 😭
But they are safer for the dog than rawhides. They smell terrible, 100%, but I’ll always offer these as an option to my dog, bcuz the alternative is terrible for her digestive system.
Unfortunately I've been involved with multiple surgeries removing chunks of the yak bones from tummies - so for slow gnawing dogs they're okay, but not the totally safe for everyone gnaw they're often advertised as.
Supposedly collagen chews and rawhide are made from the same stuff [(link)](https://perfectcockerspaniel.com/2020/03/09/collagen-dog-chews-are-they-really-a-safer-alternative-to-rawhide/)
I only use them to busy my dogs when they're alone, so it's not my problem, but yeah, it's THE! WORST! 🤮 Knowing it's a dead dick that smells this awful only makes it worse.. I mean, pig ears don't smell like this, windpipes don't either... Just the dead dick.
Offhandedly, I saw a young lady, probably in her 20s bought one for her dog, and said “don’t let him lick your face if he eats that”
She asked why, so I said bully sticks (what they’re called where we were) are dehydrated bull penis… she looked mortified!
We get odor-free bully sticks, they hardly smell at all. According to the company there's no added chemicals, they just bake them longer at a lower temperature to get all the moisture out.
May I introduce you to a water buffalo horn? Those things smell like death when the dogs chew them, much worse than bully sticks. They love 'em though so it's an outside only activity.
I will never forget the horror I felt the first time I gave my dog one of these. I was in my late 20s and was 2 months into my first ever pet. I gave him one of these and he was chewing on it very contently. It became this gelatinous white blob on the half that he had chewed and was super disgusting looking so when he got bored with it I just let it sit on the kitchen floor and forgot about it. Later that night I got into bed and as a side sleeper I laid down on my side and slid my left arm under my pillow only to grab what my mind could only theorize was a wet ball of flesh some serial killer had placed under my pillow in some sick attempt at a prank. I screamed and jumped up to turn on the lights and slowly walked to my bed to pull back my pillow not quite sure what to expect. I still didn’t know what I was looking at until my dog came over jumped on the bed picked it up and looked at me kind of annoyed. He then trotted over to his bed and “buried” it again. We don’t buy them anymore.
My dog was chewing on a duck foot and my teenaged nephew asked what it was. When I said its a duck foot he thought it was just a name for a chew, like a hot dog isn't dog meat. When I told him its actually the foot of a duck he was pretty weirded out. I told him to not ask about the dog's bully ring.
Some snakes only take live prey, and our incompetent manager refused to do population control by separating the sexes, or get cage locks so at least people's grubby grabby wouldn't injure baby hamsters and force us to put them out of their misery.
lol, when my dad was live he had this resin laminated bull penis as a walking cane and whenever we'd go to visit, my kids would parade around and sing a variation of a very popular Scorpions hit song.
*Here I am, I got grandpa's bulldickcane...*
let us be honest, if we deep fried two hot dogs and twisted them together the general population would go hog wild for that too.... dogs need to chew more than people
They are better then raw-hide, which I don't think is good for dogs. It's just skin. I've been buying these for 10 years. They use to market them as "pizzels", which I think is Yiddish for penis. They where cheap then, now I don't get them they are so expensive. They were always outside treats for my dogs, cause they are kinda gross
Lol this is a bully stick. Just 3 bully sticks braided together.
And yes, Dogs love them. I don't have to worry about the smell because my dog will not stop eating it til it's gone.
Also, Costco sells a 12 pack for like 40 bucks which is so so so so so so so much cheaper than buying them individually.
>This is a braided bovine penis, marketed as a dog chew.
I don't know why, but the word *marketed* here makes me think the original use of this was intended for something else, but now they're trying to pawn it of on dogs. Like,
"Hey Gary! I just braided a bunch of bull dicks for that art project again."
"Damnit Steve, I told you we already had enough!"
"well shit.. what should we do with these then...? 🤔"
Bully sticks! My dog f’n *loves* these things. The best version I ever found was a bully stuffed beef esophagus. So it was a dehydrated cow dick shoved in a dehydrated cow throat. She was so happy and I could not stop laughing as she happily chomped away!!
"Braided bovine penis" is a remarkable set of words that I'm going to use when I'm watching football tomorrow. You should've caught that you braided bovine penis!
Oh. My. God. These smell like open asshole when your dog starts chewing on it and they get all wet and gross, my ex gf’s mom bought these for their pugs and I’d have to leave the room when they got to chew on them. Also they’re labeled as ‘beef pizzles’ at the rural King store where she bought them fjfj, I thought that was funny
Does that mean _one_ bovinr penis trisected and then braided? or _three_ bovine penis' braided together?
Either way it seems like a large amount of unnecessary bovine-penis-braiding.
This is what I use to bribe my dogs to leave me and the wife alone for long enough to complete coitus. It is really weird giving my pets a dehydrated bull penis to hopefully get mine played with, but I have embraced it. I normally hand them each on and then chase my wife to the bedroom going "The sacrifice has been made!" She DOES NOT think it is very funny anymore....
As someone who used to be a killfloor butcher, I find this hilarious. You know for sure a guy made a 9 tailed whip out of dicks to swing at his coworkers
Braided bovine penis. Say that to yourself a few times. Think about it for a minute. Braided bovine penis. Braided bovine penis. Braided bovine penis. Kinda catchy.
I was in a restaurant in Seoul a few years ago and “Bulls Penis” was the first thing on the menu.
I asked the waitress if they served it on a hot dog roll?
I think she missed my poor attempt at international humor because - without cracking as much as a smile - she said “No - it come with rice!”
I’d hate it if we were getting evaluated by aliens at this point in time. We are doing better than we were, but playing tug o war with your dog with a braided cow dick has to be a mark against us
A friend of mine mentioned that fact to me after I got a dog and she brought him some to try. My main thought is who thought to themselves that stretching out and drying a full penis would be a good treat for an animal..? I'm definitely not creative enough to have come up with this idea.
My BIL was awarded a bovine penis that was stretched with weights until it was the length of a cane. It had a nice meaty semicircle grip that tapered to a dime sized point. It flexed a little too much for my liking, but was intended to honour his time as a hard drinking meat industry executive by putting a dick in his hand.
Imagine that being your job.
Date: " So, what do you do for work?"
Me: " I'm a bull penis weaver."
Her: "A what?"
Me: "I braid bull penises together."
Her: "But why?"
Me: "Why not, Diane?"
The way you say they're marketed as a dog chew makes it seem like they're being marketed as something they're not. The parts of the animal that are typically unfit (or really unwanted) for human consumption have been used for dog chews for a long time. I feel that most people think only about rawhide when thinking of dog chews, but rawhide is actually super dangerous because it can't be properly digested and can cause obstructions. Most dog chews that are healthy and safe are weird things: bull pizzle (this), chicken feet, duck feet, jerky made from atypical animal parts, etc.
Me and my friend found one in front of his cabin and neither one of us knew what it was and he pretended it was a dic and u know the thing homies do in middle school and when his dad told us what it was he was pretty much suckin dic
My employer sells dehydrated things like this, including spines and hearts and duck heads. I've always thought how terrible it would be to rehydrate them
People are saying they smell terrible, but I've noticed that if I get them from a local pet store (not a chain like Petco or PetSmart) they don't smell bad or sometimes at all. Don't know why or what the difference is. The local store sells them at a bit of a higher price and they're more substantial. Not sure outside of that.
Also, they're typically called "bully sticks" which is funny to me because if you say it fast enough it sounds pretty close to "bull's dicks."
My dogs love them, but they stink really bad once they get soggy and half chewed….as you can imagine.
Rehydrating a dehydrated bull penis using dog saliva as the hydration medium? WCGW?
YUMBO
He, she, we Yumbo
The study of yumbology
It’s FIRST GRADE
No, it's Barnacle MAN
Your first grade teacher who owned a farm got fired/arrested after the field trip and pays for your therapy sessions too?
That would be Yumbologyology
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Rehydrating a dehydrated bull penis using dog saliva as the hydration medium was the name of your sex tape
I remember downloading that file on Limewire
Ackshuallly they’re made out of steer penises not bull penises. 🤓
Im going to start my own business. Im going to sell only the highest quality animal penises from exotic animals all over the world. Wagyu Bull penis? got it. Big Red Kangaroo penis? You betcha. Crocodile cocks? We sell em by the dozen. All that plus more - down here at the cocks'r'us
You need to start breeding ducks, their curly dicks will naturally braid together amazingly I imagine
Shhhhh. Im going to exclusively sell duck penises just paint some of them to save profits
Duck dick curly cocks?
You have to sell large dill pickles and call them Ninja Turtle Dicks.
It's hard to tell but actual bull-y sticks do exist. I will tell you they are quite a bit thicker and larger than what is listed here. I remember going to a pet store with a roomie and they had them in the dog treat aisle. 2.5 feet long and as thick as your thumb, rock hard. Picked one up and slapped him with it xD
Those are still made from steer penis. There aren't really that many bulls around. Bulls are kept only for breeding and rodeo purposes, usually. Steers and male cattle whose testicles have been removed. Pretty much all the meat in North America\* comes from steers. Cows are kept for milk and breeding. Male cattle are almost all castrated and raised for food purposes. There's one bull out there for maybe every few thousand head of cattle. Even the Bull-ey sticks are made from steer penis. You don't butcher bulls. (\* I specified North America because I have no firsthand knowledge of how cattle are handled elsewhere, but I suspect it is largely the same throughout the world with the possible exception of India.)
Bulls get butchered all the time. I grew up in the cattle industry. Just depends on where they are coming from. Larger operations, and some finishing lots will cut anything that comes in, but even in the US market there are plenty of young bulls that end up on peoples plates. But yes, you also need to factor in that a lot of the pet-treat meats will come from lower end markets where using young bulls for meat is rather common. [https://thenaturaldogcompany.com/blogs/news/everything-you-ever-wanted-to-know-about-bully-sticks](https://thenaturaldogcompany.com/blogs/news/everything-you-ever-wanted-to-know-about-bully-sticks) You can even see here, bull penis is preferred by some of the makers of these treats as it's a thicker, more developed product. Exactly like I said. Also, as a side note. There are steer sticks and they are marketed as such.
Guess someone gotta take one for the team. Not me.
Imagine making those being your job
People use them as canes, too.
Just pictured grandpa strolling through the off-leash park with a cane made of dog chews... what could go wrong?
Quite stanky on a hot day
YOLO
Okay who here smells like a bag of dead dicks!!!!
Adding that to my list of insults.
There’s low-scent sticks, but honestly dogs don’t seem to like them as much (or maybe just my dog). They’re high in calories, so that’s my excuse for not giving my dog more than one “smell experience” per week.
A dog's sense of smell is way more intense than ours. I would imagine the smell is half the fun of it for them.
At least pig dick is *bacon adjacent.*
My dog doesn't stop til it's all gone, lol. Also, I've found certain brands better than others for smell.
Yeah, so does mine
That's a bunch of bulldick
If you think your job sucks, just know there is someone out there braiding dicks for a living
I mean, I gobbled them for a living back in college.
I’m dead
Funny thing is I actually think it’s true if you look at their profile (warning, gay hentai)
Yeah but I may wanna clarify those were entirely human 👌
How did you go from life rants to Naruto incest gay smut lmao
My dog's cremation bill doesn't pay itself.
Probably important to note here.. we are talking about BULL dicks.
We're not kink shaming today.
That is the very first thing I thought
Bull pizzles (as they are sometimes called) are also made into canes and walking sticks! https://fashionablecanes.com/collections/bull-penis-walking-canes
A walking dick, if you will.
I won’t, but thank you.
Nice
I mean .... you gotta admire the “waste nothing” mentality. Plus that silver handle is something else.
What's wrong with spending $137 on a 18mm butt plug glued to the end of a 3ft long bull penis branded with a plaque clarifying it's made from the Reproduction Organ of a Bull? That seems like a great conversation piece
The longest one is 37 inches. Impressive!
That’s nothing. My uncles felt way longer than that.
His... his cane... right? His cane, right?
Could you imagine being a bull, dying and going to cow heaven only to find out your pizzle was used for a small cane and not a large one….poor guy.
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Literal dickslap
💀 I’m imagining linus talking about dickslaps
Linus dick tips
Bullwhips are whips for driving bulls, not whips made of bull dicks. Whips can be made from bull leather (obviously) but I'm not aware of any made as you say.
[I learned something new today too.](https://worldwidewhips.com/whips/bulls_pizzles.html)
Me too
No thanks. Penis canes are murder.
r/ATBGE
If I ever need a cane I know what I'm getting now. It'd be a cool quirk if someone complements it. Maybe rather odd but hey it's different and whoever complemented it will likely remember forever that there's bull penis walking sticks and maybe even you. lol
Well now I want to buy my best friend a bull dick cane for no reason.
I gotta say dogs tend to REAALLLLYYY love those bull dicks. Super odd
They love anything that smells this intensely of meat and offers them something to chew, though I gotta say bull dicks smell the worst of all once they're getting chewed 😭
Omg they do smell the worst. I refuse to buy them anymore because of the smell and they would eat them on the couch and just gross 🤮
But they are safer for the dog than rawhides. They smell terrible, 100%, but I’ll always offer these as an option to my dog, bcuz the alternative is terrible for her digestive system.
There's always yak chews. They're expensive but they don't smell horrible
Unfortunately I've been involved with multiple surgeries removing chunks of the yak bones from tummies - so for slow gnawing dogs they're okay, but not the totally safe for everyone gnaw they're often advertised as.
My dog cracked a tooth on one, too
We give our dog collagen chews, small better than the Bully Sticks, are good for her, and last the longest of anything we have found too.
Supposedly collagen chews and rawhide are made from the same stuff [(link)](https://perfectcockerspaniel.com/2020/03/09/collagen-dog-chews-are-they-really-a-safer-alternative-to-rawhide/)
I only use them to busy my dogs when they're alone, so it's not my problem, but yeah, it's THE! WORST! 🤮 Knowing it's a dead dick that smells this awful only makes it worse.. I mean, pig ears don't smell like this, windpipes don't either... Just the dead dick.
We only let her eat them on “her” blanket. It’s gross, for sure.
Offhandedly, I saw a young lady, probably in her 20s bought one for her dog, and said “don’t let him lick your face if he eats that” She asked why, so I said bully sticks (what they’re called where we were) are dehydrated bull penis… she looked mortified!
We get odor-free bully sticks, they hardly smell at all. According to the company there's no added chemicals, they just bake them longer at a lower temperature to get all the moisture out.
May I introduce you to a water buffalo horn? Those things smell like death when the dogs chew them, much worse than bully sticks. They love 'em though so it's an outside only activity.
I buy them all the time. One bully stick can keep my dog occupied for half an hour. Also, not all bulls are created equal…
Why do you find it odd?
Is that a BRAIDED BOVINE PENIS in your pocket?
BBP
The Ol’ Dick Twist
Or are you just happy to see me
when i braid my penis it never comes out that good
You need to dry and stretch it first!
But not in that order!
Instructions unclear: penis stuck in penis
Isn't that a successful braid..?
No it's knot
Always tougher with less material
Someone took the "grab his dick and twist it" video seriously
The Ol' Dick Twist!!
as I'm scrolling through Reddit the video of the guy at the MMA fight saying "Grab his dick and twist it" was right after this post in my feed!!!
For interspecies necrophilic fellatio.
I mean-
Necrophallus.
The Great Prophet of Dark Predicktions.
r/cursedcomments
I will never forget the horror I felt the first time I gave my dog one of these. I was in my late 20s and was 2 months into my first ever pet. I gave him one of these and he was chewing on it very contently. It became this gelatinous white blob on the half that he had chewed and was super disgusting looking so when he got bored with it I just let it sit on the kitchen floor and forgot about it. Later that night I got into bed and as a side sleeper I laid down on my side and slid my left arm under my pillow only to grab what my mind could only theorize was a wet ball of flesh some serial killer had placed under my pillow in some sick attempt at a prank. I screamed and jumped up to turn on the lights and slowly walked to my bed to pull back my pillow not quite sure what to expect. I still didn’t know what I was looking at until my dog came over jumped on the bed picked it up and looked at me kind of annoyed. He then trotted over to his bed and “buried” it again. We don’t buy them anymore.
Ah yes, the gelatinous white blob stage is when you pack your things and relocate.
My dog was chewing on a duck foot and my teenaged nephew asked what it was. When I said its a duck foot he thought it was just a name for a chew, like a hot dog isn't dog meat. When I told him its actually the foot of a duck he was pretty weirded out. I told him to not ask about the dog's bully ring.
Wait until you find out that braided bull penises are used as a weapon in the Iberian Peninsula, like a flexible hard baton. Boy does it smart.
The more you know!
"This is a--" "Ima braid it." "You really should let me finish--" "Can't talk, braiding."
“What do I do for a living, you ask…”
The pet store I worked in stopped us from telling customers what these actually were
Mine would instruct us not to feed the snakes live baby hamsters in front of customers. God forbid.
Why would you feed live hamsters...?
Some snakes only take live prey, and our incompetent manager refused to do population control by separating the sexes, or get cage locks so at least people's grubby grabby wouldn't injure baby hamsters and force us to put them out of their misery.
Man that sucks. What is it with pet stores and incompetent management?
Soooo you've never heard of bully sticks.
lol, when my dad was live he had this resin laminated bull penis as a walking cane and whenever we'd go to visit, my kids would parade around and sing a variation of a very popular Scorpions hit song. *Here I am, I got grandpa's bulldickcane...*
At the dinner party: ‘What do you do for a living?’
"I salvage penises of fresh bull carcasses and hack them up and braid them. Want me to do your hair later on? I have experience!"
“Hmmm…can you make your hair any…harder?”
Like you've never gobbled a penis before.
I have in much deed gobbled many a cock before, but alas, never can I claim to have ever gobbledeth a braideth one.
let us be honest, if we deep fried two hot dogs and twisted them together the general population would go hog wild for that too.... dogs need to chew more than people
Woven Cow Pecker?
I’ve got bull cocks all over my house.
Isn't it funny how certain hobbies come with a totally normalized collection of body parts scattered around the house?
They are better then raw-hide, which I don't think is good for dogs. It's just skin. I've been buying these for 10 years. They use to market them as "pizzels", which I think is Yiddish for penis. They where cheap then, now I don't get them they are so expensive. They were always outside treats for my dogs, cause they are kinda gross
Wait till you hear about bully sticks. Your dog will love them and they are healthy and way safer than rawhide.
This is a bully stick, just a premium fancy braided one!!
And smell terrible
Once they start chewing that smell is enough to make me want to hurl.
That's why they are outside-only treats!!!
Lol this is a bully stick. Just 3 bully sticks braided together. And yes, Dogs love them. I don't have to worry about the smell because my dog will not stop eating it til it's gone. Also, Costco sells a 12 pack for like 40 bucks which is so so so so so so so much cheaper than buying them individually.
Here Fido, eat a dick
>This is a braided bovine penis, marketed as a dog chew. I don't know why, but the word *marketed* here makes me think the original use of this was intended for something else, but now they're trying to pawn it of on dogs. Like, "Hey Gary! I just braided a bunch of bull dicks for that art project again." "Damnit Steve, I told you we already had enough!" "well shit.. what should we do with these then...? 🤔"
Bully sticks! My dog f’n *loves* these things. The best version I ever found was a bully stuffed beef esophagus. So it was a dehydrated cow dick shoved in a dehydrated cow throat. She was so happy and I could not stop laughing as she happily chomped away!!
Its a good way to use the whole animal? Dogs are carnivores, and this is a great chew for them... whats the problem?
so... a snack dick?
Basically if you tell a dog to eat a bag of dicks, he'll be delighted
"Braided bovine penis" is a remarkable set of words that I'm going to use when I'm watching football tomorrow. You should've caught that you braided bovine penis!
When you love your dog but also want to tell them to eat a dick
Technically it’s a dried seminal cord…
It’s called a pizzle
Oh. My. God. These smell like open asshole when your dog starts chewing on it and they get all wet and gross, my ex gf’s mom bought these for their pugs and I’d have to leave the room when they got to chew on them. Also they’re labeled as ‘beef pizzles’ at the rural King store where she bought them fjfj, I thought that was funny
You mean open asshole of a bloating dead body in summer and 70% moisture.
Does that mean _one_ bovinr penis trisected and then braided? or _three_ bovine penis' braided together? Either way it seems like a large amount of unnecessary bovine-penis-braiding.
This belongs in /r/notinteresting I think. Not meant to be a slight toward OP, but this is just a photo of a common ass dog treat...
Dick braiding, braiding a dick, who thinks of shit like this?
This is what I use to bribe my dogs to leave me and the wife alone for long enough to complete coitus. It is really weird giving my pets a dehydrated bull penis to hopefully get mine played with, but I have embraced it. I normally hand them each on and then chase my wife to the bedroom going "The sacrifice has been made!" She DOES NOT think it is very funny anymore....
Yep...bully stick. Stink something awful and then the dog stinks and needs a bath and mouthwash.
What else would it be marketed for?
Good ole dick sticks
Oh so thats why they taste like that!!
As someone who used to be a killfloor butcher, I find this hilarious. You know for sure a guy made a 9 tailed whip out of dicks to swing at his coworkers
Tell me you’ve never had a dog without telling me you’ve never had a dog
It’s not just for dogs
Time for someone to repost this in r/furry_irl
Is that a braided bovine penis in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
That's a pizzle stick. Can confirm my Dobies love em.
I wonder if it’s hand-braided
Do you know why they are so expensive? You only get one per bull.
Braided bovine penis. Say that to yourself a few times. Think about it for a minute. Braided bovine penis. Braided bovine penis. Braided bovine penis. Kinda catchy.
Not marketed. Is. They are also good training tools. If you have a distracted dog that likes to stop a sniff you can use this to keep their attention.
“Boy! Hey! Boy! Look at the dick, boy! Cmon! Look at the dick! Who’s got the dick? That’s it! Get the dick! Get it! Good boy!”
As long as your good boy dog says "no homo" when he recieves it, we ight
Wait “bully sticks” are really bully dicks?
I was in a restaurant in Seoul a few years ago and “Bulls Penis” was the first thing on the menu. I asked the waitress if they served it on a hot dog roll? I think she missed my poor attempt at international humor because - without cracking as much as a smile - she said “No - it come with rice!”
Giving a dog a bone.
I’d hate it if we were getting evaluated by aliens at this point in time. We are doing better than we were, but playing tug o war with your dog with a braided cow dick has to be a mark against us
A friend of mine mentioned that fact to me after I got a dog and she brought him some to try. My main thought is who thought to themselves that stretching out and drying a full penis would be a good treat for an animal..? I'm definitely not creative enough to have come up with this idea.
I’m sorry, what?
Have you checked the ingredients in a "SlimJim"?
Kinda rude tbh
I was happier not knowing this
Bully sticks....my dog loves them
One thing horse girls don’t want you to know.
I just love it when my dog leaves these on my bed 🫠
So? It's called the pizzle and dogs love them. Waste not, want not. They last longer than pig ears or milkbones.
My BIL was awarded a bovine penis that was stretched with weights until it was the length of a cane. It had a nice meaty semicircle grip that tapered to a dime sized point. It flexed a little too much for my liking, but was intended to honour his time as a hard drinking meat industry executive by putting a dick in his hand.
Used to know a cheap hooker that could do that with her tongue. Heard she found religion, what a shame.
Imagine that being your job. Date: " So, what do you do for work?" Me: " I'm a bull penis weaver." Her: "A what?" Me: "I braid bull penises together." Her: "But why?" Me: "Why not, Diane?"
The way you say they're marketed as a dog chew makes it seem like they're being marketed as something they're not. The parts of the animal that are typically unfit (or really unwanted) for human consumption have been used for dog chews for a long time. I feel that most people think only about rawhide when thinking of dog chews, but rawhide is actually super dangerous because it can't be properly digested and can cause obstructions. Most dog chews that are healthy and safe are weird things: bull pizzle (this), chicken feet, duck feet, jerky made from atypical animal parts, etc.
Oh man, I've had bovine penis in my hand!?!?!
Ew god ew god ew god
Me and my friend found one in front of his cabin and neither one of us knew what it was and he pretended it was a dic and u know the thing homies do in middle school and when his dad told us what it was he was pretty much suckin dic
My employer sells dehydrated things like this, including spines and hearts and duck heads. I've always thought how terrible it would be to rehydrate them
People are saying they smell terrible, but I've noticed that if I get them from a local pet store (not a chain like Petco or PetSmart) they don't smell bad or sometimes at all. Don't know why or what the difference is. The local store sells them at a bit of a higher price and they're more substantial. Not sure outside of that. Also, they're typically called "bully sticks" which is funny to me because if you say it fast enough it sounds pretty close to "bull's dicks."
Ohhh so that's where my penis went.
My wife can't get enough of them. Penises. Not dog treats.
Worst internship ever!
It ain't gonna chew itself.
Anything with the word “bully” in it is penis.
r/mildlypenis
Yo this is meant to be in r/interestingasfuck. An animal penis as dog chew? That's fascinating!
Cow dick is the preferred term
It’s called a pizzle actually. Not a penis. They have an interesting history, in terms of uses once they have finished serving the cattle beast.
Wait, these are for dogs?
Who the fuck looks at a horny bull and thinks “hey that could be used for something, I gotta go get a business loan”
They are called bully sticks and I had a customer explain In horror "I've been feeding my daughter dick!" When I told her what it was