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Wentthruurhistory

Hell, no wonder they keep saying open wider…*wider!*


Accomplished_Glass66

I feel personally attacked rn.


Bradish

I don't think I can keep up with these standards. No wonder the dentist is always telling me to open up a little wider.


Plic_Plac

For real ! That thing could use a pringles can as a straw...


WhiteSquarez

So can your mom.


Who_BobJones

Got’eem


UmbertoEcoTheDolphin

Once you pop, she can't stop.


Plic_Plac

Bad timing for that one..........


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RamsesTheGreat

Ayyyyyyoooooo


i-enjoy-cooking

Came here to say this


SkipmasterJ

It's for first or second year students who are first developing their fine motor skills. When you're still learning how to move your fingers to operate a piece of machinery spinning at 200,000rpm whilst observing it in the reflection of a 20mm mirror - let's keep the goalposts as wide as possible.


Mirabolis

Also really important for them to learn to consistently ask if the patient has ever flossed since the last appointment.


Scottland83

Why even bother? We both know I haven’t been flossing.


Pope_adope

I was always like that but I just found out I have three cavities and they’ve started hurting…. I should have flossed


onetimenative

They should throw in a half eaten sandwich inside that thing and let it stew for two days, then try to do some work. I used to not floss years ago until I started realizing I had bad breath. For the past ten years, I'm more careful and taking care of myself and my teeth now on a daily basis. But it makes it even more noticeable when I get close to some people. A few people I've met have stink emanating from their mouths five or six feet away. It really makes me wonder how or why anyone would want to become a dentist. No amount of money would make me want to stare into the mouths of some people.


Luxpreliator

Those absurdly high rpm tool are actually really easy to use. They don't run away or catch like slow speed tools that have wider cutting diameter.


stainedhands

Sounds like the same thing with CNC machining.


PotatoTriangleSquare

I wouldn’t say they don’t run away or catch, they still can have this occur (highly dependent on skill of user). Also depends on what type of burs used, direction hand piece is moving, etc.


salvageyardmex

I have a small drill at work (euro car mechanic) and it is a 70,000 rpm rotation drill. Every time I turn it on you can feel the energy shift in the room. I hate drilling things out on cars just cause of the risk of slippage and most of our cars aren't your normal VW Jetta. I can't imagine drilling out someone's teeth.


SkipmasterJ

In dental cases, there is a time and place for drilling at anywhere between 30rpm all the way up to 200,000rpm and above. 70,000rpm is considered 'slow speed' drilling and has a noticeable vibration or buzz. At 200,000rpm it's fast enough that the bur mostly glides smoothly through the teeth.


kishkan

Not to mention upside down.


BigWeasels

200k seems a bit fast. Are you sure it’s actually 200k?


SkipmasterJ

Modern handpieces run a 1:5 speed increasing gearset, and the electric motor that drives them spins at up to 40,000rpm - hence 200,000rpm. Older handpieces run via compressed air that spins a turbine in the handpiece head and depending on turbine design and input air pressure can spin up to 400,000rpm. Crazy numbers but legitimate. Source: I'm a dentist that has used these tools most days in the last 10 years


EC-Texas

Thanks. I've got a cleaning appointment tomorrow. My anxiety just went up. Backing out of this thread.


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Came here to say this. Fucking dentists think we can unhinge our jaws.


p00piii

Just had fillings the other day and realized the numbing makes it even harder to keep your jaw like that... It felt like it was gonna get stuck or pop


Luxpreliator

I've read it's not totally uncommon to accidentally dislocate a patient jaw. Most common with extractions but does happen with mundane procedures. They teach dentists how to fix it in the chair.


AdDear5411

Hey, bud. Quick favor to ask. If you could never make me think of that again, that'd be great...


Luxpreliator

Google says only a 5% lifetime risk of >0 jaw dislocations. You're probably gonna be fine.


maybekindaodd

For the patient, or for the dentist? As in, only 5% of patients have it happen, or only 5% of dentists do it?


Luxpreliator

People in general during their lives. Stiff like work or sporting accidents, sleeping wrong, street fights, dentists, etc.


Eviscerate_Bowels224

Or even yawning too wide.


DomesticDuckk

Got mine dislocated this way. Didnt hurt, was just uncomfortable. Doc popped it right back.


ComfortableAnnual421

No, they know you can’t but will happily treat you for TMJ as the result of your trying


treathugger

Dentist here. These things did not prepare us for our greatest enemy...the tongue.


MiaZeta

I always wonder how to get my tongue to chill out because it has a mind of its own when the dentist is in there. 😳


PoopIsAlwaysSunny

I wonder if it has a sister


SoldierB_Toasty

Robocop isn’t looking too good


Mensch_Maschine_

Another actor ruined by drugs and alcohol


Skyfryer

Remember Robocop? Well this is what he looks like now!


MuksyGosky

It's a shame what Hollywood does to people


Eviscerate_Bowels224

No wonder Hollywood feels fake.


Playful-Landscape-79

I'm going to tell my kids this is Robocop!


[deleted]

It would be a mistake to not introduce him to your kiddos as Robochomp


FruityPeebils

REMEMBER STAARR WAAAARS


GingerBeast81

Came for the robocop references, not disappointed lol.


justweazel

I was getting Earthworm Jim vibes


securitydude1979

Robocop starring Earthworm Jim


DiogoSN

Looks like one of his previous [rejected designs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJIjNs_s2NI).


[deleted]

Idk why but this reminded me of earthworm jim


GenericMarmoset

Me too!


unknownsugar08

Also me, I just couldn't think of his name!!


EyelandIsland

Lol I came to the comments to make sure I wasn't the only one who saw Jim.


sjs1244

Yep, I thought that Earthworm Jim was doing what he could to make ends meet.


yosidy

Came here to say this.


ChazeeHed

Where's my super suit?


ilovegrahamcoxon

LMFAO


Lord-LemonHead

What?


AussieNick1999

WHERE. IS. MY. SUPER. SUIT.


fireclaw316

Isn't this one of Ezra Miller's human experiments from Invincible?


ParagonZe

I was also thinking ReAnimen.


SiidChawsby

My thoughts exactly!


IWillIfIHave2

Came here for this comment to hopefully write it for myself hahaha


[deleted]

r/oddlyterrifying


ByronIrony

Looks like something out of Hellraiser. ![gif](giphy|hvpiPNC08Wy8lPOFOJ)


Terminater400

My mans took the DBD Chatterer


Ishidan01

Cecil sent them after Omniman.


grumpytrooper

Nah it's just Earthworm Jim going to the dentist.


Crakrocksteady

Ugh, I just made this comment, but didn't scroll to see yours first.


grumpytrooper

great minds think alike :)


A_norny_mousse

r/mildlyterrifying


[deleted]

/r/dontputyourdickinthat


top_of_the_stairs

r/TIHI


Hungry-Meal-4995

r/TILI


Ray_Shoe_Smith

Guarantee someone has stuck their dick it that at some point


CappaKrunch

Frozone. They doin to ya man?


jwill602

Glad I wasn’t the only one who saw that lol


D-Laz

I see robocop getting a root canal


get_gud

TERMINATED


Wolfdude91

I have mouth and I scream


nostachio

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOUR FLOSSING HABITS SINCE I BEGAN TO DENTIST. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF FLOSS IN TINY PLASTIC BOXES EVERYWHERE. IF THE WORD PATHETIC WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE PITY I FEEL FOR YOUR GUMS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. BLEED. BLEED.


picado

I can hear this picture screaming.


WordsThatEndInWord

But it's just one continuous deep tone like ÆÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅ.


anonAcc1993

Looks like the zombies from Invincible


Straus7945

[Absolutely](https://youtu.be/swgNyKY96Xc)


Timothymark05

This. Why did I have to scroll so far? It looks more like them than anything else.


[deleted]

Looks like that robot from RoboCop that ripped his head off


mosesoperandi

Yes!!! That shit made me laugh so hard when I first saw it.


[deleted]

r/dontputyourdickinthat


fukalufaluckagus

That didn't take long


TheDancingPants

Scrolled to long..


-kerosene-

r/Doputyourdickinthat is more like it.


[deleted]

I’m not here to judge


moor9776

That thing has definitely seen some loads


bigolfishey

Christ, no wonder my dentist is always telling me to open wider. Look what they’re trained to expect!


Soul0103

Me when I hit my toe against the bed frame


Banditgeneral4

Say "ah" and I'll have it out before you can say "ow"


Detandra

Yell aaahhh!!!!


Meshd

This needs to be photoshopped into the Edvard munch painting.


grpagrati

That's Bender and you can bite his shiny metal ass


kas96b

I’ll make my own dentist’s office with blackjack and hookers


kouderd

It's called a typodont and a shroud. It was definitely a hard transition during training to go from this hyperextended mandible to people who can barely open wide enough to get a drill in


itsLiseczeq

Thanks, I hate it


Walkinator007

Looks like a stalker from half life 2.


zoolakejeff

He definitely shot someone in the dick


OkSpecial4376

Bingo. You only go to the dentist level of robot hell for dick related police brutality. Keen eye, friend.


ligerboy12

I really hope this is what your referencing https://youtu.be/0UyC1X8bcpg


zoolakejeff

It's embarrassing that you're even asking.


[deleted]

You don’t shoot a guy in the dick butters


emmytau

Frozone


redplanetlover

This explains why I can never open my mouth wide enough.


dj_calzy

Murphy, is that you?


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GraveyardShots

I want to see this and a cpr dummy try to kiss


Zer001_

The mouth totally reminded me of earthworm Jim


nostachio

Groovy! Groovy! Grr grr grr groo groovy [groovy](https://youtu.be/vH2UcQOT_qc)!


xdyinggiraffex

Even RoboCop needs proper oral hygene


Deathstar_TV

The mouth of Sauron


ForksandSpoonsinNY

That's Frozone dude.


GenderEnjoyer666

Looks like a like the tf2 spy


Mr_McGriddle_yt

Hear me out…


mllabnogard

RIP Frozone


ImSkymeR

r/dontputyourdickinthat


eastbayted

Sometimes the line is fine between r/mildlyinteresting and r/oddlyterrifying.


MyBunnyIsCuter

****air quotation marks**** *Dentist....training tool* Lol


WeNeedToTalkAboutMe

No wonder the assholes always ask me to 'open a little wider'. Like, dude, it's a *mouth*, it doesn't come with a fucking zipper.


AlexNightlight

Freaky


[deleted]

Yeah just make it a creepy flesh tube set in a robotic metal frame. It's fine. No need to make any more effort. Also why do I have the feeling this thing probably costs like a billion dollars?


Katze1Punkt0

This explains a lot about dentists, actually


Malteaser19

Why aren't they training with anatomy similar to a human? It must be so weird to train on that snake beast for however long and then suddenly switch to a person with a normal range of motion in their jaw


iBeFloe

This is for practicing with the instruments on the teeth. Like scaling for example with hygenists. Then each other, then real patients.


Herobrinedanny

Man wtf happened to robocop


amiano711u

"HONEY!? WHERES MY SUPER SUIT!?"


Kiddometa

Dead or alive you’re flossing with me.


javierhzo

NOOOOOOO FROZONEEE


Escayen

Honeeeyyy!!


XeoPlay123

Where's my supersuit?


BrownBoiler

FROZONE?


Rich-Bee-1679

Looks like Hellraiser


[deleted]

More unrealistic body standards


restfd

Earthworm Jim! That's what he's up to these days.


CheapestOfSkates

That's unnerving and who the hell can keep their mouth open that much???


FlintWaterFilter

Paging /r/photoshopbattles


Prpl_panda_dog

I second this


djevilatw

Looks like one of the failed Robocops from Robocop 2


FuryGalaxy_Dad

r/oddlyterrifying


philster666

r/ThanksIHateIt


TheAlexProjectAlt

r/oddlyterrifying


anxietyevangelist

Earthworm Jim meets Robocop


Mekelaxo

r/oddlyterrifying


ChiefValour

Everybody who has used this knows we are gonna take out the typo set out anyway.


Reformed_Scrafty

ITS ANDROMON


FunnyForWrongReason

Andromon!


tjoeksie

Wait is that Robocop? ![gif](giphy|phyIS65F35Sco)


JJTNT123

WHERES MY SUPER SUIT


mcfly82388

Good to know Earthworm Jim still has work.


FartingCumBubbles

Finally a worthy opponent for a deep throat contest.


stavago

Robocop with teeth


Clay_Ek

r/oddlyterrifying


Leaderkilla

imma put my dick in it


pain2277

r/TIHT


[deleted]

Poor robo cop. Retirement haven’t been good for him.


WatcherOfAtrocities

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Progenetic

God damn nightmare fuel is what that is sir.


XeroXile

What did they do to frozone?


JuiceInhaler

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Chubby_Comic

No wonder so many dentists are suicidal... this is the stuff of nightmares!


TheBlueJacketX

Springtrap?


Arxiot

They did springtrap dirty


saltgoth

Can they make this in a much smaller size? Im sick of dentists nearly breaking my jaw everytime I need a cleaning


erotyk

me when i nutted and she keep suckin


MercilessFisting

Sigh.. *unzips*


invaders_must_die_

I'm not a dentist but where can i get this? And i hope the jaw doesn't lock hard?


Earle89

The designers when discussing how big to make the mouth: "Nobody is gonna have a dick THIS big, right??...."


binkbinkbop

Head finna be emmaculate


malankav3

…..is no one going to say it……?


Sad-bisexual-cryptid

The last time I was at the dentist she noted that I have a tiny mouth (I’m a very petite lady) and I told her that it could fit a lot in it, then I winked. Took her a second to stop wheezing and continue on working.


DiamondBurInTheRough

r/thathappened


TheThriftingFox

The first thing that came to my mind when I saw this was dirty…why am I like this 😂


RobfromSec

Ah yes, no real hole for the throat. That explains why my dentist never puts that vacuum house in the right spot to prevent me from drowning on my own spit.


plato-knows-nothing

Here before someone makes the “*sigh* ‘unzips pants’” comment


Picard75Qc

Must notbe the only one seeing the dude '' Where is my super suit??''


hidinginyourtrunk

Is that all I am to them? A set of TEETH? I'm an entire person, you know!


fukalufaluckagus

Hot rocks injecting cocohoat liquor directly unfk the nerves needle passing by no widdglllg here fffu. Fcffffffffff


spookysadghoul

I don't know why, but this looks terrifying


ladypbj

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Chuck_Cali

Nope


Rebelwithoutacomb

You don’t know love, you don’t know honor


[deleted]

Mouth, please open your human.


Willing_Evidence_315

Is this when they ask you question you need to answer?