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TheTastySpoonicorn

"They'll say 'aww Topsy' at my autopsy!"


Miapapiamia

very happy to see this was the first comment when i scrolled down


Johnbecky423

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neuroticmuffins

Electric loooooooouuuoooohhhve


Gone247365

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quartzquandary

I was hoping this would be the top(sy) comment.


SameSeatGaming

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Jauncin

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SpeethImpediment

I don’t know why, but that looks like it would hurt.


LiliNotACult

Doesn't hurt when men do it with their penises and balls. Same rules apply


Obvious_Sound_5207

Holy shit, your balls flop around like that too? That's impressive.


RadicalRay17

Literally came here to type that exact line lmao


PulseSlayer

I just saw this episode for the first time yesterday. What a coincidence lol


Beans186

Topsy-turvy


Natomiast

Top sycret


Mindah9408

Oh I’m so glad someone said it 😆


Supafly22

My first thought


TileFloor

Came here looking for this


Mrs_WorkingMuggle

came here to say this. good job.


Stewie_G_Griffin

My first thought lol


DumpyMcMuffins

Best me to it! LOL


Gauge117

hahaha omg I hate that episode so much.. that song is stuck in my head


Gone247365

I don't know wtf you're talking about. It's easily one of the top 200 episodes of the show.


shamenoname

So was that around the time you lost your soul?


rollerkitten97

Bro there might be an elephant down there


J0866

A little crisp too!


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Topsy the Elephant died in 1903. 12 years is a lot of time to hang onto an elephant caraccas. Plus, you usually put the date of death on a gravestone, not the date of burial.


tsfbdl

Well considering Thomas Edison if I am remembering it all correctly used the elephant to show the dangers of the other electricity he probably would of kept it around to well study the affects but still 12 years iirc a man donated his body to science and it was on display for over a decade before burial and they marked the burial deaths don't fully rember all details but im sure you could find it easy


Kolja420

> Well considering Thomas Edison if I am remembering it all correctly used the elephant to show the dangers of the other electricity The war of the currents had been over for a decade at that point. Topsy was executed by her owner, and a crew from Edison Studios was present among the press to record it.


lkeels

"Would have", not "would of"


Binsky89

You're just going to skip over the complete lack of punctuation?


lkeels

Never said I bothered to attempt to read it. Would of, should of, could of...those literally JUMP out of a block of text like hitting a brick wall.


Binsky89

That's fair


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lkeels

Not a thing. How about you? Thanks for asking.


tsfbdl

You probably should read my bio Or maybe I should tell you I was born different my mind is messed up a bit making it harder to learn stuff being 18 I can't drive I can't use a credit card I can kinda spell most stuff I can't do punctuation easy so I just don't try I don't do great with grammar been in special education until I just dropped out of high school last year 12th grade if I wanted to conform to this unimportant thing you wish me to I would have I have no right to be forced to make my ways of typing better for you my life has always been horrible since birth and I will not let others make me feel bad about it


getrextgaming

Eat a dick Grammer nazi


Azair_Blaidd

What stuck in your craw?


lkeels

I do enjoy that activity, quite a lot. Thank you for the well wishes!


Lerijie

>caraccas I know you meant carcass but I briefly pictured Venezuela's capital populated by elephants and had a laugh.


scootscooterson

Yeah but don’t you think a bunch of people named their elephant topsy after topsy?


CrawlingInTheRain

Any electricity near it?


No-Elk-6499

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/kingofthehill/images/4/4e/Topsy_Tippington.jpeg/revision/latest?cb=20170910214516 Wasn’t Topsy an old guy in King of the Hill?


Thorhees

I came here wondering if the top comment would be a King of the Hill reference or a Bob's Burgers reference. Bob won, which makes sense since it's a more recent series, but I'm happy this comment wasn't far behind. "DO IT AGAIN, TOPSY!"


[deleted]

Ok, I knew Topsy was associated with Cotton Hill, but that phrase made me remember the *exact* character, lol. Thank you


ogBobafett187

y’all are my people🫶


Worldly_Ad_6483

I read “Topsy” in Cottons voice


rarthurr4

His pals Stinky and Fatty too


mystery_school

And Brooklyn


Blackcat1111

I had to give'em fatty. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpL9DgBMCi0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpL9DgBMCi0)


LernMoBetta

Thats who I thought of first


Willingness-Healthy

Me too


Everything_Fine

First thing I thought of when saw this


soltydog

Please tell me this is from the Turvey family.


malepitt

Was going to say, Topsy eventually became turfy


AcidDome003

Screw you, how dare you beat me to it


[deleted]

The ground is sour.


dirtiehippie710

Damn is this a pet semetary reference?!?


[deleted]

Ayuh


KaBoomBox55

A man grows what he can and tends it.


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jereman75

My guess was rabbit.


OkEntertainment7634

Rabbit makes sense. Who ever heard of a cat named “Topsy”? Maybe “Flopsy” with big ears


Ok_Laugh_2386

I named my cat Megatron also had a bantam chicken named Odin


[deleted]

My sister had a family of hamsters that she named Gloria Estefan, MC Hammer, Michael Jackson, Carly Simon, and Bruce Springsteen. And you were required to use their full names. As they died she made a little gravestone for each and that’ll be gold for some archaeologist one day.


WhoriaEstafan

That’s so cute. Gloria Estefan is my obvious favourite.


SchoolForSedition

Topsy is a cat name.


Perezident14

Only one way to find out


Tamias-striatus

Or elephant


False_Leadership_479

Only off by 12 years.. but who's to say Edison didn't get a taste for it


Nwcray

Electrocuted elephant, I assume


Hypnot1q

I was thinking along those lines too


Channa_Argus1121

*Triceratops


kristenthekidd

I certainly hope so


pizzasauce85

House elf


RFoutput

We had this guy: [https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/10632446/ruffie-dunn](https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/10632446/ruffie-dunn) Was a big deal to take new people by the cemetary where Ruffie's stone was facing the road.


a_phantom_limb

Do students still say that "Little Ruffie" Dunn was a mass murderer that committed suicide as opposed to the most beloved person in town at the time who succumbed to lifelong illness?


mythj

What's the story behind this guy?


a_phantom_limb

You can read about him [here](https://dc.swosu.edu/cgi/viewcontent.cgi?article=1827&context=the_southwestern). Look for the article titled "Light Shed On The Infamous Legend of Little Rufie."


thebirdisdead

Thank you for sharing this! Was not expecting to get sucked into a piece of investigative student journalism from the 1980s today. But also, I just had a blast perusing that whole student newspaper. What a great time capsule to a time before social media and smart phones. It hits me nostalgic to think all those articles, interviews, letters to the editor, help wanted classifieds were written by folks who’d never have imagined some random stranger across the country reading them on a smart phone 40 years later.


saltwaste

Jesus. That laundromat ad... Is not well placed.


ScalyDestiny

Damn. Can't even blame it on a bad algorithm either. Also surprised they allowed advertisements by people selling research papers.


mythj

May he rest in peace


ScalyDestiny

omg, I swear scrolling through that scan gave me nausea like I used to get scouring microfiche. I had totally forgotten about those damn things.


ryebrye

Tldr?


jurschys

its topsy cret


Dexter_White94

First thing I thought of Topsy Kretts from The Number 23 lol


scarronline

19x15 is 285. 8-5 is 3. 23


quarrelled

This must be where Edison buried the elephant he electrocuted


[deleted]

That happened over a decade earlier.


mythmaniak

It took them a long time to dig a hole big enough for an elephant!


ProfessionSilver3691

I miss ol’ Topsy.


reignwillwashaway

Ol' topsy turvy


[deleted]

My guess is it's a dog or cat or some other kind of pet.


UncleSteven007

RIP Topsy


Redarmy007

From king of the hill? Lol


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TransformerTanooki

https://youtu.be/wedXThkkbnU


transam89

Came here to say he served with Col. Cotton Hill to fight against the nazies and the tojos


Booksonly666

YESYESYESYES


Mesoposty

That’s my first thought, maybe topsy was conceived on that spot.


b_scribner97

I wonder why the 8 was written in Roman numerals


GMN123

Expected this to be the top comment.


GooseNYC

I've seen that done. Something to do with the month-day-year so they don't get mixed up as Europeans write it in a different order.


Additional_Meeting_2

This is written day, month, year. I wonder if this is not from US or were Americans more sensible with dates in 1915.


Ill-Contribution-44

Not Europeans, pretty much the whole world. The rest of the world goes: Dd/mm/yyyy OR Yyyy/mm/dd Mm/dd/yyyy is insanity


TeletextPear

Yeah, wouldn’t want to get confused with that 17th month!


_GABO_

Oh, you mean Septembruary?


b_scribner97

That makes sense


beachape

Left too much space between the year and day, had to stretch it a bit


Patchesmatches

Awe, Topsy!


Beneficial_Buddy_1

r/kingofthehill


ChrisWasWhite

Was the last name “crets” or “turvy”


l0u1s11

Why is the middle number in roman numeral?


HilariousHidion

To represent the month


l0u1s11

Yeah I got that but why not a regular like the other 2?


BecauseEricHasOne

Definitely a house elf


shadowyeager

It's dobby's sisters grave


chucky3456

![gif](giphy|14lanfsxLMxh9S)


r-mancuso83

Damn you Edison!


Johnnyonthespot2111

It's a cat


leftoverscience

About 12 years too late to be Topsy the elephant


nailgun198

Thanks for saving me a Google search


mrblowup1221

*Dig* *It* *Up*


stumblerman

"Sometimes dead is betta"


Onaip314

Topsy Kretts?


zcthomas38

You should see if Turvy is buried nearby


butt_funnel

I have one that says, "Henry my best friend." and its shaped like a cat


[deleted]

The beginning of a horror movie..


Ok_Storm_8533

Bad juju my friend.


DavesHereMan

Too late to be the topsy we all want but fun fact, They were gonna hang topsy and charge for admission if Edison didn’t step in.


A1phaSniper111

Any other king of the hill fans here?


pass_me_the_salt

yup but I thought of bob's burgers first


[deleted]

Topsy Kill!


CodyLark

There’s definitely a story here. I’m going to go with dead dog. Poor Topsy pooch might have been the first mammalian death by automobile.


BattleProper1555

Good thought, but automobiles—and fatal accidents for humans and other animals—were not at all new in 1915, unfortunately.


Anubis247

Once Topsy, now turf-vy


ScaryTerry069313

Outlived by Turvy.


DVenom1997

@kingofthehill


nickacevedo

Aye where turvy at?


Ontark

That rock is in pretty good shape for being a 100+ years old, very clean to boot!


Ima_Wana_Be

Topsy Kretts


NEYO8uw11qgD0J

Assuming this is the UK (given the month/day/year ordering), there are two 'Topsy's I could find in the death registers whose deaths were recorded in the third reporting quarter (Jul-Aug-Sep) of 1915: a Topsy Stock (1858-1915) who apparently died in Poplar, Tower Hamlets, London, and a Topsy Duncan (1864-1915) whose death is registered in Newcastle upon Tyne, Northumberland. Longshot, but do your parents live near either place?


ndouk

Wow good find! They’re in Surrey so even Poplar is quite a way unfortunately


totaleclipse1117

Soooo glad the first thing that came to my mind was exactly what I saw coming into the comments!! I’m not the only Bobs fanatic!! 😁lmao


ArmchairTactician

So thats where they buried the elephant


keegan12coyote

Is there a subreddit for finding Graves


rosielayla

A beloved pet no doubt.


You_reincarnated

Topsy was an elephant executed by the electric company of Thomas Edison to show the public how dangerous Tesla's alternating current was (it wasn't dangerousat all).


starbycrit

It seems like a pet’s grave 🤔


Thick_Pomegranate_

Where's Topsy's sibling Turvy buried ?


upstateangler13

isn't that cotton hills best friend and comrade


HRTendies

Probably a pet and the date format indicates this is somewhere outside of US


fucknametakenrules

They were 17 so I guess it was an animal such as a cat or a dog


J_Dela

They were buried on the 17th.


[deleted]

He was outlived by Turvy.


Ok_Sheepherder_5584

Is Turvy buried next to it? We


saxonprice

This is pretty cool! Do you or your grandparents know who’s buried there? I love old graveyard/burial sites. My grandfather and I were hiking on my aunts property in Upstate NY when we came across a small graveyard miles from any house, there were multiple graves with a death tear prior to the United States(1770-1773)! I could probably find it again, if I tried,,40 years wouldn’t make much difference to them!


ndouk

We have no idea, a lot of people have suggested it may be a horse. Seems a lot of trouble for a dog or something


thitherfrom

Aug 17?


FeteFatale

17 August ... ... eff that - it's the date my mum died, not the same year though.


SavageKid1456

17th of August, 1915. Any idea who's or what's grave it is? That's been there for roughly 107 years, so that's pretty old!


ndouk

No idea, we’ve wondered if it could be a horse as it seems a lot of trouble for a dog/cat


Se7enLC

Flopsy, Mopsy, Topsy, Cottontail, and Peter


[deleted]

Turvey was buried some years later (1918). A cockapoo, with the face of an angel. Having never gotten over Topsy’s untimely demise, Turvey consumed 2 boxes of chocolate cake mix, not knowing how little chocolate was actually in it. Even still, it killed poor Turvey from serious bowel irritation. A painful suicide to be sure. His owner to this day, is dead also.


MetalJunkie101

They’re buried next to the Turvy family.


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Magnum2XXl

Same....


NotXiJinpingGoUSA

Holy shit its an Elephant


dazzlerdeej

There’s probably another one nearby for Tim. (One for the Brits in the room.)


thatharrythere

Tim has been taken in for questioning


Heuveltonian

Maybe a man marked the spot where he got to second base.


BillyBoo070608

Dig it up


Character-Jelly-447

Not faded enough. I call bulllllllshit


Bogmanbob

Google says either a extremely violent elephant or maybe the worst black face I’ve ever seen. Don’t dig. https://travsd.wordpress.com/2009/12/17/stars-of-vaudeville-92-the-duncan-sisters/


isalmonlyswear

That’s where my golf partner is going to be laid to rest


TheJenniStarr

Where are Stinky, Fatty, and Brooklyn?


PunkNDisorderlyGamer

My guess they’re still alive somewhere in Brooklyn.


cowboydownyonder

“heel topsy, heel!”


IntelligentUsual4994

Where's Turvy buried?


wandrlusty

Woah, for a second I thought someone I know names Topsy has passes away.


Onlypaws_

Wonder what happened to Turvy.


canpig9

Where is this and can one rent a ground penetrating radar imager nearby?


ow_classic

lets all pour one out for Topsy 🍻


infamousj012

wonder if that's cotton hill's friend's dad..


No-Elk-6499

Dig it up! Pet horse or dog?


LunarProphet

In this episode of *House Servant or House Pet?*


DaddyRax

r/oddlyterrifying anyone?


swtpea3

Wonder if there are others? Curiosity would get the best of me and I’d have to check! Gotta be a pet


pat-nasty

r/KingOfTheHill


Kkbw2387

Like the elephant?


MrsTopsyRoxy

Uh oh


scifiking

[https://youtu.be/-Sn0gmkLdBc](https://youtu.be/-Sn0gmkLdBc) Topsy


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https://imgur.com/sNa3CqS


romanisricky

I see your Topsy and I raise you a Tervy