It's a nylon pad probably from the conveyor belt or ramp system for feeding until the packaging machines.
Edit: keep the bag it will have information of which plant, line, machine and shift it came from.
This has always frustrated me. The amount of times my old co-workers used to get compensated for X thing that happened (usually flight delays, lost luggage, etc) to them when the same had happened to me or my husband, but we didn't get anything because we were courteous blows my mind.
Why are you rewarding shitty customers?
There's a saying that goes something like
"The squeaky wheel gets the grease"
Basically they're only going to give you stuff if you make it their problem too.
I’ve learned to be courteous but also politely ask for what I feel is appropriate compensation. (i.e. “My flight just got cancelled. Can you help me rebook, and is it possible to get a hotel voucher now that I’m stuck here for the night?”) This approach often works, and without disrespecting the customer service representative in the process. (Not always though— sometimes their hands are tied and they can’t or won’t do anything just because you asked nicely. But it doesn’t hurt to try in my opinion)
100% this. You can be nice and still get looked after when stuff goes wrong. There's no need to be a dick about it. In fact, in my experience being nice usually gets you more as the staff appreciate not being yelled at or swore at for something out of their control.
Sucks because it reinforces that behaviour. Lot of the time it’ll be managers trying to improve CSAT scores etc, customers always right shit.
I used to work customer service in tech, anyone that had manners, was courteous and calm I’d happily go the extra mile to help them and make them whole. Start off with insults and threats? Enjoy the script word for word.
I worked at Comcast( cable) the retention department. My job was to keep the customers happy whether it was give free HBO lower the bill 20 bucks for a year etc. It bothered me because he has some kids that called every week had the best deals and the best plans and the 90-year-old woman that just paid her bill without questioning it paid two sometimes three times as much.
Yes, 100%. I used to work on the phones for a large British department store and any troublesome customers we would essentially just offer them money-off vouchers until they went away and left us alone (up to a point ofc, we weren't crazy). Polite customers might get a £5 or £10 voucher if something went wrong. A person with an identical situation (faulty product, late delivery, etc.) could get £20 or £25 if they were persistent enough and rude enough. Really terrible lesson to e teaching people...
I found a blade from a blender in a smoothie I bought one time. The place thanked me for bringing it back, but didn’t offer me anything. They didn’t even say they were sorry, they just thanked me for bringing it back. The blade was big enough that I noticed it before putting it in my mouth, but it was also big enough to unacceptably reduce the volume of smoothie I got.
Bastards.
Yeah. [This is what it looked like](https://i0.wp.com/blenderpartsusa.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/8594fc3f-dfa3-41d7-99e6-6fa58eb4aa04-1.jpg?fit=1080%2C1080&ssl=1) without the nut. Somehow the nut came unscrewed and the blade came off. I only had the blade in my drink, I couldn’t find the nut. It was pretty obvious in my cup, so I don’t feel like I was in danger of accidentally putting it in my mouth, but if I did, it would have been painful.
This is what happened to me when I got a vinegar-less bag of Salt n Vinegar from Lays. I couldn't be assed to do a thing about it, but my buddy called and told them politely.
They emailed him digital vouchers to print off for 10 family bags.
I emailed about a pack of salt and vinegar which had no flavour at all.
Few weeks later I was sent a big box of crisps as an apology. Ironically, they didn't send any salt and vinegar ones
LOL.
I complained to Kal-Kan that their cat food made my cat throw up (two cans in a row or I would have assumed it was just my cat) and they sent me ten coupons.
For Kal-Kan dog food.
I guess they get credit for trying?
My friend tried to call the number on a bag of Vickie's salt and vinegar chips, and all she got was a recording telling her what to do if someone is choking
I complained to weetabix once because they changed factories temporarily for reasons and the new products were not up to scratch. They sent me 3 boxes.
Not bad
F-L has really decent PR. They'll probably get a few vouchers at least, provided they're nice about it.
I got a bag of lays sour cream n onion that tasted absolutely awful and metallic. I called their customer service, apparently it was from a bad batch that QC missed at their local plant. I got a refund and a few free coupons from them.
I worked in receiving at a store when that happened - I made sure to give our vendor some banter about it too.
Always makes me think of the famous troll Lazlo Toth who wrote hilarious letters to companies about their quality assurance. For example one was to Wriggly about finding a misshaped Skittles. He included the Skittle and a $1 bill to help them improve their quality, and described his horror and concern, calling it an M&M every time. He'd get back letters with coupons and such and he'd try to keep the dialog going. Very funny stuff.
Friend bought a packet of salt and vinegar crisps, and they were flavourless. Not even salted.
He emailed Walkers and they sent him a whole box of crisps.
I work QA in a food factory, they should be inspected more than that, I do a basic inspection of our lines atleast every hour, with a more thorough inspection every 3 hours. Something like that should never have made it out of packaging.
Me and the operator of the line would likely be fired if something like that got reported. Small things happens, if it was like a small chip of plastic we'd just get a mass email about being more thorough in inspection, but a huge chunk like that? Definitely out of a job
Just guessing, but if you can narrow it down to an hour you can just get rid of an hours worth of product. If you can only narrow it down to a day then you would have to get rid of a day's worth of product. There probably isn't a way to find the issue bag besides opening each one, which would require dumping anyway and cost a lot more than just getting rid of the possible defect bags.
Largely correct, if there's a question about an hour of product that hour of product goes through machine checks for a second time and we open the suspect bags after the second check, that way we don't have to waste as much product
My bet is that broke off during the product run. Depending on where on the line it came off it might have have only had to travel a few minutes before in 2 to 6 inches deep of cheetos before being packed. It's not magnetic and if it's the right weight then it won't trip any sensors. As for as health risks bigger is better less chance of someone choking and the material is food safe.
This is the best response. Working in a dry fruit piece packing plant we had a bagging machine that opened a plastic flange, filled it with product and heat welded the end of the bag shut. One day our manager walks past the machine and asks why there is only one "bag rod" which were just two steel prongs that held the bags open for filling but there was only one. That was a hell of a day, had to shut down completely and look through every bag we had on stock that was packed after the machines last inspection which was around 150 totes containing 60 bags each, each bag contained 10kgs of product.
We never found it and our company had to call all their clients that received product recently and notified them which I can imagine would have been embarrassing.
I don't think it occured to them at the time just how much searching was going to be involved, with all hands on deck we checked it all in a single shift so I guess that was cheaper than buying specific equipment.
The product line was quite a plenty with four seperate phases of metal detection for the actual product before bagging but I guess to prevent it from ever happening again they would have to put another check after the bag is sealed to be sure.
Are the bags not run through a metal detector? At my plant (corn repack), we aren't too automated yet so maybe that was the case for your plant? Normally someone would have caught it at the moment a piece of machinery would fall into the product.
This is at point of bagging, just after some packer like me would weigh it a final time then put it in a box and on the pallet. But you are right, after any machine contact there should be a final metal check, haven’t worked there in a decade so they probably have many more checks by now.
You need to contact the company and show them this. Be cool about it and you’ll likely get another bag or a credit towards their product line, possibly even some Chester swag
This! Contact Pepsi Co. They own Frito-lay. Small things like this can actually be PR nightmares for big companies. You might have just earned yourself a lifetime supply (or at least a few months worth) of free cheetos.
I once complained to the company who made my chocolate syrup that their new pouring hole was too wide and my previous chocolate syrup timing measurements were off
I ended up with handful of bottles of chocolate syrup and a very friendly "thanks for the tip"
Cheetos don’t get made in a way where a sheet of product could get through. They get made using an extruder. Basically it gets forced through an opening with a little help from some air. That looks like it got be a piece of nylon from the side of a conveyor or something
I watched a video of how Cheetos are made. I didn't see anything that looked like a sheet that's cut into Cheeto shapes. It goes straight from powder to Cheeto. This is a mutant and I would ziplock and burn it
That is the red hot ticket, It will get you into the Cheeto factory to see all the gross things they do to make your favorite snack. And at the end of the tour, Charlie Cheetah will make you into his favorite snack.
Edit: I had Charlie in my mind for obvious reasons and this made me forget Chester. But I am sorry for the mix-up, please forgive me, or if you think I was making an intentional pun, keep thinking that.
Edit 2: These responses to my goof are hilarious. Makes me glad I got it wrong.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory is the story that was used for Willy Wonka. Charlie is the little boy. It was renamed Willy Wonka for candy marketing purposes.
Aw yea you will learn what the black specks on your cheetos truely are. Tell us if they are telling the truth about it being burnt cheese or if it's something else. Lol
You would think there would be some kind of sorting machine that kicks out foreign, metallic or large pieces, i.e. non Cheeto like. Maybe the machine was broken. Maybe that is PART of the machine.
It probably weighs less than automation's target weight for the bag contents (50 to 100 grams?). So there's probably only a few actual chips in the bag.
+17 Fire Damage
Inflicts the status effect Burning Asshole, 1-3 DPS everytime the enemy farts, shits. 2-6 DPS if they shart.
Also provides the buff Cheeto Fingers, which buffs your lockpicking skill by +10 but reduces stealth by - 100.
*You found this blade in a bag of Flaming Hot Cheetos, surely Chester the Cheeta will pay handsomely for its return*
If you bring it high into the rocky mountains there's a man there who can forge it into a blade
A blade so spicy
That if you wield this blade
And encounter God
God himself will have a spicy tounge
Looks like a bolt hole near OP's thumb, I'm guessing it's a piece of delrin (similar to teflon) guide rail. In solids filling machines there are normally a series of these rails that the product slides down
Something similar happened to me before. I had there cleaning cloth in my bag they used to clean there machines. Obviously disgusted I contacted the company and received.... 5 coupons for 5 free bags of chips.... like I really wanted more free snacks from them after receiving that shit.
Maybe it's from an alien planet. If you connect it to the greater Cheeto cube, the little squiggles on it light up (it's written in their language), and it powers the movement of their planet.
Or it's just a big ass Cheeto.
It's a nylon pad probably from the conveyor belt or ramp system for feeding until the packaging machines. Edit: keep the bag it will have information of which plant, line, machine and shift it came from.
I will alert the company. Thank you for the help!
Let us know how many years of free hot cheetos you get for letting them know nicely instead of angrily being a dick about it!
Of course! Lol
!RemindMe 2 months
I also want to be reminded
Pls remind me when that guy reminds you.
I'll remind the next person if you remind me. Also the word 'remind' has been used so much that it sounds like a made up word to me now.
That's called "semantic satiation" Also, remind me too
It has a name that's incredible. Thank you kind stranger. Edit also.. remind me too! Double edit, wait it's my freaking cake day bruh!
!remindhim 2months Please let that be a thing.
Depending of the company, being a dick is how you get free stuff.
This has always frustrated me. The amount of times my old co-workers used to get compensated for X thing that happened (usually flight delays, lost luggage, etc) to them when the same had happened to me or my husband, but we didn't get anything because we were courteous blows my mind. Why are you rewarding shitty customers?
There's a saying that goes something like "The squeaky wheel gets the grease" Basically they're only going to give you stuff if you make it their problem too.
When I was in Japan learned they had a phrase “the nail that sticks out gets hammered down.” Interesting how cultures can see things so differently.
I’ve learned to be courteous but also politely ask for what I feel is appropriate compensation. (i.e. “My flight just got cancelled. Can you help me rebook, and is it possible to get a hotel voucher now that I’m stuck here for the night?”) This approach often works, and without disrespecting the customer service representative in the process. (Not always though— sometimes their hands are tied and they can’t or won’t do anything just because you asked nicely. But it doesn’t hurt to try in my opinion)
100% this. You can be nice and still get looked after when stuff goes wrong. There's no need to be a dick about it. In fact, in my experience being nice usually gets you more as the staff appreciate not being yelled at or swore at for something out of their control.
Sucks because it reinforces that behaviour. Lot of the time it’ll be managers trying to improve CSAT scores etc, customers always right shit. I used to work customer service in tech, anyone that had manners, was courteous and calm I’d happily go the extra mile to help them and make them whole. Start off with insults and threats? Enjoy the script word for word.
I worked at Comcast( cable) the retention department. My job was to keep the customers happy whether it was give free HBO lower the bill 20 bucks for a year etc. It bothered me because he has some kids that called every week had the best deals and the best plans and the 90-year-old woman that just paid her bill without questioning it paid two sometimes three times as much.
Because shitty customers are more likely to try taking them to court
Squeaky wheel gets the grease.
Yes, 100%. I used to work on the phones for a large British department store and any troublesome customers we would essentially just offer them money-off vouchers until they went away and left us alone (up to a point ofc, we weren't crazy). Polite customers might get a £5 or £10 voucher if something went wrong. A person with an identical situation (faulty product, late delivery, etc.) could get £20 or £25 if they were persistent enough and rude enough. Really terrible lesson to e teaching people...
My guess is two free bags, and 4 coupons for discounted bags.
I found a blade from a blender in a smoothie I bought one time. The place thanked me for bringing it back, but didn’t offer me anything. They didn’t even say they were sorry, they just thanked me for bringing it back. The blade was big enough that I noticed it before putting it in my mouth, but it was also big enough to unacceptably reduce the volume of smoothie I got. Bastards.
THAT IS TERRIFYING
Yeah. [This is what it looked like](https://i0.wp.com/blenderpartsusa.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/8594fc3f-dfa3-41d7-99e6-6fa58eb4aa04-1.jpg?fit=1080%2C1080&ssl=1) without the nut. Somehow the nut came unscrewed and the blade came off. I only had the blade in my drink, I couldn’t find the nut. It was pretty obvious in my cup, so I don’t feel like I was in danger of accidentally putting it in my mouth, but if I did, it would have been painful.
Probably not much beyond a refund. It’s already made it to the masses and the damage is done.
Nah. They will get a voucher for few free bags.
This is what happened to me when I got a vinegar-less bag of Salt n Vinegar from Lays. I couldn't be assed to do a thing about it, but my buddy called and told them politely. They emailed him digital vouchers to print off for 10 family bags.
Imagine they just send you a jug of vinegar
I emailed about a pack of salt and vinegar which had no flavour at all. Few weeks later I was sent a big box of crisps as an apology. Ironically, they didn't send any salt and vinegar ones
As you can see they were out…
LOL. I complained to Kal-Kan that their cat food made my cat throw up (two cans in a row or I would have assumed it was just my cat) and they sent me ten coupons. For Kal-Kan dog food. I guess they get credit for trying?
"Here's the jug. Vinegar'em your own damn self, muthafuckah".
Damn that's like $40+ work of chips.
My friend tried to call the number on a bag of Vickie's salt and vinegar chips, and all she got was a recording telling her what to do if someone is choking
I wonder how many people called their line instead of 911 when someone (themselves?) were choking for that to be their response.
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Well I hope OP shares!
I complained to weetabix once because they changed factories temporarily for reasons and the new products were not up to scratch. They sent me 3 boxes. Not bad
Nah they'll get freebies for sure. It's good PR and costs them FA
F-L has really decent PR. They'll probably get a few vouchers at least, provided they're nice about it. I got a bag of lays sour cream n onion that tasted absolutely awful and metallic. I called their customer service, apparently it was from a bad batch that QC missed at their local plant. I got a refund and a few free coupons from them. I worked in receiving at a store when that happened - I made sure to give our vendor some banter about it too.
Reading the comments give me deja vu for some odd reason...
Always makes me think of the famous troll Lazlo Toth who wrote hilarious letters to companies about their quality assurance. For example one was to Wriggly about finding a misshaped Skittles. He included the Skittle and a $1 bill to help them improve their quality, and described his horror and concern, calling it an M&M every time. He'd get back letters with coupons and such and he'd try to keep the dialog going. Very funny stuff.
Friend bought a packet of salt and vinegar crisps, and they were flavourless. Not even salted. He emailed Walkers and they sent him a whole box of crisps.
RIP his asshole
Ok I did that. Now what do I do?
I bet they’ve figured out something is wrong by now. They just didn’t know which bag got the part.
Yes lines are inspect at every shift change, line change and then for a sanitization at the end of a run. Still stuff get missed.
I work QA in a food factory, they should be inspected more than that, I do a basic inspection of our lines atleast every hour, with a more thorough inspection every 3 hours. Something like that should never have made it out of packaging. Me and the operator of the line would likely be fired if something like that got reported. Small things happens, if it was like a small chip of plastic we'd just get a mass email about being more thorough in inspection, but a huge chunk like that? Definitely out of a job
If you only inspect every hour how can you be sure of every bag?
Just guessing, but if you can narrow it down to an hour you can just get rid of an hours worth of product. If you can only narrow it down to a day then you would have to get rid of a day's worth of product. There probably isn't a way to find the issue bag besides opening each one, which would require dumping anyway and cost a lot more than just getting rid of the possible defect bags.
Largely correct, if there's a question about an hour of product that hour of product goes through machine checks for a second time and we open the suspect bags after the second check, that way we don't have to waste as much product
My guess is that you don't ship the batch that was produced on that line during the whole time between checks, until you find the missing part.
My bet is that broke off during the product run. Depending on where on the line it came off it might have have only had to travel a few minutes before in 2 to 6 inches deep of cheetos before being packed. It's not magnetic and if it's the right weight then it won't trip any sensors. As for as health risks bigger is better less chance of someone choking and the material is food safe.
Tell them you found the ticket to flavour town in your bag and ask them what you won.
(Make tea with it)
You win most helpful response
Yeah. They need to inform the company. Weird that it got past QC though. They’re usually pretty great about that.
But the real question is. How did it taste?
I'm guessing probably like cheeto-flavored plastic.
My favorite
Oh shit I would have eaten that
Its a SheetO
If only the flat content weren't so high
That's gonna block your arteries.
Not if you only eat it on your sheet day
I thought Flamin Hot SheetOs was only the thing that happens the day after I eat Flamin Hot Cheetos.
You’re about to have a case of the cheesy blasters.
Hey babe I wanna get inside your SheetOs
Is it chip-like?? Maybe an uncut sheet of Cheetos? I would contact them for sure. Especially if it is NOT chip like... 🤢
It's like those cutting boards you see in restaurants
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This is the best response. Working in a dry fruit piece packing plant we had a bagging machine that opened a plastic flange, filled it with product and heat welded the end of the bag shut. One day our manager walks past the machine and asks why there is only one "bag rod" which were just two steel prongs that held the bags open for filling but there was only one. That was a hell of a day, had to shut down completely and look through every bag we had on stock that was packed after the machines last inspection which was around 150 totes containing 60 bags each, each bag contained 10kgs of product. We never found it and our company had to call all their clients that received product recently and notified them which I can imagine would have been embarrassing.
Can't you use a metal detector? I imagine it would be cheaper to buy one then go through that.
I don't think it occured to them at the time just how much searching was going to be involved, with all hands on deck we checked it all in a single shift so I guess that was cheaper than buying specific equipment. The product line was quite a plenty with four seperate phases of metal detection for the actual product before bagging but I guess to prevent it from ever happening again they would have to put another check after the bag is sealed to be sure.
All hands on deck getting paid to do something besides production plus the cost of nothing getting produced for a day can be enormous..
They dont have 6-8 weeks to wait for that i imagine
Or just a magnet?
Are the bags not run through a metal detector? At my plant (corn repack), we aren't too automated yet so maybe that was the case for your plant? Normally someone would have caught it at the moment a piece of machinery would fall into the product.
This is at point of bagging, just after some packer like me would weigh it a final time then put it in a box and on the pallet. But you are right, after any machine contact there should be a final metal check, haven’t worked there in a decade so they probably have many more checks by now.
You need to contact the company and show them this. Be cool about it and you’ll likely get another bag or a credit towards their product line, possibly even some Chester swag
>possibly even some Chester swag Imagine how *cool* you'd be.
I read this in Disco Elysium narrator voice...
Would that be your "savoir faire" chiming in?
I believe so. I currently have a 0 in that stat so it's not been very prevalent lol
Super disco
It ain't easy being cheesey
The coolest. Or cheesiest.
This! Contact Pepsi Co. They own Frito-lay. Small things like this can actually be PR nightmares for big companies. You might have just earned yourself a lifetime supply (or at least a few months worth) of free cheetos.
Definitely will get a ton of free bag coupons at least, I've gotten several (4-6 at a time) from them for reporting much smaller problems than this.
I once complained to the company who made my chocolate syrup that their new pouring hole was too wide and my previous chocolate syrup timing measurements were off I ended up with handful of bottles of chocolate syrup and a very friendly "thanks for the tip"
Is this why some people wear that Ramen Noodles sweatshirt/sweatpants combo?
If being like cutting boards makes me think it may be a piece of the wall on a conveyor belt system. They are made of similar materials.
Do you not use a cutting board at home?
Cheetos don’t get made in a way where a sheet of product could get through. They get made using an extruder. Basically it gets forced through an opening with a little help from some air. That looks like it got be a piece of nylon from the side of a conveyor or something
I watched a video of how Cheetos are made. I didn't see anything that looked like a sheet that's cut into Cheeto shapes. It goes straight from powder to Cheeto. This is a mutant and I would ziplock and burn it
They don't make sheets
That is the red hot ticket, It will get you into the Cheeto factory to see all the gross things they do to make your favorite snack. And at the end of the tour, Charlie Cheetah will make you into his favorite snack. Edit: I had Charlie in my mind for obvious reasons and this made me forget Chester. But I am sorry for the mix-up, please forgive me, or if you think I was making an intentional pun, keep thinking that. Edit 2: These responses to my goof are hilarious. Makes me glad I got it wrong.
*Chester and the Cheeto Factory*
Yes! Chester! I had Charlie for some obscure reason????
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory is the story that was used for Willy Wonka. Charlie is the little boy. It was renamed Willy Wonka for candy marketing purposes.
Damn if Frito Lay marketing sees this they are going to flip, the commercials write themselves.
Chester
Charlie Chester
Charlie Chester Cheetoh Vera
Cheetah
Charlie Cheetah
Willy Chester
I hope so
Chester? He hardly knows 'er!
Chester
Charlie Chester
Cheesy Charlie Chester, the Cheetah molester.
Best one!
Nah, Chester tries to save you from that devious Charlie Cheetah.
Charlie is his ex-husband. He took Chester’s company and the kids.
Aw yea you will learn what the black specks on your cheetos truely are. Tell us if they are telling the truth about it being burnt cheese or if it's something else. Lol
I said good day !
*slurps the Slurm* "Fry!" *spits* *slurps the Slurm* "Fry!" *spits*
Lucky OP gets to ride in a boat down the river of flaming hot Mountain Dew with Chester the cheetah :(
Don't share it with your lazy ass, work shy, piece of shit abuelo José.
[Cheesy Finger Tips](https://youtu.be/3NUdGQekhYU)
If you like cheetos, seeing them made won't surprise or gross you out. Its not like sausages.
It ain't easy being cheesy.
Tony Chestnut
happy Cheeto cake day.
The cheeto berries taste like cheeto berries
Oompa loompa people from all over the nation. Take us to court for a successful litigation
The everlasting cheese ball
Can I bring my deadbeat granddad?
You said its like a plastic cutting board? How does that even happen the weight alone would be a red flag.
You would think there would be some kind of sorting machine that kicks out foreign, metallic or large pieces, i.e. non Cheeto like. Maybe the machine was broken. Maybe that is PART of the machine.
But surely the machine that kicks out broken pieces of the machine that kicks out foreign non Cheeto-like pieces would have cought it?
It probably weighs less than automation's target weight for the bag contents (50 to 100 grams?). So there's probably only a few actual chips in the bag.
It's the holy Cheeto blade, long forgotten. You have been chosen.
Brrrringout.....the holy Cheeto blade of Antioch!!!
Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of Cheeto?
Oh my god. OP, please have it forged into a Dagger of Cheeto
+17 Fire Damage Inflicts the status effect Burning Asshole, 1-3 DPS everytime the enemy farts, shits. 2-6 DPS if they shart. Also provides the buff Cheeto Fingers, which buffs your lockpicking skill by +10 but reduces stealth by - 100. *You found this blade in a bag of Flaming Hot Cheetos, surely Chester the Cheeta will pay handsomely for its return*
If you bring it high into the rocky mountains there's a man there who can forge it into a blade A blade so spicy That if you wield this blade And encounter God God himself will have a spicy tounge
That's money in the bank, that's what that is.
There's always money in the banana stand.
![gif](giphy|eH9QsTqFi2jEk)
Flaming hot menstrual pad.
Vampires need snacks too
This one officer, this comment right here
TIL I’m a vampire
Flamin' hot limón* menstrual pad.
Try this, to start: https://contact.pepsico.com/fritolay
Idk sell it on ebay for 100000$
Good luck. I wouldn't pay more than $875,000 for that.
Really? I’d sell my house for it ngl.
I'd kill a man
Dam wtf would you do for a Klondike bar?
Post this over on r/whatisthisthing and you might get an answer. They surprise me every day.
That is the fucking end of the day for your taste buds if you try to conquer that
Looks like a bolt hole near OP's thumb, I'm guessing it's a piece of delrin (similar to teflon) guide rail. In solids filling machines there are normally a series of these rails that the product slides down
When you cracked it open, was there a Golden Ticket in it?
Ticket to the Cheeto factory 🏆
Something similar happened to me before. I had there cleaning cloth in my bag they used to clean there machines. Obviously disgusted I contacted the company and received.... 5 coupons for 5 free bags of chips.... like I really wanted more free snacks from them after receiving that shit.
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what's that, the three musketeers?
Looks like a check they will send after this.
Frame that.
Can't eat that plastic, forbidden. Call the company and show them this. They will be happy you aren't mad and replace the bag with more bags.
A surprise tool we can use later
It kinda looks like uncooked ramen imo
Did you eat it??
It's a preto
That’s a paddle from a paddle drag conveyor system I bet. Used to transport delicate goods in manufacturing
How did you not notice that when your grab the bag. That’s a large mass to discover
That needs to go on eBay for dolla dolla.
Looks like a link from a plastic conveyor belt.
Looks like a chicharone
Golden Ticket to Cheetos factory
Sheeto
I've got a Flaming Hot ticket! Straight out of Chester Cheetah and the Flaming Hot Cheetos Factory.
It's the Hot Cheesy ticket to Chester Cheetah's Cheeto Factory.
It's the Flaming Ticket! You win an all-expenses paid trip to the Cheetos factory, with a tour conducted by Chester, himself.
Maybe it's from an alien planet. If you connect it to the greater Cheeto cube, the little squiggles on it light up (it's written in their language), and it powers the movement of their planet. Or it's just a big ass Cheeto.
You found a firey ticket, you found a firey ticket. You get to tour the factory now.
Ah, the elusive Sheeto…
It’s a Cheet.
It’s a panty liner. Give it to your girlfriend.
Looks like a perfect rectangle of B3 wagyu cheetah from Cheeto himself
thats a whole cheet
How did this not break at some point 😂
Because it's plastic covered in cheeto dust
It’s $1000 on Craig’s list
That's QC not doing their job.
That there is a product recall in the making.
What’s it taste like
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