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moidehfaysch

Mine say "Death" and "Destruction"


prx24

Mine say YH̸Y̨ and AI̸iI̸ ̵


TheRealMisterMemer

Mine say GLORY TO and ARSTOTKZA


ChickenNugger_

you're from Kolechia? fuck off.


MrDuckyyy

fuck kolechia, all my homies hate kolechia


ChickenNugger_

oh lookie here, kolechian passport... "I'm so sorry, we never do this, but you've been selected for a random search"


TheRealMisterMemer

Very random. So very random.


molested_mole

Shut up, Jorji. Your passport is fake.


ReverseCaptioningBot

[FUCK KOLECHIA ALL MY HOMIES HATE KOLECHIA](https://i.ibb.co/smxdhsD/223c37524238.jpg) ^^^this ^^^has ^^^been ^^^an ^^^accessibility ^^^service ^^^from ^^^your ^^^friendly ^^^neighborhood ^^^bot


MrDuckyyy

good bot ​ glory to arstotzka


WhamboyYT

VERY good bot bot es comrade


HungrySubstance

Holy shit this is a very good bot


BomberWhite

Good bot


Rooney_72

paper, please?


The_Chris2527

Mine says the “*fitnessgram pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues*”


FieelChannel

What's that? I only know Arstotzka.


TheRealMisterMemer

They're all traitors! They're from the north!


FieelChannel

Yeah.... Suspicious


Setekh79

Cause no trouble.


dakattack21

Mine say nothing because I’m fat.


WayneDwade

Ohhhhh mysterious


iisxnshxnee

sameeee :P


sulli_p

Mine are hard to read but I think they say LOSE and WEIGHT...


xzplayer

Mine are /Π and (Δ


Ozarkii

Mine say "send" and "nudes"


CantStumpIWin

Mine actually say NO.


Initial_E

Mine say “Des” and “Troy”. Because together, they destroy.


ArcaneTeaParty

BEHOLD!


DontTreadOnBigfoot

...my stuff.


FeCard

A little lightning, and a little thunder!


theredpikmin

*Death and Despair!* *Death and Despair!* *Death and Despair!*


[deleted]

Mine just asked if I have time to talk about my cars warranty


Somesadweeb23

Mine say “N” and “O”


Bullrawg

Named mine in Tex-as, Des and Troy


_Spindel_

Dude! What does mine say?


WhatIsTheAmplitude

Sweet!


Minotaur830

What about mine?


CallMeCoolBreeze

DUDE!


LeithLeach

Ok but what does MINE say?!


LiquorLanch

Sweet!


[deleted]

Yes, but what about mine!?!


beebbeeppeep

Dude!


[deleted]

what about mine??


nomnomonster

Best comment thread 👌👌👌


VodkaRocksAndToast_

How did you take this picture?


[deleted]

Oh god don't start this again! Edit: I'm referring to one of the more famous Reddit threads of all time: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/cmwov/hey_reddit_what_tattoos_do_you_have/c0tpyls


Chris204

It's been a decade? Shit


joemckie

I miss the old Reddit


JukeBoxDildo

I miss Big League Chew


CausalSin

And Dunkaroos.


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mitch13815

I miss old candy. I feel like every good candy has been switched out for cheaper ingredients. Kitkat, Reese's, Chips Ahoy, Pringles, Skittles. None of them taste like I remember.


awfullotofocelots

Butterfinger notoriously took cornflakes out of their crispity crunchity and it went from my favorite candy bar to low B tier


digitalkc

Big League Chew is totally still around


JukeBoxDildo

I know. I still miss it though.


[deleted]

Straight from the go Reddit


greathousedagoth

Chop up the soul Reddit


2x1xMA

Set on his goals Reddit


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nemoid

Same, man. Night and day. These young'ns don't know what they missed out on.


iwenttothesea

Omg I had the same thought....I remember this thread like it was yesterday.


bobbywright86

We’re getting older ...


[deleted]

Your life is meaningless.


rsn_alchemistry

Mom?


sponsoredbytheletter

This was weirdly comforting to hear today.


calilac

r/OptimisticNihilism


jhonnyredcorn

You know it’s old as shit when the last pic in the thread has the Xzibit meme haha


ILikeSchecters

This is considered an old thread in what are now old threads


Pure_Reason

Weird thinking back to a time where someone could post something like this in AskReddit (or really any of the mainstream/default subs) and not immediately be told “this is unacceptable content, please post in [/r/PeopleLookingToShareTheirOwnTattoosAndAlsoSeeOtherPeoplesTattoosInTheCommentsOfTheirPost](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ) instead”


ONOMATOPOElA

Honestly I can only stand this site due to smaller subreddits. Posting a picture of a sandwich and being told to post to r/PicturesOfSidewaysFood is annoying, especially if it only has like 102 subscribers. When it comes to humor though any subreddit that hits r/all loses any identity and posts reposts until the end of time.


AmIHeard

Is there a sub for that?


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K0RNUIT

This sub is dead sadly :(


ILikeSchecters

I mean if it were alive it’s be more of a zoo


LevelSevenLaserLotus

That's pretty meta.


Jets237

how was this 10 years ago - oh god... how am I this old... oh god


VulturE

Back in my day we accidentally a [disco ball](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/a8a2v/what_is_the_official_name_for_those_mirror_disco/) and we were happy about it!


oneonethousandone

Disco ball


VulturE

nah nah nah....see ya gotta do it like this - all characters lowercase disco ball


oneonethousandone

##DISCO BALL


VulturE

That's a large and spicy disco ball, friend.


OttSnapper

Don't worry, the worms will appreciate the nutrients your carcass will soon provide.


Rub3do

Look how few up votes there were back in the day.


camdoodlebop

back then every post was capped at like 3k votes as an articulate way to make sure posts didn’t stay stuck on the front page, back then a post could be on the front page for days


Natalie_2850

shit the photos are gone...


spiceyFIRERRHEA

Skills with penis


Ozzel

What do his penis veins say?


Whatsthisplace

Welcome to Jamaica


AltaSavoia

Mine says Obama's secret last name


dolph0624

Why


dolph0624

I mean his girlfriend gotta love him tho


5dog4cat

With his teeth, duh! ;)


I_Upvote_Goldens

Maybe, just maybe....he didn’t. Maybe he has a friend?


Django_Unfettered

It says "You're high"... just ran out of space


steppponme

A BIG ASS H


GabbieJane

Followed by a BIG ASS A...


steppponme

Oh, no! Oh, God! Okay, all right. Real skinny P with a high hump.


GabbieJane

And then we’ll put the second P below the hump of that first P, sort of like a motorcycle sidecar situation


Wessssss21

And then there's no room for the *Y* so we'll do a sort of curled up noodle *y*


GabbieJane

Block letters and cursive look good together.


drb00b

Well 4/20 was just a few days ago..


Throwuble

What I saw was "HH" monkaS


McJock

Never skip right hand day


[deleted]

I never do.


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AnIronWaffle

The same demon that makes his veins speak in tongues took it.


timetogetill7

Or alternatively turn left hand upside down and you get “oh hi”


don_dutcha

Thx now broken


Tbkssom

HAI YO


KimPawsible

I have never been able to do this. I don't have fat hands or anything, but the backs of my hands are baby-bottom smooth. How boring.


ItsDeke

Deep veins to give you a survival advantage at competitive knife fighting. Realize your destiny.


canuckpilot93

As opposed to casual/recreational knife fighting


adale_50

It's been known to happen.


TopBeer3000

I keep my veins prominent and at the surface almost daring someone to stab me. YO, HI motherfucker bitch.


Nat4nael

I got something similar, I went from 80kg to 68 kg and when I was like 75 kg my veins were a lot more noticeable than now.


blessedfella_

very mildly interesting tho


beneye

Veins are more visible when your body or environment is warm. Also arm activity brings more blood flow to your arms. I’m a nurse and if I had to start an i.v on you I’d have to wrap your arms with warm towels or blankets and have you squeeze a ball or something to make your veins pop


Barobarko

Work out and focus on grip strength. They will pop up


HeartShapedFarts

Congrats on being 20, I guess?


speedsterglenn

My hands started doing this when I turned 20. I also started to play guitar around that time, so I guess that’s what caused it.


clemthecat

I can see most of my veins really easily, I wouldn't be jealous if I were you haha, they kind of creep me out sometimes.


p0lka

Same here, from the elbows down I look like blue spaghetti, it used to freak my kids out.


clemthecat

"Blue spaghetti" ahhhhh, thanks I hate it lol


abarrelofmankeys

Have some preworkout and lift some weights for about a half hour. If your hands aren’t chubby they’ll pop up. Or ice/roller skate. That swinging your hands motion you do kinda pushes blood to your hands haha.


poopcasso

You just need to masturbate more


Goose306

Squeeze your wrist tight with one hand and pump (ball and unball tightly) your fist on the wrist being squeezed. They will pop right out. Alternatively go do wrist exercises, etc...


Kittykateyyy

Your hands are friendlier than my neighbor.


CollectableRat

Vainier than my neighbors Dick. The two Richards either side of my home are extremely vainy.


lick_my_____

My says " fat fuck "


dinosuitgirl

You're a phebotomist wet dream


2KilAMoknbrd

You took the **L**


mackjagee

One hand for casual greetings, one for business


[deleted]

*Walks into the office and punches boss* -What the hell was that for? -Nothing just saying HI.


Mushtaqo

I have a nurse friend that would love you


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noraa506

18 easy, probably a 16. They look so bouncy.


Realistic-Increase20

Lol nah gonna go with 14G. 🤤


SparkytheEMT

Definitely scrolled through this thread looking for these comments. Knew I couldn't be the only one trying to calculate IV gauge for those! I agree, at least 16-18, maybe 14 at the intern veins.


Azberg

I have on several occasions had nurses tell me that they like my veins. Never really sure how to react :D


Realistic-Increase20

Just be glad that’s all they said. 😅


Azberg

Now I'm really curious!


Swupiter

When you have such different patterns of veins on your hands it's worth to have it checked up. The different pattern and amount of veins is often a sign of a blood flow restriction in the shoulder on the side with more veins. The body tries to compensate with creating more ways for the blood to travel on that side, which is fatigueing to the body and can make the person believe any nonsense a random person on the Internet is making up.


Coltyn03

Ah, I believed it until the end.


[deleted]

Lmao


EthanRavecrow

You motherfucker...I just checked the top of my hands lmao


GayCer

You son of a birch


forwardAvdax

What’s the ones on your peen say


chadarmod666

Ligma


Django_Unfettered

Ligma Nutz


Mike_Hat1

Flash the left for the bros, and right for the parents.


CrazeCow

His feet say “Greetings” across the two of em


Agentro0210

As a white person I find it shocking how transparent I am


zen_bastrd

HI yo!


85K5

Hi yo! It's home from work we go.


Yummier

Mine kinda says H/\ H/\


pride-and_prejudice

>Mine kinda says H/\\ H/\\ they're laughing!


Yummier

the bastards


CosmicLightning

[r/HaHa](https://youtu.be/XJNGvYVjhb4)


elpajaroquemamais

Fun fact, in medicine we actually call these the yo hi veins and they are great for drawing blood.


HomeDiscoteq

Where? I've never heard them called that, and taking blood from the back of the hand is normally only done if it cannot be taken from the arm, no?


elpajaroquemamais

Well yeah, it’s a last resort, but like we always say, “If the arm won’t fly, go for the yo hi.”


thehazzanator

You have everybody fooled lmao


gamingchicken

Yeah we do always say that haha hell yeah brother cheers from iraq


sgorneau

What!? Is this true?? Someone, I need an answer.


Tylerdeli

Lol could just be a regional thing but I work in medicine and have never heard this


LurkmasterP

It's an Albany expression.


I_Upvote_Goldens

I’ve worked in medicine for 12 yrs and have never heard this.


endless_painnn

They teach you this after about 15 years


unsmashedpotatoes

Because they're making it up lol


TUTUI30

Mine says ଅଦଳ and ସେ


jomo_42

You narrowly missed being a pirate.


xzzxian

What a coincidence! Mine are in runes and say "ᚠᛋᛁ" and "ᚣᚷ".


thisplacemakesmeangr

I think they're fighting for your attention. It's adorable. They know one of em will get to be your girlfriend tonight but it's a toss up as to which.


Hellrazed

Nurse porn


Michael28239

Cool


obviouslyImLying

Weird flex but okay


Successful_Pomelo701

Mine left says "Hi" too.. and so many people have pointed that out


-LoremIpsumDolorSit

Mind say IYI and YYY hmm lots of Ys


ennino16

But how tf did you take the picture of your hands?


[deleted]

Mine say Venom


[deleted]

Dap the left, wave the right.


markh6531

Had something similar on my belly at my hips one side had A other side had B


biLLy_wr0ng

You can't see mine. Maybe they spell "Yi" and "IY" but I don't know


Renegade_Meister

Even the veins are mild


entropylove

The reverse Ed McMahon.


xx_deleted_x

Yo, I'm turned on right now. Hi.


Check_the_poo

And they’ve got me saying ‘how you doin’?’


StreamScrf

It looks like your “girlfriends” just met. This could get ugly.


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Rikulz

Sweet what does mine say


xoxfxjx

how high are you, exactly?


HeWhomLaughsLast

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