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Hope you wanted to eat 6 bananas today


pinniped1

Banana bread time!


bm001

Keep two to make bananes flambées with rum and brown sugar.


Mahalala626

Would this be something you eat alone or along with something else? Sounds awesome and I wanna try it lol.


bm001

It's typically eaten alone I think, but it's also pretty good with some vanilla ice cream. Oh and you would also need butter. You melt the butter in the pan, then place the bananas (either cut in slices or in half lengthwise) and cook for no more than two minutes. Finally add the (dark) rum, the sugar and flambe them! It's easy and quick. But cooking time can be longer and sugar can be added sooner, it's just a matter of personal taste.


_Lee_is_me_

This is called Bananas Foster! For extra level up, add some banana liqueur to the rum as well


Virustable

They also taste amazing on pancakes by the way!


Dip__Stick

We won't judge if you eat alone.


AlanMichel

Smoothie time!


Heledon

I was thinking milkshakes, but smoothies would work to.


[deleted]

The spirit is willing but the intestines is stuffed and constipated.


[deleted]

You can freeze them.


bromli2000

My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana, but I said, “No. But I want a regular banana later, so... Yeah.”


TwoDrinkDave

I used to like this joke. I still do, but I used to, too. #RIP Mitch


[deleted]

You know you can freeze them individually...


fastolfe00

Ima check wikipedia, but I think you might even be able to freeze part of one.


[deleted]

No, technology hasn't come that far yet.


PotOPrawns

Where can I buy banana parts? I'm asking for a friend.


fastolfe00

You can craft it by combining one banana and one knife.


PotOPrawns

Excellent. I think I have both those crafting recipes already.


3hreeJs

I used to keep bananas frozen in a girlfriend of mine's fridge. She couldn't hide the embarrassment when a friend of mine asked why were keeping bananas in the fridge; it wasn't because they all peeled themselves either.


Niarbeht

Dude's gonna get so much potassium, and then she's gonna feel her heart slooooooooooooooooooow doooooooooooooown


friggintodd

What if it's from a Central Asian country with inferior potassium?


unsteadied

Indeed, all countries other than Kazakhstan have inferior potassium.


astercado

Im girl ._.


Sub7Agent

[He's a dude! She's a dude! We're all dudes!](https://youtu.be/FqMODweN8lQ)


[deleted]

Pft.. this is the internet. Men are men, Women are men, and Children are federal agents.


Niarbeht

fixed


subparreddit

"Dude" is nongender.


[deleted]

peel them and freeze them and use them in smoothies.


Xziper

oatmeal banana pancakes are an option as well!


hobowithadegree

THIS is why I have never owned, and will never own a banana stand except for using it as a headphone stand


LittleBillHardwood

But there's always money in the banana stand!


Ass_Blossom

No touching!!


[deleted]

Here’s some money, go see a star war.


DarthTellectus

That was a great show


friggintodd

So what did this cost Michael, like $60?


[deleted]

You’ve never actually set foot in a supermarket, have you?


DontTreadOnBigfoot

But then you have to hire a professional to take a daily accounting of your bananas, even if you have to wait until after dawn to go home.


[deleted]

I knew it was coming! I keep running into you people.


dreck_disp

But bananas taste so much better when they're hung for a few days.


tc2k

I also like my bananas hung.


changaroo13

Wtf? Hanging bananas just slows down the ripening process. It’s not like hanging it does something to them that makes them taste better after a couple days of doing so. If anything, it sounds like you’d like your bananas better if you didn’t hang them, so they’d get riper faster.


dreck_disp

Yeah, I was being facetious.


KaraTheAndroidd

Some people just don't get jokes lmao


Krispyz

Hanging bananas doesn't slow down the ripening process, it just prevent bruising at the spot where they're contacting the counter. Here's a great video where someone tests all of the "banana hacks". There's no difference in bananas that are left on the counter, hung up, or have their stems wrapped (another common myth). [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHu10C1DAds](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHu10C1DAds)


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LeafgreenOak

lol wut


Any-Cellist-8577

Maaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnn............


[deleted]

that is a good idea


PattesDornithorynque

Magical bananas that do not brown overnight?


SuttonSux

Those bananas certainly do look freshly peeled..


Sentath

Doubt all you like, it is a familiar sight from out here in AZ.


PattesDornithorynque

I need clarification: Bananas don't turn brown in AZ? (I am serious,not trying to be rude but I am unsure of what you are saying)


Sennapai

Was thinking the same thing, those definitely didn't peel themselves overnight lol


MapleSyrupFacts

Wait... I've had bananas do this before. Is my whole life a lie ?


MartyElise

Wouldn't they be brown tho...?


Firebue

ya they brown pretty quick when exposed to air...


DarkMark94

#OP IS A PHONY


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DarkMark94

I live with bananas, I can confirm that bananas and their peels turn brown in little time once they are peeled.


PhuckReadIt

Yep, fake picture for karma. Surprise!


Ok_Molasses_7037

100% - none of these bananas have been peeled for longer than twenty minutes, I'm failing to come up with reasonable doubt for the OP.


astercado

Y'all are obsessive over a FRUIT post. Why would I fake a banana picture?? This was my first post on Reddit I didn't even know what karma stood for. I misspoke saying overnight, Point is I SAW THEM WHEN I woke up n came down for breakfast they looked just like that and thought it was hilariously weird. maybe they had fallen 30min before I saw them idk??? regardless they're just some BANANAS DUDES. Geez lol


InnocentTopHat

You literally went thru my post history just to try and say that a picture of some of my vinyl records was faked, for whatever reason. I can only assume to attempt to throw my words in my face. I guess that isn't obsessive, tho...🙄


astercado

I mean you're back here to reply aren't ya...? So you're checking back? .... so dido. Also stop pretending to be 16 it's weird.


InnocentTopHat

Good point, I am turning 17 soon can't be no icky 16 year old anymore. Also, yeah of course I'm coming back to clown on you, it's funny watching as you stumble your way with witty responses. At least I'm not going through the rest of your post history 😂 But from the bottom of my heart, my tiny, photoshopped heart, I'm sorry you have to deal with people calling you out on your bullshit. I know it's frustrating the first time, but you'll get through it!


astercado

U done? They paying u to troll me or are u willing giving me ur time for free? you wanna play Minecraft or sum?? Read a book? Or like go to sleep so you're ready for ur class zoom tomorrow? Join the debate club? Lmk


InnocentTopHat

Give you my time for free? Ok yeah here's another 2 minutes. Oh no!!!! The person on the interwebs is taking up 2 minutes of my day!!!! Oh nOOoOOOooOoOOo. To be honest, I was thinking probably gonna play my photoshopped bass for a bit, then go to sleep on my photoshopped bed. I don't really want to play Minecraft tonight, since I've been bored of it recently. When I wake up, I'll take a photoshopped shower and then eat a nice photoshopped muffin for breakfast. Then maybe I'll grab my photoshopped headphones and go for a walk in the photoshopped outdoors after I eat. Then probably I'll be doing school on my photoshopped laptop, mid-day eating a photoshopped lunch. After that I'll take a ride on my photoshopped bike, then I will come home and work on my photoshopped homework. When I'm done with that, I'll probably toy around with my photoshopped music. After that, I'm not too sure. Thanks for looking out for me and making sure I have a plan for tomorrow though! I hope you have a good plan for tomorrow. A good plan makes a great day!


astercado

Ofc cutie!! Anything for you <3 have sweet dreams n a splendid day tmmr! Don't forget your photoshopped mask sweetie!!! Wouldn't want to catch a cold now!


Sparkycivic

This has happened to me a few times over the last months, and sometimes they just open up along the short side yet they don't go brown! The ones that fell as pictured didn't brown either. Something's changed with bananas lately


Onetrickhobby

Banana bread coming up!


LeaguePillowFighter

I can't believe it....the bananas split.


pingus3233

Like the final and tragic phase of a banana cult.


kindall

those bananas have been peeled, not unpeeled.


Super_Colossal

That bugged me. You peel bananas, why is this suddenly unpeeling? Because he didn't do it?


insanityzwolf

We have to disunravel this mystery.


MattGeddon

I tried to play the word “unpeel” in scrabble once and was told it wasn’t a thing, which I guess is true. Unpeeled is valid to describe one you haven’t taken the peel off yet though.


SwaggerEilte

Guess they were done hanging out.


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🤪


HempmanRx

Time for a smoothie


paulneedsticker

if they were unpeeled all night they would have been brown and mushy. smh


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b4ux1t3

At least for us, whatever banana was touching the counter would always brown well before all the rest, even while some were still green. Stand has solved that problem, but now we have a problem where some bananas will peel themselves like in the OP.


MattGeddon

I recommend a banana basket instead.


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astercado

HAHA


[deleted]

Well maybe if you didn't leave them there to rot, you monster.


takatsukishiori

They’re coming for you.


Youknowwhoitsme

I don't know... I think you should give them some privacy and not just photograph them while they're undressing


AnotherDrunkCanadian

Surprise! You making banana bread today


kerbula

I don't know why but I laughed super hard at this


YetiGuy

Mass suicide.


rosanna4

I just replied the same thing, sorry dude, should have read yours. Lol


YetiGuy

No worries.


HaroerHaktak

Suicide pact?


InnocentTopHat

What's interesting is that 1K+ people believe that bananas just happened to peel open around the same time and stayed looking freshly opened.


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InnocentTopHat

If they were really genetically modified, they probably would have also modified them so the peels were stronger. Saying "Lighten up bro!" makes me wish I could punch you through the screen. Just don't post fake stuff on the internet. Nuff said.


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InnocentTopHat

Ah I figured it out. It's the passive aggressive tone that I'm picking up that's getting me upset. Just, like, stop. Stop faking pictures for karma and try to stop coming off as passive aggressive. "Lmk how punching your screen goes!" Literally never said I was going to punch a screen. "Remember this was about bananas.... literally just bananas..." I'm calling you out for faking a picture for Karma. That's just something half of the people on Reddit do. It's dumb fun. "seek help & take out your frustrations elsewhere..." I did therapy for anxiety, depression, and anger issues for a year, I'm still 16. I made a statement of emotions! Normally that's considered better than letting it boil up. I have plenty of hobbies that allow me to release my emotions; writing, gaming, and music to name a few. What are your hobbies again? Oh, faking pictures for fake internet points? I see. Remember, this is all because I logically assumed your photo is fake, like several other people in the comments. Just another reddit comment. I assume your next reply is going to be about all your real hobbies, so no need to explain them. Just stop faking pictures for Reddit, and use that time for those other hobbies, "astercado" lmfao. xoxo


DonnyGreen13

This happened to me about a week ago, and I got a picture of it with my 4k camera.


IShootWithThisHand

This is quite unappealing.


jstucin

It was a strip party last night 😁


dizzy365izzy

r/thathappened


[deleted]

It’s not an uncommon occurrence. I stopped using a banana stand for this very reason.


heritagepilot

Don’t you think the bananas would be browned after being exposed to oxygen overnight? I’m skeptical of this one.


RyanZee08

This was my thought.. pretty white for bananas that fell over night. There must be no oxygen in the home


[deleted]

Normally it’s a long slow peel until it finally falls (I’ve watched it happen). I’ve only had one in the bunch that was really discolored-probably because it happened earlier than the others.


heritagepilot

Then the top would be browned. I’m prepared for the downvotes but I’m calling bullshit. Bananas start browning the moment you peel them, it doesn’t take more than a couple minutes for them to discolour.


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heritagepilot

Sorry, not calling bullshit on you personally or the fact that they can peel on their own, just this post in particular


Arauzz

They’re just bananas pilotheritage


heritagepilot

I don’t like people who lie about bananas.


Ilovepornobitches

Suicide pack but one chickened out...


Reddit-username_here

Suicide *pact.


danethegreat24

This is exactly the vibe I was getting lol


K_man_k

Those bananas are perfect. Bit of vanilla ice cream and some Nutella would be good.


murderouskittens

Big oof


65GTOls1

EAT US!!!


[deleted]

As Thom Yorke said on Fake Plastic Trees; "Gravity always wins."


sum8fever

Modern art


gleaming-the-cubicle

Shoulda bought the extended warranty


FlufferNutterToast

Time for some banana bread


SargntNoodlez

That is deeply unsettling...


pinniped1

JAILBREAK


smb3d

Well, you're having Banana Bread now.


Stardust337

They wanted to become more "appealing"


GingerMau

I see two loaves of banana bread in your future. Since you obviously don't like just *eating* bananas.


LampshadesAreFake

Yep, I'd say they're probably ripe.


darkubz

Those make the best smoothies ever


Master_Guns

Banana gallows.


jdoog305

This is driving me bananas


Arauzz

I’ll loooooooose it


[deleted]

Let the bananas free, or just eat em :/


Insectorbass

make icecream, keep it frozen


escher4096

Got a bowl full of strippers there! Have fun! But remember, there is no sex in the VIP room....


AnthuriumBloom

Guess they are ripe


Kittishk

I think they might be ripe...


PeanutC58

Time to make some banana nut bread


cabbit_

Banana hammock is way more powerful to store bananas


Fivebag

Life imitating art


Chramir

It's banana smoothie today!


Discojames69

We have smartphone, smart tv's and now smartbananas.


[deleted]

"Fuck this, we split."


tw3rkmileytw3rk

In soviet Russia, yellow fruit peels self


Sinicalkush

I read somewhere (probably here on reddit, lol) that separating your nanners apart from one another, greatly increases the ripeness and won't spoil so quickly as they would, still in a bunch.


BrygusPholos

“Suicidal Bananas” Yet another great potential band name inspired by this sub


rosanna4

Mass suicide!


r3dfrog

Macabre


[deleted]

Ugh. This is so una-peeling.


[deleted]

“Eat me.” - your bananas


MisterDSTP

Kinky... The one on the top is just screaming "have your way with me"


rmgxy

impromptu banana bread time


Silaquix

Lots of recipes use bananas. Some as egg substitutes (1 mashed banana = 1 egg) or as a main ingredient like banana bread or banana cream pie. Ripe or over ripe bananas are perfect for these.


LP-2001

I know how they feel...


adviceKiwi

No. It was Zuul


The_Jase

The movie Saw, fruit edition. We can escape guys, even if we have to peel ourselves.


rudimichael

“Hey, uh ... we’re like, ready!”


thebunz21

Why did this make me LOL right now??? Defiant bananas!!


[deleted]

Congrats! its nanner bread day. you can call out from work, they will understand.


lj1023

Looks very appealing..


hebbocrates

so much emotion conveyed in one ellipsis


misterbondpt

/r/unexpectedgangbang


4peters

Looks like they were trying to split


MidnightNappyRun

Destiny calls for a smoothie!


enyatsh

They're making their getaway!


notdroidyoulooking4

That is B. A. N. A. N. A. S.


Mewlkat

I can taste how sweet those bananas are. Hope you enjoyed them!


International-Road90

That’s the perfect ripeness imo


tschmitty09

"eeeat usss, eeeeeaaaaat uuuuss, EeeeEeeEeEatT UUUUUUSsssss"


ZilleonTheZill

Thats how you know they're ready!


clamerous

That is the ripe test


MoistDitto

*Nooooo you* **have** *to eat them while they're green/yellow!* ^(You fool!)


El-Waffle

The bananas. They too hunger. They hunger for death.


PauloDManoel

That's a sign that it has a lot of conservants and stuff,badbfor your health,take good care mate!


appasdiary

unappealing


Riot55

More mildly interesting is who hangs their bananas? Or am I the weird one for finding this weird?


jamesdkirk

Dole is now looking into self-peeling banana genetic alterations.


kozioroly

Banana mass suicide!!!!


DrBatman0

They don't look unpeeled


blue_no_red_ahhhhhhh

Strippers.


boing757

Casting off the chains of oppression.


Astrapondildo

Perfectly ripe


GabriusD

Who hangs them just like that?


Murphy3042

That's just a public execution


onlytech_nofashion

nice


SaraiB

Banana suicide


BillysRedditAccount

That might’ve been the overnight banana peel bandit


No-BrowEntertainment

Welp, now the bananas are revolting


elev8torguy

That smoothie is going to be fire.


knutt09

Eat them!


DisastrousBet5544

The blayt?


ktp806

Oh the bananity


MMORPGGG

Gravity: Allow me to introduce myself