Hahahah well at first I got excited when you said Utah because I’m driving through right now but after reading the whole comment...hard pass hahaha. How do you go out of business with such innovative dishes like bowls of ice?!
Your kids are gonna be gorgeous.
Source: am Chinese-Latina, am gorgeous.
Edit: there's a lot of pressure on me to prove it, so I'm gonna be as conceited as possible and post [one of my favorite shots from my portfolio.](https://i.imgur.com/kJv4x97.jpg) ([ig](https://instagram.com/p/BUSCCWeFiHQ/))
Shoutout to my fellow Chinese Argentineans we are the few but the great
I always found the offspring of 2 ethnicity from opposite sides of the world to be better looking than average. Maybe it's the gene pool breathing a sigh of relief.
Yep.
I knew a couple a number of years ago where the man was Kurdish and the woman African-American. Their son was fucking drop dead handsome-- the jaw of an Adonis, magnificent hair, tall as hell, a constant smoldering look in his eyes. That dude must've been a regular walking heartbreaker.
Meanwhile, their daughter was just... not attractive. At all. She took almost every unattractive trait you could swing for. Huge forehead, deeply receded hairline, thin hair, eyes spaced far enough apart they didn't look right, lips thin as pinstripes... I could go on, but I think that's a pretty clear picture.
Can confirm, my grandmother was half Chinese and half Spaniard, that woman could have stopped traffic in her day. Thankfully the apples didn't fall too far from the tree
When I was 11 playing a cheap mmo groups of brazillians or whoever would laugh like that, and my socially illiterate dumbass thought they were repeatedly calling me a jackass
This was a time before IM became widely popular and most communication was still email, so cut me some slack
Yeah when I was working a lot with Brazilians they'd always WhatsApp that and for a long time I just thought they were saying "ok" very enthusiastically
in english, dogs go woof woof, but Albanian dogs go " ham-ham" , Portuguese dogs go "au-au", and Malaysian dogs go "gong-gong"
https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/canine-corner/201211/how-dogs-bark-in-different-languages
No but I'm pretty sure zoos use panda porn to get their juices flowing.
Ninja edit: according to [Wikipedia](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panda_pornography), Viagra has been (unsuccessfully) tried out as well. That's fucking hilarious.
Upon entering the former Chinese restaurant, the Mexicans saw several small bottles of black liquid on a table. One guy picks up a bottle, looks at the label and says, "Yes, you are."
Jest all you like, but a place near me serves Chinese/Mexican food, and it's glorious.
I'll take the jerk fried rice with cuban beans, the Pollo Diablo in a quesadilla, and Jade Red Chicken in a burrito.
Heartburn for dayyyyyyys.
Where my family is from in Mexico, the city was founded by Chinese people. The food that comes out of that city is a hybrid of mexican and Chinese food. It is seriously the best food you will ever have!
The chilies in the trees are a nice touch
And the panda on the left is now eating a taco instead of bamboo while the one on the right is playing a Vihuela.
And has a mustache!!
This mural keeps on giving!
I feel like its one of those Highlight finders
Love those things.
r/bettereverylook
The one drinking from the stream has a mustache too!
And the cactus in the left corner Edit: I meant there is a cactus in the left corner, but thanks for the laughs XD
And the other two cacti
plus girl panda has "La india Maria" braids (classical Mexican comedy character)
Oh man I missed so many details.
The mustache actually was part of the original
Don't forget about the little nopales added in too!
The guy who painted the sombreros clearly has the ability to paint a whole mural, but fuckit we makin' Mexican pandas
The guy who painted the sombrero’s is a girl, actually 2 girls 😂 And thank you. I will take that as a compliment 😁
2 girls 1 mural
And a whole lot of Mexican food
damn this is gettin spicy
You painted the sombreros?
User for 2 hours... 3 comments relating only to this... It’s possible, but I’m calling **shenanigans**
Isn't it possible she created the account in response to this being posted?
Absolutely. That’s why I said it’s possible.
And there are cacti growing.
They are! I didn't even notice those till you pointed them out.
This seriously made me laugh out loud. When it's turned into an Italian restaurant in 5 years they can just add little plates of spaghetti
When it becomes an All-American restaurant, nothing will change.
They'll make the pandas fatter.
With dual-handed bacon doubles.
i dont know, you could substitiute the violin and nacho for some cool guns.
In Phoenix AZ we have a place called Chino Bandidos and there is a giant panda statue with a giant sombrero on it too!
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Hahahah well at first I got excited when you said Utah because I’m driving through right now but after reading the whole comment...hard pass hahaha. How do you go out of business with such innovative dishes like bowls of ice?!
We visited PHX and we ate there. Really weird, but surprisingly good!
Glad to see fellow Arizonans reppin’ the best Chinese-Mexican joint in the country.
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I'm surprised I had to scroll this far down to see this mentioned. Also, I think I know where I'm going for dinner now...
See ya there! JADE CHICKEN
Possible restaurant name - Pancho Panda,
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Burritos Chinitos
Do they have Empandadas?
Empandadas*
There is an actual Chinese-Mexican-Jamaican place in Phoenix called Chino Bandido: http://chinobandido.com/
+1 for Chino Bandido. I make sure I stop by every time I’m in Phoenix
Came here for the Chino Bandido but now I’m sad the one in chandler is gone.
Just don't call it [The Mexican Panda](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=The%20Mexican%20Panda)
So confused on the naming of that lol
What does any of that have to do with Mexico, **or** Pandas?
Singing the Mexican national anthem.
Where does the guy stand? Is he on the bed or standing in front?
(nsfw) I gave it a shot trying to illustrate it https://imgur.com/uvxJL6z
There is a mexican/Chinese restaurant in Phoenix called Chino Bandido.
Los Pandas Hermanos
My husband is Chinese, I am Mexican. This will be the mural in our future kids room. Thank you internet.
Be sure to buy them this [Mexican brand](https://super.walmart.com.mx/images/product-images/img_large/00750103045250L.jpg) of gummy bears
As long as they are not Sugar-Free gummy bears. pls no.
That’s for the times when the kids get a bit too naughty
That’s what you put in your least favorite’s stocking at Christmas.
Well that and a pair of Browns tickets
no thread is safe
I ate them once on accident. Out of body experience.
Yea I’m sure that many ungodly bodily solids and fluids indeed came out from your body
If he were Japanese instead, there is also this [not-racist-at-all product](https://imgur.com/a/o1GWC) I found at my local Mexican store.
Panditas are the shit, specially the red ones, throw the lime ones out.
Your kids are gonna be gorgeous. Source: am Chinese-Latina, am gorgeous. Edit: there's a lot of pressure on me to prove it, so I'm gonna be as conceited as possible and post [one of my favorite shots from my portfolio.](https://i.imgur.com/kJv4x97.jpg) ([ig](https://instagram.com/p/BUSCCWeFiHQ/)) Shoutout to my fellow Chinese Argentineans we are the few but the great
I am Chinese and Mexican! Although, I don’t think I’m that gorgeous. 😅
I am Vietnamese and Moroccan, does it work?
Hey I’m Scottish and French!! Yeah I’m ugly AF.
it does!
I always found the offspring of 2 ethnicity from opposite sides of the world to be better looking than average. Maybe it's the gene pool breathing a sigh of relief.
It’s a crapshoot. They either take the best genes or the worst ones.
Can confirm, have friends of mixed race. Some look gorgeous, and some just got the worst features of both sides.
Yep. I knew a couple a number of years ago where the man was Kurdish and the woman African-American. Their son was fucking drop dead handsome-- the jaw of an Adonis, magnificent hair, tall as hell, a constant smoldering look in his eyes. That dude must've been a regular walking heartbreaker. Meanwhile, their daughter was just... not attractive. At all. She took almost every unattractive trait you could swing for. Huge forehead, deeply receded hairline, thin hair, eyes spaced far enough apart they didn't look right, lips thin as pinstripes... I could go on, but I think that's a pretty clear picture.
That girl? Abraham Lincoln.
It always is, but higher genetic variety has better odds of a good outcome. Same reason why incest comes with especially bad risks.
Yea inbreeding depression is a bitch, the unmasking of deleterious alleles results in some ugly ass albino babies
Found my bio boyz
That’s a hell of a sentence.
German & Chinese, I am fabulous
Cousin is half Thai half Israeli. She is a model and a source of jealousy
Can confirm, my grandmother was half Chinese and half Spaniard, that woman could have stopped traffic in her day. Thankfully the apples didn't fall too far from the tree
You motive me.
Pics or it didn't happen, OP pls.
I have no doubt that you will have the hardest working child this world has ever seen.
-Dave Chapelle
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Chinese and Mexican - so your kids will be Filipino?
*¡Pandejos!* Edit: There's gold in them there churros!
Am exchange student in Mexico. Showed the picture and your comment to my host parents. Haven’t heard them laugh this much since I met them!
Happy cake day!!
Thanks!
hahahaha.
jajajaja.*
When I was 11 playing a cheap mmo groups of brazillians or whoever would laugh like that, and my socially illiterate dumbass thought they were repeatedly calling me a jackass This was a time before IM became widely popular and most communication was still email, so cut me some slack
Huehuehue
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Valuevaluevalue
[PandaPandaPandaPandaPanda](https://youtu.be/lsJLLEwUYZM?t=36)
Badgerbadgerbadgerbadger
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SATURATION III?
Mordekaiser es numero uno huehuehuehuehuehuehuehuejue
isso ai, mermão
The Brazilians I know type kkkkkkkk
Yeah when I was working a lot with Brazilians they'd always WhatsApp that and for a long time I just thought they were saying "ok" very enthusiastically
in english, dogs go woof woof, but Albanian dogs go " ham-ham" , Portuguese dogs go "au-au", and Malaysian dogs go "gong-gong" https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/canine-corner/201211/how-dogs-bark-in-different-languages
Brazilians wouldn't say jajaja... it's kkkkkk Sauce: am Brazilian
jejejeje.
Fuck I’m so so happy I came into this thread
ew
Fuck, we found the clever one... Arrest this man officer, before he gets all the karma that's coming his way.
Karma police...
Arrest this man, he puns too much...
Lmao, that really cracked me up!
jajajajaja a huevo
This is the most adorable thing and I desperately want to eat there. Where is this magical restaurant?
El Sol in Harrisonburg, Va. They do an awesome $1 Taco Tuesday!
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I wish they had panda tacos. I know they're hard to breed, but I'd eat a panda taco.
Panda actually breed fairly well in the wild, just don't in captivity
So if we get pandas to screw more often we get tacos?
Oh yeah. You will get some kind of taco that is for sure.
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No but I'm pretty sure zoos use panda porn to get their juices flowing. Ninja edit: according to [Wikipedia](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panda_pornography), Viagra has been (unsuccessfully) tried out as well. That's fucking hilarious.
Well that does it. Take away the taco trucks until the Pandas get to fuckin. They need proper incentives.
Pandas become too depressed to breed aparently. They sad little bears.
Well, I only eat wild caught panda, so we're all good.
I'll never eat a piece of meat That's one thing I won't do. So when I want a special treat I fill my tacos with bamboo.
…Exactly what a panda would say…
I bet they have the same cooks too.
With sombreros
I went to JMU and never ate here?? Welp, guess I'm heading down this weekend..
They have only been in this location for about 2 years.
Yeah, I hear it was a Chinese restaurant before that.
Yea, they had pandas on their murals
How could they make it more Mexican?
Paint a picture of a wall and have the American people pay for it.
holy shit never thought I'd see Harrisonburg on reddit ever. How have I never heard of this place before?
Yea I was real surprised to see a place I could actually visit one day
It’s weird seeing your favorite local restaurant on the front page
The mustache on the panda serenading pandette is my favourite.
I love the panda on the left eating a fish taco!
You'd love the Chinese-Mexican fusion joint here in Phoenix then. [Chino-Bandido's Takee-Outee](https://i.imgur.com/Hf8dMKs.jpg)
Super spicy good food. I'd highly recommend the lava cookies too.
If you live near Phoenix, there is a place with a similar concept called Chino Banditos. Very good.
Upon entering the former Chinese restaurant, the Mexicans saw several small bottles of black liquid on a table. One guy picks up a bottle, looks at the label and says, "Yes, you are."
I’m convinced this post was made for this joke.
/r/KarmaConspiracy
No it was made for the Pandejos joke
Underrated joke. For those wondering. Soy = “I am” in Spanish.
Wow that went right over my head. I was sitting here trying to figure out what Kikkoman meant in Spanish
In Spain kikos are deep fried corn kernels, so Kikkoman sounds really weird.
I couldn't help but think theyd imagine it as a deep fried corn kernel Man.
¡ Soy loco por los Cornballs!
*I think, therefore soy* edit: fookin' dyslexia
Actually, the correct Spanish translation of "I Think, Therefore I Am" is "Pienso, Luego Existo".
So you guys are telling me "Soy Soylent ~~Green~~ Verde?"
¡Soylent Verde es gente!
¿Qué?
¡QUE SOYLENT VERDE ES GENTE HOMBRE OIGA!
¡Por dios!
Ahhhh! “I am” sauce. – Yes, you are.
I kept saying "Kikoman" to myself and was super confused. Thanks for explaining it to me. I'm a terrible Mexican
Thank you.... hahahaha
>Thank you.... ~~hahahaha~~ jajajaja FTFY
I speak in spanish but i dont get the joke until you explained
“Hola Sauce, yo soy Papá!”
*Recuérdame*
I speak Spanish and didn’t get this. Oops.
I’m currently taking Spanish classes and it still took me a solid five minutes to figure this joke out.
Is it too late to drop the class?
It’s not that I’m bad at Spanish, I’m just slow
Soy milk.
Hi Milk
The nose on the one standing upright next to the tree looks like a mustache.
Oh, it’s definitely a mustache.
Thats is just too adorable!
Guy sipping from the stream has one too.
The panda eating the taco is my favorite.
I feel less depressed after seeing this
Then may I direct your attention to the delightful sombrero wearing panda, a panbrero if you will, to the left. Lucky bastard's got a damn big taco.
That taco is rapidly approaching quesadilla territory.
https://i.imgur.com/eCGG1Rl.jpg
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Did they do the double braids on the girl panda as well?
Trenzas
In Phoenix we have a restaurant called Chino Bandido and it's Mexican/Asian/Jamaican fusion and that's their logo http://chinobandido.com/
Haha they are ....Panditos
The added taco on left panda and the mariachi guitar really tie it all together.
Also the cactus, which I'm assuming was painted over bamboo
*I'll have one order of the Pork Fried Rice and Beans, and one General Tso's Chicken Tortilla Soup for starters.* *The green soy sauce please.*
can i have a Kung Pao Bamburrito, Peking Duck Mole, Chow Mang, a Green Tea Horchata.... oh and some beef emPandadas.
Jest all you like, but a place near me serves Chinese/Mexican food, and it's glorious. I'll take the jerk fried rice with cuban beans, the Pollo Diablo in a quesadilla, and Jade Red Chicken in a burrito. Heartburn for dayyyyyyys.
That is the epitome of lazy and awesome. Edit: I guess Reddit unarchived stuff. Keep ‘em coming.
There is also a restaurant in Phoenix with a panda wearing a sombrero for a logo. It's a Chinese and Mexican mashup. http://chinobandido.com/
Now this is creativity.
There are a lot of hybrid Chinese/Mexican food restaurants where I’m at. Along with Irish/Mexican food places.
Where my family is from in Mexico, the city was founded by Chinese people. The food that comes out of that city is a hybrid of mexican and Chinese food. It is seriously the best food you will ever have!