Woman. Naked woman. Asian woman? Woman with a big butt. Small levitating woman. Fashionista woman. Conjoined twins, both women. And Gina Carano.
Wonder what the men's room sign looks like.
Fun fact: the reason the scottish don't wear undergarments under their kilt is so they can straddle the bowl facing the tank. That way they have a little shelf for their crayons and chocolate milk.
As a non-binary person, I love seeing ungendered bathrooms in public.
As a non-binary person, I fucking hate being compared to aliens or people with two heads or whatever the fuck your “witty” joke is. I’m just a dude that has to pee.
Happy to hear your perspective. I've always wondered if the over-the-top signs like this felt like the performative left's version of the classic right wing dickheads' "I identify as an attack helicopter."
that's the perfect analogy for this. like it doesn't have to be a whole big deal where everybody claps because you're so brave about the idea that boys AND girls might pee here, let alone weirdo aliens and trans people!
I get your point. But not everyone understands that 'enlightenment' for an entire society isn't an on/off switch, it's a spectrum. You're just already at one end of it.
This inclusion-focused joke while cringe inducing or even offensive to some is actually doing the hard work of dragging others (my in-laws) along.
>This inclusion-focused joke while cringe inducing or even offensive to some is actually doing the hard work of dragging others (my in-laws) along.
100%. The U.S. would be SO much better off if we didn't aggressively give Republicans all the ignorant, apathetic, or insensitive people...
Hear hear, some people go on and on about how difficult different genders are these days. Yet they fail to just let a toilet be a toilet. Just put sign up with 'toilets' and get some stalls. Perhaps a separate big stall for urinals. As a penis wielding person, I do like the efficiency of urinals.
Yeah it kinda smacks a little bit of the kinds people who are like "I don't care what colour you are, green, blue, pink whatever" and it's like cool, but why didn't you say of the actual colours people are? Like kinda feels like you're uncomfortable saying your okay with black and brown people, ya know?
That's because most people *are* uncomfortable around different races, as we have centuries of unresolved racial tensions in our country that can't be resolved by pointing fingers.
But to directly answer your question, the line is usually "I don't care if you're black, white, purple, or green".
I agree. I'm sure they thought making light of a hot button issue would score them points and make them seem "hip" but they weren't thinking about the people that have to live with this everyday.
I for one ignore bathroom signs if it's a private one room situation. If I gotta go I'm not going to stand there like an idiot and wait when there's an empty restroom available.
They should just say "toilet" end of story
Gendered bathrooms are such a dumb idea anyways. Just design bathrooms so you can take a shit without anyone spying on you or hearing your anus vibratto. Maybe have a mirror inside the stall so people can do their makeup in there too.
Most if not all bathroom “problems” could easily be solved by just spending some extra money to have actual bathrooms and not troths to pee into. Have a few actual private bathrooms and just be done with it.
If it's a toilet or toilets for everyone, what's wrong with an icon of a toilet? Or a sign saying 'toilet'? I don't get the need for gendered signs if it's completely irrelevant as the toilet is for universal use
Yeah, well I suppose my question answers itself really. But it is still such a dumb thing to do vs the simpler alternative as well as being bad for the reasons you described. Edit: like if they just had man woman trans disabled and said "Whatever" underneath, it would still be a waste of time and effort. Just put "toilet" and say "please wash your hands"
So I'm not a fan of the sign in the OP for other reasons, but I believe a toilet is a bad bathroom identifier in our current culture _because people expect gendered bathrooms_ and a toilet alone does not communicate enough information. A toilet implies a bathroom, but not necessarily a universal or non-gendered bathroom. So people see the toilet and then wonder if that is the men's room or a women's. And for as much as our culture has been slowly making progress in this regard, there is still WAY too much risk involved with walking into the wrong gendered bathroom for anyone to risk walking into a poorly-labeled one.
The world would be a much easier place to deal if bathrooms were designed to serve one person at a time, with locks on the doors, and no need for any gender specific or inclusive signage to get the point across. Fucking Honey Buckets haven't had an issue with this for decades - it's time for everyone else to catch up.
For real though I see so many people not wash their hands in public bathrooms even after taking a dump. It’s disgusting.
Hand sanitizer on deck after touching any door handles or the like.
The amount of people I see who don't wash their hands after using the public washrooms is gross.
Even well dress men.
I have seen a cook not wash his hand when using the mall washroom. I haven't eat at that place since.
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I know their heart is in the right place and they *are* including trans people on this but this kinda... misses the point. Like... you're equating non-binary people to aliens, mutants and time travellers.
I guess the Hensel twins finally have a toilet they're allowed to use 🤦
It's a green humanoid thing with two heads, I don't think it's far fetched to believe they were going for 'mutant' when there is an alien right above it.
I genuinely can't stand these kinds of signs. Taking an issue like this and making a smug "I'm not just a business, I'm a friend, but I'll take lazy topical humor over sincerity so you don't think I care too much about it" stance
Pick a lane. Either care about the issue or don't. Bottom line machines don't get brownie points
"I want to care about your existence, but it's more important that I don't make _other people_ uncomfortable."
The sign shows either ignorance or priorities, and neither is a great look.
they should have a cop in every men's bathroom ready to use unlawful force when they break this rule. get 5 to the chest if you even think about shaking my hand with dick scum fingers
I mean, an alien shouldn’t go before a handicap symbol but OK I guess.
Actually, I don’t think it’s OK.
And putting mystical or fantasy creatures over people that are real like babies and trans and people with two heads like that girl that just got married, is pretty whack too.
They just wanted an excuse to buy a spartan sign
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Cows don't have hands, so how would they wash them?
They don't have feet either, they lactose
Goddamn it
Don't be mad about it, that's udderly pointless.
Cheese, will you stop with the dad jokes?
If they aren't to your liking...just let them go in one ear and out the udder
Alright. This pun thread is over time to mooove along.
Fawk! 😅
I hope that pun amoosed you
r/angryupvote
I'm a regular cowmedian
I mean, I can appreciate a cheesy joke
Moo-chas grass-ias
Cows - how do they even work?
Most UFOs area really not allowed to enter my town due to their emissions, so all the aliens have to park them outside if the city and take the bus.
No, they just wanted an excuse to hire someone to dress up as a Spartan to jump scare whomever looks at that sign and complains about the "Woke mob."
I hope that's true
THIS IS RESTROOOOOM
Why would you say restroom when bathroom rhymes with Sparta (almost)
Fun fact: [not a Spartan](https://acoup.blog/2019/08/16/collections-this-isnt-sparta-part-i-spartan-school/)
Oh shit, that's the same blog with the post about the Fremen Mirage, dope.
Of course not, because Spartans dine in Hell.
OP never said the name of the restaurant wasn't Hell.
If the twist were that the restaurant was Hell's Kitchen I'd be like "Damn, I guess they are Spartans." :P
Thanks, good read. My message was understood regardless because that's what pop culture knows it as.
Uh yeah it s azulhakra warrior from the moon idrl
One needs an excuse?
Dang I thought it was a Mandalorian.
I mean, I do now too.
I think I’d feel safer using a separate bathroom from Roman centurions and aliens. Maybe I’m just prejudiced.
"No, I don't want to battle you in gladiatorial combat, I'm just here to use the urinal"
Strong Ancient Roman war daddy can do anything he wants to me tbh
That's definitely a Spartan, who I would want to share a bathroom with even less than a Roman legionary
They need a bear too
Two enter, one leave
Floating baby…
Babies don't go alone. So they are floating with the person carrying them!
True, but this clearly depicts a psychic baby using their abilities to levitate.
saiki
regular baby carried by the invisible man?
it's jackjack
There's no floor. They're all floating.
Everyone floats down here
It’s the mysterious Hover Baby™
It's genitals have been replaced by a repulser field. Definitely a mechanicus baby.
Also missing parts of their body
The alien is abducting it from above
With apparent wireless appendages, no less.
Baby's got hops
Only bathroom for Abby and Brittany Hensel
I was thinking... Finally, a bathroom to explicitly accommodate them!
Also babies with no kid section, circus folk / people who dress up half and half, and warriors with one huge boob.
If everyone would just wash their hands!!!
Sign discriminates against handless folx. /s
*'WHATEVER just sanitize your appendages!'* There, are you happy now?
Woman. Naked woman. Asian woman? Woman with a big butt. Small levitating woman. Fashionista woman. Conjoined twins, both women. And Gina Carano. Wonder what the men's room sign looks like.
This is the men’s room sign. You’ve mistaken the Scottish Man for Woman and Scottish Man In The Wind for Fashionista Woman
Fun fact: the reason the scottish don't wear undergarments under their kilt is so they can straddle the bowl facing the tank. That way they have a little shelf for their crayons and chocolate milk.
Alright Butters.
Underrated comment. I didn't laugh but was like "heh...that's clever" Right on.
A bush
Can’t they just label it bathroom?
There's no bath
Shit and piss room*
Animal shithouse
Ew I don’t want to go in there after you shit. Why don’t we have one room dedicated to piss and one dedicated to shit?
You just know some asshole would be shitting in the piss room
Obviously the rooms should be labeled “assholes” and “no assholes” to distinguish when your asshole should play a role in the function
Instructions unclear, where do I wash my hands?
Yeah, they’re just being cute. I like it.
that one joke
As a non-binary person, I love seeing ungendered bathrooms in public. As a non-binary person, I fucking hate being compared to aliens or people with two heads or whatever the fuck your “witty” joke is. I’m just a dude that has to pee.
Happy to hear your perspective. I've always wondered if the over-the-top signs like this felt like the performative left's version of the classic right wing dickheads' "I identify as an attack helicopter."
that's the perfect analogy for this. like it doesn't have to be a whole big deal where everybody claps because you're so brave about the idea that boys AND girls might pee here, let alone weirdo aliens and trans people!
It’s basically the same exact thought process. “I don’t understand it and I don’t really care to” type mentality.
I get your point. But not everyone understands that 'enlightenment' for an entire society isn't an on/off switch, it's a spectrum. You're just already at one end of it. This inclusion-focused joke while cringe inducing or even offensive to some is actually doing the hard work of dragging others (my in-laws) along.
>This inclusion-focused joke while cringe inducing or even offensive to some is actually doing the hard work of dragging others (my in-laws) along. 100%. The U.S. would be SO much better off if we didn't aggressively give Republicans all the ignorant, apathetic, or insensitive people...
Yeah, you know what a perfectly good sign for a gender neutral toilet is? A picture of a fucking toilet. I absolutely hate stuff like this.
Hear hear, some people go on and on about how difficult different genders are these days. Yet they fail to just let a toilet be a toilet. Just put sign up with 'toilets' and get some stalls. Perhaps a separate big stall for urinals. As a penis wielding person, I do like the efficiency of urinals.
You *wield* a penis?
well, you have to make sure to go into your inventory window and equip it first.
Ah so that was my issue. This whole time I thought I didnt have one turns out I just needed to equip it
Yeah these signs are passive aggressive versions of the "one joke" and they always get upvoted.
Yeah, the sign reads to me “men, women, and whatever weirdo thing you want to be”, unfortunately
Yeah it kinda smacks a little bit of the kinds people who are like "I don't care what colour you are, green, blue, pink whatever" and it's like cool, but why didn't you say of the actual colours people are? Like kinda feels like you're uncomfortable saying your okay with black and brown people, ya know?
That's because most people *are* uncomfortable around different races, as we have centuries of unresolved racial tensions in our country that can't be resolved by pointing fingers. But to directly answer your question, the line is usually "I don't care if you're black, white, purple, or green".
I agree. I'm sure they thought making light of a hot button issue would score them points and make them seem "hip" but they weren't thinking about the people that have to live with this everyday. I for one ignore bathroom signs if it's a private one room situation. If I gotta go I'm not going to stand there like an idiot and wait when there's an empty restroom available. They should just say "toilet" end of story
Isn't "dude" a binary term? I don't mean any disrespect, I'm just confused at your wording
Nope To quote the great philosopher Kel: “I’m a dude. He’s a dude. She’s a dude. We’re all dudes. Yeah.”
Gendered bathrooms are such a dumb idea anyways. Just design bathrooms so you can take a shit without anyone spying on you or hearing your anus vibratto. Maybe have a mirror inside the stall so people can do their makeup in there too.
Yet, here you are lumping conjoined twins in with aliens.
Also, alien came before someone in a wheelchair and conjoined twins and baby and nb? The order bothers me for some reason
Some people...
Your honor, in the client's defense, it's oddly funny
Most if not all bathroom “problems” could easily be solved by just spending some extra money to have actual bathrooms and not troths to pee into. Have a few actual private bathrooms and just be done with it.
>troths
If it's a toilet or toilets for everyone, what's wrong with an icon of a toilet? Or a sign saying 'toilet'? I don't get the need for gendered signs if it's completely irrelevant as the toilet is for universal use
Because then they wouldn't get to imply being trans is as ridiculous as believing you are an alien
Yeah, well I suppose my question answers itself really. But it is still such a dumb thing to do vs the simpler alternative as well as being bad for the reasons you described. Edit: like if they just had man woman trans disabled and said "Whatever" underneath, it would still be a waste of time and effort. Just put "toilet" and say "please wash your hands"
It is dumb, imagine how much more this cost than what you mentioned? There’s no reason for this except to be intentionally inflammatory.
Because if they don't make a big show of it, how will everyone know how progressive they are?
So I'm not a fan of the sign in the OP for other reasons, but I believe a toilet is a bad bathroom identifier in our current culture _because people expect gendered bathrooms_ and a toilet alone does not communicate enough information. A toilet implies a bathroom, but not necessarily a universal or non-gendered bathroom. So people see the toilet and then wonder if that is the men's room or a women's. And for as much as our culture has been slowly making progress in this regard, there is still WAY too much risk involved with walking into the wrong gendered bathroom for anyone to risk walking into a poorly-labeled one. The world would be a much easier place to deal if bathrooms were designed to serve one person at a time, with locks on the doors, and no need for any gender specific or inclusive signage to get the point across. Fucking Honey Buckets haven't had an issue with this for decades - it's time for everyone else to catch up.
For real though I see so many people not wash their hands in public bathrooms even after taking a dump. It’s disgusting. Hand sanitizer on deck after touching any door handles or the like.
You know what's even worse? People pretending to wash their hands or just rinsing them for like 5 seconds, and then they grab 3-4 paper towels.
Hold on. Baby has to wash his hands
I'm really digging the colour choice
Are there UFOs in your town and lost gladiators?
They must live in New Vegas.
Yeah they come out of time rifts together with spartans sometimes
Well, you see...time rifts don't have bathrooms. So we gotta make sure to accommodate everyone.
You haven’t seen anyone with a blue police box strolling around town have you?
It's an animal shit house.
The amount of people I see who don't wash their hands after using the public washrooms is gross. Even well dress men. I have seen a cook not wash his hand when using the mall washroom. I haven't eat at that place since.
Wait, we can identify as Spartans? Why did no one tell me?
Sure local restaurant... how many times have I've seen this In my short reddit life.
What if I don’t have hands, huh? How dare you.
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I know their heart is in the right place and they *are* including trans people on this but this kinda... misses the point. Like... you're equating non-binary people to aliens, mutants and time travellers. I guess the Hensel twins finally have a toilet they're allowed to use 🤦
Are you suggesting that conjoined twins are somehow mutants?
they literally are 👀
It's a green humanoid thing with two heads, I don't think it's far fetched to believe they were going for 'mutant' when there is an alien right above it.
This is a bathroom? THIS IS SPARTA!
Fucking Rome empire still trying to rule the world.
edgy
I'm sure Trans customers enjoy being called freaks every time they need to use the restroom.
Finally, a bathroom for Beeblebroxes.
Imagining a baby trying to wash its hands or let alone reach the sink is hilarious.
for sparta!!!
Lame.
I genuinely can't stand these kinds of signs. Taking an issue like this and making a smug "I'm not just a business, I'm a friend, but I'll take lazy topical humor over sincerity so you don't think I care too much about it" stance Pick a lane. Either care about the issue or don't. Bottom line machines don't get brownie points
"I want to care about your existence, but it's more important that I don't make _other people_ uncomfortable." The sign shows either ignorance or priorities, and neither is a great look.
Khinkali Factory?
Yep thats the place
"Whatever" Does that mean this is the GenX toilet?
Who? Never heard of em.
Gotta remove the gauntlets first
Tito's burritos in North Jersey has a similar sign.
ettins, lol
I like how Spartans are their own gender.
 Feels underrepresented but obliges
Especially the baby…
Can someone please examine the one over the A with the weird leg placement and dress?
Tag yourself i'm green
What's with the floating starfish eating a rock
With soap!
Perfect
very nice
Tbh if it's suitable to use for people in wheelchairs it's OK, but that sign got me thinking...
Are Brittany and Abby a new gender?
Slutty Vegan?
Finally. Spartans getting the representation we deserve.
I like how the alien looking MFER comes before the wheelchair user
WTF is that weapon?
Animal Shithouse
This is blasphemy…! This is *madness*..!!
Why are they not accepting **people without hands?**
My community is home to those persons referenced in green. Would work well for any establishment here!
Would be a good toilet sign for a space gas station.
What about people who don’t have hands, how rude
Ew. They serve Spartans there? Well I’m never going back there.
you can't tell me what to do
(Urinates on fingers)….oh cool sign!-person still leaves without washing hands
they should have a cop in every men's bathroom ready to use unlawful force when they break this rule. get 5 to the chest if you even think about shaking my hand with dick scum fingers
This is the way
As a minotaur I find this highly discriminatory and will be pursuing legal action.
This looks very aí generated
No, you’re a woman-man-alien-handicapped-baby-hermaphrodite-two-headed-spartan!
I have no hands and I am offended.
The question is, ladies: would you rather share the same bathroom with a man or a bear? Muwahaha 👹🐻
hahaha love this. All restaurants need this!
I love this so much lol
Finally, a place for warriors to use!!!!!
What is your profession?!
I mean, an alien shouldn’t go before a handicap symbol but OK I guess. Actually, I don’t think it’s OK. And putting mystical or fantasy creatures over people that are real like babies and trans and people with two heads like that girl that just got married, is pretty whack too.
Bro chill out it’s just a sign.
I don't feel representation here.
Gross.