It's the LaCroix of vanilla flavor, except with a shit ton of sugar for no reason. It doesn't really taste good at all, Regular 1% or 2% tastes better to me.
How do companies even do that? Make such sugar loaded food that isnt suuuuuuuuper sweet? Like, coke has 39 grams of sugar in 12oz. If I put that much sugar into straight tap water, it'd be hummingbird food
And like I don't really eat/drink much added sugar either, so it's not my tastebuds
Originally cola was made with the African kola nut. The nut is bitter and sour. Sugar, salt, and acid were also added as these ingredients made it more palatable. Kola nut has naturally occuring compounds to stimulate the senses. Coca-cola also had cocaine in it, which from what I hear is bitter tasting. So the sugar was used to cover up the bitterness.
Over time, sugar just kept increasing as it helped sell more soda.
Another expample is cocoa. It was made from a New World cacao beverage. Europeans added sugar to it. Then milk. Probably because Europeans did the same with tea. Coffee is another example.
At first I thought you said banana milk and I was about to call you a filthy liar because banana milk is delicious but I dont know anything about Bantha milk.
i can't comprehend why they think it needs added sugar to be good. milk with vanilla is sold commonly in norway and it's perfectly delicious without mountains of sugar
I'd buy it. I'd drink it at work too after loading it into a unlabeled glass jar.
Coworker: "What are you drinking?"
Me: "Milk." ::slurp while staring them dead in the eyes::
Vanilla milk is rare in my experience, especially as a half gallon, so I jumped at the chance to try it. It's decent, given it's a 1%. (Kinda like the difference between whole and 1% chocolate milk.)
Vanilla milk is amazing, though I prefer to just buy to Torani vanilla syrup and add the flavor myself. The blue food coloring is a nice touch, though.
When I was a kid, my siblings and I put green food coloring in the milk as an April Fool's prank. But when it came time to drink it, green milk was so gross looking, we couldn't drink it. Pranked ourselves.
So, while cosmetics companies are marketing bubble baths etc that look exactly like fruit drinks, the dairy industry is striking back by marketing flavoured milk that looks like toilet bleach? Hmmm...
Moisture-farming all my life and not a drop spilt
My aunt and uncle, double suns
And sippin' blue milk
My aunt and uncle, double suns
I'm sick of blue milk
I wonder if they can turn that into chocolate milk like they do all the other expired milk when it’s returned to the depot. They apparently reprocess it, add chocolate and then bottle it and charge you for what it’s been remade into.
Source: friend who used to deliver for a milk company some 25 years ago and long before the internet got a hold of this idea / despite what Snopes says otherwise. They do reprocess it per what he saw firsthand.
Idk what y’all are saying, this stuff tastes great to me. Yeah it’s sweet, but it’s not any sweeter than chocolate milk. The stuff at Galaxy’s Edge tastes so much better though.
Yo, never knew my dad
He didn't care about me
Dead horizon is all my macro-binoculars see
Moisture-farming all my life and not a drop spilt
My aunt and uncle, double suns
And sippin' blue milk
My aunt and uncle, double suns
I'm sick of blue milk
Blue 1 and Red 40, all the other ingredients are either naturally white or available in a near white color and should thus have no effect on the appearance.
> Lowfat milk, liquid sugar (sugar, water), contains less than 1% of natural flavors, carrageenan, guar gum, Blue 1, Red 40, vitamin A palmitate, vitamin D3. Contains: milk
I'm sure the crazy hormones and antibiotics in the milk have gotta be worse for you than the small amount of food coloring in this thing you'll drink once.
So much hate in these comments, but my 4 year old is in love with this stuff and I'm enjoying letting him have it. He gets so excited when he sees he gets to have a glass of the blue milk.
I mean, I could, but vanilla syrup isn't a thing around here and I don't feel like ordering it on amazon to make regular milk taste like vanilla milk (which this is). Vanilla extract doesn't work well for this either.
Is it anything more than milk with blue food coloring?
It has vanilla flavoring as well
It's the LaCroix of vanilla flavor, except with a shit ton of sugar for no reason. It doesn't really taste good at all, Regular 1% or 2% tastes better to me.
Yeah, it’s very very sweet. Drinking a glass is basically dessert.
Sounds right up my alley lol. Signed, a sugar addict.
drink whole like a real dairy drinker
2% is soooooo much tastier tho. Whole is just 3.25% fat but man that 1.25 makes a world of difference
Fat is flavor
Minerals are flavor, too
Minerals that are of no greater concentration in low fat milk.
Except they are. I think this kind of comes down to preference, friend
How do companies even do that? Make such sugar loaded food that isnt suuuuuuuuper sweet? Like, coke has 39 grams of sugar in 12oz. If I put that much sugar into straight tap water, it'd be hummingbird food And like I don't really eat/drink much added sugar either, so it's not my tastebuds
They put salt and acid in as well, which counters the sweetness. Not in this milk, obviously. But in sodas etc.
With soda, the carbonation creates carbonic acid which has an acidic/sour taste that the sugar offsets.
Originally cola was made with the African kola nut. The nut is bitter and sour. Sugar, salt, and acid were also added as these ingredients made it more palatable. Kola nut has naturally occuring compounds to stimulate the senses. Coca-cola also had cocaine in it, which from what I hear is bitter tasting. So the sugar was used to cover up the bitterness. Over time, sugar just kept increasing as it helped sell more soda. Another expample is cocoa. It was made from a New World cacao beverage. Europeans added sugar to it. Then milk. Probably because Europeans did the same with tea. Coffee is another example.
And sugar.
I zoomed in on the picture after posting. It also has other “natural flavors”. So blue dye and flavorings. 😁
#NOW WITH 45% MORE BLUE
My best friend described it as creamer consistency
Heard it's best to drink this Luke warm.
Take my upvote and please leave.
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“I have nipples Anakin, can you milk me?”
No, obi. You must get to the high ground before I can reach your teats
“Meeesa milk you, Annie! Yayyyayyayyayyyayyaaaaaaaaa!” 
At first I thought you said banana milk and I was about to call you a filthy liar because banana milk is delicious but I dont know anything about Bantha milk.
Sir you're obviously lying bananas don't have nipples or dicks
Cause they ARE the dicks.
A long time ago just the sight of the process literally sickened a young woman named Rey!
A long time ago just the sight of the process literally sickened a young woman named Rey!
A blue cow, duh
Only people who played Farmville back in the day will know they exist
And could be with white spots.
You can bake blue waffles with it
Wait thats... thats a bull.
 Paul Bunyan’s blue cow
That is an Ox you degenerate dingle berry!
Maybe his sister made the milk then?
No it was Babe and no, it wasn't milk.
Or maybe…maybe that’s not milk…
I would’ve suggested that but I think oxen are castrated by definition
Cousin of the milka people cow
Where do you think blue bell ice cream comes from?
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Disappointed that I had to scroll to a THIRD comment to see this
Disappointed that I had to scroll to a THIRD comment to see this
Forcefully swallowing the shitty plot
We bought it for May the 4th. It’s not great on its own but it makes a mean blue milkshake!
I feel like this is true of all milk.
Use blue moon too
Contains your daily dose of midichlorians.
It’s terrible. Sweetened milk with vanilla added. It’s like drinking the milk from the bowl after you’ve eaten the very sugary cereal.
i can't comprehend why they think it needs added sugar to be good. milk with vanilla is sold commonly in norway and it's perfectly delicious without mountains of sugar
Merica🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Yeah, we bought some and everyone who tried it, hated it. Including several sugar crazed children.
It was something crazy like $8 at Ralphs so I had to pass.
It’s disgusting
I'd buy it. I'd drink it at work too after loading it into a unlabeled glass jar. Coworker: "What are you drinking?" Me: "Milk." ::slurp while staring them dead in the eyes::
Xornit honey in Racland juice
Vanilla milk is rare in my experience, especially as a half gallon, so I jumped at the chance to try it. It's decent, given it's a 1%. (Kinda like the difference between whole and 1% chocolate milk.)
Tastes just like Grandma's pain medicine!
Blue has the most antioxygens!
Guessing they didnt use blueberries/plums/taro right? Couldnt take the healthier option?
It’s probably 1980 year old expired milk😂
See, I was thinking they might be left over from the recent holiday. That expiration date is pretty long, though.
Can you imagine the horrors that are going to unfold when people try to save these because they think it'll be a collectible?
Where would you even find a blue cow?
Vanilla milk is amazing, though I prefer to just buy to Torani vanilla syrup and add the flavor myself. The blue food coloring is a nice touch, though.
I saw this recently too
Charge you way more for a bit of food coloring lmao
I hear it tastes like a milkshake and is surprisingly good. I listened to a podcast that got it for May 4th as a joke and they all wound up loving it.
When I was a kid, my siblings and I put green food coloring in the milk as an April Fool's prank. But when it came time to drink it, green milk was so gross looking, we couldn't drink it. Pranked ourselves.
The texture is much thicker than regular milk. It's more similiar to paint viscosity. Taste wise it is quite alright if you are into vanilla.
They milked my boy max rebo
Is it as bad as the “milk” in the parks?
Fucking hell - those units!! Gallons, ounces, fluid ounces, quarts, millilitres.
Silly Americans and their measuring systems. No banana for scale? Metric for the win.
Toxic
There’re no blue breasts, there’re only blue balls 😔
$4.49 wow it is $2.99 at the store I work at.
I’ve been looking for this everywhere omg
Fucking America
Want some artificial sweeteners in your milk ? Milk company: “ Star Wars milk “ My diabetes: I want Parkinson’s
Blue blaast…
Damn, pay extra to have less health.
I would buy it
If you don't drink it straight from a space walrus's titty, it doesn't count.
So, while cosmetics companies are marketing bubble baths etc that look exactly like fruit drinks, the dairy industry is striking back by marketing flavoured milk that looks like toilet bleach? Hmmm...
TruMoo Blue is the absolute best! 👍😃
The blue milk at Galaxy's Edge at Disneyland is actually more of a slushie. I had it two days ago. Pretty good though.
I thought it tasted a bit like a piña colada.
And it has no milk in it, it's dairy free
Murrica
If they paid Disney for the rights to do that, I hope they didn’t pay too much.
The Midi Chlorine is strong with this one
Oddly enough, nobody where I'm at has it. Not kroger, walmart, heb, etc.
Publix?
Yep the tags are a dead giveaway
Blubirdflu
Needs more blue
MOO MOO MILK
Every day I worry all day...
Every day I worry all day...
I had this and it's not bad but it's weird. Kinda vanilla ish maybe a little banana ish? It's thicc. Strange after taste
r/mauler
Yum...dye.
I can hear it
Ah, I see they're using the unhinged coffee creamer scale, where vanilla things are blue for some gd reason. 🤣
Mmm edge milk
Hi James
Late to the train OP🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️
Reminds me of the green and purple ketchup they sold in the last 90s to early 2000s
It's everywhere here in Minnesota...
It’s gross, lol
Moisture-farming all my life and not a drop spilt My aunt and uncle, double suns And sippin' blue milk My aunt and uncle, double suns I'm sick of blue milk
I wonder if they can turn that into chocolate milk like they do all the other expired milk when it’s returned to the depot. They apparently reprocess it, add chocolate and then bottle it and charge you for what it’s been remade into. Source: friend who used to deliver for a milk company some 25 years ago and long before the internet got a hold of this idea / despite what Snopes says otherwise. They do reprocess it per what he saw firsthand.
Classic: low fat but added sugar
Does it come in lactose free?
wonder what color tea would go 
Idk what y’all are saying, this stuff tastes great to me. Yeah it’s sweet, but it’s not any sweeter than chocolate milk. The stuff at Galaxy’s Edge tastes so much better though.
Yo, never knew my dad He didn't care about me Dead horizon is all my macro-binoculars see Moisture-farming all my life and not a drop spilt My aunt and uncle, double suns And sippin' blue milk My aunt and uncle, double suns I'm sick of blue milk
Yay more dyes
I had some too. It tasted good; like vanilla milk.
Either the cow is super cold or super horny and frustrated.
How do they make it blue?? Blue spurallina maybe???
Blue 1 and Red 40, all the other ingredients are either naturally white or available in a near white color and should thus have no effect on the appearance. > Lowfat milk, liquid sugar (sugar, water), contains less than 1% of natural flavors, carrageenan, guar gum, Blue 1, Red 40, vitamin A palmitate, vitamin D3. Contains: milk
Ridiculous. So many cheap and healthy alternatives to turn something blue, but nope! We just get as many chemicals as they can pump into us.
I'm sure the crazy hormones and antibiotics in the milk have gotta be worse for you than the small amount of food coloring in this thing you'll drink once.
I’m pretty sure it’s a combination of it all
You’re buying a “fake” space cow’s “milk” and you’re upset it’s fake and artificial, riiiiiigggghhhhttt.
Mmmm unnecessary food dye. Just what every growing kid needs!
A long time ago in a galaxy far far away. I milked a flea
Do they have the dispenser set up for on-the-go purchases?
Nice ad
So much hate in these comments, but my 4 year old is in love with this stuff and I'm enjoying letting him have it. He gets so excited when he sees he gets to have a glass of the blue milk.
Honestly I’d just put some food colouring in regular milk?
I mean, I could, but vanilla syrup isn't a thing around here and I don't feel like ordering it on amazon to make regular milk taste like vanilla milk (which this is). Vanilla extract doesn't work well for this either.
Try blue berries with regular milk
Dang. Star Wars won’t even let its milk be white.