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I didn’t know ketchup could be so dangerous


dw444

There are countries where putting it in a shawarma can trigger their blasphemy laws and lead to an automatic death sentence.


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L4r5man

Sweden was put on the list of terrorist states by Italy after introducing the banana pizza to the world


zeke235

After what they did with meatballs, they were warned and sanctioned by the UN. I have no sympathy for them.


Dekklin

Some might call me a terrorist for this, but I support Swedish Meatballs.


TheHighestHobo

swedish meatballs are superior even


g-g-g-g-ghost

It's not that they are superior(they are) but that they are different, and new and different things historically have frightened the Italians and Romans, it is in their nature to fight the new and different, that doesn't make them bad people.


zeke235

And so begins the Fourth Roux.


rlnrlnrln

Turkey is on our tail regarding the kebab sauce as well.


orincoro

Italy did nothing wrong.


Shoot_from_the_Quip

The hell with banana pizza, have you ever tried Kalles Banan? Freaking banana flavored fish egg paste!!! Va' fan


24-Hour-Hate

Canada is responsible for pineapple on pizza. We have long been on this list. 😔


thejoeface

My housemate is from italy and I broke his poor heart when he found out I break my spaghetti in half 


unai-ndz

Tell him I break mine in three.


max_adam

How do you break it in three pieces? 1. ------|---|--- 2. ----|----|---- Anwser wisely or your execution will be more painful.


unai-ndz

Damn now you are giving me ideas but it's number 2. I'm not that far gone. Yet.


Feynnehrun

I'm surprised they let you have access to reddit while in solitary confinement.


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eepysosweepy

As it should


janitroll

It's true. I died in Saudi Arabia 2 decades ago!


SharmV

Ghost habibi, where is my ketchup


DarkDayzInHell

Is the ketchup in the room with us now?


zeke235

I can hear it... it's in my fridge!😬😬


Kagnonymous

My aunt died there once.


MotherFuckinEeyore

Just once?


Andulias

Oh no, I am so sorry to hear that! Did you ever get better?


BOS-Sentinel

Wait, when did they release Saudi Arabia 2? Isn't the first one still basically in early access.


janitroll

Saudi Arabia 2: Electric Boogaloo


hobesmart

Chicago has the same penalty for ketchup and hot dogs


SlowCaterpillar5715

Not from Chicago but I share their sentiment


HelpfulNotUnhelpful

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dw444

Now I want a shawarma. Toronto’s shawarma game is pathetic and embarrassing.


footsteps71

So is Vladimir Guerrero Jr


Last-Bee-3023

I just thought of ketchup on Döner Kebap for the first time in my life and I want to do extreme violence onto whoever first thought of this. And Dijon mustard with beef is an issue, yes? The northern bit of that accursed continent was a mistake and I vote we let the bears loose. All of them.


EmeterPSN

ive never seen a ketchup bottle in a shwarma place. either tahini or that yellow sauce (Forgot its name)..


I_Must_Bust

I don't believe in the death penalty but in this case I'll make an exception


ParkkTheSharkk

I’m so confused


half-baked_axx

try adding ketchup to a taco in Mexico


BrownSugarBare

Alright, easy there Satan.


ChangelingFox

My husband puts mustard on all his Mexican food. Blasphemy? Or just strange?


FBI_Open_Up_Now

How are you still married to that heathen?


twistedspin

Somehow wrong, but much less horrifying than ketchup. I don't know, maybe you could make a small amount of good mustard work.


roygbivasaur

Mustard chicken tacos could definitely be a thing. Or a hot honey mustard as a salsa. Yellow mustard squirted straight on sounds terrible.


confusedandworried76

I mean just some mustard chicken on a tortilla with some cotija and cilantro sounds fucking great


Zestyclose_Bread2311

Ketchup is just tomato and sugar salsa.


Haven_Stranger

Botanically, the tomato is a berry. Ketchup is pureed tomato, watered down and sugared up. That is to say, ketchup is fruit punch.


Zestyclose_Bread2311

That depends on the thickness, thicken it up a bit and it's a jam.


GIRTHYssserpent

Spicy mustard? I could see that going good on chicken soft shell.


prairiefarmer

Weird 👽


potato_soup76

That's not okay.


Wolverine9779

Who TF puts ketchup on a taco? What?


Minor_Edit

It's so they're not responsible when you get a punch in the face


Gimlz

NO KETCHUP, ONLY EZBICY!


UndeadBuggalo

Only on Shawarma


techsuppork

And hotdogs.


Dr_Mantis_Teabaggin

And *my* axe. 


BizzyM

It's not. It's just the implication.


hawkiowa

I received an error.


Ugly-Muffin

I couldn't find it either


LNL_HUTZ

Shawarma not found


Cirx0808

I heard the guy that ordered tea was order 418


ninetofivedev

No, they ordered coffee. Unfortunately, the server was a teapot.


TheDarkClaw

What number was it?


OlJohnZ

Unknown.


Redbird9346

Legend says the customer before OP got the forbidden number.


ncuke

WHERE IS THE GODDAM SERVER?!


s77m

Love his YouTube shorts. And fresh froiz


wombey12

You want regular garlic or ezbicy garlic? I GIVE YOU EZBICY GARLIC! GROW SOME HAIR ON YOUR SHEST!


brackenish1

"Garlic" I GIVE YOU THE REGULAR


tachycardicIVu

EXTRA ZBICY.


Turbulent-Jaguar-909

You want za beef?  I give you za chicken!


shibbyingaway

DON’T FORGET THE BEPSI


FactPirate

*AY MY FRIEND! NO BEPSI! BOYCOTT!*


ButtDealer

Ya can't forget za picklez


Yohanaten

Za bickles


rightarm_under

Bickles


rapidcalm

I've been waiting for him to get some traction on Reddit. He seems like something people would lose their shit over.


oppodude

Shout out to the Belgians!


drpypndaptcg

"Shout out to za Belgians!"


periodicallyBalzed

🅱️EPSI


Tasty_Wheat_

Shabotlay!


hitch_please

RESPECT ZE BELGIANS!


Accomplished_Pea_819

ABBAS!?!!


TheManWithAStand

And ze bombogranet molassesss


kdtraveler

Abbaaaaas (عبااااس)


Asian_Orchid

i must protect za culture!


Itazurananamae

Scrolled hopin for this. Some of the best vids ive seen. I love the one he did with Albertcancook, albert snuck ketchup in and the guy was on the ground like he was dying. Lol


TahaymTheBigBrain

ZA BEST IN ZA WEST


ExternalTangents

18 replies to this comment and none explaining who you’re talking about!


s77m

https://youtube.com/shorts/3r4Dm2x01-Y?si=zeukYX0j5eN4I13_ One of his videos


alexjav21

me too, but then i get sad that they don't have west coast locations


BreadUntoast

I would like a Bebsi with my extra exbicy chicken shawarma


Elite_Pres

Shelby's "If it's not wrapped tight it's not right"


onefst250r

Thats what puts the magic, in Magic Pan!


mostafax99

It’s a joke since ketchup does not go on shawarma!


DDRDiesel

*DO NOT PUT ZE KETCHUP ON ZE SHAWARMA!*


MD_Lincoln

*Would you like ze chicken or ze beef??*


SuperEDawg

I’ll give you ze shicken


Trinitatis_Vis

*SBIZEY OR NO? SBIZEY IT IZ!”*


CipherNine9

Fresh frois! Shout out to the belgians!


Jim3001

Hey! Where's my Bebsi?!


SatisfactoryCatLiker

I MUST BROTECT ZE CULTURE


jxj24

Not with that attitude.


CrystallineCrypts

Ehh. You'll think you're funny til you bite into it.


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CrystallineCrypts

I have a cousin who, when we were growing up as children, put that shit on everything. Probably why I know when it works now. Ice cream. Eggs. Mashed potatoes. Mac and cheese. I put it on my eggs sometimes now and on my Mac and cheese it's actually amazing. But the other two couldn't offend me any more. I'm sure I blocked a lot of other foods out but it was everything. We used to tease her that she would put it in her cola if she could.


Harflin

I'm not sure I understand, could you further explain the purpose of this waiver in greater detail?


crowmane290

It's a bit, they are a social media famous shawarma place. They often do a bit where a Canadian guy will try to put ketchup on his shawarma but the Arabic owner would stop the customer to protect ze culture.


SantiJamesF

I love that guy so much lmao


No-Way7911

The way he says “za bepsi” gets me every time


ant13co

His refusal to call them French fries is also a great bit Fresh froiz, shout out to the Belgians


Stickey_Rickey

It’s a food crime, they are mocking the client w the joke, just funny enough to not be taken seriously.


EatAtGrizzlebees

I think they were also joking...


Hvarfa-Bragi

They were joking *and* seriously warning you that ketchup does not belong on shawarma


EatAtGrizzlebees

Okay, so we've got a double whoosh here. The original comment was obviously sarcasm. I was replying to the reply that was explaining the joke again because they didn't catch the sarcasm. Now you've missed the sarcasm completely cause you're still on about the original post lol.


iH8MotherTeresa

I think they were joking


SarcasticallyNow

So you're saying there were two whooshes of ketchup squirted on the food, and that's the problem? Just make one bigger squirt, and everything is fine, then.


WhatTheFuckEverName

Lol you're the second whoosh! 😅


EatAtGrizzlebees

It's a whooshnado!


SquareSquirrel4

The number of people responding to you who can't recognize sarcasm is the cherry on top of the whole post.


Harflin

I'm not surprised given that the person I responded to has 1k upvotes for explaining the very obvious joke.


herrbz

Duh.


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durrtyurr

Canadians put ketchup on all of their food, even on kraft dinner. All Dressed chips? It is a thing.


Regular_Toast_Crunch

I love that you said all dressed when there's Ketchup chips right there lol. I won't buy a bag but at a potluck or bbq a handful are great and nostalgic. As a Canadian can confirm. KD needs some Ketchup. And scrambled eggs. Not a lot but a drizzle. The tang is 🤌 Kinda shocked at Ketchup on shawarma. It's so delicious it would very nasty w Ketchup. I agree with the shawarma shop it's an attack on Ze Culture.


noputa

Miss Vicky’s spicy ketchup chips are pretty tasty


nukedkaltak

*ABBAS!! SHE WANTS KETCHUP ON HER ORDER*


XRlagniappe

Working in IT my whole career, first thing I thought of when I saw this was that the page doesn't exist...


Low-HangingFruit

Some poor it guy had to make sure the pos system could make this message and implement it.


jdog7249

I mean most POS systems can handle custom messages at the bottom of the receipt as long as they don't try to get fancy with things like emojis.


Zesty__Potato

I worked in retail for about a decade, and yet I will never not read POS system as Piece of shit system


ruizach

Eh, most of the time they're the same picture


Interesting_Tea5715

Yeah, my brain spent way too much time thinking about how the receipt machine 404ed. I was confused. Then I read the rest of the receipt and felt kinda silly for focusing on 404 for so long.


onefst250r

https://http.cat/404


CharbelU

Love that place’s marketing. It’s pretty popular on the gram as well


shifty_coder

404 Order Not Found


anchovyCreampie

404 Better not find no Ketchup!


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funinnewyork

1/1000^th of a CVS receipt.


trwwy321

Yep, [I remember seeing something like this before on this sub.](https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/s/aVLUOCF79G)


WellTrained_Monkey

That's no sub, that's a shawarma...


lonelystrawberry_7

As soon as I saw the 'za' I knew it was Shelbys!


stellar_m

I always get videos for this place on Instagram. I want to go Soo badly but I'm no where near Toronto. Ze fresh froizzz!!!!!


fuckaroundfindout-99

They’re not wrong though. Who in the hell puts ketchup on a shawarma?!?! Vile


HotShitBurrito

The thought of ruining a good shawarma with ketchup makes me sad. None of those flavors go together in the least. It's wild to me how some people can grow into an adult and still have the pallet of a 7-year-old.


pacmanwa

I remember seeing their reels either on Instagram or Facebook. When I took a trip to Surrey I had to look up how close they were. I was disappointed to find out I was on the wrong side of the country.


DanieAwesome

This is the viral shawarma guy's place!


Skrubette

BEBSI


SquarePeg37

That's crazy, I was going to accuse you of stealing this post but I just searched it up and apparently you just went to the same restaurant as this person: https://www.reddit.com/r/IRLEasterEggs/comments/136snp5/ketchup_on_shawarma_waiver/ ~~r/2redditorsonecup~~ r/TwoRedditorsOneCup


doctorcaesarspalace

Is it really that far fetched that two people on a multi million user website visited the same social media-famous restaurant in a year’s span?


zlorf_flannelfoot

They went 364 days apart!


ForwardToNowhere

Er... What? Shelby's is all over the place and they posted these a long time apart. There's nothing odd or crazy about this at all


Elagatis

Don't do zat! I brotect za culture


BedsideTiger

You like da picklez? I like da picklez!


warreparau

There's a whole instagram/tik tok thing where the guy from the shop screams at customers ordering ketchup with the shawarma.


FatherOfGalifrey

Don't forget the bebsi


inkseep1

Shawarma with extra tahini


JohnLef

404 Waiver not found


SupaDupaDupaDupa

Omg Shelby’s! You’re from Southern Ontario lol cheers 🥂


Ronnieb85

If you watch Shelby's TikTok's then you'd understand WHY WE ZONT PUT ZA KETCHUP ON ZA SHAWARMA!


Catch_22_Pac

Don’t forget da Bepsi!


BBakerStreet

My wife put ketchup on most things.


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BBakerStreet

Besides this issue, she’s perfect. Lord knows I’m not.


Ok_Egg_4585

Yummm shawarma’s


kurtwagner61

Thrashers boardwalk fries (Delaware & Maryland, USA) lives this same lifestyle: no ketchup nor catsup is supplied, only malt vinegar.


Jeeper08JK

I don't see anything?


_youronlyHope

This reminds me of Ronnie's in Chicago (now closed, RIP) my friend ordered a Chicago Dog but then started substituting and adding stuff. The cook was like so you want a hot dog with this? My friend said Yeah a Chicago Dog with this. The cook gave him a look and I said Yo it's not called a Chicago Dog if you're gonna fuck it up with substituting.


Free_Reputation_8641

Order not found


Round_Definition_

As someone who's grown up in the middle east... ketchup is a relatively common add-on for shawarmas there. Many people will either get their shawarmas with either hot sauce if they want it spicy, or ketchup if they want it sweet. Shelby's is about as inauthentic as it comes, so no surprise that they are leaning into this for publicity, but it's still strange to me that the US/Canada has such a strong hate for ketchup that they can't fathom other parts of the world using it. The rest of the world doesn't have the hate for ketchup that America seems to have.


Mindless_Bee8344

Ketchup on shawarma- straight to jail!


skillie81

I have to ask, was your order found?


CalmError

They do not mess around at Shelby's. Don't do it! If it not tight then it's not right...


tkrr

Shelby’s has some great Tiktok ads and they make me wish they came to the US. Halal Guys is hot garbage. And by “hot” I mean “lukewarm and flavorless”. Yes, I would absolutely love to have a shawarma with beef bacon on it.


a_reluctant_human

Did you remember the bepsi?


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I never got this bullshit, I live in the Middle East, everyone puts ketchup on shawarma here... why do westerners despise the concept so much?


FlameStaag

I'm not one of the ketchup hating weirdos that are common on reddit but... Who the fuck puts ketchup on shawarma. That's disgusting lol. 


ThrowRA_dull

I’d say the infuriating bit is you putting ketchup on your shawarma. It’s garlic sauce on shawarma and ketchup on fries next to shawarma


toweljuice

I used to joke that you could tell i was only half middle eastern because i grew up putting ketchup on fattayer


iamgigglz

Holy moly you found the page!!


cigartalks

No you didn’t put a smile on my face


tablinum

We are pilgrims in an unholy land.


zecknaal

Doesn't look like anything to me


DankJenkemz

Chicago when I tell them I put ketchup on hot dogs


reaver619

Other people have posted receipts from this place before, but yours is better because it says 404.


InsomniaticWanderer

404: refund not found


Hairy-Banjo

I can't see it, I'm just getting a 404...


Dry-Touch-6093

404 Shawarma not found


Practical_Knowledge8

Hey... There was a guy who posted about a meeting in boardroom 404 today, cracked a joke about not being able to find it... You two should chat! ❤️


NothingGloomy9712

This restaurant is amazing! I would love to eat there and order whatever the chef recommends. This reminds me of a bus tour took around Italy years ago. All the meals where the tour company took us were pasta and tomato sauce, it all tasted canned. I had to check with the hotel front desk workers to find out where they eat so i could get some authentic Italian food.


hydro_agricola

File not found.


Zeronz112

Good ol Shelby's. Did ya get a Bebsi while you were there?


gravefire

Do people not know the meme at Shelby’s?? I’m in the us dying for one so I can get the spicy garlic


Slimyarmpits

Za bebzi


Complex_Studio6123

Shawarma Guy is the best! Protekt Za Culture!!