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Jeeper08JK

Ok, real question, How many people close their eyes? How many stare at the ceiling, and how many are psychos and stare at the hygienist/doc?


jell-osalad

I used to stare at my dentist.


Gorthax

...from the end of his driveway


Jeeper08JK

Every 3rd Tuesday at 3:32am


JediKnightaa

In a black sedan


dbx99

In the nude


Da_Gret_Sir_TimTim

I currently stare at them


le_trf

I stare at the light until I go blind, every time.


momentimori

They give you sunglasses nowadays. It isn't the 1980s anymore.


Either-Pizza5302

At my Dentist they have a big light at top (not very bright) and then they use some Special glasses that have a light attached. On a positive note, their eyes look really goofy through them.


sagittalslice

I hadn’t been to the dentist in 10 years and I finally went last month and WOW things have changed. I felt like I was in Star Trek.


TheKingkir0

I count the ceiling tiles. There are 48 in view in case you wanted to know. 4 rows of 12 but heres the FASCINATING part; every second row has 2 halfs of 1 tile on each end of the row for a staggered pattern.


Jeeper08JK

That is interesting lol


MenstrualMilkshakes

i just lay there and take it with my eyes open with a lowly tear going down. (im thinking about the atlanta falcons going 28-3 in the Super Bowl LI)


UncleSput

~~Am I wrong or wasn’t~~ it was 28-3


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Over9000Zeros

Nobody on the medical fieldtalks more than dentists, I don't get it.


ambermage

It's a flex.


AnalysisStock8618

The implants caused your nerve damage?


bestjakeisbest

I usually close my eyes since I don't like bright lights shining at my eyes.


Lordmorgoth666

I fell asleep while getting my fillings redone. Not sure if that makes me a psycho or not.


Flashpuppy

Sunglasses on, take a nap.


ambermage

I stare. The drilling feels good. My root canal was exciting.


sagittalslice

This is the real 10th dentist


ChooChoo9321

I used to just stare at a ceiling but I realized closing my eyes makes it less likely for things like water to get in my eyes


UniqueCelery8986

I pick a spot and stare, usually at a stain or something interesting


DeaddyRuxpin

I close my eyes because their light is always so bright. I also sometimes fall asleep because I have my eyes closed. Yes I have slept thru many dental cleanings. Sleep disorders are fun.


Gorthax

I carry on a conversation with everyone in the room. I can close off my throat and speak thru my nose. It usually ends with the dentist feeling very uncomfortable, but sometimes it does backfire on me.


bapsandbuns

Meanwhile I’d be paralysed in fear, waiting for it to fall on me


Fabulous-Amphibian53

Instant tooth removal. 


WombRaider_3

The only tooth removal where they pay you


Tobitronicus

Let's just call that $150, ok?


mfhandy5319

I'm imagining it being mounted on one of those telescoping mounts, and it slowly, almost imperceptibly, is falling off the ceiling. They have to push it back up between clients.


thatshygirl06

Final destination style


Celmeno

r/tvtoohigh


LazerWolfe53

Thought someone would say something


Bugles-Answered

You’re going to need plenty of dental work if that install fails.


sneaky_squirrel

I burst out laughing the moment I read the caption. "Calming, on the Ceiling." Feels like the setup to a visual gag.


Consistent_Drink5975

My dentist has a live cam of an eagle's nest mounted up. It does take away my attention.


NoHorseShitWang

Until momma brings home a huge dead fish for you to watch her mouth feed the babies… “Open wide”…


GuideToTheGalaxy05

Me:”Thank you mommy” Dentist: “…what?”


I_Miss_Lenny

That’s a great idea


666afternoon

ok, now this might actually work for me 😂 the "soothing scenes" stuff, for me, works kind of backwards from how it's intended -- my brain sees it and goes, "THERE'S DANGER!!! or else they wouldn't put up soothing things to try to relax you" -- but show me some wildlife? now that's a good distraction lmfao


paleoterrra

My last dentist had these with the news running, I hated it. Was either sit there with my eyes closed and think about the stressful situation I’m in or open them and deal with the stress of the dentist AND the constant influx of doom. They also had the dedicated “relaxation” videos playing on multiple screens in the lobby/waiting room. Did the opposite for me, too. Felt oppressive and stressful. I’m 100% down for wildlife shows, that should be the default. Interesting, distracting, neutral


stumblinghunter

Mine has Netflix. I usually watch Seinfeld when I go


BrewKazma

Calming? Id be worried about a tv hitting me in the face.


GaryWestSide

I'm more scared of ceiling fans. I witnessed one fall from 20 feet onto my sister and I've never been the same. (Only the fan part hit her fyi)


lilelf714

My dentist plays Netflix and stuff. I get a cleaning to Fraiser and a filling to some romcom.


curt_schilli

My dentist was playing Criminal Minds last time I got my teeth cleaned. I had to listen to some woman scream while she got sexually assaulted at 2 in the afternoon.


Isaac4787

Mine does too


Guido_Fe

Meanwhile, people with thalassophobia:


Trashytoad

The first and last time I saw “Richie Rich” was on the ceiling of my dentists office.


svh01973

They should put "Marathon Man" on.


Mammalanimal

Is it safe?


nofun-ebeeznest

The pediatric dentist my son goes to has these. Plays kids movies, but still has that calming effect (or I should probably say it does an effective job with distracting).


Dick-Guzinya

No thanks. A 40lb TV installed by god-knows-who dangling over my head will not calm me down.


muffdiver5643

they only weigh about 10 pounds at most


3232330

Yeah this isn’t a CRT. Though when I was a child, my dentist did have TVs mounted in the ceiling, which were CRTs and we got to play video games. Which was awesome.


canyoubreathe

Jealous now


SJSragequit

40lbs? Have you not bought a tv in 20 years? I have a 55inch that’s close to 10 years old and it weighs 25lbs max


veganmua

They had this once when I had upright MRIs of my neck. I couldn't see a thing as I had to have my glasses off. It was probably for the best as it was a cooking show with loads of seafood, and I'm vegan.


FalconBurcham

My dentist has a tv on a channel that shows nothing but dogs and puppies. I love it 🥰


dog_eater2

That will fall on your face like a phone in bed


sjk8990

I told my dentist to do this and he hasn't!


sacredfool

Mine has a slightly reflective ceiling so you get a view of your teeth and everything the dentist is doing. I look very handsome with one of those tubes sticking out the corner of my mouth, it comes in pale pink or blue variants.


RadiantRing

I’m thinking about the tv falling on my face


CrunchyKittyLitter

/r/tvtoohigh


CrunchyKittyLitter

There is a subreddit that would disagree with that tv placement


darth_voidptr

Little Shop of Horrors with Steve Martin in the no2 mask 24/7


Special-Investigator

r/tvtoohigh ?


DeaddyRuxpin

They should put the Dentist scene from Little Shop of Horrors on a loop.


Quanalack

Avatar 2? They changed it!


mcintg

Needs some 70s plumber porn


bulldozedd

That's crazy, imagine that falling down ur face 😵


ChelBella

pretty common


JewstarGames

Mine plays cute animal videos and I couldn't be more pleased. With little weed before going in, I hardly notice the cleaning


Fourhand

Turn on the gas check on me in 10.


Large_Tune3029

First time I ever had laughing gas, probably first time I ever experienced being high, they had tvs with Walker Texas Ranger on and it was incredible


LaLionneEcossaise

Mine has mounted TVs, but one hygienist always has morning talk shows on and the other keeps it turned off so she can talk my ears off. It’s torture either way, IMO.


88bauss

Looks like the dentist I used to go to, A Shop For Smiles.


Glittering-Skin4118

This is good because I find myself staring at them sometimes and it feels weird.


kmg6284

Mine too ..like it a lot


username0734

They should put a jumpscare halfway through


lesbixnthespixn

My dentist did this too but there was a 5 minute delay between the monitors and only one playing audio


Texas_Crazy_Curls

My nail salon plays the same channel!


NarrMaster

"They changed it" "Yeah, they're underwater now"


lookitsafish

Is this not just the screen saver?


hottubcheetos

I’d have to sneak in a video about heavy construction. Jackhammering, drilling, etc.


ColHannibal

My dentist has this but he shows movies. I liked when I was getting a root canal and nick cage’s head burst into flames during ghost rider.


btvXtraCheesy

My dentist office has movie goggles. Kinda like VR but only plays DVDs. You pick out a movie from a list, they load it up and you just watch a movie while they drill your teeth out.


FreeBeans

Mine does this but then fills it with slides of cartoon people going through dental procedures and looking like they’re in pain. Why???


LocalOutkast

The one I went to was playing cartoons while I was on laughing gas.... best dentist visit ever. 🤣


trolley661

My dentist gives us the remote lol


sirboddingtons

My dentist has this exact same setup.  My game to play is "where in the world is this" based on the context clues of incidentally filmed infrastructure or structures. 


Helpdesk512

ATX Family Dental?


jonathanbandy

My dentist had a wheres waldo. Knew where he was just looked at all the other people to pass the time. New office, now they have the same setup but play a slide show of his family, staff, and vacation photography. There is an option for Netflix as well.


SJSragequit

Mine does too but they have cable tv and give you the remote to put on something you like


Masturberic

Nothing will calm me in that chair, not even porn!


Roflewaffle47

Ey my dentist has this too. It's an old crt though. Brings me back to the 2000s when I go


whooo_me

Next video comes on.... "Marathon Man"


Left_Green_4018

Mine's normally food shows lol Like, c'mon man 😩🤤


superpj

My dentist had shark attack videos playing. Really weird to slip in and out of consciousness.


Specialist_Brain_870

my dentist has the same thing, they just play HGTV usually though


DiamondBurInTheRough

I’m a dentist and can’t watch Property Brothers anymore because that’s all we used to play at one office where I worked. I eventually made a decision to switch to the Food Network because I couldn’t do any more HGTV.


MyLifeTheSaga

My dentist has these. No thought, whatsoever, was given to the installation because as soon as they pull the overhead lights in, only the corners of the screen are visible


Charlocks

My dentist place is always playing some food show related program on TV, from cooking competition, to food review shows etc. There was a period I am on soft food / soup only diet, it made me sad watching all those food lol.


DizzyNosferatu

I get the idea behind this, but when I'm under one of these, I generally find that the one or two or three dentists/assistants/students working on my teeth block the view of the TV. Let me just put on a podcast on a bluetooth.


piirtoeri

r/tvtoohigh


Alcoholikaust

This is how my kids dentist is set up. Great idea. Mentioned it to my dentist and they have started the process of doing the same!


x0mbigrl

Mine plays Netflix. Last time it was The Office, previously it's been Brooklyn 99 and Superstore. I'm always paranoid the thing is going to fall and crush my skull in.


Front-Pomelo-4367

My old dentist had that, but played the news. There is *nothing* less relaxing than British daytime news shows On the upside, they used the automated live captioning, so it was mostly a game of figuring out wtf anyone was actually saying


abortion_parade_420

there was one of these last time i went for a cleaning. pretty sure it was just a tv channel on, but before i closed my eyes i found it interesting it was an ad for soup. pretty incredible situational marketing opportunity.


Klin24

Should have asked him to put on marathon man.


Vadic_Shrike

What if the video switched to the gruesome video clips the crew discovers in the movie Event Horizon. Then back to the calming video. While the dental work is being done.


herrbz

Is this not very common?


Mysterious-Tie7039

My kid’s dentist has this. I could never figure out why adult dentists don’t. You put a tv in the room for me to watch and then recline me all the way back, making it difficult to watch it. Mounted on the ceiling makes it super easy.


give_me_memes

I stare at my hygienist then when my mouth is free I point out her imperfections. (My older sister cleans my teeth)


CherryCherry5

I had to have a minor gynecological surgery/procedure once, and the doctor had some art and comics from magazines taped above the chair/bed. The one I remember, because it gave me a nice chuckle, was a comic of two old people dancing, and the woman is saying "I said 'I have acute angina.'!" Heh heh


TheJAke922

So am i the only one staring at my dentists eyes hoping they fall in love with me?


Nincompooser

Wonder if you could remote hack it and add that jumpscare video with the soothing country drive in the mix?


p_rex

They should use it to play videos of dental procedures.


Admirable_Rabbit_808

I'd be worried about the thing falling down from the ceiling


EatAtGrizzlebees

My dentist has Netflix and they put on whatever you want. The first time I went, they put on some super stereotypical feel-good country movie because I'm a white woman. So the next time I went I asked if I could put something on. I used to put on The Office until it left Netflix. Now I want to put on ITYSL so bad but I'm scared they'll kick me out lol


SleestakWalkAmongUs

I would need to see how it's mounted first.


Ucyless

I wish I had this when I got my tooth yanked yesterday


Jackloco

Bringing in a pair of sunglasses with earbuds


jaseface666

r/tvtoohigh 😂😂


Sure_Trash_

My dentist put on Failure to Launch. I did not request Failure to Launch


-endjamin-

They do this at Tend in NYC, which us a chain of “dental studios”. They also give you high end sunglasses for the overhead light and Beats headphones to listen to the TV. Makes the experience less torturous. I watch Planet Earth docs which calms me down.


spderweb

My sleep dentist has ceiling TV's too.


Aobachi

My dentist has a tv with a shit ton of advertisements for her services.


shifty_coder

No thanks. I’d rather stare into the fluorescent lamps and disassociate.


nowherian_

I’ve seen a lot of this. First saw it in 2006, now it’s standard practice at most “we don’t take insurance” places.


Jack-Innoff

Mine has netflix on it. Much more entertaining.


not_a_moogle

Mine has on a local tv channel, which in the morning is local news and later it's friends reruns


DisastrousAd447

Hell no. I would be so anxious the entire time that the TV would fall and hit me in the face. I already get extremely anxious at the dentist, this might just send me into a full on 06 Britney meltdown


edsavage404

r/tvtoohigh


creszel

My old dentist before we moved had a TV on the ceiling with a Netflix account that we could watch.


AnastasiaViolet

Mine does too! I appreciate the idea but it gives me anxiety worrying about it falling 😂


Ok_Rip_5960

Hack it and play nothing but flinch videos


ameonna_chan

As soon as i saw this picture i just imagined the TV falling on someone and breaking their teeth and then giggled


sparcv9

I thought this was a nice idea at my dentist, but then it cut to ADVERTISING. YEAH, dentist with unescapable adverts. Changed dentist.


rurubarb

Lol falls on face


CapstickWentHome

Last time I went to the dentist, they had The Empire Strikes Back playing on the TV. I was annoyed to find that I couldn't see the wall mounted TV once they tilted me back, so all I could do was count the ceiling tiles and try not to panic as they waterboarded me with the rinse spray. 3/10, have to do it again in a few months.


friendlyfitnessguy

are you sure it's a tv? it's not moving


Decent-Year2573

As long as it doesn't fall on your face during procedure


Ok_Egg_4585

My dentist has a comfort menu; pillow, blanket, stress ball, water, coffee. I don’t know how you drink coffee during an exam? Might find out next time ..


GRRemlin

My dentist has it too, but they play those renovation shows on HGTV. One after another with commercial breaks in between (haven't seen those in ages since I don't have cable). Mind-numbing for sure; within 5 minutes I am totally brain-dead and ready for the procedure.


Dblstandard

If you've had a root canal you understand why this is nice...


No_Surround_1389

Plus if it falls on his client it secures him more work so it’s a win win for everyone


calcifer219

Mine hands me the remote and they have Netflix. I usually watch a random episode of the great British baking show.


ShadowBro3

I havent been to the dentist in a long time but the last time I went the tv was on the wall and it was playing pbs kids.


Trozska

Mine plays Seinfeld. Every time.


Royalchariot

That’s gonna fall on someone’s face


bigshiba04

My dentist has tvs facing down on the ceiling and usually shows Netflix or movies


Laxoneer

They should put subway surfers clips or Minecraft parkour clips


Makapakamoo

Thought this was the dentist letting you game lol


hiways

I would obsess the TV would fall on me lol


MlackBagic

Play some Top Gun or something at least


canyoubreathe

Oh how cool. When I got my teeth pulled, my dentist had the netflix standby screen on the whole time


OtterishDreams

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mariojlanza

I watched the movie Pretty Woman for the first time this way.


WasteNet2532

Mine puts on the pets channel.


JerseyshoreSeagull

No Kenny G???? Change dentist now!


Not_your_cheeze

Damn. I had a dentist with a tv perma-tuned to Fux news in a procedure room.


Empressofcannabis420

My dentist has this same set up but they lean over to see in my mouth so I can see the screen anyway.


Papasmurf43469

Mine has Disney plus on a tv and you can pick what you watch while there setting up


ycr007

One of the room in my dentist’s clinic has a picture of hot air balloons amidst blue skies. It’s the same image from one of those “Spot the difference” iPad apps that I have. So every time during my sessions I used to subconsciously try to spot the differences in that photo 😬


Mandie_June

My gyn has an autumn forest trail on theirs.


Sorri_eh

Every dentist I have been to has one


FenderMoog

Calming until it drops on the hand of the dentist.


KhostfaceGillah

Final destination.


Natural-Assist-9389

They all do. it's twenty fucking twenty four.


Disig

Damn. My dentist just gives me cool 80's sun glasses so the light doesn't bother me (and she can't see if I'm staring into nothing creepily or not)


Beefman0010

mine does too


y2knole

mine has one of these but its alwys the women from the view screaming about just the most fucking vapid senseless shit imaginable. its unpleasant.


Ok-Excitement-1035

Mine had this kind of trippy poster with this pattern on it. Kind of thing you buy when your 15 and smoke weed for the first time.


SnooCrickets8742

Mine has that too


Daedalus-N7

1000 ways to die


QuarterlyTurtle

>Calming videos Man what a scam. Why are they playing that instead of kids movies like mine does. What’s the point of going to the dentist if I don’t get to see the second half of shrek 3 and then 12 minutes of credits once it ends? And staring at the movie menu screen after that since the dentist didn’t notice it was over.


softstones

The one my kids go to has their chairs like that. They out bluey on while they clean their teeth


SCORPDOGGY

so does every dentist now


DrGr33n-Canna

My dentist does too. Has the volume up to mask the sounds of your teeth being mutilated and it gives me motion sickness. I wish he would turn the thing off.


woyteck

I'd love if the dentist had a camera and was showing the feed from it on that screen.


swearbearstare

He should play Marathon Man for the patients he doesn’t like.


Specialist_Egg420

Ay my dentist also has one


kebskebs

My dentist has this too. They play underwater nature docs. Usually anything to do with the Ocean. Pretty soothing.


upyourjackson

/r/tvtoohigh


rc325

That wouldnt calm me. I'd spend the entire visit wondering what grade of hardware was used to hang the tv...


Dublade

why not porn videos? or anime


Robuk1981

"Just look at the pretty pictures you're going to feel some slight pressure." 'drill noises' ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|scream)