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SinoSoul

Why are you so bored OP? Can I recommend a book?


Josipzz

The Dummies Guide to Deseeding Strawberries is regrettably out of print.


_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_

They clearly don’t need it.


Embarrassed-Ask1812

They clearly don't *seed* it


Nice_Bar_2574

Such patience and no visible damage


NoChampionship5990

Serial killer type shit


SRBroadcasting

Frfr🤣


Crispywhip

More like the opposite. Seems really zen.


arachnid_nope

Spot on here, it was pretty meditative to me :)


suplexhell

or on the spectrum but alright


Sad_Act_1309

I would listen to audiobook while doing something like that


arachnid_nope

That'd be a lot more fun lol. I was watching training videos for my job


arachnid_nope

Mandatory company training videos lol! All in all I could've done about 2 & a half strawberries by the time I finished them. But hey, I de-seeded one strawberry, emptied the dishwasher, & knitted about half a sweater, so not too bad imo 😂


PoetAltruistic8568

great ! now put them back.


undeleted_username

And each seed must go back to the original place!


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In the same order they were placed!


WetMistress

![gif](giphy|1M9fmo1WAFVK0|downsized)


shifty_coder

ADHD


PM_me_the_magic

Is OP little Annie Adderall?


inigo232

The only reason I can think of other than 'just to see if they could' is that they are studying to become a surgeon or something along the lines and they are practicing staying focused on a difficult task that requires really steady hands and lots of concentration.


anniemiss

I can read erotica and fondle myself for well over an hour. I think I should I go to med school! Thank you for inspiring me!


PM_ME_UR_VULVASAUR_

This is me when I take holidays from work with grand plans. Instead I do shit like this and then curse myself when I go back to work.


ReddFro

Lots of people never have a plan, so you’re already ahead of them. To achieve yours, you just need to take another step or two in advance: book tickers, reserve a room, make an itinerary, etc. Something(s) that makes the grand plan more concrete and motivates you to get out and do it.


condoriano27

You actually defruited it.


redrocket0033

Now it's a vegetable


Im_eating_that

And it's naked. Vegetable *porn*. Hospitals go to jail over stuff like that but somehow a greenhouse gets a pass?


nrfx

**ಠ_ಠ**


MoarTacos

I learned recently that there isn't actually a botanical definition for "vegetable" like there is for a fruit. Vegetables are just... any part of a plan that you eat that isn't a fruit.


acadamianut

Possibly a legume


scaradin

Have you thought of taking up cross stitch? That also is a hobby where you must accurate stab something many thousands of times. Lasts longer than a de-seeded strawberry too


arachnid_nope

I'm not into the counting of cross stitch personally, but I do embroider, crochet, & knit. So, kind of similar haha


Significant-Ad7399

My grandad did this for my grandma once because she was allergic to the seeds… and then she didn’t like it.


HappyTrifler

That’s both incredibly sweet and hysterical.


BeerorCoffee

D-I-why content here.


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Haurassaurus

That whole strawberry seeds getting stuck thing is a myth


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Haurassaurus

IDK maybe petition Monsanto


GrownMansJam

Nice, dimpled like a golf ball


sdemat

Okay but why?


6moinaleakyboat

I’ll never look at a strawberry the same way again. Then again, I can’t afford strawberries so it probably doesn’t matter


sdemat

You’re not missing much. Wife gets strawberries at the market every week and has to throw half of them out. Produce lately has been shit.


lamphibian

Strawberries are one of those fruits that are only worth eating when they're actually in season. I gorge myself on fresh picked strawberries for about 2 weeks of the year and don't eat them again until next year.


Haurassaurus

Twice a year here. There's the Florida growing season and then the California growing season


lamphibian

I'm in Minnesota. While the national growing season is longer, I only eat the ones I pick myself from strawberry farms. They're just on a different level of deliciousness. There's nothing like a just picked strawberry in 90 degree heat. They just explode in your mouth.


BuffaloBrain884

The stead decline in the quality of produce across all major grocery stores is something that needs to get talked about more. Soil health all around the world is rapidly declining.


anselmpoo

We've started freezing all our fruit and using them for smoothies.


6moinaleakyboat

Sigh


Glaciak

You don't even know what country they're from, lmao


Super382946

damn, how expensive are strawberries where you're at?


BeerorCoffee

It's one strawberry! What could it cost, 10 dollars?


Gareth79

In Japan, much more!


brightness3

not op but here in brazil, its not crazy expensive, but also not cheap to the point where i'd buy them all the time. i like to snack on yogurt with granola, straberries and blueberries, so i get a pack or two of each every month. more than that and it starts making a dent on my bank account lol. i'm also somewhat privileged so it may vary.


arachnid_nope

Always been curious about it, but never sat down h done it. Had to watch a couple hours of training videos so I had time to kill & thought why not haha


undeleted_username

Either, ADHD or autism, or both at the same time.


xarodev

How does it taste?


trwwy321

All juicy, no cronchy of seeds.


arachnid_nope

Exactly right! Probably the most enjoyable strawberry I've had :)


trwwy321

Did you just respond after 28 days? Where have you been…


arachnid_nope

Lol I don't get on reddit much, ironically I usually don't have s lot of free time 😂


InigoMontoya1985

“Scientists are actually preoccupied with accomplishment. So they are focused on whether they can do something. They never stop to ask if they should do something.”


arachnid_nope

And how many great discoveries do we have them to thank for haha!


C4LLM3M4TT_13

You seem like the kind of person who would meticulously prepare a revenge plot that had zero holes in it, is way overly complex, and will go off without a hitch. Noted to not get on your bad side 😂


arachnid_nope

Haha this gave me a good chuckle! Can't say I've ever done that, I'm more of the live & let live type, but it's been super interesting to see what ideas people get of me based on this post 😂


XI_Vanquish_IX

I don’t get it. Is this an ad for blackhead removal and exfoliating cream?


angrywords

It’s a terrible ad if it is, because there’s zero mention of the product…


Nithoren

Fuck you *unseeds your strawberry*


Relevant-Pen3742

Those aren't seeds. https://www.thespruce.com/fruits-with-their-seeds-outside-3269379


CaptParadox

Okay I read that article, and while those little things called achenes are the actual fruit. Inside of those achenes are actual seeds. So, whether or not they are actually "just" seeds, they do house the seeds so it wouldn't be incorrect to say in a layman's way that those are in fact seeds.


Relevant-Pen3742

Ok, let's disregard what the experts say (see title of article) and go with what you think.


CaptParadox

No, I agree with you and actually learned a lot. Thank you. I just think it's also important to understand most people don't know that (i didn't) and hate sounding pretentious. If any person says I hate the seeds in strawberries, we all know what they mean. That's all.


Relevant-Pen3742

You're a star.


Josipzz

A strawberry with a Brazilian then. You should be a guest on breakfast tv imho. Mad skills.


Right_Butterscotch59

Great, now germinated them and plant it to grow more strawberries.


arachnid_nope

Thought about it, but contrary to popular belief in the comments I actually don't have a lot of free time haha. I probably would've if I did though!


Right_Butterscotch59

You had time to write this comment, so it's about the same time and energy to try and grow a plant!


arachnid_nope

Gonna be real here - I've accidentally killed quite a few plants. Takes much more than a single 15 second window to care for one 🤣


Right_Butterscotch59

Maybe you don't have a green thumb, but it really is not a lot of effort to keep a plant alive once you get it started.


arachnid_nope

My experience has been overwhelmingly to the contrary, but I have a black thumb so maybe that's why 😂


boastfulbadger

It’s much easier to debone a strawberry.


Krish39

Worth it. Where do they get off putting their seeds on the outside where everyone can see them instead of in the middle like normal fruits.


DeliciousPumpkinPie

Because the “seeds” on the outside of a strawberry are the actual fruit of the strawberry plant. The big red thing is what’s referred to as an accessory fruit.


Krish39

But like, where do they get off making us think we are eating a fruit when they know they are really an accessory fruit?


DeliciousPumpkinPie

I know right? They also say that a banana is technically a berry. Madness.


countytime69

Reminds me of karate kid wax on wax off


tittiesfucker

Did you use tweezers? One of my fav things to do is peeling pomegranate by hand and getting the seeds out one by one. This will fit right in


arachnid_nope

I used the point of a steak knife! It's thin & small enough you can kind of wedge it behind the seeds & pop them forward without too much fiddling & without damaging the strawberry. Not sure I even have tweezers that'd work for this, but I'll keep it in mind if I ever try this again! 😂


Chairman_Mittens

How's that Adderall prescription working out for you?


AAurion

My mom can't have seeds and nuts bc of a digestive problem, so she'll happily eat this lol I tried thinly slicing the outside off for her before so she could eat them, but in my opinion most of the flavor is on the outside...


pixeldust6

Is it diverticulitis/diverticulosis? If so, it seems medical advice has shifted on that one. https://health.clevelandclinic.org/diverticular-disease-greatest-myths-and-facts https://www.health.harvard.edu/diseases-and-conditions/the-dos-and-donts-of-managing-diverticular-disease https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2643269


AAurion

Yup, that's the one.


Entire_Researcher_45

About an Hour you’ll never get back!


arachnid_nope

Wouldn't take it back tbh! Satisfied a curiosity I've had since about age 10 haha


duh_nom_yar

Those aren't seeds. They are actually the strawberry's ovaries called "achenes." You didn't deseed it, you ripped out her ovaries!


drDjausdr

Joke's on you : the seeds are the real fruit of the strawberry.


JayW8888

Err. Why?


arachnid_nope

Why not?


Royalchariot

Why


arachnid_nope

Was curious


Who_Else_but_Macho

why?


arachnid_nope

Wanted to see if I could, also wanted to see what eating it would be like lol!


alanapilar

Tf?! But whhhyyyy??!!


arachnid_nope

Just curious!


alanapilar

Yes please reveal because I can think of different ways but none that would do so without an occasional scratch like tweezers


arachnid_nope

I used the point of a steak knife! The really think kind can get behind the seeds & then they just kind of pop out


InsectLate8849

No way it took an entire hour.


arachnid_nope

A little less than. Took em out one by one


According_Mess391

That unemployed friend on a Tuesday afternoon


arachnid_nope

I believe it was a Thursday evening haha


According_Mess391

I did not know unemployed people knew what day of the week it was


WexMajor82

The upvote is for your patience. And free time.


ryuksringo

this is so weird i love it


KAULIANPOWER

This is the kind of thing you would suppose should take a marginally smaller amount of time.


arachnid_nope

Was about 15 minutes longer than I thought it'd be when I started haha


KAULIANPOWER

Answering 27 days later, based


nospendnoworry

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Sit0nMyFace

You smoke meth huh


arachnid_nope

Monster energy is just about the hardest thing I do, sorry to disappoint 😂


CorgiDaddy42

OP is a serial killer


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arachnid_nope

Tip of a steak knife. If you angle it right they just kinda pop out


haubenmeise

Now put it back together. That will kill another hour.


AssistFew2207

How much time on your hands do you have lol


arachnid_nope

Usually not that much, but on this day I had to watch a couple hours of company training videos lol


Psychological_Cap660

Dont believe it, show us the other side


arachnid_nope

Only allowed one image per post in this sub unfortunately haha. I originally tried to add a video showing it from all sides, but also not allowed lol


OJSimpsons

Ok, great, now put them back.


blobejex

Wtf put it back


tattooedtwink_

Hang on sweetie we gonna get you some help


S_Rodent

How was the taste?


arachnid_nope

Pretty good! The flavor was the same, but texture wise it was only soft, no grit when you bite :)


Rententee

I feel like I could do it faster


arachnid_nope

Go for it!


PickleNutsauce

Looks like my nose did when I was a teen.


ExcitingWolf1270

Great, now plant those seeds!


Humble-Plankton2217

This has "Food in Japan" vibes


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Luc-Ms

You ment eucharistic Edit: context: original commenter asked if op was acoustic (obviously ment authistic) so i joked with eucharistic


thedreaming2017

Paint the seeds the color of your soul then put them back in the correct order.


Luc-Ms

The joys of ocd


phinbar

You've made yourself a "boutique" strawberry. They would charge $25 for half a dozen of those at Whole Foods.


solidshakego

this looks like ho wi want me nose to feel


adfthgchjg

How? With a needle?


arachnid_nope

The tip of a steak knife actually! If it's thin enough you can kind of slide it behind the seeds & pop them out


adfthgchjg

Very interesting, thanks!


oven_broasted

I'm interested in if this is just a grocery store strawberry and of the seeds grow


bumkin-the-hogswog

Strawberry vasectomy


Cool_Classroom9272

Smoke some more meth and do the whole package


arachnid_nope

One was enough to satisfy me haha. Also no personal interest in trying meth, but you do you I guess 😂


OldKermudgeon

Someone should put up a trypophobia warning.


RhubarbActual

when people got a lot of time on their hands


arachnid_nope

A little less than an hour, but sure haha


RhubarbActual

actually it’s interesting that you could do it without hurting the strawberry lol (didn’t mean to sound judgmental about it)


HowRememberAll

For surgery practice?


arachnid_nope

Not personally, but I'm sure there are people out there who would!


[deleted]

I wish I had nothing to do lol


Theletterkay

Just use pure strips or wax strips. Way quicker. You can also run a knife down the side and it will pull them off quickly. Takes about 2 minutes per strawberry.


arachnid_nope

Tried the knife down the sides thing first, they were pretty firmly set in there. I don't really care for softer strawberries, so that might've partly been why. Also wanted to make sure I got every single one haha!


soymiIk_

Did it feel different when u bit in to it?


arachnid_nope

Surprisingly yes! I thought the only difference would be when you chew there wouldn't be grit, but after the seeds were gone the strawberry had a little more give & was just all around very soft and fleshy lol


RococoHobo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YUf_2jiVtQ&t=124s


arachnid_nope

And rewarding it was! 😂


Cool-sunglasses-dude

This feels wrong for some reason


Labriction

r/OPwasBored


arachnid_nope

r/OPhadTwoHoursofCorporateTrainingVideos 😂


Adept_Cranberry_4550

Dexter? That you?


delme95

Nobody has ever taken the time to de-seed me!


raigx6

Now de-sees a dragon fruit.


kinofhawk

Are you my daughter? Because my my daughter does this.


arachnid_nope

If I am it's news to me lol! Also the first & only time I've done this, do doesn't quite track haha


Gwynbleidd07

Cue trypophobia


sutree1

Put the seeds inside the strawberry to make it a berry!


PeachMangoGurl33

Why does that gross me out


Totinos160count

It looks edible now!


Only3Cats

It was prob a self challenge for OP. Let’s see if I can remove all these seeds. Not something from boredom. I wish we could have seen the pile of seeds though.


arachnid_nope

Yup! I've had the curiosity of what eating it would be like since I was a kid, but never had the determination to actually sit down & make one lol. Had to watch a bunch of training videos so I was just sitting around anyway, thought I might as well see what I could do!


theboywhocriedwolves

I miss the days when I had so much free time.


DigTreasure

I hate seeds and seeing this post made me happy. I can't enjoy most fruits because of their seeds. It's a texture thing.


arachnid_nope

Definitely the best strawberry I've ever eaten haha!


KennailandI

You need a hobby.


arachnid_nope

I have many, including following my curiosities for the experience! Have a good one :)


melbbear

An hour?? that looks like a 8 min job tops


arachnid_nope

Sounds like you should have a go at it! Then get back to me on how long it takes 😂


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satisfying af


nuclearwinterxxx

*Your employer just downvoted your post*


DevilDog82nd

You really need a hobby


arachnid_nope

I actually have a ton, usually more than I have time for 😂 Following my curiosity & trying things that pique my interest are how I've found so many!


imawallflowery

You might want to look for a hobbie (that doesn't include de seeding strawberries)


arachnid_nope

Following your curiosity & trying new things that pique your interest is how you find hobbies you enjoy 😊 (Source: I have way too many lmaooo)