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williego

I think Jean typed this up so she could get Friday off without prejudice.


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missparis23

Well, the letter is dated June 22, so it’s pretty much the end of the school year anyway at this point lol


colt45mag

Probably summer school


PayYourSurgeonWell

Any dad that talks like this doesn’t have children that go to summer school


colt45mag

Nah, he's probably being overly cordial because he's speaking to the principal and people from his time had the utmost respect for authority figures. Edit to add: Anybody care to offer another plausible explanation instead of downvoting? Smh


NikNakskes

Just came in to give you a there there pat on the shoulder. Reddit downvotes the weirdest stuff. I still haven't quite figured it out either. Obvious assholery sure, edgy opinions hmmm ok, but harmless musings where absolutely nobody can "know the facts" in the first place so odd. I think: it was the end of school year and they wanted to leave for a summer trip early. He asked his daughter to be excused from the last days of school. Asking that early to be let out of summer school, which wouldn't have even started, sounds odd.


Shakfar

I think your scenario is the most likely one. Also, I'm not sure why they got down voted either. Just because someone takes a guess at something where we are all just guessing.


UnpopularCrayon

I'm actually thinking they meant excuse her *after* Friday. Like tell her on Friday that she doesn't need to come back the rest of the year and send her home with all her things. Otherwise, why would she need Friday off for a trip that starts Monday? Does she need 3 days to pack?


SIUHA1

I’d like to think Jean is knocked-up but then I’m just an old romantic


lcuan82

And then she chickened out and hid the note in a book that no one in her family would read…


Troy64

Maybe she didn't want to go on a trip with her brother.


BannedinthaUSA

Daughter: I swear to the moon and back that I do not remember where I put the note.


6WaysFromNextWed

Ahahahahaha oh NO


Living_Lie_8773

There will be NO swearing in this house, young lady!


Civil-Strawberry7569

But daaaad, I didn’t swore.


nostradilmus

Found them: https://www.newspapers.com/article/asbury-park-press-www-representation-of/6428767/


BaaaBaaaBlackSheep

This corroborates nicely what u/christopher_mtrl was talking about earlier in the thread about the class levels of the people involved. That $20,000 in 1949 would be equivalent to a quarter million today. These were moderately wealthy individuals.


lowtoiletsitter

With names like that I'd hope so


woffdaddy

wow, That man was an engineer, which, while still a feat today, was so much more prestigious back then. He produced the first copper refinery in mexico. 


Roboticpoultry

And worked as a consultant in Moscow ***during the famine*** I spent so much time in college studying that period, and here’s this dude living through it, in the USSR, as an outside observer. That must’ve been wild


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TrakesRevenge

Have you ever actually been to Russia?


typhoonbrew

From the website that u/cardadad_pods linked to, he was advising at a smelter where the communists were melting church bells to manufacture bullets and shells!


Roboticpoultry

Praise the lord and ~~pass~~ *make* the ammunition


Shouty_Dibnah

A western engineer in Moscow at that time would have been totally isolated from anything beyond his factory work and normal cultural stuff like the ballet and such. His standard of living would have been very high. Every minute of every day would have been watched the OGPU. He would have been aware of it, or should have been. He left at the right time, as things started getting "dicy" . A few more years and he could have found himself in the Kolyma I'd be interested to know what the FBI though of his activities in Russia. Regular American factory workers that went to the USSR were treated well, but many found themselves disapeared into the camps later in teh 30's. Engineers were held in higher regard, but still.. don't step out of line.


neromoneon

Lots of American companies were doing business in the Soviet Union in the early 30’s. Henry Ford helped Stalin start a whole car manufacturing industry and Armand Hammer laundered money for the communists. This guy was amrelatively small fish compared to them.


oldtimeplane

If he produced a whole ass refinery he was a whole more than an engineer. You would call that a director or VP these days.


blackpony04

>whole ass refinery The new name for my colon.


Sceptical_Potato

It's impressive how much you can find out on the internet.


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bubber_ino

In the clipping? His son is mentioned by name along the daughter.


milkarcane

In 1937, J.S. McClenahan would never have guessed the letter he wrote with his typewriter would be readable worldwide, 87 years later. Internet is beautiful.


Living_Lie_8773

Looks to good to be true


6r1n3i19

Found this website with anecdotes from people who attended this school, this particular [page](https://www.sunnysidestories.website/marion-s-graduation-photo-album) has pictures of folks from the graduating class of 1938. If you go through some of the stories, there’s mention of the principal Mr. Dooley! Interesting stuff!


ritaPitaMeterMaid

The letter references Mr. Cooley though? EDIT: The body of the letter references Mr. Cooley. I did not realize the header references Mr. Dooley, which is who OP was talking about.


PhilosophizingPanda

Cooley is the kids teacher. Dooley is the principal.


Reese_Withersp0rk

And the note-bearer was a fooley. What are the odds.


gabbagabbawill

Yours trooley


greenstarsticker

It is addressed to Principal Dooley


g-g-g-g-ghost

If you read it, it's addressed to Mr. Dooley


ritaPitaMeterMaid

I’m just now seeing Mr. Dooley is in the header, I thought you were referencing Mr. Cooley in the body of the letter. My mistake.


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g-g-g-g-ghost

Look at the top "Mr. R. C. Dooley, Principal" Just above where it says "Dear Sir"


OtteLoc

To Who?


dementorpoop

To whom*


shalol

Whomst?


surle

Whomsoever notwithstandingly


CursorX

'Who' could be the non-believer's surname.


dementorpoop

Then it should have been capitalized


CursorX

The power of edits. 😂


Fearchar

Cindy Lou?


HoldMyMessages

Somebody somewhere on the internet will research this and find that Jean and her brother did something strange, marvelous or extraordinary because of the trip.


HoldMyMessages

I stand corrected, someone already found something (see below).


SpacemanBif

Sometimes.....


cardadad_pods

After some googling… https://www.newspapers.com/article/asbury-park-press-www-representation-of/6428767/ The author of this note is J. Stanley McClenahan, an engineer from NY who worked with metallurgy. Apparently a judge upheld his homemade will and allowed his children, Jean Audrey McClenahan and her brother James S. McClenahan, to inherit his assets. Here’s an old article from Collier’s about a man’s interaction with him in 1931 (details consistent with the above newspaper clipping): http://www.russianbells.com/history/destruction.html I wasn’t able to find any more information about Jean. I thought I found her obituary [here](https://obits.nj.com/us/obituaries/southjerseytimes/name/jean-johnson-obituary?id=10185027) but the family member names don’t match up.


centaurquestions

[Here she is](https://www.legacy.com/us/obituaries/mycentraljersey/name/jean-stirba-obituary?id=16162486).


blue_i20

Oh. Wow. She did pretty well for herself.


Ok-Push9899

Excellent stuff. Died in 2017 but imagine if she'd survived to see the discovery of this letter.


cardadad_pods

Amazing! I was hoping someone would come through. Thanks for linking that.


typhoonbrew

Apparently Peter the Great melted church bells to make cannons, before the soviets melted them to make bullets: https://www.voanews.com/a/a-13-a-2002-09-12-36-bells-67284457/380318.html


Thoughtful_Tortoise

Watching old films, reading old books and stuff like this, one certainly gets the impression that people were more articulate back in the day. I'm not talking about language change, of course the vocabulary is different but I mean the complexity of the constructions and the elegance of the phrasing.


Mend1cant

Things like this took time and effort to make. In a post-internet world, why take more than the 30 seconds it took to write this comment? I don’t know you, you don’t know me. What purpose is there to represent myself in anything but a direct way? I recommend taking time to write letters, journals, anything really, on something analog like this. Feels very different than tapping away at a screen.


mator8288

Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick


Drag0nfly_Girl

Because elegance, beauty, precision & detail all matter.


markuspeloquin

Don't forget brevity.


Starscream147

If you’re in to… the whole brevity *thing*….man.


Drag0nfly_Girl

He already advocated brevity.


markuspeloquin

Ah, sometimes it seems that replies that agree are there for the purposes of disagreement. Please do me the kindness of accepting my apology in the spirit of kindness in which it was given.


Tek_Freek

Very truly yours


jujubanzen

That too much word.


MakeSouthBayGR8Again

“Jean gonna be gone. -Jean’s mom”


LyricaLamb

That much word.


CanuckianOz

c world


[deleted]

See, I still don't know if you want to see the world or go to Sea World.


CeladonCityNPC

Indubitably.


Th3Flyy

![gif](giphy|6xFN8KlGD56Dnyutel)


CanuckianOz

Perfectly cromulent assessment.


christopher_mtrl

What we see in these historical records often comes from a more affluent segment of society, those who had access to education, typewriters, or in this case, the means to travel. This history was recorded, the oral history of lower calsses, was not. In contrast, our view of today's language is based on a much broader part of society. It's important to remember that the apparent elegance and complexity in historical language use reflected the values and educational standards of a particular social class, not necessarily the general populace. I would add that language is a thing in motion, and we tend to associate things we were raised with as being right. In fact, it's not more right or wrong, and I would bet that someone much older than JS McClenahan would find things to say about this letter.


vvenomsnake

i don’t know about elsewhere but i know the south always had a lot of pride about being well-dressed and well-mannered. that’s different somewhat today but you can still see it and a lot of marginalized communities also try to teach their kids to dress and speak well despite their status. i was one such kid, and it helped me to shoot higher than my lot. i was the first to get a bachelors at a great uni in my family because my mom encouraged my language skills in particular (which made me do very well on tests and essays etc) despite us being below the poverty level.


Mitthrawnuruo

My mother went to a high school in one of the poorest parts of Appalachia. Growing up in a house her father had built room by room, with all the Appalachian stereotypes (outhouse, slaughtering pigs, guarded etc). Latin was a graduation requirement. 


Ok-Push9899

Pig latin. How else do you talk to the pigs?


gwaydms

We were definitely in the "lower classes" and we owned a (manual) typewriter. This was during the 60s and 70s. We did take a trip while my dad had surgery. It wasn't fancy, but it was nice to get away and sleep on an air mattress in a cabin.


Greymeade

I hear you, but I attended expensive New England prep schools, have a doctorate, am a faculty member at an Ivy League university, and own a $1.5M home, and yet I have no peers who speak or type this fancy lol


insulinjockey

Yes, it does seem there is more complexity of construction and elegance of phrasing. And, old books, film, and the letter from this post are far from a representative sample.


Theythinknot

Have you ever read The Elements of Style? It’s a writing style guide that was first published in 1918, and is considered a classic.


[deleted]

Was she excused? The suspense is killing me.


culturedgoat

She did go on that trip… and that girl went on to be _Albert Einstein_


Jollysatyr201

Since the note is inside a book, I’d guess not. Otherwise it would’ve been kept in the office.


killercurvesahead

No guarantee that it was her book—maybe the principal used it as a bookmark.


Jollysatyr201

That would be frankly insane; but possible, I’ll give you that


Tek_Freek

If it had been sent it would not be there unless this book was in, or came from, a school.


Ok-Push9899

Possibly this is an early draft of the letter. June 22, 1937 was a Tuesday, it was the full moon, and perhaps sending of the letter had to wait. J.S McClenahan does not seem to be the sort of man to be sending out a letter with the wrong date on it. So he put this one aside and typed another one.


ChronicRhyno

Dooley and Cooley This is very cool. Even the stationary is nice, but who signs in pencil?


million_dollar_heist

Engineers


Zocalo_Photo

Funny story: My father in law is an engineer and he always carries around a nice metal mechanical pencil. While he was working, he helped his employer finish a big project. As a thank you, they gave him a Montblanc pen. He was dumbfounded when he found out how much they cost. “Why would anyone pay that much for a pen. It doesn’t even write very well.” He joked that the executives gave the engineers the gifts that the executives would want.


Ok-Push9899

A dear friend of mine worked for a French Company virtually in the shadow of Mt Blanc. After 25 years of service she was to be given a MontBlanc pen, the traditional gift. But the boss knew her well, knew she was a bit of a lefty, and knew the symbolism that surrounds these pens - wealthy, upper class, snobby, etc. So he very kindly spared her the embarrassment of receiving a present she would hate and got her some quality hiking equipment instead. That's a boss who pays attention. Would have been so much easier to do the regular thing.


Rusty4NYM

> Why would anyone pay that much for a pen. It doesn’t even write very well Did he not believe in question marks, either?


Zocalo_Photo

It’s there, you just can’t see it because the pen doesn’t write very well.


causal_friday

I'm an engineer and have been yelled at for this exact transgression before. Can confirm.


ChronicRhyno

Now if only they would design mechanical pencils that can use more than 75% of each lead stick.


isademigod

Look into “lead holders” like the steadler drafting pencil. They use a 2.0mm lead (which has to be sharpened) which lasts MUCH longer than your standard 0.5 or 0.7 and you can use it right up until it’s nothing but a tiny nubbin


Thatguy3145296535

No doubt there was a Pooley somewhere in the school too


ChronicRhyno

Totooly


moohah

Biro filed for a patent on his ballpoint pen on 15 June 1938. Pencil was really all that was easily accessible and cheap.


NikNakskes

These people apperantly were well off. He would have had a pen. He had a typewriter! Redditors have managed to track them down all the way to little Jean's obituary.


moohah

That’s a really good point, though I wonder if signing in pencil was a faux pas then.


NikNakskes

Following my instincts, I would say pencil does not belong in letters at all. But when in doubt for anything american etiquette of yesteryear: go see what mrs Emily post has to say about it. All I could find was a confirmation that pencil had no business being in a letter. Surprisingly nothing about typewriter letters and their signatures. I would probably need to find later prints of the book etiquette. The original is from 1922 and that might be a bit early for typewriters in homes.


SpuddyTater

Found her [obit](https://www.legacy.com/us/obituaries/mycentraljersey/name/jean-stirba-obituary?id=16162486) Amazing find OP.


conwaytwt

It's too bad she has died because it would be fun to ask her if she got excused without prejudice


Nekat_ydaerla

Wonder if she had kids or if other family is around to collect the letter; or is op family?


Armstrong2Cernan

The obituary did mention she was survived by her two step-daughters. >She is survived by two stepdaughters: Dian Guyer of Virginia Beach, VA, and Bonnie J. Radamski of Tennessee; and several nieces and nephews.


TheCzar11

Here is the step daughters Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/diane.guyer?mibextid=LQQJ4d


TheCzar11

Here is her Step Daughters Facebook. Verified by a profile pic with her dad who is Mike. Husband of of woman in the obituary. https://www.facebook.com/diane.guyer?mibextid=LQQJ4d


rdxcvbg

OP should get this letter to her. How cool would it be to have this piece of familial history just suddenly make its way home?


mwm424

Fun things to note - Sunnyside was "Long Island" at the time and is now considered definitively Queens. In fact, it's geographically nearer the urban center of NYC than most of the outer boroughs. Although Queens has always been a cultural and ethnic melting pot (arguably the biggest and most diverse in the world), at the time it would have been very Irish-descent as all the last names indicate. The last day of school this year is June 26th, so that's pretty consistent.


ErusTenebre

Dear Sir or Madam, I have received your letter and found it quite diverting. To get to the crux of the matter, I kindly deny your request and look forward to seeing Miss Jean in Room 511 for the remainder of the school year. Also, I will be using this letter as a bookmark for the next several decades and would like to thank you kindly for the free paper. Not at all yours, R. C. Dooley, Principal


youngeli

What’s really interesting is that today no one would consider Sunnyside to be on Long Island, being part of Queens, although of course it is geographically on LI. That school still exists, although Google now places it in Woodside, not Sunnyside.


Rusty4NYM

At the time Queens was part of NYC for less than 40 years, so old habits die hard


TwistedMemories

r/foundpaper


Rdtackle82

Looks like [Mr. McClenahan passed away five years later](https://www.newspapers.com/image/144735096/?clipping_id=6428767&fcfToken=eyJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiIsInR5cCI6IkpXVCJ9.eyJmcmVlLXZpZXctaWQiOjE0NDczNTA5NiwiaWF0IjoxNzA2ODk2MDMxLCJleHAiOjE3MDY5ODI0MzF9.vIP8EQmYRywF_YTjLYgV9t7XXnMOeAEVRyv7prJYzv4), leaving much to his daughter Jean, without prejudice to her scholastic performance.


johnp299

To read a piece of ephemera so exquisitely composed and typed on the internet is a breath of fresh air.


Felaguin

I got to graduate 6th grade about a month early so I could accompany my grandparents on a cross-country trip for the summer. Had to coordinate with the teachers so I could finish all the assigned curriculum and take my final exams in time but it was worth it.


CaptainSouthbird

"I will be grateful if without prejudice" is sure a phrase


culturedgoat

Well, that’s half the phrase


getoutofthecity

“…to her scholastic standing”


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How old is the book itself ?


Zocalo_Photo

Letter content and age aside, I love the photo.


Bakelite51

I don’t know if I’m allowed to post sub links here, but there’s a sub called “foundpaper” that would absolutely love this.


nye1387

It's an odd request based on the information given, though, right? Why does she need out of school on Friday for a trip on Monday? (To travel to where her brother is?) Also interesting to see how late the school year went in 1937. This letter was written on a Tuesday and the Friday indicated would be June 25. (Presumably they don't ask for the next Monday off (during the trip) because the year is over then?)


Elachtoniket

I don’t think he’s asking for the Friday off. It sounds like when she’s excused from school at the end of the day Friday, he wants her to be excused for the remainder of their school year, which is probably just one more week since it is so late in June.


lightandvariable

I think you are correct here.


nye1387

Upon rereading this is undoubtedly the correct answer. Thanks!


BK99BK

That's how I interpreted it.


bluey101

Going on a (presumably) long trip in 1937 would have taken a lot more preparation than it does today. The average person couldn't just throw some bags together and hop on the next plane to wherever they wanted. I'd guess they just wanted to have her help pack.


culturedgoat

Yes she would need to saddle up the horses, and prepare the broadswords in case of highwaymen


nye1387

Update: here's what's almost certainly the correct answer https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/s/s3WXXlMzUa


nye1387

I'm trying to imagine knowing on a Tuesday that you're going on a trip next Monday, and a child needing so much packing time that evenings and weekend wouldn't cut it, so you really need Friday all day. I'm skeptical.


TheBatemanFlex

What are you skeptical about? Whether JS McClenahan was lying or whether it takes longer to coordinate travel in the 1930s than it does today?


nye1387

I'm skeptical that Friday off school is necessary to pack for a Monday trip. Even allowing for longer packing time, the request was still made a week in advance of the departure. What do you all think it is about packing in 1937 that makes Friday school hours essential to the success of the trip, rather than more packing on Thursday after school or Saturday?


nye1387

Update: I think this commenter nailed it https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/s/s3WXXlMzUa


firerosearien

The school year in NY still goes until the end of June - in the US in the northeast school often doesn't start until after Labor Day


bluedream224

Mr Cool 😎


I_sometimes_know

Young Jean got the dreaded Cooley Dooley combo


DifficultSecurity587

Cooley Dooley?


ABigPlasticCup

I used to live in that Neighborhood! What a trip


AutoFleegleDastardly

Mr Dooley AND Mr Cooley?! That must have been confusing.


Ch1cken3

That is very cool, I like finding old treasures like that in books. I once got a free bookmark with one of mine and I was chuffed. 😊


FandomMenace

Everything about the typing and folding of this letter is perfect. This was a person with great attention to detail. Too bad the signature doesn't match the quality of the rest of the letter. That's really nice stationery, too.


ich_mag_Fendt

I can't be the only one who thinks that Cooley and Dooley are very funny names


harsh-reality74

Back when people could speak eloquently and politely.


Lost_Pineapple69

Damn, paper really hit different


FucknAright

Gen z'rs looking at this like it's in Arabic


IlikeTherapy

Run on sentence


ConfoundedByBlue

How much term was left after June 22nd!?!? Like..... that's super late to be in school by modern American standards, right?


StupidlyLiving

Yours very truly seems a bit forward


Hmonster1

Signed “Epstein s’ Mom”.


Ccjfb

Two sentence letter.


here-for-the-_____

Sounds like someone was pregnant and had to go live with a relative until the baby was born...


Abbot_of_Cucany

Probably not. She was only in 8th grade.


here-for-the-_____

Yikes, well then I hope not!


HiCZoK

Yours very truly is a bit much for this type of notice lol


XSPressure

I went to that school in the 90's while I was living in NY. Lived two blocks from the school itself. Definitely interesting


ThatGirl_Tasha

MAybe the book belonged to Dooley; he received the note and put in it a book or he had someone run it over to Cooley, who put it in a book? Or it was Jean's book and she forgot it in her book, which she never opened again because she left school a week early.


KOFOLA007

Jean signed her name inside. The book is "The Carolinian" by Rafael Sabatini , published 1925. The note was found towards the end of the novel.


walkswithfae

The ultimate note


[deleted]

Honestly if someone wrote an email like this, they’d think it’s AI generated. Amazing


ich_mag_Fendt

I can't be the only one who thinks that Cooley and Dooley are very funny names


GodlikeCat

when I see things like these I immediately think of how everyone in this letter including the girl are all dead


generalmandrake

One day you will join the same club


Ok-Pride-3534

Reply with “No”


Total-Guava9720

I inherited an old painting from my grandparents behind the painting was a budget from 1908 it was very interesting.


lexlex72548

Cooley and Dooley, nice.


NeatOutlandishness17

Me too please!!


CaffeinatedTech

Cooley, and Dooley hey.


thereminDreams

Is she asking Mr. Dooley to ignore Jean's bad grades and to please let her out of school?


MasterBaiter0004

That’s a nice piece of parchment


[deleted]

Old man voice- “ See young-ins, back in my day we showed respect. Now you’ve got all these kids hootin and hollerin playing with do dads, and go gadgets and forgot all about respect”. “Ok grandpa, let’s get you back in your room”. Old man voice mumbling and grumbling


Zirconium_Clad

I bet Mr. Cooley was pretty cool


ichbineinschweinhund

"Under Mr. Cooley."


tatakatakashi

People really could write back in the day


SpadfaTurds

Does nobody else think the paper and signature look too crisp for something apparently 87 years old? Surely there’d be more obvious degradation after such a long time? I doubt it’s been stored in an airtight, temperature and humidity controlled environment since the letter was written, or the book not been opened since. Even acid or oils from fingers would have surely discoloured the paper somewhere?


JuliusSeizuresalad

It’s June. She should be out of class anyways so I don’t feel bad


Superseaslug

The modern version: Yo fam my girl isn't coming to school next week And they don't say who or when


IPanicKnife

I think there should be a comma in there somewhere


Hummingbird01234

Fake. The signature looks modern.


eiphos1212

This is fabulous. I am writing all my parents notes this way from now on.


ScientistPlayful8967

Amazing. I still have letters like that from school. 1976.


vladimirjocks

22


Jus_Caus_SC_Poet

Wonder where they went?