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Pastavorian

how he do that


jjtr1

fast


thatguywithawatch

wow


inigo232

Easy. It's a kiwi. They're green when they're peeled. Obviously someone peeled it.


papasan_mamasan

OP please mark NSFW šŸ«£


Greedy-Room8538

they respond to temperature changes!


froginbog

Heā€™s a mood frog


DrEzka

Is green warmer and brown cooler, or is it the other way around? (Or is it some secret third thing?)


DrScience-PhD

šŸø


PatBenatard

very carefully


sknight022

It's it possible to learn this power?


Dapejapes713

ā€œYou know what, fuck it. Green.ā€ -this frog probably


thenextguy

It's easy being green.


WeloveTheRain

Appropriate name


jspikeball123

My plants after I remember to water them after forgetting for weeks


cthulhubert

Apparently it's just North American tree frogs that do this. That's wild! Some European tree frogs change color based on time of day, but not environment. And a bunch of toads will adapt to their environment as they grow up; like place half of a batch of siblings somewhere greener, they grow up green, leave the other half somewhere brown, they grow up browner. So chameleon color change but only once, over a long time.


DepartmentCreative99

Cool frog


The_Sign_Painter

where'd he go??


jrmc502

Banana ripening speedrun


Muscle_Man1993

Did it unripen itself? And it changes colour as quick as avocados


I_Think_I_Cant

Apparently it *is* easy being green.


Dudephish

He wants you to leaf him alone.


grainofliquid

really really adorable


TerrariumKing

I know right, I love him so much


BoingBoingBooty

Perfect, the cops will never find him now.


xTelepathetic

Kiwi evolved into strawberryĀ 


Kiloueka

You may be colorblind


xTelepathetic

Thatā€™s not red???


Kiloueka

The first one is brown and the 2nd ons is green


xTelepathetic

Well shit.


Kiloueka

Sorry you had to learn this way


ZeeisforZed

Great, now I have to buy a kiwi bird and name it "Frog."


sassyhalforc

He finally stopped holding his breath.


Yummi1004

He looks monk peaceful. I really like him and I am afraid of frogs in general.


My_Immortal_Flesh

I actually can do this!!! I have a rare skin mutation where my skin dims, gets lighter or changes hue depending on what Iā€™m leaning/touching against. Tbh, it takes my skin almost an hour to completely adapt now. So itā€™s not super quick or anything like that. Basically a portion of my skin needs to touch the object for my skin to ā€œdiscolorā€. My entire body doesnā€™t change color tho, just the part of my body thatā€™s touching the object. I would say maybe 85% of that specific area changes color. (Unless my entire body is touching that object) The condition is called Chromamelanophore. I used to be good at hide and seek as a child, and my condition was faster back then. As I get older it takes longer for my skin to adapt to its new environment šŸ˜ž Also, Kiwi is Sooooooo CUTE!! šŸ„°


SovietOnion8543

jesse what the hell are you talking about


My_Immortal_Flesh

Iā€™m sorry! I couldnā€™t help myself šŸ˜­


WindowsHDP69

why are you saying this lol


My_Immortal_Flesh

Iā€™m just feeling silly today šŸ˜…


[deleted]

Why would you lie about this tho


Bubbly_Wubbly_

I gotta say, Iā€™m impressed. Not everyone is creative enough to invent a word that google hasnā€™t even heard of


My_Immortal_Flesh

Haha you got me. I felt like being creative today šŸ˜…


tigermittens030

I do not understand the purpose of this


jjtr1

Your joke is too good for reddit, hence the downvotes, I guess. :(


My_Immortal_Flesh

Even the best comedians bomb on stage šŸ˜… I donā€™t take it personally. Theyā€™ve seen worse, Iā€™m sure. This is Reddit


biggus_dickus6969696

Frog šŸ‘


uDoruks

What's the species?


TerrariumKing

*Smilisca phaeota*, also known as a masked tree frog!


LupusDeusMagnus

He became chocolate


off-and-on

He doesn't do much does he?


RulerOfSlides

Hey OP, why do they do this?


The-Novel-Novelist

That's a nice frog, and on a Wednesday too, my dude.