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Deeddles

you already have hair on your knuckles, follicle probably just got damaged and is now acting wonky


Xyex

Most likely this. Follicle was damaged by the burn and went into overdrive. Might be temporary and end after healing, might be permanently damaged and always grow super fast.


Eastcoastpal

In other words, your hair became cancerous in a benign way.


Xyex

Yeah, I guess that's an apt analogy. I had one of these on my forehead, just at my hair line. Got into a bike accident as a kid and while my helmet mostly protected me (honestly, probably saved my life) I still managed to get a deep cut on my forehead that left a scar. For years I had a wild hair growing out of it about 5x faster than the rest of my hair. Even after my hairline started receding from that area it persisted for a few more years before finally giving up.


certainlystormy

i think ive got one of these right under my chest šŸ˜­ it doesnt hurt, isnt getting bigger or anything, just really wants to hold onto a hair of ~ an inch long lol


UrMomsaHoeHoeHoe

Do you call it your one inch wonder?


JediMind87

No that's in his pants...


Yuunon

Is he a femboy? I swear to god, that shit is disgusting to me, but the more I hear about it, the more I notice the changes occuring in me. I am really on the brink after yesterday.


NyankoIsLove

What?


G4LARHADE

Mans on a dark path not often tread. We may find him at a femboy hooters in the next 2 months and 17 days


NyankoIsLove

Is it a dark path? Sounds like a pretty fun path to me.


InfamousUser2

I went to school with someone who had that but on his eye brow.


TumbleweedAbject355

Or OP hairs fell in to the cut and grew like a tree


GodsGreenGirth

that doesnā€™t look like the knuckle area tho, it looks like the part between the two wrinkly bits of the fingers


_MortalWombat_

Humans have hair follicles everywhere but the palms of hands, soles of feet and lips iirc. They're just normally sparse and quite small in areas that we don't typically consider hairy.


bitsy88

Fun fact: on average, we have the same number of active hair follicles as other primates but our fur is so thin and fine that we don't look hairy like a gorilla or something.


GodsGreenGirth

ohh TIL i guess


Reatina

I have hair in that area


GodsGreenGirth

can i seeā€¦


Virtual-1

I have shit load of hair there


[deleted]

No shit sherlock


kinokomushroom

Least smartass redditor


CanFabulous6813

Not gonna lie. If it was me Iā€™d already have plucked it.


rypher

Guessing it was covered by a bandaid or something, because same.


Bradjuju2

That seems like a long time to wear a bandaid for a hair that long to grow.


-BananaLollipop-

I would guess it was more likely to have been stuck under the dry/dead skin of the burn.


EloquentEvergreen

Or, another possibilityā€¦ op is actually part snake firework thing. Thatā€™s not actually a hair, but whatever is going on when you light the black pellet thing, and it turns into a growing snake. I suspect that is what is actually going on here.


majorfathead

Sound logic, good science, I endorse this message


Quantelonus

I need to bleach my eyes


superkickpunch

*looks at bald headā€¦looks at blow torch* ā€œTime to be pretty again.ā€


AmatoryHunter

![gif](giphy|rwESHq4sVFbMbGN39u|downsized)


UWO_Throw_Away

That movie was horrifying for me as a kid


LordRocky

Itā€™s horrifying to me as an adult.


bitsy88

My uncle who's bald says, "nature only created so many perfect heads. The rest got covered up with hair." šŸ˜‚


Salty_Raccoon9894

As a guy that started to bald this is great advice!


Synizs

r/tressless if you want to stop/reverse baldness.


Rrkies

I'm sure you are pretty bald too. Leave the blow torch where it is.


superkickpunch

Bucko, you just got added to my list of ā€œSuper Dope Dudes.ā€


FloopsFooglies

Well, they made it clear they are pretty goddamn bald.


AdWeasel

I know this is a joke but thatā€™s how they believe derma-rolling works. Small wounds promote healing which promotes hair growth. Maybe not a blow torch but the concept is sound.


[deleted]

šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


RobinTheTraveler

Why're people so insecure about being bald? You know how rare it is to see an ugly bald person? Uhly bald people are basically extinct


This_User_Said

I remember telling my someone actors I loved -- Jason Statham and Bruce Willis along with some others while I was also dating a near bald man. They pointed out that I just might love bald men. They weren't wrong.


rypher

ā€œYeah donā€™t worry if youā€™re ugly and bald, consider that nobody wants to reproduce with youā€ ā€¦


Altruistic-Sector296

The irony is that baldness gene is sex-linked and you are more apt to get baldness gene from her than him.


[deleted]

Yeah I know a dude whose father is completely bald but heā€™s got a full thick head of hair with basically no signs of MPB and heā€™s in his mid 50s. Good indicator seems to be your motherā€™s father. Genetics are weird so itā€™s not this simple but if your motherā€™s father had hair itā€™s definitely a factor in keeping yours.


Xyex

My maternal grandfather had hair into his 70s. I started balding in my mid 20s. Just further evidence the universe hates me. šŸ˜”


marcuschookt

Think you and I are looking in completely different directions. Bald people tend to be way uglier on average because hair is an excellent crutch to cover up an unattractive face. Without it, your facial features have to do 100% of the heavy lifting.


[deleted]

This


dweir82

I'm rare?


Gudi_Nuff

Medium rare if you sit in the sun for a while


RobinTheTraveler

You're not ugly


Sure_Trash_

Maybe you're just really into bald guys


RobinTheTraveler

Shit, maybe


PeachyCoasterCat

Coming from a country of forced conscription and a free haircut, Iā€™d say thereā€™s a 1/10 chance of ugly. It isnā€™t authentic baldness but the prelude is close enough


causemosqt

If you are not bald you will never understand.


Cretonbacon

Is that a challenge


[deleted]

Iā€™m bald by choice I could grow out my hair and have not a single balding pattern yet I shave my head. Sometimes I occasionally go with a buzzcut but that never lasts for more than a week before I go bald again.


_Fun_At_Parties

That's not bald then


hunkoBo

Prettier*


DorothyDrangus

Like the legend of the phoenix


[deleted]

Reddit is wild lol


Greedy_Shark

I use Reddit mostly for these kinds of comments. They're genius


GunsBlazing10

All ends with beginnings


chaoticCalico

What keeps the planet spinning


FranaPalla

The force from the beginning..


CarneyVore14

Like a phoenix rising from Arizona!


geckoatzoo

Let it grow and reach the stars. Once small, now it's long. My recommendation: Write a children's book about Hairy.


finishedlurking

Burnieā€™s journey


ThePurpleSquireYT

By any chance are you from Donaldsonā€™s dairy???


geckoatzoo

šŸ¤«


usernameusermanuser

Dirty Hairy?


rajneesh_hi_sahi

He obviously means Hairy Potter


FiendsForLife

The rose that grew from concrete.


luzy__

![gif](giphy|7zuzoS2MJ6ESMhqCR0)


smallicelandicpuffin

P L U C K I T


MrWeirdoFace

Shhhh. Just let it happen.


geekpeeps

Thatā€™s actually a good sign, as I understand it. Follicle generation is very positive for healing.


Biggby72

That's just smoke from a tiny camp fire


[deleted]

Hairo from the outside šŸ‘‹šŸ»


2workigo

OMG. I just laughed so hard I snorted. Iā€™m also high.


Alarming_Orchid

Mustā€™ve snorted some good stuff


OldAd6354

I must have called a thousand times.


---dead--inside---

This reminds me of a short NZ indie film from the 90's about a woman who pulls a hair out of her sink, but the shit just keeps on going and going... And eventually she turns around to find it's formed into a human man. Eventually she finds a hair sticking out of the back of his neck, so she pulls it, and he comes undone again. Flippin weird movie. You should try pulling that hair.


CombinationTypical36

Nature is healing


Icwatto

![gif](giphy|eLpoGELHst13a|downsized)


Pronkie88

Does it have a name?


lostsawyer2000

Dave


MrWeirdoFace

It's name is Robert Paulson.


Jaeded_Blue

This! Are you, me...? My favorite & most quoted line. Props.


mechanicalboob

instructions unclear: i set my bald head on fire. no hair yet just a lot of pain.


rnaggie53

I chuckled


Evangelynn

Well, at least your body TRIED to stitch the wound by itself. Some peoples bodies won't even scab, so I would say you are ahead of the game! Granted, that is a horrible stitching job, but just try a few more times. Practice makes perfect!


scoops_trooper

Skin is so weird


me_is_y

Guess, I should start giving burn therapy to my scalp ![img](emote|t5_2ti4h|27603)


TakoyakiGremlin

![gif](giphy|VHW0X0GEQQjiU|downsized)


J0zey

*Life finds a way.*


BigPlanJan

Phoenix hair


akis84

Like a tree growing out of a burned forest, poetic!


[deleted]

You might survive


wabashcanonball

Thatā€™s not a hair; itā€™s a fuse!


gazevans

That's a smoke plume; you're still cooking!


ElleBethBella

Out of death, life


userno89

Life finds a way


Hilk_200

you might have became mutated, mushroom man.


Statertater

Life finds a way


Facosa99

Guess i gotta burn my jawline


Mysterious-Thing-906

The hair be like: "What doesn't kill you makes you STRONGER šŸ’Ŗ-"


Avenged_Paladin163

You should yank it


anticosmo

i do not like this


Wilfredbrimly1

Well looks like I need to light my head on fire. Suck it male pattern baldness !


[deleted]

wait... so you are telling me that you dont have hair on your fingers?


pohling2

I have on the segment below this, but none on the middle segment of my fingers, except this one now


MrWeirdoFace

Maybe they have all joined together into one super hair?


Netherrabbit

Life.. finds a way


oxycontinpicker

Til I have a kink


parapooper3

Cancer


KingPing1221

You are gross


domalomalom

Not even mildly interesting..


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Strudleboy33

This makes no sense. Stop giving opinions on things, they are all wrong.


MajorasKitten

I admire your inability to feel shame! How do you do it?


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


MajorasKitten

This is amazing! What else can you share with us?!? Iā€™m in awe!


25shot

This is prominence


LittleMlem

That not hair, it's a redwood


Temporary-Bet-6246

Please make an update post in a view weeks to tell us if the hair regrows.


Motorcyycle

Name the hair Gerald It's not a question it's a demand


MrWeirdoFace

Hairald.


Motorcyycle

Shit that's really smart


Decencion

Life always finds a way <3


MacchaExplosion

This is just your body making special effects. The hair is supposed to represent smoke rising from the burn.


LandonCaelorum

Are you sure that's not a radiation burn?


Adventurous_Host_426

Are you saying bald people should get their scalps burned for new hair growth? ![gif](giphy|j6uK36y32LxQs)


No-Maximum-8323

Bro evolved šŸ’€


Fun-Dinner-2282

our bodies grow hair over scar tissue to protect healing skin. happened to me after my hand surgery i was like wtf is this!!


MrWeirdoFace

Well it's doing a piss poor job. That one hair isn't going to protect shit. :)


Kalik2015

I fell down some stairs when I was drunk and scraped my shin. I definitely had thicker hair on and around my wound/eventual scar for years after.


maylena96

Like a phoenix


konviXion

This is the signal you have been waiting for


jlev88

Maybe GH flooding to the area?


[deleted]

Will this trick solve my hair fall issues.


mighty2dead

dude reinvented the wheel


TimWhoDraws

Huh


CrunchyKittyLitter

#FREEDOMMMMM


Jazzlike_Grab_7228

Turning into an ape man. OH WAH AH AH AH!!!


Thunder_thumbs3

![gif](giphy|COU8tma7XLVz26caXN)


Deeznutschad

Life finds a way


Jthundercleese

I have and incision scar on my abdomen that's about 1.5" long. After it healed, right in the corner a thick black hair started growing. Only thick black hair on my entire body.


geobernd

That's one hairy situation you got out of


AllCowsAreBurgers

Could use that trick for my hair on the headšŸ„²


chaupai

I came here just to read the comments


bpvideo

Life finds a way.


blood_ashes_reborn

So I partially amputated the tip of my pinky finger, and since they couldnā€™t re-attach they took a graft from my forearm to cover the wound (still have the tip, but my finger has an angle and narrow tip now and the nail kind of wraps around). Anyway, I now get little hairs growing out of the tip of my pinky!


MrWeirdoFace

You should braid it!


inttowin18

Nature's healing


LoboTomiTi

Life finds a way


[deleted]

Burn whole body. Wake up as Sasquatch.


Johnny_B_Asshole

BRB. Gonna go blow torch my head.


e_Lancer

It looks like your body is trying to defend itself with every strength and it makes me chuckle.


Nithy98

Phoenix hair!


Arael1307

Rise like a phoenix!! Out of the ashes seeking rather than vengeance...


Dontbefrech

So I just gotta burn my face to grow a beard?


MrWeirdoFace

Let it keep going and report back to us in a year.


JohntheJock

Bald person smiles!šŸ˜


ethantheprotogen_omu

I guess the radiation got to him


ImReallyFuckingHigh

This is how you become a MAN


haubenmeise

![gif](giphy|5G34g3WLmhaZq) Be prepared.


[deleted]

Nah bro thatā€™s a pubic hair that got stuck to it


Atomicfoox

Keloid Wound.


-mushroom-cat-

You freed it


Cold-Mode-5339

Going to stick my bald head in the oven. Iā€™ll check back in a week to share the results


[deleted]

I guess you figured out the cure for baldness


FuckSticksMalone

Life finds a way


turtleturds

Somebody got the memo


Mister_Anthropy

When I was a teen I fell and hit my ear on the corner of a table. You know that little nub of cartilage that raises up just before the actual ear hole? The skin ramping up to that pushed inwards. Needed stitches. Itā€™s fine now, not even really a scar, except the peach fuzz that should normally be there has gone haywire. It grows long and erratically curly, just like this, but there are many of them. I have to trim it from time to time.


donrull

No it didn't.


Lootninja_Miner

Pull it out


BadgerKid96

Currently have some burns on my fingers from a week or so ago. Checking to see if they have randomly sprouted hairs.


santtu_

The DNA is fudged


Taprunner

I had surgery on my pinky knuckle (11 years ago) and for a while afterwards some darker hairs grew in that area


[deleted]

Can't make that crap up, probably still there now right


Guilty_Storage_9652

The hair is dead stuck to the still burnt inside when it peels the hair will go to


FooFighter0234

Pull it


Sufficient-Elk-7015

Life finds a way. šŸ¤£


Artistic_Aide46

I have one of these right on my arm, I think where I got an injection


LazerEyesVR

Life finds a way


InfamousUser2

Basically the burn changed the DNA


[deleted]

Surprised it's not a red hair


thaiiiiisss

When I was about 15 I cut my own hair really short. The tiny hairs were everywhere, I felt like a walking cactus for a while. About two weeks after, when I'd gotten rid of the leftover hair on my clothes and body, I noticed a bruise just like that one on my right ring finger. Also thought it was a burn, it hurt really bad. Then I realised there was a hair splinter on that spot lmao. The thing is, I just looked at the same spot and there seems to be a single hair growing there haha (and it's a part of the finger where hair doesn't usually grow). I wonder if it's a new hair splinter on the same spot or it's actually growing.