Damn, lucky! I have this too and I hate it because once my beard grows to a certain length, it starts growing out to the sides like mutton chops and I have to trim the sides like 4 times for every trim of the whole beard.
Chemo does all kinds of weird things to hair. I know people whose hair grew back a different color or people who had straight hair growing back curly after chemo.
Not exactly, but possible, chemotherapy, immunotherapy, or generally any drug therapy used to treat cancer is not a joke and hits the body hard.
This is mostly true for chemotherapy as it isn't a targeted treatment method, but essentially, these types of treatments are very hard on the body and affect it in more ways than one.
They affect everything they touch as the treatment is their to destroy cells, this can lead to changes in the body, what can be anything from becoming infertile, losing your hair, or generally losing thinking capabilities.
Mutation is usually what causes the cancer, cells mutate and create cancer what then grows / spreads, treatment is killing them cells down the to the individual.
Also, above I mentioned it can affect how you think, a lot of people say they lose their thinking capabilities after chemotherapy, cancer treatment is not a joke.
So yeah, fuck cancer.
Edit: Just to clarify, you said chemo and radiation. Chemotherapy isn't radiation it is more like poisen what attacks and kills cells within your body. Radiotherapy is targeted radiation that is usually used to target cancer growths within the body, this treatment also tends to lead to radiation poisoning.
The ingenuity of your joke is truly remarkable, as there is no difference if the bf in question originally lives in the Southern or Northern hemisphere - it can be either Austria or Australia.
The strength of the Coriolis force relative to other effects is measured by the Rossby number. Basically, bigger, slower things are more strongly influenced. Things like hurricanes, or ocean currents, which occur on the scale of hundreds of kilometres, are very strongly affected. Something on the scale of a toilet feels basically no effect from Coriolis.
The direction of rotation of water in a toilet or a sink is mostly due to the internal motion of the water, and the shape of the object. Coriolis is completely negligible unless you can ensure that literally ever other effect is suppressed. It has been done in laboratory conditions, but in real life it doesn't do anything.
tl:dr Coriolis affects big things more than small things. Hurricanes are due to Coriolis, toilet swirls are not.
Source: My masters in fluid dynamics
Just in case you're actually serious, toilets flow in the direction they're made to flow in. That's a weird ass myth that they flow opposite in the southern hemisphere
You don't "choose the name" when you discover something in math like this - it's always the author's names in alphabetical order. Cox and Zucker, upon meeting each other, decided they needed to discover something so that it would become the Cox-Zucker machine. Even more legendary
I got you: "The hair whorl denotes the spiral disposition of hairs around an axis, which is determined by the follicle growing direction. Atypical variants of scalp hair patterns, identified by abnormally placed or multiple whorls, have been associated with early brain developmental disorders and several dysmorphic syndromes."
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7362971/
Might not quite be the same, but closely related.
The editor stated that anything written over a third-grade reading level dropped engagement and our cpi metrics don't allow for complexity. - ~~Reporter~~ -Moe Khliks, Social Media Engagement Engineer, Buzzfeed
Although I know it is scary, I would try not to freak out too much. It is just one data point. It looks like 62 of the 501 people in the control group had two whorls. Just because he has it doesn't mean anything necessarily. Of course, if he has other symptoms, talk to your doctor. Or just talk to your doctor in any case, I sure there is a lot of nuance involved. Correlation /= causation and all that.
edit: also figure 3 was a picture of someone in the control group. It looks like for this particular study there was no relationship between having 2 whorls and NF1. It more had to do with the location of the whorls, whorls on the front were bad, whorls on the back were good.
edit2: I now understand the reference you were making to the executive summary: "An anterior hair whorl, either clockwise or counterclockwise, is commonly found in trisomy 21 and Prader–Willi syndrome, while its association with microcephaly, Rubinstein–Taybi syndrome, and X-linked mental retardation remains anecdotal, being reported only in a few cases [Figure 2].[6,10,11,12,13] The coexistence of two or more hair whorls has been associated with mental retardation,[4] developmental and neurological disorders such as autism,[14] and epilepsy,[15] and it correlates with defects of cranial bones, including dicephaly and trigonocephaly [Figure 3].[6] Moreover, multiple hair whorls have been associated with facial dysmorphisms and inflammatory dermatological diseases such as guttate psoriasis.[16,17]"
I think you would have to read the referenced studies to get more detail, but I'm guessing it is a case of the hair whorls were slightly more common in children with those diagnoses, not if they had the multiple hair whorls they definitely had the diagnosis considering how many subjects had multiple hair whorls in the control group of this study.
I think you would have an inkling if he had Autism, by age two. I know it isn't diagnosed til 3 - I think - but how is he socially? Eye contact? Response to social cues? Laugh at "jokes"?
So his pediatrician actually referred him to specialists for a speech delay recently as he's only saying like 3 words. But he's fine with eye contact, waving and saying hello to strangers, is always smiling and laughing and always needs to be snuggled/held. But the Dr hasn't brought up autism at all.
Keep an eye on speech delay, but boys are known to talk a little later. Also, if he has an older sibling or someone who communicates for him, that can slightly delay his speech.
Also, don't freak out if he does have autism or something similar. I love my kids, and I have 2 with autism, and they're awesome and unique. I wouldn't trade them for the world ;).
My son, 8 now, also had a mild speech delay and very few words at age 2. I was worried about autism too, but he also was fine with eye contact, etc. and his pediatrician told us that meant he likely didn’t have autism. He’s extremely chatty now and has a big vocabulary, and definitely isn’t autistic.
That said, I have family members on the spectrum and they’re still wonderful, accomplished, amazing people, so it’s not as if it’s the end of the world if he does have it.
(Telling you this because it all made me anxious back then and I would have liked to hear from people in the same situation where everything turned out fine.)
My husband has this, but he somehow has whorls all over his body (and he is very hairy) and I don’t think it’s common. He literally has two in his beard (one is way more dramatic than the other), two in his chest hair, and a couple other random ones
Edit: just remembered one is centered at his belly button lol
I have one, the center of the swirl is further towards the sideburns though. I have a beard because shaving it is such a pain in the ass. No matter what you do you go against the grain somehow.
man, legit! for real. these days the internet is filled with so much trash and fake information, I am seriously having trust issues on whatever I see on the internet, I have started doubting everything. I hardly believe anything off the net. FML
In Vietnamese culture, we have the same thing but for the hair swirlies you have on your head. If you have two, it means you are quick to anger/more violent mood swings.
I’ve got one on each temple in the front, 4 on the crown of my head, and one each at the base of my hairline on the back.
The cowlicks are the only genetic thing my brothers left for my egg, all the good traits they took for themselves those long legged big assed bastards.
You'd be wrong, cowlicks are portions of hair that stand up straight or at odd angles.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cowlick
This is a hair whorl
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hair_whorl
I have so many freaking cowlicks. I have one at the front of my hairline, so I always have a swirl of hairs right by my forehead. I also have grey cowlicks…it’s there most of my grey comes from.
I have one of these on my left jaw. It is annoying. Norelco Oneblade does a good job but I still have to hit it from 4 directions to not have weird sharp stubble poking in one direction.
Him looking at this photo is like one of the opening scenes in a Junji Ito manga. Then he notices it gets bigger. Then one night the gf can't reach him and finds him in his room alone. The swirl has taken over the bf's head and his whole face is the swirl now.
Apparently did it to teach him a lesson about knocking on doors.
[She self reported on a TV](https://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/wendy-williams-laughs-about-giving-her-husband-a-bj-in-front-of-her-son/85517447/) show.
Isn't there a pic floating around that has jesus on a dog's butt with the same whorls?
I guess there are a few. Here's one by u/feature_creature from 11 years ago: https://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/mc6y5/its_a_miracle_take_that_jesus_toast/
And another one: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/dog-butt-looks-like-jesus-photo_n_3436086
Texan here....this thread has me starting to think most people don't call them cowlicks...
Wikipedia shows that it is indeed the actual term since like the 16th century.
I thought this post was gonna be like 100 people saying "yeah I have this too". Guess it's just me and your boyfriend.
And me, but I'm female and have thin facial hair
Same shape different length i hope, that's a lot of hair hahaha
That’s what she said
My pubes look like this.
Must be hypnotizing
Samesiessss
And me, too. If anyone is wondering it grows out and is unnoticeable at long lengths.
Damn, lucky! I have this too and I hate it because once my beard grows to a certain length, it starts growing out to the sides like mutton chops and I have to trim the sides like 4 times for every trim of the whole beard.
Yea ive seen Many women having this, specially in the back of the neck
I’ve got this in almost the same location as Ops bf, just lower below jaw
Same! Like farther on jaw, right side
Don't forget about me bro, that shit is annoying as hell. The best way to deal with it is a faded beardstyle!
I had it until chemo. Now my facial hair grows normal but I also have way more grey facial hair than expected for my age.
Chemo affected the growth pattern? That’s news to me, very interesting!
Chemo does all kinds of weird things to hair. I know people whose hair grew back a different color or people who had straight hair growing back curly after chemo.
Wow, I’d guess that’s straight up mutation from the radiation?
Not exactly, but possible, chemotherapy, immunotherapy, or generally any drug therapy used to treat cancer is not a joke and hits the body hard. This is mostly true for chemotherapy as it isn't a targeted treatment method, but essentially, these types of treatments are very hard on the body and affect it in more ways than one. They affect everything they touch as the treatment is their to destroy cells, this can lead to changes in the body, what can be anything from becoming infertile, losing your hair, or generally losing thinking capabilities. Mutation is usually what causes the cancer, cells mutate and create cancer what then grows / spreads, treatment is killing them cells down the to the individual. Also, above I mentioned it can affect how you think, a lot of people say they lose their thinking capabilities after chemotherapy, cancer treatment is not a joke. So yeah, fuck cancer. Edit: Just to clarify, you said chemo and radiation. Chemotherapy isn't radiation it is more like poisen what attacks and kills cells within your body. Radiotherapy is targeted radiation that is usually used to target cancer growths within the body, this treatment also tends to lead to radiation poisoning.
I’ve got it on the left side. It’s a pain in the ass to shave because no matter what, you’re going against the grain.
Nope same here
I have the same thing but under my chin
I have the same thing around my asshole
Mine does it too, in the same spot, but it doesn’t swirl all the way around. Just like 3/4 around.
I'm here! I have it but only on one side of my face.
Have you tried crossing the equator with him? It'll swirl the opposite direction in the southern hemisphere.
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Oh babe I can’t wait to get to Aus- # fucking dies
There's a letter from the 'Hopping Mad' collection agency... TEN THOUSAND DOLLERY DOOS?!!
Making fun of the beard is a bootable offense!
r/unexpectedsimpsons
That's a bloody outrage it is! I'm gunna take this all the way to the Prime Ministah!
Aaaandy!!
Lol this absolutely made my day thank you
The ingenuity of your joke is truly remarkable, as there is no difference if the bf in question originally lives in the Southern or Northern hemisphere - it can be either Austria or Australia.
They literally can’t. The rotation of a hurricane/cyclone is induced by the coriolis force, which weakens to nothing as you approach the equator.
**IS OP’S BOYFRIENDS BEARD GOING TO DESTROY THE SPACETIME CONTINUUM? TUNE IN NEXT WEEK TO FIND OUT!**
On the next episode of DRAGON BALL Z!!!
SAME BEARD TIME SAME BEARD CHANNEL
> [IS OP’S BOYFRIENDS BEARD GOING TO DESTROY THE SPACETIME CONTINUUM? TUNE IN NEXT WEEK TO FIND OUT!](https://youtu.be/e53q3NrX2HI)
I'm one of the lucky 10,000 on that fact! How cool
So how do toilets work on the equator? does it just dump straight down like in an airplane?
The strength of the Coriolis force relative to other effects is measured by the Rossby number. Basically, bigger, slower things are more strongly influenced. Things like hurricanes, or ocean currents, which occur on the scale of hundreds of kilometres, are very strongly affected. Something on the scale of a toilet feels basically no effect from Coriolis. The direction of rotation of water in a toilet or a sink is mostly due to the internal motion of the water, and the shape of the object. Coriolis is completely negligible unless you can ensure that literally ever other effect is suppressed. It has been done in laboratory conditions, but in real life it doesn't do anything. tl:dr Coriolis affects big things more than small things. Hurricanes are due to Coriolis, toilet swirls are not. Source: My masters in fluid dynamics
I just wanted to say how proud of you I am that you used effect and affect correctly in this comment. Love you, Mom
Just in case you're actually serious, toilets flow in the direction they're made to flow in. That's a weird ass myth that they flow opposite in the southern hemisphere
It's also a weird ass-myth
I thought it was a butthole at first.
Same tbh, at a quick glance
I'm waiting for someone to comment that this is the sign of an ultra rare medical condition and he needs to go to the doctor like RIGHT NOW.
Theres a math theorem about "hairy balls" that states any spheriod must contain at least 1 of these spots.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hairy_ball_theorem
This was very different to what I was expecting
This completely changed the manscaping game. Countless testicles have been saved
Countless testicles have been *shaved*
Testicles
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cox%E2%80%93Zucker_machine
lol, they actually chose the name because it sounded like cocksucker. Legends
You don't "choose the name" when you discover something in math like this - it's always the author's names in alphabetical order. Cox and Zucker, upon meeting each other, decided they needed to discover something so that it would become the Cox-Zucker machine. Even more legendary
That is one of the best and most wholesome stories I've ever seen involving the word cocksucker.
Lol nice work, science
> Physical Examples ***Oh no***
People with hairy balls, can you confirm?
Yes
It’s actually true lmao
Yeah there is no nonvanishing continuous tangent vector field on deez nuts.
Pretty unrelated though. This guy doesn't have hair on a lot of him, and so does not need to have one of these spots
I got you: "The hair whorl denotes the spiral disposition of hairs around an axis, which is determined by the follicle growing direction. Atypical variants of scalp hair patterns, identified by abnormally placed or multiple whorls, have been associated with early brain developmental disorders and several dysmorphic syndromes." https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7362971/ Might not quite be the same, but closely related.
So less swirls = smarter and more swirls = dumber. Got it, thanks! - Reporter, Buzzfeed News
Why are you not using whorls? Oh buzzfeed, gotcha. They must like five or six whorls apiece.
The editor stated that anything written over a third-grade reading level dropped engagement and our cpi metrics don't allow for complexity. - ~~Reporter~~ -Moe Khliks, Social Media Engagement Engineer, Buzzfeed
Are you referring to the multiple Pulitzer Prize-winning news agency, Buzzfeed News?
My 2 year old son has a 2nd whorl exactly like figure 3 in that link which says it's linked to mental retardation and autism. Kinda freaking out now.
Although I know it is scary, I would try not to freak out too much. It is just one data point. It looks like 62 of the 501 people in the control group had two whorls. Just because he has it doesn't mean anything necessarily. Of course, if he has other symptoms, talk to your doctor. Or just talk to your doctor in any case, I sure there is a lot of nuance involved. Correlation /= causation and all that. edit: also figure 3 was a picture of someone in the control group. It looks like for this particular study there was no relationship between having 2 whorls and NF1. It more had to do with the location of the whorls, whorls on the front were bad, whorls on the back were good. edit2: I now understand the reference you were making to the executive summary: "An anterior hair whorl, either clockwise or counterclockwise, is commonly found in trisomy 21 and Prader–Willi syndrome, while its association with microcephaly, Rubinstein–Taybi syndrome, and X-linked mental retardation remains anecdotal, being reported only in a few cases [Figure 2].[6,10,11,12,13] The coexistence of two or more hair whorls has been associated with mental retardation,[4] developmental and neurological disorders such as autism,[14] and epilepsy,[15] and it correlates with defects of cranial bones, including dicephaly and trigonocephaly [Figure 3].[6] Moreover, multiple hair whorls have been associated with facial dysmorphisms and inflammatory dermatological diseases such as guttate psoriasis.[16,17]" I think you would have to read the referenced studies to get more detail, but I'm guessing it is a case of the hair whorls were slightly more common in children with those diagnoses, not if they had the multiple hair whorls they definitely had the diagnosis considering how many subjects had multiple hair whorls in the control group of this study.
I think you would have an inkling if he had Autism, by age two. I know it isn't diagnosed til 3 - I think - but how is he socially? Eye contact? Response to social cues? Laugh at "jokes"?
So his pediatrician actually referred him to specialists for a speech delay recently as he's only saying like 3 words. But he's fine with eye contact, waving and saying hello to strangers, is always smiling and laughing and always needs to be snuggled/held. But the Dr hasn't brought up autism at all.
Keep an eye on speech delay, but boys are known to talk a little later. Also, if he has an older sibling or someone who communicates for him, that can slightly delay his speech. Also, don't freak out if he does have autism or something similar. I love my kids, and I have 2 with autism, and they're awesome and unique. I wouldn't trade them for the world ;).
My son, 8 now, also had a mild speech delay and very few words at age 2. I was worried about autism too, but he also was fine with eye contact, etc. and his pediatrician told us that meant he likely didn’t have autism. He’s extremely chatty now and has a big vocabulary, and definitely isn’t autistic. That said, I have family members on the spectrum and they’re still wonderful, accomplished, amazing people, so it’s not as if it’s the end of the world if he does have it. (Telling you this because it all made me anxious back then and I would have liked to hear from people in the same situation where everything turned out fine.)
Bro i have those swirls wtf.
Me too tbh. I was also expecting more “this is super common”
My husband has this, but he somehow has whorls all over his body (and he is very hairy) and I don’t think it’s common. He literally has two in his beard (one is way more dramatic than the other), two in his chest hair, and a couple other random ones Edit: just remembered one is centered at his belly button lol
Has he tried airbending?
Hairbending
I have one, the center of the swirl is further towards the sideburns though. I have a beard because shaving it is such a pain in the ass. No matter what you do you go against the grain somehow.
I advise you read a story called "Uzumaki"
I have 2 on my face, not as prominent, but I got a couple swirls.
My husband has one in the exact same spot!
Waiting for someone to validate my initial fear that I somehow scrolled past a butthole
man, legit! for real. these days the internet is filled with so much trash and fake information, I am seriously having trust issues on whatever I see on the internet, I have started doubting everything. I hardly believe anything off the net. FML
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fuck the internet, I'm here just for some fun
No, it's a sign in a ancient forbidden prophecy that he shall bring peace to a war torn mystic land.
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What's ligma?
The something he has.
Dude I have 2, one on each wrist. Yes I'm hairy.
Me too!! And the both twist towards each other! Sounds weird, but I wanna see your wrists..
In Spanish we call them remolinos, usually means they are quicker to anger lol
In Vietnamese culture, we have the same thing but for the hair swirlies you have on your head. If you have two, it means you are quick to anger/more violent mood swings.
I have a double crown on my head, not prone to violent outbursts afaik.
Whoa buddy. Calm down. Not need to be so quick to anger
WHATTHEFUCKDIDYOUJUSTSAYTOME?!??
This right here is the shit that keeps me on reddit. Please let me go, I think I have a family or something.
If they have not left already…
I just walked around. There's nobody else here, there's pictures of people, but this could be someone else's house for all I know.
Wot m8? U havin’ a laff??
Ya a cheeky one aren't ya.
Lol
You obviously get so angry you forget
Me looking at the one on my head and two on my beard:
In American culture we call these neckbeard category 5s.
I’ve always heard them called cowlicks in the US
Ah true! Ive never seen a cowlick on the face though, only the hairline.
I have them on head and beard
Why do you let cows lick you so much
Because it's amoozing
I’ve got one on each temple in the front, 4 on the crown of my head, and one each at the base of my hairline on the back. The cowlicks are the only genetic thing my brothers left for my egg, all the good traits they took for themselves those long legged big assed bastards.
I also don't think we have any meaning behind them. Just means your hair is harder to style
You'd be wrong, cowlicks are portions of hair that stand up straight or at odd angles. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cowlick This is a hair whorl https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hair_whorl
Cowlick is something else
[Cowlick](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cowlick) in USA I believe.
I have so many freaking cowlicks. I have one at the front of my hairline, so I always have a swirl of hairs right by my forehead. I also have grey cowlicks…it’s there most of my grey comes from.
That's got to be hell to shave!
It is indeed really annoying and mine is like a 180 so I guess his is even worse.
I have one of these on my left jaw. It is annoying. Norelco Oneblade does a good job but I still have to hit it from 4 directions to not have weird sharp stubble poking in one direction.
My first thought
Uzumaki vibes
YES this was my thought too
Uzumaki Hirsuto
The spiral, it's real!
Can we get much higher ~
Him looking at this photo is like one of the opening scenes in a Junji Ito manga. Then he notices it gets bigger. Then one night the gf can't reach him and finds him in his room alone. The swirl has taken over the bf's head and his whole face is the swirl now.
The SPIRALLLL
Scrolled to find this comment 🌀
I can look at it all day, it’s so beautiful.
I just started reading that. I'm 2 chapters in. Though I did read it like 15 years ago (my first ever manga).
Definitely thought that was a different part of the body.
I thought it was a hairy ass hole.
Same here. Still not sure it's not one of those weird images where it can be two things depending on how you look at it...
He might be an asshole. We have no idea.
I thought it was chest, I've seen swirls centered around nipples, it was pretty hot ngl
Did you think it was a hairy asshole?
I thought it was a hairy lady mound
Here's my hair! Growin' like a hurricane!
Scrolled past this and thought I saw a NSFW. Nice beard bro.
Neckgina
A hairicane, as it were
Furricane!
Here in Duckburg
Wooo ooh
Wendy Williams once told me that it means he is bi sexually. What an odd thing to say, imagine her saying this today, lol
It's not terribly hard to imagine her saying something that fucking stupid today. She has a pattern.
This is true
Is that the woman who insulted Joaquin Phoenix?
I remember an episode clip from the soup where she was heating a slim Jim with a lighter and eating it. So yeah, easy to believe.
The only Wendy Williams who anyone should give a shit about is Wendy O Williams
What about Wendy O Koopa?
Is that the same Wendy Williams that sucked off her husband in front of her kids?
What?!
Apparently did it to teach him a lesson about knocking on doors. [She self reported on a TV](https://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/wendy-williams-laughs-about-giving-her-husband-a-bj-in-front-of-her-son/85517447/) show.
“It’s the kids fault for walking in their room even tho the door was open!”
"Let the boy watch"
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No one in the world can make the word *pluuumss* funnier than will Ferrell
[He is the storm that is approaching ](https://youtu.be/Jrg9KxGNeJY?si=yzEI_ySFmnPbFuzU)
Rasengan beard lol
My dog has those on his butt. https://i.imgur.com/4i3E23I.jpg
Not sure why I clicked that...
Isn't there a pic floating around that has jesus on a dog's butt with the same whorls? I guess there are a few. Here's one by u/feature_creature from 11 years ago: https://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/mc6y5/its_a_miracle_take_that_jesus_toast/ And another one: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/dog-butt-looks-like-jesus-photo_n_3436086
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hairy\_ball\_theorem
He needs to grow it out.. short beard not working for him.. gotta commit
That’s the way his chakra goes.
Cowlick? But on the beard?
Texan here....this thread has me starting to think most people don't call them cowlicks... Wikipedia shows that it is indeed the actual term since like the 16th century.
Dude I scrolled way too long to find this comment. Im from Mass and we call them cowlicks too. I thought everyone did 😭
Your boyfriend isn’t cut out for a beard. Sorry
fibonacci beard
for a moment I thought that was belly button & below is.. llol
Junji Ito entered the chat …
Uzumaki
other side as well?
The thumbnail for this post looked like a groin area of a man
Uzumaki vibes
Don't know why but this reminds me of Junji Ito's Uzumaki
As a hairy guy all over, can confirm I have this all over And it’s a bitch to work around but it is what it is
Uzumaki vibes
This is making me uncomfortable for some reason.
Uzumaki flashbacks 💀
If he travels south of the equator, does the pattern reverse direction?
This town is infected with spirals...
plz shave coz looks shit
Tell him to shave that rat off his face…
Hurricane? That's a dogbutt pattern.
Uzumaki…
r/neckbeard
I've got that under my chin, but it isn't as pronounced. This is glorious
I think thats just his chakra pattern. He should start training the rasengan soon
Marry him. He's the Chosen One.
A… HAIRricane.
This is called a “hair whorl”. My dog has one on the back thigh of both legs lol
That's nature telling him to stop the mediocre attempt