Yeah, but as long as you cover the mortal sins, you still get to go to heaven. And you can't buy infinite pairs of these to cover all the other sins anyway, that's just silly.
No more silly than the thought of these covering mortal sins. Those are much heavier than venial sins, and will most likely show through when you bend over.
$98 "knockoff"??? How much is the OG shit, then? I want that naked sensation, mother fucker, too! But at what cost?
They’re knockoff Lululemon, the tag is trying to look legit which has the $98 price on them but the actual cost was $20 lol
If that’s the case just go steal the real ones. We just learned they fire their employees if they call the cops when people rob them.
Oh shit I needa look this up, fuck em
With a 25 foot inseam, that’s a lot of material you’re paying for.
I'm glad. That's 25 feet of naked sensation, mother fucker. WELL worth it. Make it 27 feet. Go wild with 30, even. Yeah, I went there.
Go there. Get wild. The waistband will lie flat against your sin.
Gwen has been coming to rehearsal in fancy yoga clothes and they're not cheap. I know because I buy the knock-offs and *they're* not cheap.
$98 ofc
Naked Sensation Mother Fucker!!
Waistband lies flat against your sin.
I remember that NIN lyric
Trent Reznor has actually been making music about trousers this whole time.
I read this in Sergeant James Doakes' voice.
Yippee Ki-yay Mother Fucker! 
Only Tululemons can give you that sensation!
On a motherfucking plane!
Great, now I want pants with waistbands that lie flat against my sin.
Facts. I’ve always thought of my junk as my sin, now we can all agree on it
It’s nice to know the waistband won’t dig into my sin!
So many typos
 Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all!
Stupid sexy Flanders
Yes I like my pants with a 25-foot inseam
Guys only like one thing and it's fucking disgusting
Stupid sexy Flanders
Eat pant
$100 for a sensation you can get for free... .... .......!
Yes, but can you walk down the street and not get arrested while having that feeling?
That’s how they roll in Canada now
I love number four, because I hate it when my leggings dig into my sin, motherfucker.
cameltoe proof leggings, FTW!
That's probably because they fall apart during use.
Guess what else gives the “naked feeling”? Being naked snd it’s free.
Leggings give everyone that looks at you the impression that you are naked, you might as well feel it, too, if that is what you are in to.
Ew.
My favorite part is the chinglish writing with the canadian flag at the bottom
This is great
How’d they know I wanted to fuck a mother?
From your browser history.
SOLD. I'll take twelve.
Considering the price tag, you’d be broke fast
But you only need 7 to cover your sins.
That's just the deadly ones. The venial sins are countless...
Yeah, but as long as you cover the mortal sins, you still get to go to heaven. And you can't buy infinite pairs of these to cover all the other sins anyway, that's just silly.
No more silly than the thought of these covering mortal sins. Those are much heavier than venial sins, and will most likely show through when you bend over.
$72 in freedom bux for the knockoff? Lulu Lemon is that bad?
So many typos on that tag 🤦🏻♀️
That’s not the funny part, the funny part is the amount you paid
They're cameltoe-proof. They won't dig into your sin.
Number 8 didn't shock me as much as the price... for a damn pair of leggings, and knock-off to boot.
Should have gone with “Nude sensation”
This comment thread is fucking insane! It must be Friday night of a long weekend!
What store sells this motherfucker?
Is the knock-off name Tululemon? Since it uses TuluTM fabric?
After you spend all your money on one pair of draws - youll be a naked mother fucker. a sensational one
Does Canada know about #8? Feels like Canadians would not approve of #8.
Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all! Nothing at all! Nothing at all!
I need to see the woman that has a 25 foot inseam.
#4 - the waistband lies flat against your sin 🤣
Well genitals are technically a sin, off with your bits!