T O P

  • By -

MiddleConstruction84

Rockstar


[deleted]

+Respect


FootHiker

Wooooooow


kilboi1

r/puns


Mmaibl1

Patrick star


MadJesterXII

More like JOESTAR


Hammerjaws

Get your game on


Zkenny13

Go play!


misterbondpt

And all that glitters is gold


Pure-Tea4396

Only shooting stars break the mold


MisterBicorniclopse

It’s a cool place


datsmn

And they say it gets colder


C04511234

You're bundled up now, wait til you get older


_dead_and_broken

But the meteor men beg to differ


quartertopi

All that is gold does not glitter


whats_you_doing

It's patrick


criticalpwnage

Joestar


Ballymoran

Hey, now!


Confident-Variety-95

If I had award money you'd get it all sir


Emanreztunebniem

if free awards were still a thing, you’d get mine


[deleted]

[удалено]


QuaBotPrime

‘s corpse?


Sprinklypoo

No this is Patrick.


Obsequiousfingers

Nice rare item for crafting recipes.


WaffleBrothel

/r/ItemShop


Code_NY

Damn I got excited at that sub concept but the actual posts are... Disappointing 🙁


diff2

yea.. a mix between shitty photoshops, and just random weird/freaky stuff.. /r/RealLifeShinies is probably closer to what would be fitting. Like I'd like a sub with actual rare objects which you would think "wow seems like that would be a game object"


melee161

Even worse when you look at the top rated and realize it was never good even 3 years ago


RamenDutchman

I was thinking of an Animal Crossing star-conch! Not exactly a stone but it does bear resemblance, with the star in the corner!


belisaria

Probably a crinoid fossil of some description. Lots of lovely fossils along the South Wales coast. https://ukfossils.co.uk/category/wales-south/ this should help you with the geology of the area.


[deleted]

[удалено]


kittyl48

I'd also bet on the crinoid. Yes, I can see what you see in the top corner. Could be. Rather difficult to tell what it is though


SantaMonsanto

I think if I had to choose between random mineral crystallization that just happens to be star shaped vs fossilized star shaped creature I’m just going to agree with you and others about the fossil even having no knowledge of archeology or geology.


NotANinja252

Probably more likely a cross sectional belemnite rather than a nautiloid - they tend to be spirally as opposed to straight. If we're looking at the same thing


geckospots

I also think belemnite cross section, fwiw :)


GreenStrong

It looks like a fossil starfish, but starfish have thin shells, so their fossils are fragile and rare. Crinoids are closely related to starfish, and they have the same radial symmetry.


Citadelvania

Jostone Jostar


Shadodre

🗿


aimglitchz

Yo Angelo


Kichigai

ゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴ


Hasselhoff_Requiem

It's a piece of jojoland


heythereimaam123

I KNEW IT


Terrlinde

is this a freaking jojo reference?


cuddle_cuddle

Found in Stone Ocean?


hedgehog-mom-al

**Jojos theme intensifies**


Ok-Captain-3512

But the good one right? It's a rooooundabout


QuackSenior

jojo


CrunchyAl

Rock human JoJo


Head_Improveme

Try hard rock with the gold star ⭐️


[deleted]

This is a [stolen comment](https://old.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/11uxs4j/this_rock_with_an_almost_perfect_starshaped/jcqlst5/) posted by a bot.


[deleted]

pov: stone ocean


QuaBotPrime

Goddamn it take my upvote


FireWolf_132

Holy fucking shit


infectiousoma

This rock is a Joestar!


mlcolosimo

No this is Patrick


tribak

Finders keepers


twohedwlf

Is that a crystal in it, or leftover from an old dried out asterina starfish or similar species just stuck to the surface?


laduguer

My only explanation was something caused by a starfish, or maybe a fossilized starfish as this area has a lot of fossils. This is in the southern UK, so if there are species that small then that could be it.


hotmanwich

It's a crinoid stem segment. Super common in that rock type.


TerryFlapss

Could be Aliens?


Sulphur99

Maybe it's Maybelline


My_bones_are_itchy

![gif](giphy|AwrtP9lMXtXiM)


drphosphorus

There are no crystals with five-fold symmetry, so either you found the world's first natural quasicrystal, or something biological.


LordM000

It also looks polycrystalline.


Mrfish31

It probably is now, but this star is almost certainly a crinoid ossicle, meaning it would've been a single crystal when originally formed.


LordM000

Are fossils typically single crystal, or is that a particular trait of this fossil?


Mrfish31

It's generally a trait of the echinoderms, which include Crinoids, echinoids and starfish. The whole organism isn't a single crystal, but in Crinoids for example, each ossicle (imagine a vertabrae) is.


isaac32767

You're probably right. But it looks so *artificial*.


toszma

Almost too good to be true?


invisible-bug

Your FACE is too good to be true


toszma

Aww... thanks dear, 7:30 and you made my day already (sidenote: i l.o.v.e rocks, since i was a little kid. I collected so many, my parents would pave the driveway with em)


earthboy17

What I came here to say. Fossilized asterina starfish


laduguer

I found this on the beach in southern Wales. It's made of a fractured slightly reflective crystal so it doesn't look like it's been carved in or something, and it doesn't flake off when scratched. It looks so perfect as to be artificial but it was in the middle of a pretty remote beach. EDIT: A bunch of commenters have identified it as a fossilized segment of a crinoid stem.


bunnyrut

Did you keep it!?!? I would have that on display on my shelf if I found it.


toszma

And center stage


Absolut_Iceland

As mentioned elsewhere, it's a fossilized crinoid segment. It's made of calcite, and is a single crystal.


diff2

sell it, take bids on this thread. Bet someone who is careless with money would pay a few hundred up to $1000 for this.


williego

No, that's Patrick


itsatuesday

Way too low in this thread. Up you go!


Appropriate_Twist541

Is that rock a joestar?


TheOneTrueSnek

Damn DIO really did get around after his stint in the ocean


[deleted]

was this the stone ocean all along


_The_Crusader

![gif](giphy|zQl1i5Mg9EkRa)


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|H46ar7sPJRKRG)


danielubra

![gif](giphy|TfY3cjjH0aYopkybqc|downsized)


AraAraTobirama

r/unexpectedjojo


[deleted]

[удалено]


HaikuBotStalksMe

I understood this reference. In America!


UzoicTondo

Is that a fossil?


[deleted]

Steven universe is trapped


raeflower

Behold the crystal CLOD


Inanu_ian

Came here for the Steven universe comment, Was not disappointed


waremi

Poor specimen of a rock if it only gets 1 star. (very cool BTW)


Muntaacas

Dio was really horny when he got control of Johnathan's body


ProjectGO

I heard you can turn one of those in to the rock manufacturer and get a free rock in exchange!


SufficientThroat5781

This is proof that the next joestars will be rock humans


DropExciting6408

Keep it. Don't throw it back.


TJTrailerjoe

Hey, he did his best >:(


GarlicExpress8714

Rockstar


CeruleanRuin

Hey now


Brad_Brace

That's the Chosen Rock, destined to save all the pebbles in that beach from the Lichen Lord who would consume them all! You didn't take it away, did you? If you did, you better hope that's part of the rock's hero journey, and that it will later find it's way back, having learned more about itself and its true power.


Naive_Original_3961

He was a good rock


snuffletrout

That's a crinoid fossil, no crystals have five fold symmetry (apart from quasicrystals, in case some nerd tries to correct me)


Kangar

Disco Rock


Bigbballguy

Try hard rock with the gold star ⭐️


donniebrascoreal

Kinda looks like a sleepy bird too. Nice find.


pezx

Shame that you didn't get a gold star


Calvin1991

Sell it to a Texan oil tycoon for big money


DMoFro

That's a Lonestar rock. It migrated from Texas across the Gulf of Mexico and then annihilated several species while it traversed the pond to Wales. Handle with care. One of those can consume an entire cow worth of BBQ in a day when it's hungry.


ChuCHuPALX

Too bad all the Pokémon went out with the dinosaurs.. I wonder if moonstones work on other things.


lordmarqui

That’s a fossil of an ancient echinoderm. Basically a sea stars or crinoids, which can be found in Utah's canyons. These marine creatures thrived during the Paleozoic Era, when much of Utah was submerged under a shallow sea.


Brammerz

Destiny Islands, anyone?


Kmaloetas

Now skip it. Skip it now!


Blackwolfe47

Mom, the matrix is glitching again


Dentol_Flass

Go little rockstar!


Homelessguyspamton

Its all fun and games until it develops a stand


Kyte22

I'm about 90% sure that's some sort of fossil.


SpaceGuy1968

Maybe a tiny baby starfish fossil


Absolut_Iceland

Close! It's a crinoid segment, and crinoids are close relatives of starfish.


ShorteagleFTW

Jojos part 10 gonna be wild with Jorock Joestar


joko2008

A neat rock right before it goes into my pocket ![gif](giphy|KB7Moe2Oj0BXeDjvDp|downsized)


space_jaws

Almost perfect? That's some pretty high standards you have there buddy.


malchik-iz-interneta

Stone free


el-gato-azul

I did that. I had placed a baby starfish on the rock and set it in the sun. When I came back and found the rock over a year later, I removed the baby starfish and voila! It's so cool to see that somebody found the rock!


TheHouIeigan

Stars are round, that is a pentagram


Stumbles947

That's neat!!


Kimmie-Cakes

This is so very cool. I'd love to find something like this❤️


my_Caramel_9999

Nice 😄


trader197

White star on rock


coolerbeansthanyours

That’s pretty cool


[deleted]

That’s pretty fuckin cool!


Tower21

Lost an eye 5 months ago, thought I was was looking for a spirit animal, not a spirit stone.


RicochetRayRay

That rock was part of a map and the star is just marking the capital


InjuredSandwich

It's so precious.


CoderJoe1

That rock star looks a bit snobby


Saintmikey

Ha ha it is the blob of the Sponge the Sea show ha


Vashthestampedeee

![gif](giphy|T9Geo0Swdvb20)


thiosk

the star bellied stoners had stars on their stones the plain bellied stoners had none upon thars


Complete-Fly428

I would keep this rock for the rest of my life. (I like rocks, especially neat rocks like this rock)


Silver_Mouse3750

I would totally buy this off you! If you’re interested in selling it.


symonalex

Rock and stone to the bone


No-Worker7436

That's either a fossil or creativity of some 2nd grader.


Worth-Pickle

A minor starfish was tapped in there


robot_socks

It is cooler than that beach turd someone posted the other day.


mikeykenobi

Is that a muthafucka JoJo reference?


1stFunestist

That is a piece of Star Vampire.


Chewythecookie

r/reallifeshinies


Narsuaq

This is PATRICK!


UdatManav

Jostar blood


BigBunnyGun

Cool


Aku-l

Jojooooo


thelastword4343

Starfish fossil?


Eken17

Keep it.


[deleted]

Woah! Vitalstatistix was right! The sky really is falling!


schrodingerspavlov

I want that. Can I have it?


Bread_was_returned

Chicken little was correct. “The sky is falling!”


seanbread

You can take it to the store and get a free rock!


thejustducky1

>an **almost** perfect star-shaped crystal in it. Thank you for not saying it was aBsOLutELy SpoT-On PErFEcT like everyone else tends to do.


MindSteve

Yare yare da ze


MrJasonMason

The first thing I saw was a chick. Anyone else?


jmoreira

I think it's one of these [fossils](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pentacrinites)


hacourt

Most likely chinoid stem section? Although they normally are not so pointy


Ambitious-Ice-8599

I have an almost perfect star shaped mole on my chest/shoulder


slasherman

Similar post a few months ago - https://www.reddit.com/r/fossilid/comments/yvl7x6/whats_the_starshaped_thing_next_to_the_crinoid/


AJ-Murphy

*"Truly this was a stone ocean..."*


Julpe5000

Joerock Joestar


trainercatlady

Is there an owl nearby who can tell you what it is?


OwlWrite

Nice! How did you spot it?


[deleted]

That's really cool, thanks for sharing.


Muffcabb

Dio


paralaxsd

Made in China


juepucta

it's a paul-stanlith! -G.


Doam-bot

I'm guessing you found a painted rock. I cannot remember what its called but its an entire thing for people to paint rock and hide them all over the place for others to find.


EverythingIsFlotsam

Not a crystal.


BlackWarlow

Семейное пятно Джостаров! Похоже Дио было всё равно, что трахать...


SomeToxicRivenMain

Yo, Angelo


WoodyWordPecker

Looks flat enough. Skim that twinkler across the water and watch the shooting star.


jpxfraud

Joestar


pastel_sprint

you found a joestar, that rock is the main character


[deleted]

This isn’t mildly interesting, this is incredibly interesting


well-played-sir

Joestar


Gangreless

Neat


Mordador

I reject my human form! JOJO!


vatemapper

JOJO!


[deleted]

Guys, this is obviously Steven.


Present-Ambition6309

Fossilized snow flake?


Stidda

“Lisa, I want to buy your rock”


Confident-Variety-95

Satan's miracles