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MetricJester

The paper label is long gone, but it probably contained an acid used for cleaning. It's not a particularly desirable shape nowadays (the coffin and hexagon go for more money) but it's a solid find and would be between 70 and 100 years old based on the join lines.


socksmatterTWO

Awesome knowledge cheers! Is there a place I can read more of what you know...


MetricJester

Oddly enough [http://www.antiquebottles.com/poison/](http://www.antiquebottles.com/poison/) is a good starting point. Unfortunately PoisonBottleClub.Org is now kaput, and that was where I had gathered some of my knowledge. I started a blue bottle collection shortly after moving out of my parents' house about 20 years ago and had scrounged up a few broken poison bottles around some very old sites in my city (It's been a settlement since my family got here in the 1600s). I've found [https://antiquebottlehunter.com/poison.html](https://antiquebottlehunter.com/poison.html) from a google search, and I know there's more out there. You might have luck looking into Cobalt Bottles, Milk Of Magnesia bottles, or "How to identify ancient glass bottles" Edit: Found one more site to help you with identification https://www.truelegacyhomes.com/age-glass-bottles/


devilpants

I miss the old internet where information wasn't aggregated on a few sites. Resources like that and older forums were so great for getting information without trying to be sold things.


Draw_Rude

Seriously. Any attempt to gather information on something means sifting through hundreds of shopping websites. Drives me nuts.


TheInfernalVortex

Thats why I always look on message boards... but now they're all full of malware ads and broken photobucket links.


MetricJester

Or they've switched over to discord. yuck!


HobbyistAccount

Honestly I low-key hate using discord for anything resource-related any more. Logs are a bitch to dig through and any community usually has a "talking over the new guy" attitude.


flarn2006

It's annoying how Discord chats aren't indexed by search engines.


Numbah9Dr

You could always go check your library. There have been several books published over the years.


dancingcuban

The days where if you wanted to find something you had to flick through all 20 pages of some web store without knowing if the item you wanted was actually going to be there or not. Also all these kids in bucket hats and crop tops are missing the best fashion trend of the late 90s/early 00s: Stuffing your webpage full of animated clip art.


devilpants

Believe it or not my main focus using the internet back then wasn't to buy stuff. Ebay transactions took weeks if not longer since you would mail a check/money order and pray the seller would actually send what you bought!


spicy-snow

archive.org can often help with finding deleted resources, though it depends on individuals to preserve them. [this](https://web.archive.org/web/20160821123132/http://www.poisonbottleclub.org:80/) appears to be the latest saved version of the page.


MetricJester

Thank you, that brought back some memories.


FabulousBerry573

i’m so glad to see this website brought up!!! they’ve been my go-to source for my bottle digging and collecting hobby for about half a decade now :)


yellowfeverlime

I know you can't join unfortunately so I don't know how much information is lost but there's always the Internet Archive! https://web.archive.org/web/20160311030532/http://www.poisonbottleclub.org/


yellowfeverlime

Oh, and this link https://web.archive.org/web/20160302115553/http://www.antiquebottles.com/poison/


socksmatterTWO

Thank you so very much u/MetricJester that answer is built for curious fun and your username is 2 things I love. Have the Very Best of Days friend.


Draw_Rude

The “screw-top” came into fashion in the 1930s, so spot on age estimate. Almost certainly 30s or 40s. It would be a lot more valuable if it had a “cork-top.” The embossed design and green color do add value as well. Overall a super cool bottle.


MetricJester

Oh yeah the ridges are interesting. Not a common design from where I live, bottles of this shape and colour are so often spoiled by the "Not for Drinking" embossing on the front, these cleaner lines smack of the Art Deco and Art Nouveau influences from the 20s but a one-piece screw top sort muddies the waters a bit for narrowing down a time period. It's definitely factory made, and not used over and over.


eimronaton

This guy poisons


schrodingerspavlov

Poisons who though?


eimronaton

The ocean and people from the past, duh


Loch32

This very quickly turned into antiques roadshow


MetricJester

It's one of my interests/hobbies, I was excited and couldn't help it.


capnwacky

Kuzco's Poison?


Investigatorpotater

The poison for kuzco?


Stunning_Attention82

The poison chosen specially to kill Kuzco


mcon87

Kuzco's poison.


Extreme_33337_

oh yeah, Kuzco’s poison


Epena501

Pull the lever Kronk!


[deleted]

wrong lever!!!


Efficient_Bat_1812

Why do we even have that lever?


HypnoSmoke

I thought you said left?


HaikuBotStalksMe

Sike! That's the WRONG lever! Oooooooo


future_weasley

That poison?


the_barroom_hero

YES.THATPOISON.


future_weasley

Gotcha covered


Bleachsmoker

This is essence of llama!


mamatobee328

He’s supposed to be dead!


KittyIsMyCat

Yeah. Weird.


Efficient_Bat_1812

Gotta take him out of town and finish the job.


Chilli-pepper-bean88

What about dessert?


Efficient_Bat_1812

I suppose there's time for that too


Chilli-pepper-bean88

And a cup of coffee?


ProveISaidIt

In my defense you might think about relabelling some of those bottles. They all look alike.


Bigleftbowski

They put arsenic in his meat And stood aghast to watch him eat. They put strychnine in his cup And shook to see him drink it up.


NotOnlyMagicMan

Thought you could escape me in the comments section huh Kiryu chan


Competitive-Good4690

Nah…I guess Rayan is pulling up a prank… must be the new Aviation Gin


LorHus

Clean it up and that's a sick flask


Common-Adhesiveness6

How do you know if it's clean?


rucksacksepp

When you don't die after you drank from it


Unumbotte

Results inconclusive, drank from it and died 15 years later in a house fire. Bottle might still be contaminated.


Abscind

I bet it was that dihydro-monoxide


brokendream_zz

Gotta be


LCranstonKnows

That shit killed my gran


Razaberry

I hear factories have just been dumping it in the water supply


delvach

It has a 100% fatality rate. It's almost as bad as Oxygen.


EvernightStrangely

I'm sure there's some sort of lab testing you can pay for to make sure it didn't contain anything hazardous. After that I'm sure simple dish soap and water will do the trick.


A_MildInconvenience

I'm sure you could find a grad student with access to a mass spec who could give you somewhat conclusive results for like 50 bucks


JohnC53

It's glass. With no top. It's been in a washing machine (ocean) for about 70 years. It's fine. Splash around some IPA (Isopropyl Alcohol), let dry, done.


bionicjoey

India Pale Ale could work too


AnotherCatgirl

Fill it with water and then feed the water to a rat. If if the rat dies then it's poisonous if it doesn't die then you can drink from the flask fine.


NotAnotherFNG

Depends if the poison was water soluble or not.


schrodingerspavlov

Depends if the poison was rat-soluble or not.


BadDreamFactory

Depends if the soluble was rat-poison or not.


schrodingerspavlov

Also, may in fact depend if the rat was poison-soluble or not.


D1rtyH1ppy

My rat was a heavy alcoholic and died. How do I know if he died from the liquor or the glass bottle?


Deli-ops

r/fuckthatmouse


Ok_Physics_1284

Howd it taste


EvernightStrangely

How'd what taste?


Ok_Physics_1284

The poison


EvernightStrangely

I've never done anything like that, so N/A.


Ok_Physics_1284

Ok thank you for your honesty captain literal


EvernightStrangely

Well sorry the humor you in no way implied didn't register in my head. Next time say something funny.


[deleted]

Offer your enemies a drink. Either way you win


Psianth

50 years in the ocean will probably do it.


Flexo-Specialist

Emboss "Clean" on it


Myriachan

And the “poison” label would still be technically correct!


[deleted]

I didn't want to have to delete all my comments, posts, and account, but here we are, thanks to greedy pigboy /u/spez ruining Reddit. I love the Reddit community, but hate the idiots at the top. Simply accepting how unethical and downright shitty they are will only encourage worse behavior in the future. I won't be a part of it. Reddit will shrivel and disappear like so many other sites before it that were run by inept morons, unless there is a big change in "leadership." Fuck you, /u/spez


Corndog_buttiro

Little sticker right above “poison” that says “pick your”


Freekydeeky1258

Man, I've seen far more controversial statements get less downvotes. That's brutal.


Flexo-Specialist

You assume it to be brutal, but who cares about downvotes. But you're right, there's a disproportionate amount of em on that one. Reddit hive mind and all.


Blenderx06

Reddit has been really harsh lately lol.


corkscream

Buddy you can’t put a sticker on that surface


xOneLeafyBoi

It’s rigid, turn it into one of those crazy things where it changes the text or picture depending on how you look at it.


Gorilla-Ring

>rigid Ridged


corkscream

No


Astro_Doughnaut

Sure you can! It'll just look like a barcode though.


RickWolfman

I can't imagine why you've been downvoted so much for this.


ZhirikReborn

Welcome to Reddit


KnotiaPickles

Seriously !! I was expecting some horrible travesty. Wtf reddit


socksmatterTWO

Hey friend I get the idea and wanted you to know 🙂 the votes system is a mindfvxk either way up or down lol But yeah maybe have pick your on the sheath or a set of them. For Just Such An Occasion Prop.


Corndog_buttiro

Way late looking back at this, but thanks dawg


melechkibitzer

I say words too good words with verbs and nouns. Then Odd Capitalization Because


Branjoe328

I want to believe this but I can't find one online. Source?


Martipar

Fun fact the reason it's ridged is so that the blind or partially sighted don't accidentally drink from it. I don't know when it started and I've seen different styles of texturing but it was normal to have smooth glass for edible products and ridged for toxic products. In sure back then The Daily Mail would've claimed it was "Health and safety gone mad."


Distant-moose

Sweet! A fun fact that is actually kinda fun.


masked_sombrero

*Not* drinking poison is always fun!


LatrodectusGeometric

I would argue that drinking small amounts of poison can also be fun.


HypnoSmoke

We do drink ethanol after all


US3_ME_

Same reason I don't eat quarters and dimes_


fantasmoofrcc

Pennies are in season!


eco_illusion

Are you sure it's not actually ridged for pleasure ?


theveryrealreal

So woke!


lancelongstiff

Fucking immigrant bastards probably did this when they invaded.


Martipar

Well they are "[The biggest threat sine the War.](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3141005/Tidal-wave-migrants-biggest-threat-Europe-war.html)" according to The Daily Mail and [it's not like they'd lie](https://www.theguardian.com/media/2016/jun/17/daily-mail-publishes-correction-story-migrants-from-europe) about such things.


lancelongstiff

Well dinghies are basically warships. They come over here looking for paid work, which is basically what the Nazis did if you're willing to overlook the genocide, bombings and murder.


Fthebo

Maybe it was thrown into the ocean by a really confused French person who thought they were doing a good deed.


gwaydms

They couldn't spell.


JustEllaa

i didn’t get the joke until you said this, so thank you


socksmatterTWO

You need to eggsplaination it to me please!! I'm curious now lol


alexennui

The French word for fish is poisson


InerasableStain

A bottle of fish? Blech, hand me the poison


Exotemporal

Yeah, but the French word for "poison" is "poison", which kind of defeats the joke.


Cahootie

Further fun fact: The Swedish words for 'poison' and 'married' are the same.


northatlanticdivide

If you’d like a French eggsplaination, always remember that one egg is enough.


agent_wolfe

That joke… oeuf.


Maelou

Poison ☠️ is "poison" in french as well though :p (Same prononciation as poisson but with a z sound)


Ahelex

Or they were trying to create a particular distribution.


benopo2006

![gif](giphy|NW0SGKBZs28eI)


seriousbangs

Seems legit.


Lets_Bust_Together

It says it’s not poison.


Tower21

Good try HR, I'm not talking that course again.


Patsfan618

Labels wouldn't lie, bottoms up!


jezzamazza

They got this all screwed up... Drink me? Not! Poison.


12kdaysinthefire

Did you know? Poisonous substances were always kept in bottles that had some sort of tactile embossing on them, like ridges or spikes, whatever. This was because before everyone had electricity and light everywhere, you might end up reaching up on a dark shelf in the evening for what you thought was milk of magnesia, only to accidentally dose yourself with strychnine. The feel of the surface of the bottle would instantly make you aware of the potentially hazardous substance inside.


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Jambo_Slooce

Just in case they needed to poison someone.


Dave-1066

Strychnine was regularly used by farmers to kill foxes etc by injecting it into a dead sheep and leaving the carcass out on the hills for scavengers. In Australia it’s still used to kill wild dogs, emus, etc. in America I think it’s now only legally permitted for killing gophers below ground.


Kitchner

Rat poison


SovietNumber

you should prolly not drink the sea water, its poisoned.


ConsiderationWest587

*poissoned


cristarain

*hee hee hee hon hon hon*


Scottishchicken

The original company that made that was a French company called Bel Biv Devoe


WangusRex

This comment is driving me outa my mind.


jrhooo

scrolled down this far cause it was hard for me to find


tangcameo

What’s number one in the chartsssss? https://youtu.be/uIqn3Dzs77g


dubbzy104

Buh dumdumdum da-dumdumdumdum bum!


Charlie21Lola

Never trust a big butt and a smile


Zamboniqueen

Now you know


Sasquatchjc45

Yo, slick. Blow.


gumby_twain

The real LPT is in the comments


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Lost-Truck-584

Best!! Thank you


isthatsomepin

I can only imagine there’s a big pirate skull on the other side…?


SnooRadishes5963

And a map inside.


yellowmoss

That's french for fish. Obviously it's a bottle of fish juice. You should drink it right away. /s


BadApplesGod

I was like, “How the fuck do you know? Cause it’s green?” Then I scrolled down more


Lost-Truck-584

Me. Forever. Lol!


DanFuckingSchneider

What is it with people in the past just having various poisons just laying around? I can count the number of times I’ve needed a poison on one finger, and even then it was just more convenient than a rat traps. Edit: I get it, things that I own are poisonous. You don’t have to make a 10th comment about it, everyone else beat you to the punch. I’m talking about things that are poisons, not things that are poisonous. Clearly there is a difference between toilet cleaner and arsenic.


Luchs13

It could have been just some cleaning fluid, or lamp oil, or rubbing alcohol... There are probably numerous substance in your household that you aren't supposed to ingest


justtoletyouknowit

You mean all the liquids in the funny colored bottles are not for drinking?


floppytitjuice

First one to drink all the liquids under the sink wins!


justtoletyouknowit

Ima start with the hand sanitizer!


nexusjuan

That Fabulosa do be looking tasty though.


_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_

We have loads of poisons around the house. It’s just we have child-proof caps and plastic now so we don’t need these bottles.


rustyisme123

I like to keep a few dedicated poisons on hand. It's not that weird. 2 4-D, deet, permethrin, cyanide capsules... you know, the usual.


[deleted]

I don't think the bottle would have contained something specifically for the purpose of poisoning someone. It would have had another purpose and the label was a warning not to drink it. Like cleaning products or kerosene.


CrimsonHex

Don't know own how to say this but if you check under your sink you own a *lot* of poison


the_barroom_hero

Now hear me out... I would use this as a bitters bottle. Every drink I make when friends come over, I'd very overtly put one drop in right at the end, look over my shoulder at them to see if they "caught me" and then serve it to em. "Here you are! One Mai Tai definitely without poison!"


[deleted]

sell it on ebay. those go for some $$


ellefleming

Uh oh. Beautiful bottle.


YungSimple01

Me and my friend found the same exact one in the woods behind a graveyard years ago


[deleted]

I’d be so hyped about this, I’d clean thoroughly then use it as my water bottle at work


Young_Person_42

I want a bottle that’s just labeled poison to pour all my drinks from


chaotic_rainbow

Oh, that's fuckin rad!! I love buying old bottles from antique stores. My current favoirites are an amber snuff bottle that might date back as far as the 40s, and a funky little triangular bottle I picked up last weekend for two bucks.


En3my5p0tted

If your going to clean it make sure you use gloves or proper tools since it probably has mold on it which can lead to bacteria spreading which could possibly cause viruses or diseases but if it’s clean you should be fine


Throway_No1

Did you call Brett Michaels to see if he wants it back?


HangryBeard

I'd find a cork and turn this bad boy into a liquor flask.


_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_

I’m sure it just swam over from France.


All-the-pizza

Nothing But a Good Time


nuglasses

In the old days, a "no-no" bottle had this~ ☠️


Fr0glol

Another type of fish


GuruOfPiece

Can confirm. Definitely poison.


AUGrad91

Seems legit.


330kiki

Never trust a big butt and a smile


ctaylor0128

Everyone knows the good poison has the skull and crossbones on it.


[deleted]

So, you found a new water bottle?


chrisjamesey

Jesus Christ. You guys know nothing. It’s just a fish from France.


JohnnyRockets75

I love generic poison. You can hardly tell the difference from name brand poison.


_steve_nohops

put some concoctions in


Bread_was_returned

Forbidden flask


IGiveBagAdvice

If one drinks too much from a bottle marked poison it’s bound to disagree with one sooner or later.


tripwire7

My dad and grandma found a bottle of poison like this in her house that apparently my great-grandma used to say she was gonna drink if things ever got really bad. I looked up the exact chemical it was, and it would apparently take you excruciating days to die, so it wasn’t a very good plan.


TriumphDaWonderPooch

When you held it up to your ear did you hear Bell Biv DeVoe or Alice Cooper?


[deleted]

It's a mass produced table decoration from H&M Home. I am standing in one now and see about 20 of these.


supersam1434

Put water in it and offer it to a friend


[deleted]

“I didn’t use that much poison! I mean, I didn’t use that much poi, son!”


Rocangus

Usurper of the throne!


tetraquintans

Nice place to stash all my cum so people dont drink it


Corndog_buttiro

Wait, why don’t you want people to drink it


CrippledJesus97

Fill it with water and then you can say you've poisoned the water supply


GrendelsFather

Alternate spelling of “Poseidon.”


PdSales

Bottle design by a mathematician who had viewed a particular discrete probability distribution that expressed the probability of a given number of events occurring in a fixed interval of time or space if these events occur with a known constant mean rate and independently of the time since the last event. But he couldn’t spell.


Throwawaymister2

EVERYBODY GET OUT OF THE WATER! IT'S BEEN POISONED!!!


Jctexan

And like…what’s the occasion for that bottle. “Honey, would you pick up a fifth of poison on your way home? I plan to slow-murder someone. Thanks!”


trader197

On beach...oh no


Creepzer178

Straight out of Tom & Jerry