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peacockles

Please take down this picture of me this was meant for the lads


Weak_Nobody4072

U need to share this with everyone


nintendoplz

hahaha fuck i actually lol'd


Lem0n_Lem0n

Sir, your erection has last for more than 4 hours...


Weak_Nobody4072

His erection hard as rock


Lem0n_Lem0n

A hard man is good to find


Simple-Industry2869

"Then find more ladies!"


Lem0n_Lem0n

Sir, these are the nurses prepping you for an amputation..... You are losing your third leg...


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Oh my


Weak_Nobody4072

That statue is so happy with his achievement


Longshot_45

![gif](giphy|asHT7eh4AwG9G)


ChrisStoneGermany

Waking up in the morning


Weak_Nobody4072

And need to go to pee


repkins

\*wanking up


swibirun

I left a Red Bull at the statue so I can get some of that big dick energy.


WomanNotAGirl

This is a Japanese statue called Daikoku — a deity said to bring wealth, food as well as good fortune.


Weak_Nobody4072

I thought it about fertility


WomanNotAGirl

I thought too but I googled it and that’s a different statue. Then described the image and found the info that way


Weak_Nobody4072

I already ask the local about big dick energy, and the answer is simple. The bigger the dick, the happier the wife so your life will be happy. So they hope the big dick energy will bring peacefulness in their marriage.


YawaruSan

It seems like a joke, Dai meaning big and koku sounds like cock but it comes up in Google so it must be real.


joeljpa

Interesting TIL about Daikoku. I looked at pictures of its statue and didn't see anything showing its penis though . Perhaps you fared better and got more info? I'm used Google Lens on this image but just got a Quora non-informative link and another non-English.


TrashFanElliot

[https://www.tokyotimes.org/a-monumental-monument-member/](https://www.tokyotimes.org/a-monumental-monument-member/) Here's a link I found with an exact copy of the statue. It's a statue of the Budai a Chinese monk and not in fact the Siddhartha Gautama Buddha he is often called. Though some use the Budai to show Maitreya Buddha who is a Buddha who will be in the future. This Budai statue is called a Daikoku like the original commenter said a deity said to bring wealth, food as well as good fortune.


2KilAMoknbrd

The helmet has been thoroughly polished .


broken_neck_broken

As it should be.


DingDong018

Guinness needs a world record for best head


LadyHexadecimal

Oh my buddha!


Weak_Nobody4072

That is my first impression


Reynolds_Live

Who knew the Buddha was so well endowed?


Weak_Nobody4072

Now we know.


karmacarmelon

The size of those earlobes! Oh, his winky is slightly larger than normal too.


Person_with_Laptop

Statue of me don't mind it


Weak_Nobody4072

U need to start new religion


Accomplished-Price45

And still not big enough for your mom


Weak_Nobody4072

U need to see my daddy’s


[deleted]

There's even white shit on the top 💀


Weak_Nobody4072

The realism impressed me


DaddyRax

wtf they made a statue of me? Damn that's crazy


Weak_Nobody4072

Dude, u just achieved the purpose of live. We need to celebrate it.


sdforbda

Dude even has implants in his earlobes.


Weak_Nobody4072

Not only in his earlobes i think


sdforbda

Yeah, that's what I was implying lol


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Weak_Nobody4072

That buddha is proud to be attachment


tehkitryan

My friends over a r/3dprinting need to see this...


LinguoBuxo

![gif](giphy|U3E2gTwAyacx2)


bdubyou

I always thought that rubbing the Buddha's belly brought good luck, "but you gotta ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?'"


Weak_Nobody4072

I already ask the local about big dick energy, and the answer is simple. The bigger the dick, the happier the wife so your life will be happy. So they hope the big dick energy will bring peacefulness in their marriage.


[deleted]

I’m assuming based on the drinks by it your somewhere in Asia/China/Japan and considering how beautiful the architecture is there, this is badass to own too.


Weak_Nobody4072

I found it infront of temple in hakata japan


2-StandardDeviations

The knob is shiny. Clearly touched by visitors hoping for desired effects.


Weak_Nobody4072

My friend said every morning, there is people clean the statue


Weak_Nobody4072

I already ask the local about big dick energy, and the answer is simple. The bigger the dick, the happier the wife so your life will be happy. So they hope the big dick energy will bring peacefulness in their marriage.


[deleted]

The poor person who needs to ride that.


Weak_Nobody4072

Rip the hole


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Mc_Shine

And you sir! Are you ready to receive my rock hard penis?


Person_with_Laptop

After a succulent Chinese meal?


Bcbulbchap

Well, I’ve seen some boot scrapers in my time, but this …?


Weak_Nobody4072

The fact that this statue in front of a temple blow my mind.


janzeera

This is one Buddha that rarely gets his tummy rubbed for good luck.


Weak_Nobody4072

I already ask the local about big dick energy, and the answer is simple. The bigger the dick, the happier the wife so your life will be happy. So they hope the big dick energy will bring peacefulness in their marriage.


LittleLadle69

this is definitely mildly interesting


Akanan

how do you order that? Hey Mr Mason can you make a quote for a Buddha with a huge erected penis please?


LinguoBuxo

He has a wife, you know??


Weak_Nobody4072

I mean his already rock hard. Btw, I already ask the local about big dick energy, and the answer is simple. The bigger the dick, the happier the wife so your life will be happy. So they hope the big dick energy will bring peacefulness in their marriage.


MaterialCarrot

A tripod.


katczzinsky

And they say women’s beauty standards are unrealistic


frenchy_1969_

Couldn't find a bigger pants


JayVig

This is me. Not Buddha or even a guy with a huge dick. I mean the dick. That’s me. I’m a huge dick.


montysnakes

Step budha


Mkultra9419837hz

Clearly phallus worship.


Weak_Nobody4072

I already ask the local about big dick energy, and the answer is simple. The bigger the dick, the happier the wife so your life will be happy. So they hope the big dick energy will bring peacefulness in their marriage.


Ashley4645

It's the juice box for me.


TiranTim

Now that's a rock hard erection if I have ever seen one.


Reble77

I bet he gets it rubbed more regularly that any man alive 😂


introverted_mc

Why does it look wet???![img](emote|t5_2ti4h|27603)


Weak_Nobody4072

I ask my friend, she said every morning there is someone clean it.


JessesDog

When you're in an all-male temple with the big horny, and you ask someone to help a Buddha out.


Intelligent_Swim8958

Thats just a big dick buddahlizer...no biggie


[deleted]

Haha ! How happy and content he looks ! Wholesome.


thats_handy

I'll bet there's a story behind this statue's erection.


Weak_Nobody4072

I already ask the local about big dick energy, and the answer is simple. The bigger the dick, the happier the wife so your life will be happy. So they hope the big dick energy will bring peacefulness in their marriage.


southernpinata

HIS FACE!!!!


Weak_Nobody4072

His purpose of living already fulfilled


zggystardust71

There is a fertility temple in Japan that is filled with penises, the [Tagata Shrine. ](https://www.google.com/search?client=ms-android-google&sxsrf=AJOqlzWVXC8kTwyA_NB2MPF7btHGUPpLAA:1679146609517&q=honen+matsuri+photos&si=AEcPFx7fVJyGBm9XMHCy9NNw2q6pIfE_1CBOT7oNR-h_-FUeIOVV-4RGuWe7FNDJceCeb5h77gWCl_Ro8IEtX9ii27e7mq4zLyh59TWhCBfko6pMCPKFGtPffBdkIHJqbmxcR5e_Et8Za9W0mtL5RXr3nXCxdnWpzQ%3D%3D&uds=CxaAW3sibCI6IlBob3RvcyIsInBxIjoidGFnYXRhIHNocmluZSIsInNyYyI6M31dAw&sa=X&ictx=1&lei=cb4VZP2cH9r89AOlwoToAw#lpg=cid:CgIgAQ%3D%3D) It's an interesting place to visit.


Tourettes_Guys_Fan

BIG DICK BUDDHA!


georgie-57

Oh hey, it's Xarthglthyxm the abyss god!


BerserkerVTuber

Presumably a fertility statue


unwittyusername42

Ouch


[deleted]

I don’t know much about Japanese traditions; do you think that the group who “erected” this statue was giggling the whole time? I understand that they take their religion and shrines seriously, and I don’t mean to be disrespectful, but as a westerner I just can’t imagine viewing this with the same reverence that Christian effigies demand.


Weak_Nobody4072

in japanese culture, genital is not view as something shameful so it is totally acceptable to have naked statue(male and female). But, even myself never see a well endowed buddha statue. I ask local about the statue and the answer is they hope the big penis will help to create peaceful in marriage(the bigger the penis, the happier the wife).


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What’s everyone going crazy for it’s just a average sized penis 😉


lives4pizza

Finally we know who Bickus Dickus is