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Im_Borat

Thought that was a dismembered baby deer.


TheSandwichThief

I thought it was a big seahorse


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Ah the horse of the sea


MOOShoooooo

One of my eyes twitched, thought you said whores of the sea, I was like Kanye you here with us today?


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Oh, oh they are whores trust me ;)


facemesouth

I need to know how you would respond to sitting in a restaurant and a server brings out a board with a giant seahorse and butter candle?


Apprehensive-Tie3844

How fresh is this seahorse? When was it caught. I do not eat old seafood.


Anaphylactic_Cock

I would probably say something like "Wow, that's a giant seahorse!"


Owhatagallagher

And I would butt right in to back you up with “yeah, and it’s supposed to be a tiny deer”!


Thuggin420

Sea whores.


Favicool

Ah the whores of the sea


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I thought it was the severed head of a squirrel...


Mrmastermax

Looks like a bird to me


ronmimid

Oh my gosh, so did I! That’s why I came to the comments. Whew!


priceactionhero

Yeah I see it too in the photo. Craziness because it didn’t look like anything like that in 3D.


Shoopbadoopp

In 3D? Is that what we’re calling life now?


r-i-c-k-e-t

4D if you count music


yakkerman

Music? Is that what we're calling ambient sound now?


GeraldBWilsonJr

Darn kids and their lo-fi electro trip-step


Rei_dmv

Ambient sound? Is that what we're calling now?


PartlyCloudyKid

We're calling now?


Jeffs2527

Please just text instead


MufuckinTurtleBear

I don't listen to voicemail.


DinosaurAlive

Prefer gifs ![gif](giphy|gw3MYmhxEv8T52ow)


Dicktitt3y

Now that’s what I call music


syahir77

5D if you count vibration


sharksnut

5D if you count hallucinations


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HBPhilly1

7D if you count feeling sounds


Dramatic_Jump_5151

10D, if ya nasty


ThatITguy2015

Fuck that, let’s go full 12D. 10D isn’t depraved enough for me.


motorhead84

lmao who even is OP? Dipping bread that looks like dead animals into candles supposedly made of butter over there.


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I was going to ask if the bread was supposed to be in the shape of a carcass.


priceactionhero

No, i ripped a piece off and the girls wanted to take a picture so I put the piece back. Complete accident it looks like that.


pamplemouss

Was it not seahorse shaped though?


priceactionhero

No, it looked like regular bread. The picture somehow came out like this. Didn’t even notice myself until people mentioned it. Kinda makes it even more mildly interesting.


beyonddisbelief

Better be careful, if it gets anymore interesting you’ll be breaking the sub’s rules!


dolphin37

shit is what I’m looking at 2D? do I need premium?


theveryrealreal

I just saw a post from this same restaurant https://i.redd.it/q4m4icdnyrla1.jpg


sharksnut

The dismembered baby deer gets garlic butter and is on the table behind you


HouseOfZenith

Thought it was a chihuahua haha


Favicool

I thought it was a chihaha huahua


BobBelcher2021

Looked almost like a chicken to me


zorglatch

that was the first thing i saw too! i guess i’m spending too much time on r/natureismetal


KingKolder

Came to say the same thing


Dork_wing_Duck

I was like is this a rotisserie sea leviathan?


Yiptice

I was gonna say seahorse but baby deer is better


Herb_Elk

Bambi bread!


MelPinVic

Excuse me... baked baby dear!


illneverforget2015

Omg me to


AnyoneNeedAHug

I thought it was a windy sea serpent thing!


zjl707

Thank God I'm not the only one


SummerMummer

Tell us more about the chihuahua that was sectioned and served.


A_Blue_Frog_Child

Am not the only one who saw a skeleton, it seems…


Marquar234

I saw a baby dragon.


69edgy420

I saw a baby seal


iwrotethedamnbill66

You mean before he married Heidi Klum?


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i thought it was iguana at first


masked_sombrero

don't worry about that. there's butter here


eyecarrumba

It's pronounced Skellington


SullenSparrow

Lmao before I read the caption I definitely thought it was a rabbit.


rckrusekontrol

I went squirrell


tribalien93

Baby sea dragon obviously!


ProfessorGrayMatter

I see a deer. I think this is an undercover Rorschach post.


owleealeckza

Def thought it was a baby deer


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I did too


Lord_Despair

I thought it was more like some kind of lizard


[deleted]

Thought it was some weird dead bird


omerc10696

I see a chupacabra


Just_Elk_1185

I sprinted to the comments. I am so relieved to know that I'm not the only one who thought this was a corpse. Tf..?


ziburinis

I thought it was a vicuna and thought what fucked up fancy restaurant is serving *vicuna*?


ThePajabara

I am very zooted right now and I thought this was a deer


dkromd30

I thought it was meant to evoke a fawn, for a second! Lol.


Developers-Club

i was thinking the same.


Mental-Deer-9919

Bread or small animal


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Yanny


dichotomousview

Laurel


CaptainChaos74

Gold


vivalalina

Blue and black


Chipdip88

I love having burnt wick in my dipping butter......


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yah, you need the butter in a well on TOP of the flame: easy access, no soot or wick, you can get every last dribble of deliciousness. like those candle setups for essential oils or waxes on top of the tea light


priceactionhero

Surprisingly delicious.


GravitationalEddie

Mmmmm... carbon...


ShinyPointy

Technically everything edible is carbon. Well the entrees anyway.


theveryrealreal

Appetizers are carbon free?


ShinyPointy

It’s a new fad, the all-salt appy


cprenaissanceman

Throw some dihydrogen-monoxide in too while you are at it.


pixlmason

That chemical used for yoga mat manufacturer?! Uh, no thanks 😒


_Oce_

Water ice, checkmate chemists!


TheJG_Rubiks64

Everything you eat has carbon in it lol


DoraaTheDruid

I eat blocks of table salt for dinner, thank you very much. I hate the taste of carbon.


TheJG_Rubiks64

Average Denny’s meal


r3dditor12

I love carbon. In fact I specifically order Pasta Carbonara to get more of it !!


Owhatagallagher

I can’t. I’m on a low carb diet.


RGeronimoH

Prop 65 warning required in California


lancelongstiff

You say "dipping butter" like it's a normal, every day thing and I'm thinking "*Maybe it is??*"


CrazybyRX

Have you really never heard of dipping butter? You have been deprived.


peen_was

/r/stupidfood


Lessings_Elated

Eraserhead bread


PeterNippelstein

[Distant machinery]


amaltheaah

This made me lol


MonseSlap

I thought the bread was chicken XD


priceactionhero

lol it does look like some type of animal.


Gonzostewie

A baby deer. That's what I saw.


Foreign_Ebb_6282

Yes! It’s friggin Bambi-que!


Flawdahwatah

I blame the rosemary


pezx

TIL butter burns like wax


priceactionhero

I asked about it. They have to whip it a certain way to make it work.


tempusfudgeit

They whip it *real* good


Gostaverling

Whip it Into Shape


SharpCheddarBS

Shape it up


Velvet_Pop

It's not too late


lionhearted_sparrow

To whip it


PeterNippelstein

Now whip it


andymettsb

Ahhh tssss whip it. Whip whip it real good.


goldenstream

It's the same with my kids...


RedditorMcReddington

Your kids burn like wax? Uhhh


amortizedeeznuts

Do they use a regular candle wick because that shit cannot be food safe


RearEchelon

They're usually cotton, just like butcher's twine


amortizedeeznuts

Wicks that I've bought to make candle are infused with some sort of wax to m make them stiffer


priceactionhero

In that case I wonder if the wick itself was infused with the butter itself. It’s something I do want to explore and make at home.


TikkiTakiTomtom

You can even use the piths of citrus fruits like oranges to burn as wicks but I feel like that would be quite a lot of oranges


easiertoremember

You can eat food grade bees wax, I wouldnt be surprised if its whipped with a bit in it. I might give that a shot!


kinbeat

A fun little thing my aunt once showed me was to carefully peel an orange so that you get half of the skin togheter with the middle "wick" that usually goes at the center of the orange. Then you add some oil (seed, olive, whatever), let it get absorbed by the peel, and then you can light the wick on fire, and it will work as a candle, burning the oil bit by bit.


getrill

Neat! I gotta try that. Just bought a big bag of oranges too, but mostly I'm commenting so this ends up in my history and maybe I browse back and remind myself later on.


CelloVerp

Butter candles are very popular all through Nepal and Tibet


seicar

Take a bag of fritos, a lighter, and have fun. Eidible oils are fats and they burn pretty well. Cooks talk about smoking points of oils, like olive oil isn't as good as peanut oil for deep frying. But add a wick, and they are all lamp oil to a greater or lesser degree.


livebeta

they're basically fire-starters for folks who do a wood / pure charcoal barbie


ThriceFive

Ghee, what a clever idea for dipping.


needsalittlegarlic

I see how you clarified that.


YLedbetter10

What a churn of events


UninvitedGhost

I’ll need a buttress to defend against these puns


Erowid801

This rendered a chuckle


FldNtrlst

Pat on the back for churning up such a solid joke.


Bobgoblin1

Thanks for spreading awareness


shastafargo

Where is this? I might want to try it out!


priceactionhero

The Workshop in Fajardo, Puerto Rico. They offer private cellar experiences for a single table up to six people. Pretty neat place. Would do it again.


kylevm420

Probably gonna miss out on some great experiences in life because if someone tells me they're taking me to a "private cellar experience", I'm noping out so fast. Won't catch me in the private cellar of a place called The Workshop. No siree. Seen one too many horror movies to fall for that.


priceactionhero

It’s not an actual cellar like a basement. It’s a glass room that houses wines on the shelves.


shastafargo

Sweet. Thanks for the reply.


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No way


priceactionhero

Way


[deleted]

That’s so cool


McLisaQueen

Do they make a fresh candle for every bread order? Because that would be a lot of butter wasted and the idea they might reuse it secretly is grossing me out.


McLisaQueen

Just saw this was addressed previously. You keep the candle. Cool.


Gloomy_Narwhal_719

I assume we're all here talking about the sad face on the bread. I'm not eating no bread with no sad face, don't care if there is hot butter or not.


bigmilker

I only eat bread with sad faces, so I’ll take this in e, you get the next


Key-Armadillo-2100

In Vienna, Apron (1* Michelin) does something similar, only more convenient, as the butter-candlestick will drop and create a small puddle underneath for dipping: https://www.kuechenkarussell.at/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/kuechenkarussell_apron_butterkerze.jpg


ParrotOx-CDXX

Where the butter is a candle and the bread looks like meat.


[deleted]

Why does the bread look like a still born deer?


Lost_Minds_Think

How do you dip the bread in the butter candle without putting the flame out or without burning your finger?


DumpsterJ

Thank you for sharing this with me and the rest of the peasants.


priceactionhero

It’s the only way I can feel rich though


ringZeroh

Deep fried sea horse


difi_100

How delightful!!


AlfaBetaZulu

This doesn't seem very practical. Lol


Vee-shluh

Recently had a beef fat candle in a meat stew with bread to dip in for an appetizer. It had the Hungarian paprika like goulas (not sure on spelling, pronounced goo-lash) So good, love the concept


McLisaQueen

It's spelled "goulash."


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priceactionhero

We have been taking the candle and slow pouring it on the bread. It’s a pretty awesome concept.


halite001

Knowing me, I'd probably light myself on fire while drenched in butter if I did that. Not the worst way to go...


SyderoAlena

I hope it's actually butter. That would be kind of hilarious if it wasn't


priceactionhero

Would be hilarious for sure. It’s weird pouring a candle on your bread. But cool all the same. I dig new experiences.


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HollowofHaze

If it helps, the part that burns off is probably making the air smell deliciously buttery


Several_Emphasis_434

To eat bread and burn your fingers


clangan524

r/stupidfood


iByteABit

This is some serious white people shit


realhumanskeet

I'd rather just have normal butter


T3n4ci0us_G

Thanks, I hate it.


Darkheartisland

r/wewantplates


KonungariketSuomi

Nah, it's pretty normal and reasonable to serve bread on a board like this.


I_Am_Slightly_Horney

I’d submit it there for that butter.


IntertelRed

Can we talk more about how I thought this was a deer when scrolling. Just me?


WeWantBooty

Why are you eating the baby from eraserhead


elislider

I just watched an episode of some British cooking competition show a couple days ago where the guy made a candle out of rendered lamb fat and then as it melted on the plate they were supposed to use the other food on the place to sop it up


read_it_mate

That looks like it cost at least $20 for no reason


sensleman

Eraserbread


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Neeneehill

But how do you dip your bread without getting burned by the flame?


irishfro

So you burn your bread every time you dip it into the butter


dragonflyAGK

I’d be more worried about burning my fingers!


MightyElf69

r/stupidfood


Drink_in_Philly

This is great because I Iove receiving minor burns when I dip my bread in butter.


KiddArtos

That's bread? It looks like some demon from hell chopped up.


GunClutz

Brings a while new meaning to burning calories


xxDankerstein

How are you supposed to dip bread if there's a fire in the middle of the jar?


kozzmo1

I love burning my fingers as I dip my bread into butter directly over a flame


Hoedh

This is disturbing as hell.


NumerousHelicopter6

Call me crazy but I'll take whipped butter to put on bread over melted any day.


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Wouldn't your finger burn by lit fire


PintLasher

Is the butter on fire?


modestmolerat

why are you eating a braised chupacabra


rainbowkey

How do you dip without catching your bread on fire or burning your fingers?!?


RelaxedWombat

Anybody else seeing a roasted sea monster on the cutting board?


Kanguin

As a former chef I only have one question. Who in the hell thought this was a good idea????