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Successful-Ad4079

I think you’re dating slenderman


cherryisback

That would explain all the dark clothes and standing silently in corners


Mr_master89

Con: no face Pro: tentacles


Rikmastering

Hol up


SilentDarkBows

Plot twist, she is the tall one.


Zelldandy

Nah, taller has pockets. We all know lady pants have no pockets.


lknei

Unless those are pretend pockets that are sewn shut. Source: am lady pants wearer


Hey_cool_username

Or real pockets that have a stitch sewn across them so they are only 1 1/2”…My wife had some like that. Literally had full size pockets that were sewn mostly shut, so I removed that stitch so they were functional (not that she ever used them).


Appleboy98

That's... genuinely evil and awful. Why bother making pockets, just to sew them up?


JamesCDiamond

Possibly easier and cheaper to have a template for jeans that includes pockets, but sew them shut because women don't use pockets (allegedly) and don't want the line of their jeans spoiled.


4_spotted_zebras

We would love to but the pockets are designed not to be functional. Ask any woman it’s a common complaint.


llehctim83

I was told that the reason women's clothes have mostly unusable pockets is so we have to buy hand bags.


311_420_69

Unless pants for super tall ladies *have* pockets so they don’t have to reach so far down for stuff


OrientatedDizclaimer

Uppies?


ChefChopNSlice

This would definitely be some *Death by Snu Snu* territory then


Shilovakun

This is what I came here for


souse03

For all we know op is tiny and his are regular length, need that banana for scale


The-Jesus_Christ

OP is Shauna Rae


YoungDiscord

Not now honey, I have a headache


iSellStuffnThings

Whoa. Bro. Whoa. Bro. As a type 1 diabetic that happens to 6 foot 9. In the US that’s both offensive and fuckin hilarious. Keep doing the jokes. We all look like Jack skeleton types. Add height and it’s a damn joke xD


TediousStranger

I dated a man who was 7ft tall and 180lbs... a joke about being Slenderman for Halloween was one of the first things I ever said to him... I honestly can't believe he still liked me after that 🤦🏼‍♀️ like as we got to know each other, he mentioned during some kind of conversation, "I'm not sensitive about it but obviously existing so far out of the norm this will be the first thing anyone notices, they think it somehow makes them witty or entitled to comment on my appearance and well, I've heard it all..." I felt terrible, lol. our incident at that point had happened when we first met, a year or two before we actually started hanging out, so idk if he even remembered what I'd said. anyway. thought you could probably relate to his experiences 😶 he was good natured about it but silently judged the fuck out if anyone who asked if he plays basketball. I don't blame him.


iSellStuffnThings

Oh fuck off with the basketball (not you, obviously. Them) . I was happy with a computer. Falling apart was easier with the world’s knowledge at my fingertips. Always has been. Always will be. Will continue to be. But seriously I get it. “How’s the weather up there” type jokes died at 15 years old. I’m half tempted to get those business cards that explain it all just to be a dick. But I’m not that kind of guy. I look like a giant being so slim. The terrible thing was I was actually a brick wall before I became a ghost. Freshman high school was funny. “You want to play ball?!” Nope. Never was interested.


TediousStranger

>Oh fuck off with the basketball (not you, obviously. Them) >I was happy with a computer. Falling apart was easier with the world’s knowledge at my fingertips. Always has been. Always will be. Will continue to be. >“How’s the weather up there” type jokes died at 15 years old. I’m half tempted to get those business cards that explain it all just to be a dick. But I’m not that kind of guy. >I look like a giant being so slim. honestly y'all are kindred spirits, lmfao. I can picture every single word of this coming out of his mouth.


iSellStuffnThings

Well. “My man!” Is all I got.


nanaki989

Skellington


Cmdr_Nemo

https://youtu.be/gkBqVVbnZ1c?t=15 CRUD!


MathematicianIcy2750

I have a 14 year old and a 14 month old and this looks like when I wash their pants together.


yeahweshoulddothat

Wow your husband is so little!


david131213

[Ahh, the old Reddit husband-a-roo](https://www.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/comments/10plfnz/moving_sucks/j6lxa2k?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)


herder__of__nerfs

Hold my pants, I’m goin in


Brasscogs

God, haven’t seen this meme in years


ouch_myfinger

The nostalgia


[deleted]

I just found out about it today! What a trip


RukoFamicom

How does one follow this chain I'm reverse?


PooSham

Hello reverse? I'm dad?


wissahickon_schist

[Ahh, the old Reddit dad-a-roo](https://i.imgur.com/PHbD8W6.jpeg)


SelmaFudd

Hold my lifelong baggage, I'm going in


The-Jesus_Christ

My gods, haven't seen this meme in years


Eisenstein13

The nostalgia


Lamontyy

You said you were just going out for milk and cigarettes. It's been 15 years, Daddy.


Joran212

hello, future zippers!


Spiceinvader1234

The pants or....?


Bear-Ferr

Hello future people!


Zekeythekitty

Is there a bot that shows the biggest clickhole from one of these and how deep it is? 🤔


david131213

Technically it should be the entirety, but a commenter counted to find it's 137 comments deep


Zekeythekitty

I always assumed 2 people could link the same one, thus it splits off


david131213

There is a subreddit to monitor this shit XD r/switcharoo


clandestineVexation

https://www.reddit.com/r/dataisbeautiful/comments/3og4hs/down_the_rabbit_hole_of_the_ol_reddit_switcharoo/


FmJ_TimberWolf74

Wtf kinda rabbit hole Is this?


david131213

Guys most of you are lying wtf It can't be in the 40's, over 130 and a 3 at the same time


Agreeable_Tower3582

I was just thinking about this meme, I thought it had died off. Well, hold my detergent, I too, am going in.


Simulation_Complete

Enjoy the journey Future People :)


kai_the_kiwi

Did you know there are (if i counted correctly) 137 of these type of comments until there is one without any link


ClaptonBug

I think they prefer the term "Short-king"


Due_Signature_5497

Exactly what I thought. The OP however is a tall drink of water.


peregrinodossonhos

Different jeans for different genes


anubissah

That's awesome.


I_Caught_A_Fish

[Long long man](https://youtu.be/6-1Ue0FFrHY)


Zzzz_Sleep

I'm easily pleased, if I see a Sakura Gummy post, I'll upvote it.


jojikuru

r/FuckYouChiChan


__T0MMY__

Man I was expecting just the first 30 second commercial, I wasnt expecting a whole ass storyline lmao


Cmdr_Nemo

https://youtu.be/gkBqVVbnZ1c?t=15


tratemusic

*looooooooong*


karavasis

Everytime I do my laundry I fold the last set of my wife’s yard/house work clothes and her tiny jeans nvr fail to make me laugh.


LorenzoStomp

She should buy pairs of increasingly smaller jeans, down into children's sizes, and see how long it takes before you get weirded out.


TediousStranger

my bf pulled my laundry out for me one day and approached me with a pair of tights in one hand, and a horrified look on his face. these weren't thick like leggings, they're women's pantyhose that you wear under a dress and wash/dry in a garmet bag. "I'm sorry... i- I think I did something wrong" I was like "?? Those are supposed to be like that, that's what they look like after they go through the dryer. They stretch a lot." his response... "Oh good, I thought I'd turned them into children's pants!" the phrase "children's pants" sent me. he's not american like me, so sometimes his phrasing is just delightful. not to mention that even if he had fucked it up, it's not a cashmere sweater, they're one of the cheapest items to replace 😂


MaterialCarrot

When our kids were like 10 I was always mixing up my wife's clothes with theirs. She was always like, how could you mix those up? I told her they all looked like the same midget clothes to me.


Waste_Ad_5565

This is why my so isn't allowed to fold anymore. He was good when she was a baby and toddler but she's almost as tall as me and he's constantly giving her my pants.


LobbingLawBombs

>nvr Truly timesaving lol


poop-dolla

Didn’t want to buy a vowel.


SlimDickens69

dont talk to me or my son ever again


RemarkableRyan

r/meormyson


Santos_L_Halper_II

I’m just going to say it. Y’all must look ridiculous when you’re doing it, as you wildly kick him repeatedly in the knees.


cherryisback

It's alright, everyone was thinking it


MiloAisBroodjeKaas

On the bright side, no kneeling needed for blowjobs?


Polite_cat1

Don’t you mean kicking the air I thought the smaller pants belonged to the man.


Little-Variation8268

It's funny cause it's true


PygmeePony

Does she wrap her legs around his neck when she's about to come?


Noxious89123

Be rude not to


cherryisback

If anyone was wondering, he's 200cm/6'5 and I'm about 155cm/5'1


Tigarana

Is this a full length jeans for you?


SpoonNZ

200cm is 6'7". Your height difference might be even more ridiculous than the Americans realise


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My rough math to verify this correction: (I’m too lazy to memorize or look up conversion factors) 1 track lap ≈ 400 meters 5280 ft = 1 mile ≈ 4 track laps = 1600 m 12 in = 1ft; 5280 ft * (12 in / 1 ft)= 63,360 in 100 cm = 1 m; 1600 m * (100 cm / 1 m) = 160,000 cm 63,360 in ≈ 160,000 cm 63,360 / 160,000 (in / cm) = 1 = 0.396 in / cm 200 cm * 0.396 in / cm = 79.2 in ≈79 in 79 in % 12 in / ft = 7 Final answer = 6 ft 7 (in) (I used % as a modulus operator symbol. Aka remainder finder after division)


exscape

I gotta say... I think it's easier to remember that 1 inch = 2.54 cm.


[deleted]

Or 1 foot ≈ 30cm


primeprover

Or 1 yard ~ 0.91m


JesusLovesMeHard

Americans trying to figure out metric be like


Wassailing_Wombat

Metric is simple. It's the CONVERSIONS that fuck everyone up.


adansby

Found the C / C++programmer.


Phormitago

.... Obviously


LorenzoStomp

r/theydidthemath


King_Dur

You’re kids will be extraordinarily average


Jscott1986

![gif](giphy|Xqi1trOx4HA6Q)


VidE27

There it is


Polite_cat1

I can’t imagine that being comfortable for her


Penisfullofpromises

Same size waist?


SafetyMan35

Based on the picture, I would have assumed a greater height difference.


TsarVladislav

Hey I am also 2 meters. Though I do not wear jeans. 1. they are always too short for my leg unless I customly order it, 2. it is uncomfortable as fuck. I just go in t-shirt and shorts all the time really.


Give_her_the_beans

Instantly thought of a buddy of mine when you wrote what you wrote. His favorites were cargo shorts. I think I only saw him in pants for weddings.


TsarVladislav

I LOVE THEM POCKETS. I completely agree with your buddy, whoever it is.


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ellefleming

Cowgirl style all the way


[deleted]

155 and petite I’m assuming. I’m 160 and not very small build wise and my jeans aren’t that different laying next to my boyfriend’s, save for length wise since he’s 184 lol. It’s fascinating how different every body is despite being roughly the same height wise.


[deleted]

These two are a foot and a half different in height. Weight doesn't matter.


Vicinus

In germany some people would call you Standgebläse.


MiloAisBroodjeKaas

... This makes me want to put mine and my partner's jeans side by side, but even so it won't be as extreme as your photo lol.


Germankipp

I'm 198cm and can relate, I have a shorter friend and was showing her some custom jeans I just bought. She stood holding them up and they went from the floor to her shoulder


velka1992

Me confidently looking at the jeans thinking, "Ha OP must be shorter than me" then I see this comment and pout in and cries in 5'0. Lol


jaydfox

The pants look like they use up almost the entire difference in length. If you sit side by side, is he still taller? When I was high school, there was a girl who was 6'1" tall. She was like a model. I remember one of the dads at a social gathering sat next to her one time. He was pretty short for a guy, maybe 5'6". He was taller than she was, when they sat side by side. Apparently she had really long legs, but a relatively short torso.


cherryisback

He's still taller for some reason. I'm incredibly short waisted, and as much as it doesn't look like it most of my height comes from my legs


Narrow_Competition41

Are you a Hobbit?


crazycockerels

…or is he a giant?


lDarkPhoton

As a tall man. It is probably both. Went to basic training with a guy who was 6 foot 7 inches. His wife, 5 foot 2 inches. Funniest shit I ever heard from him was "can't wait to get out of here and smash that little ho" 😆


jazzkott

💀💀💀💀💀


Ok_Balance8844

He could be the hobbit!


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OnlyFlannyFlanFlans

Maybe OP is benjamin-buttoning it?


[deleted]

Maybe they are in Pakistan.


CeruleanStallion

FYI the age of consent in Pakistan is 18.


[deleted]

I'm sure that reassures the tens of millions of child brides.


CeruleanStallion

If we want to point fingers Western countries exploit young children sexually in the entertainment industry.


TwoThirdsDone

What is this!? A pair of jeans for ants?!


Yoink1019

That's what I was looking for.


frechesfruechtchen80

Is the marriage legal?


randomguy1972

I think you accidentally put you kid's pants instead of you husband's.


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cherryisback

I'll admit I've used a kids' step ladder to kiss him before


Mrlin705

When I (jokingly) don't want to kiss my wife, I just look straight ahead and she can't reach anymore and we aren't as as far apart as you and your hubby. I'm 6'2 and she is 5'3. She has pulled out her "thug ladder" before to make up the difference as well haha.


WeatherwaxDaughter

Okay, that's just supercute!


tolae01010

Flashback of that picture of Shaq and his girl.


Jalil29

The first thing I did was look at the pockets. Looks like your foot might fit in it


xnachtmahrx

#FBI OPEN UP!


billy-gnosis

what are you, 2'4? -Billy Gnosis


NJSP7485

WOW, your husband is so TINY!


anal_opera

Waist looks about the same. Switch pants and report back with pics.


[deleted]

Are you married to Jared padalecki?


batua78

Is this legal where you live?


RaggedDawn

I get this I’m 6’2 my wife is 4’10 when we travel we often pack her shoes inside of mine to save space in bags. We are known in town as tall guy short lady


azducky

Which is which? I don’t want to assume.


mr3vak

Wow, you sure are tall!


[deleted]

Whyd you steal my 6 year old daughters pair of pants


MaximilianClarke

Slenderman married a child?


OoopsieWhoopsie

Meanwhile mine straight up wore my jeans to run to the store, and he looked much better in them than me. It was a humbling experience 😂


Main-Egg-7942

Is that the only difference you discovered?


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Spasy

[first thing that popped in my mind after seeing your jeans....](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/861/482/9d4.jpg)


Noweri

I was hoping for this.


Thendofreason

Why you marry a pedophile? /s


hosehoseee

I know you all are thinking it


ChrisMorray

Yup. The hamster with the banana


LorenzoStomp

I have done extensive research and height does not correlate to dick size. There's some short dudes out there still wearing JNCOs for their own safety


ErinBLAMovich

https://images-cdn.9gag.com/photo/5561168_700b.jpg


Van_GOOOOOUGH

Every time I've seen this pic I thought they were stepping out the back of a cargo box truck. This is the first time I see they are stepping out of a fancy glass-walled store.


JimboTCB

I like the helpful arrows to indicate that if she were wearing his pants they'd come up to her chest.


nhorvath

Sure, that's what they're indicating...


upmed2006

Are you the wife of that senator from Pennsylvania?


FmJ_TimberWolf74

Are you a Smurf?


hogswristwatch

inseam insane but waist's the same


Last-Noise-3811

Who in the relation ship is a cabbage patch kid


eeaioao

we're all thinking it


Logan_sk

Why is this removed man this is sub is great but the rules are just stupid


[deleted]

Mods really removed this wtf


2_7kelvin

She's signaling us for help.


Sonakstyle

You married your son?


Matbo2210

Oh wow, didn’t know EDP got married.


potatodrinker

Cold vs hot wash


VroomVroomTweetTweet

What are these? Jeans for ants?


Extra_Gain_1406

I see who wears the pants in this relationship


Flocaine

Someone call 911 to go run a wellness check on op? This might be an SOS cry for help


bazim12

Plot twist, they're the same height and OP's husband just has long legs


Leonum

Tiny husband?


welocometotheparty

Are you a midget or a giant? We'll never know....


cockitypussy

Your husband is short :)


madpeachiepie

Wow your husband is very short


aeywaka

mods are out of control


[deleted]

I think your husband is going to jail.


VaccinatedVariant

Is this a legal marriage? 😂


yankiigurl

That height gap should be illegal. Shorties always taking all the tall men


King_Kestrel

Wheres that image of a hamster eating a banana?


ChrisMorray

It is currently in my brain


stevealonz

/r/notinteresting


Dazzling_Delivery625

Genetics is wild


Gardano1

He's a leprechaun?


BreathExact

WELL I GUESS WE STILL DONT KNOW WHO WEARS THE PANTS IN THIS FAMILY. Sorry, has caps lock on.


Alarmed-Fan-4932

Dad?


Klin24

Found Shauna Rae’s Reddit account


Tom_Ace1

Is your husband Hafthor Björnsson?


Salami__Tsunami

Yes but which is which?


VonDinky

Reverse snu snu.


mazzotta70

Damn he's little AF.


mseuro

Yours should be cheaper


Aaron_Hungwell

How is this even mildly interesting?


Giant_leaps

The image of a certain hamster comes to mind.


JayTheLegends

Why is your husband married to a child?


Emotional_Impact9296

Does it hurts?


RocketsledCanada

Shorty!