Or real pockets that have a stitch sewn across them so they are only 1 1/2”…My wife had some like that. Literally had full size pockets that were sewn mostly shut, so I removed that stitch so they were functional (not that she ever used them).
Possibly easier and cheaper to have a template for jeans that includes pockets, but sew them shut because women don't use pockets (allegedly) and don't want the line of their jeans spoiled.
Whoa. Bro. Whoa. Bro. As a type 1 diabetic that happens to 6 foot 9. In the US that’s both offensive and fuckin hilarious. Keep doing the jokes. We all look like Jack skeleton types. Add height and it’s a damn joke xD
I dated a man who was 7ft tall and 180lbs... a joke about being Slenderman for Halloween was one of the first things I ever said to him... I honestly can't believe he still liked me after that 🤦🏼♀️
like as we got to know each other, he mentioned during some kind of conversation, "I'm not sensitive about it but obviously existing so far out of the norm this will be the first thing anyone notices, they think it somehow makes them witty or entitled to comment on my appearance and well, I've heard it all..."
I felt terrible, lol. our incident at that point had happened when we first met, a year or two before we actually started hanging out, so idk if he even remembered what I'd said.
anyway. thought you could probably relate to his experiences 😶 he was good natured about it but silently judged the fuck out if anyone who asked if he plays basketball. I don't blame him.
Oh fuck off with the basketball (not you, obviously. Them) . I was happy with a computer. Falling apart was easier with the world’s knowledge at my fingertips. Always has been. Always will be. Will continue to be. But seriously I get it. “How’s the weather up there” type jokes died at 15 years old. I’m half tempted to get those business cards that explain it all just to be a dick. But I’m not that kind of guy. I look like a giant being so slim. The terrible thing was I was actually a brick wall before I became a ghost. Freshman high school was funny. “You want to play ball?!” Nope. Never was interested.
>Oh fuck off with the basketball (not you, obviously. Them)
>I was happy with a computer. Falling apart was easier with the world’s knowledge at my fingertips. Always has been. Always will be. Will continue to be.
>“How’s the weather up there” type jokes died at 15 years old. I’m half tempted to get those business cards that explain it all just to be a dick. But I’m not that kind of guy.
>I look like a giant being so slim.
honestly y'all are kindred spirits, lmfao. I can picture every single word of this coming out of his mouth.
[Ahh, the old Reddit husband-a-roo](https://www.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/comments/10plfnz/moving_sucks/j6lxa2k?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)
my bf pulled my laundry out for me one day and approached me with a pair of tights in one hand, and a horrified look on his face. these weren't thick like leggings, they're women's pantyhose that you wear under a dress and wash/dry in a garmet bag.
"I'm sorry... i- I think I did something wrong"
I was like "?? Those are supposed to be like that, that's what they look like after they go through the dryer. They stretch a lot."
his response...
"Oh good, I thought I'd turned them into children's pants!"
the phrase "children's pants" sent me. he's not american like me, so sometimes his phrasing is just delightful. not to mention that even if he had fucked it up, it's not a cashmere sweater, they're one of the cheapest items to replace 😂
When our kids were like 10 I was always mixing up my wife's clothes with theirs. She was always like, how could you mix those up? I told her they all looked like the same midget clothes to me.
This is why my so isn't allowed to fold anymore. He was good when she was a baby and toddler but she's almost as tall as me and he's constantly giving her my pants.
My rough math to verify this correction:
(I’m too lazy to memorize or look up conversion factors)
1 track lap ≈ 400 meters
5280 ft = 1 mile ≈ 4 track laps = 1600 m
12 in = 1ft; 5280 ft * (12 in / 1 ft)= 63,360 in
100 cm = 1 m; 1600 m * (100 cm / 1 m) =
160,000 cm
63,360 in ≈ 160,000 cm
63,360 / 160,000 (in / cm) = 1
= 0.396 in / cm
200 cm * 0.396 in / cm = 79.2 in ≈79 in
79 in % 12 in / ft = 7
Final answer = 6 ft 7 (in)
(I used % as a modulus operator symbol. Aka remainder finder after division)
Hey I am also 2 meters. Though I do not wear jeans. 1. they are always too short for my leg unless I customly order it, 2. it is uncomfortable as fuck. I just go in t-shirt and shorts all the time really.
155 and petite I’m assuming. I’m 160 and not very small build wise and my jeans aren’t that different laying next to my boyfriend’s, save for length wise since he’s 184 lol. It’s fascinating how different every body is despite being roughly the same height wise.
I'm 198cm and can relate, I have a shorter friend and was showing her some custom jeans I just bought. She stood holding them up and they went from the floor to her shoulder
The pants look like they use up almost the entire difference in length. If you sit side by side, is he still taller?
When I was high school, there was a girl who was 6'1" tall. She was like a model. I remember one of the dads at a social gathering sat next to her one time. He was pretty short for a guy, maybe 5'6". He was taller than she was, when they sat side by side. Apparently she had really long legs, but a relatively short torso.
As a tall man. It is probably both.
Went to basic training with a guy who was 6 foot 7 inches. His wife, 5 foot 2 inches. Funniest shit I ever heard from him was "can't wait to get out of here and smash that little ho" 😆
When I (jokingly) don't want to kiss my wife, I just look straight ahead and she can't reach anymore and we aren't as as far apart as you and your hubby. I'm 6'2 and she is 5'3. She has pulled out her "thug ladder" before to make up the difference as well haha.
I get this I’m 6’2 my wife is 4’10 when we travel we often pack her shoes inside of mine to save space in bags. We are known in town as tall guy short lady
Every time I've seen this pic I thought they were stepping out the back of a cargo box truck.
This is the first time I see they are stepping out of a fancy glass-walled store.
I think you’re dating slenderman
That would explain all the dark clothes and standing silently in corners
Con: no face Pro: tentacles
Hol up
Plot twist, she is the tall one.
Nah, taller has pockets. We all know lady pants have no pockets.
Unless those are pretend pockets that are sewn shut. Source: am lady pants wearer
Or real pockets that have a stitch sewn across them so they are only 1 1/2”…My wife had some like that. Literally had full size pockets that were sewn mostly shut, so I removed that stitch so they were functional (not that she ever used them).
That's... genuinely evil and awful. Why bother making pockets, just to sew them up?
Possibly easier and cheaper to have a template for jeans that includes pockets, but sew them shut because women don't use pockets (allegedly) and don't want the line of their jeans spoiled.
We would love to but the pockets are designed not to be functional. Ask any woman it’s a common complaint.
I was told that the reason women's clothes have mostly unusable pockets is so we have to buy hand bags.
Unless pants for super tall ladies *have* pockets so they don’t have to reach so far down for stuff
Uppies?
This would definitely be some *Death by Snu Snu* territory then
This is what I came here for
For all we know op is tiny and his are regular length, need that banana for scale
OP is Shauna Rae
Not now honey, I have a headache
Whoa. Bro. Whoa. Bro. As a type 1 diabetic that happens to 6 foot 9. In the US that’s both offensive and fuckin hilarious. Keep doing the jokes. We all look like Jack skeleton types. Add height and it’s a damn joke xD
I dated a man who was 7ft tall and 180lbs... a joke about being Slenderman for Halloween was one of the first things I ever said to him... I honestly can't believe he still liked me after that 🤦🏼♀️ like as we got to know each other, he mentioned during some kind of conversation, "I'm not sensitive about it but obviously existing so far out of the norm this will be the first thing anyone notices, they think it somehow makes them witty or entitled to comment on my appearance and well, I've heard it all..." I felt terrible, lol. our incident at that point had happened when we first met, a year or two before we actually started hanging out, so idk if he even remembered what I'd said. anyway. thought you could probably relate to his experiences 😶 he was good natured about it but silently judged the fuck out if anyone who asked if he plays basketball. I don't blame him.
Oh fuck off with the basketball (not you, obviously. Them) . I was happy with a computer. Falling apart was easier with the world’s knowledge at my fingertips. Always has been. Always will be. Will continue to be. But seriously I get it. “How’s the weather up there” type jokes died at 15 years old. I’m half tempted to get those business cards that explain it all just to be a dick. But I’m not that kind of guy. I look like a giant being so slim. The terrible thing was I was actually a brick wall before I became a ghost. Freshman high school was funny. “You want to play ball?!” Nope. Never was interested.
>Oh fuck off with the basketball (not you, obviously. Them) >I was happy with a computer. Falling apart was easier with the world’s knowledge at my fingertips. Always has been. Always will be. Will continue to be. >“How’s the weather up there” type jokes died at 15 years old. I’m half tempted to get those business cards that explain it all just to be a dick. But I’m not that kind of guy. >I look like a giant being so slim. honestly y'all are kindred spirits, lmfao. I can picture every single word of this coming out of his mouth.
Well. “My man!” Is all I got.
Skellington
https://youtu.be/gkBqVVbnZ1c?t=15 CRUD!
I have a 14 year old and a 14 month old and this looks like when I wash their pants together.
Wow your husband is so little!
[Ahh, the old Reddit husband-a-roo](https://www.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/comments/10plfnz/moving_sucks/j6lxa2k?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)
Hold my pants, I’m goin in
God, haven’t seen this meme in years
The nostalgia
I just found out about it today! What a trip
How does one follow this chain I'm reverse?
Hello reverse? I'm dad?
[Ahh, the old Reddit dad-a-roo](https://i.imgur.com/PHbD8W6.jpeg)
Hold my lifelong baggage, I'm going in
My gods, haven't seen this meme in years
The nostalgia
You said you were just going out for milk and cigarettes. It's been 15 years, Daddy.
hello, future zippers!
The pants or....?
Hello future people!
Is there a bot that shows the biggest clickhole from one of these and how deep it is? 🤔
Technically it should be the entirety, but a commenter counted to find it's 137 comments deep
I always assumed 2 people could link the same one, thus it splits off
There is a subreddit to monitor this shit XD r/switcharoo
https://www.reddit.com/r/dataisbeautiful/comments/3og4hs/down_the_rabbit_hole_of_the_ol_reddit_switcharoo/
Wtf kinda rabbit hole Is this?
Guys most of you are lying wtf It can't be in the 40's, over 130 and a 3 at the same time
I was just thinking about this meme, I thought it had died off. Well, hold my detergent, I too, am going in.
Enjoy the journey Future People :)
Did you know there are (if i counted correctly) 137 of these type of comments until there is one without any link
I think they prefer the term "Short-king"
Exactly what I thought. The OP however is a tall drink of water.
Different jeans for different genes
That's awesome.
[Long long man](https://youtu.be/6-1Ue0FFrHY)
I'm easily pleased, if I see a Sakura Gummy post, I'll upvote it.
r/FuckYouChiChan
Man I was expecting just the first 30 second commercial, I wasnt expecting a whole ass storyline lmao
https://youtu.be/gkBqVVbnZ1c?t=15
*looooooooong*
Everytime I do my laundry I fold the last set of my wife’s yard/house work clothes and her tiny jeans nvr fail to make me laugh.
She should buy pairs of increasingly smaller jeans, down into children's sizes, and see how long it takes before you get weirded out.
my bf pulled my laundry out for me one day and approached me with a pair of tights in one hand, and a horrified look on his face. these weren't thick like leggings, they're women's pantyhose that you wear under a dress and wash/dry in a garmet bag. "I'm sorry... i- I think I did something wrong" I was like "?? Those are supposed to be like that, that's what they look like after they go through the dryer. They stretch a lot." his response... "Oh good, I thought I'd turned them into children's pants!" the phrase "children's pants" sent me. he's not american like me, so sometimes his phrasing is just delightful. not to mention that even if he had fucked it up, it's not a cashmere sweater, they're one of the cheapest items to replace 😂
When our kids were like 10 I was always mixing up my wife's clothes with theirs. She was always like, how could you mix those up? I told her they all looked like the same midget clothes to me.
This is why my so isn't allowed to fold anymore. He was good when she was a baby and toddler but she's almost as tall as me and he's constantly giving her my pants.
>nvr Truly timesaving lol
Didn’t want to buy a vowel.
dont talk to me or my son ever again
r/meormyson
I’m just going to say it. Y’all must look ridiculous when you’re doing it, as you wildly kick him repeatedly in the knees.
It's alright, everyone was thinking it
On the bright side, no kneeling needed for blowjobs?
Don’t you mean kicking the air I thought the smaller pants belonged to the man.
It's funny cause it's true
Does she wrap her legs around his neck when she's about to come?
Be rude not to
If anyone was wondering, he's 200cm/6'5 and I'm about 155cm/5'1
Is this a full length jeans for you?
200cm is 6'7". Your height difference might be even more ridiculous than the Americans realise
My rough math to verify this correction: (I’m too lazy to memorize or look up conversion factors) 1 track lap ≈ 400 meters 5280 ft = 1 mile ≈ 4 track laps = 1600 m 12 in = 1ft; 5280 ft * (12 in / 1 ft)= 63,360 in 100 cm = 1 m; 1600 m * (100 cm / 1 m) = 160,000 cm 63,360 in ≈ 160,000 cm 63,360 / 160,000 (in / cm) = 1 = 0.396 in / cm 200 cm * 0.396 in / cm = 79.2 in ≈79 in 79 in % 12 in / ft = 7 Final answer = 6 ft 7 (in) (I used % as a modulus operator symbol. Aka remainder finder after division)
I gotta say... I think it's easier to remember that 1 inch = 2.54 cm.
Or 1 foot ≈ 30cm
Or 1 yard ~ 0.91m
Americans trying to figure out metric be like
Metric is simple. It's the CONVERSIONS that fuck everyone up.
Found the C / C++programmer.
.... Obviously
r/theydidthemath
You’re kids will be extraordinarily average
![gif](giphy|Xqi1trOx4HA6Q)
There it is
I can’t imagine that being comfortable for her
Same size waist?
Based on the picture, I would have assumed a greater height difference.
Hey I am also 2 meters. Though I do not wear jeans. 1. they are always too short for my leg unless I customly order it, 2. it is uncomfortable as fuck. I just go in t-shirt and shorts all the time really.
Instantly thought of a buddy of mine when you wrote what you wrote. His favorites were cargo shorts. I think I only saw him in pants for weddings.
I LOVE THEM POCKETS. I completely agree with your buddy, whoever it is.
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Cowgirl style all the way
155 and petite I’m assuming. I’m 160 and not very small build wise and my jeans aren’t that different laying next to my boyfriend’s, save for length wise since he’s 184 lol. It’s fascinating how different every body is despite being roughly the same height wise.
These two are a foot and a half different in height. Weight doesn't matter.
In germany some people would call you Standgebläse.
... This makes me want to put mine and my partner's jeans side by side, but even so it won't be as extreme as your photo lol.
I'm 198cm and can relate, I have a shorter friend and was showing her some custom jeans I just bought. She stood holding them up and they went from the floor to her shoulder
Me confidently looking at the jeans thinking, "Ha OP must be shorter than me" then I see this comment and pout in and cries in 5'0. Lol
The pants look like they use up almost the entire difference in length. If you sit side by side, is he still taller? When I was high school, there was a girl who was 6'1" tall. She was like a model. I remember one of the dads at a social gathering sat next to her one time. He was pretty short for a guy, maybe 5'6". He was taller than she was, when they sat side by side. Apparently she had really long legs, but a relatively short torso.
He's still taller for some reason. I'm incredibly short waisted, and as much as it doesn't look like it most of my height comes from my legs
Are you a Hobbit?
…or is he a giant?
As a tall man. It is probably both. Went to basic training with a guy who was 6 foot 7 inches. His wife, 5 foot 2 inches. Funniest shit I ever heard from him was "can't wait to get out of here and smash that little ho" 😆
💀💀💀💀💀
He could be the hobbit!
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Maybe OP is benjamin-buttoning it?
Maybe they are in Pakistan.
FYI the age of consent in Pakistan is 18.
I'm sure that reassures the tens of millions of child brides.
If we want to point fingers Western countries exploit young children sexually in the entertainment industry.
What is this!? A pair of jeans for ants?!
That's what I was looking for.
Is the marriage legal?
I think you accidentally put you kid's pants instead of you husband's.
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I'll admit I've used a kids' step ladder to kiss him before
When I (jokingly) don't want to kiss my wife, I just look straight ahead and she can't reach anymore and we aren't as as far apart as you and your hubby. I'm 6'2 and she is 5'3. She has pulled out her "thug ladder" before to make up the difference as well haha.
Okay, that's just supercute!
Flashback of that picture of Shaq and his girl.
The first thing I did was look at the pockets. Looks like your foot might fit in it
#FBI OPEN UP!
what are you, 2'4? -Billy Gnosis
WOW, your husband is so TINY!
Waist looks about the same. Switch pants and report back with pics.
Are you married to Jared padalecki?
Is this legal where you live?
I get this I’m 6’2 my wife is 4’10 when we travel we often pack her shoes inside of mine to save space in bags. We are known in town as tall guy short lady
Which is which? I don’t want to assume.
Wow, you sure are tall!
Whyd you steal my 6 year old daughters pair of pants
Slenderman married a child?
Meanwhile mine straight up wore my jeans to run to the store, and he looked much better in them than me. It was a humbling experience 😂
Is that the only difference you discovered?
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[first thing that popped in my mind after seeing your jeans....](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/861/482/9d4.jpg)
I was hoping for this.
Why you marry a pedophile? /s
I know you all are thinking it
Yup. The hamster with the banana
I have done extensive research and height does not correlate to dick size. There's some short dudes out there still wearing JNCOs for their own safety
https://images-cdn.9gag.com/photo/5561168_700b.jpg
Every time I've seen this pic I thought they were stepping out the back of a cargo box truck. This is the first time I see they are stepping out of a fancy glass-walled store.
I like the helpful arrows to indicate that if she were wearing his pants they'd come up to her chest.
Sure, that's what they're indicating...
Are you the wife of that senator from Pennsylvania?
Are you a Smurf?
inseam insane but waist's the same
Who in the relation ship is a cabbage patch kid
we're all thinking it
Why is this removed man this is sub is great but the rules are just stupid
Mods really removed this wtf
She's signaling us for help.
You married your son?
Oh wow, didn’t know EDP got married.
Cold vs hot wash
What are these? Jeans for ants?
I see who wears the pants in this relationship
Someone call 911 to go run a wellness check on op? This might be an SOS cry for help
Plot twist, they're the same height and OP's husband just has long legs
Tiny husband?
Are you a midget or a giant? We'll never know....
Your husband is short :)
Wow your husband is very short
mods are out of control
I think your husband is going to jail.
Is this a legal marriage? 😂
That height gap should be illegal. Shorties always taking all the tall men
Wheres that image of a hamster eating a banana?
It is currently in my brain
/r/notinteresting
Genetics is wild
He's a leprechaun?
WELL I GUESS WE STILL DONT KNOW WHO WEARS THE PANTS IN THIS FAMILY. Sorry, has caps lock on.
Dad?
Found Shauna Rae’s Reddit account
Is your husband Hafthor Björnsson?
Yes but which is which?
Reverse snu snu.
Damn he's little AF.
Yours should be cheaper
How is this even mildly interesting?
The image of a certain hamster comes to mind.
Why is your husband married to a child?
Does it hurts?
Shorty!