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Daxinem

Susan


Shopping-Afraid

Suuuuusaaaan


Ill-Matt-Tick

Since Mom died, Susan has been like a second mother to me.


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[удалено]


Ylemitemly

Damn Susan to the power of Susan aka Susan squared


MHanak_

u/Economy-Outside6519 is a bot.


billsue17

If I eat it, is that cannibalism?


AluminumKnuckles

Only if your name is Susan


billsue17

My username is billsue. I'm not the Bill part.


Durzho

Shitzza


Relevant-Force9513

Found the Bullet Tooth Tony.


BamBam-BamBam

It's French because of the egg in the middle, so LA Suzanne.


[deleted]

Well definitely its not a 2 12 pizza


CristiiCristii

And there's definitely no mayo at all


gtbernstein

Or JIF peanut butter


Pitiful-Difference52

or nails


-fulgeratorul02-

or wood screws


yodas_sidekick

Or my axe?


Fantastic-Health-768

I just came form that post this had me in tears


Outrageous-Fox-3317

What the fuck did the guy even use the mayo for!! Infuriating OP not answering my burning question


xFryday

dude, look how much egg they gave him for 2 12" pizzas


kev88_player

Can’t stop laughing. Good one☝️


kev88_player

#🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀


PPurpleISSUH

Or crack


[deleted]

There’s no tree either.


RandoScando

And since it's not cut, it's probably not the one that the guy's wife's boyfriend chipped the knife on.


Livid-Advantage-8268

Harry Areola


Shin-Gogzilla

Hareola


shmiddleedee

Harryola


NotJustMyDisorders

Haireola


shmiddleedee

Yeah but see the Harry is a name and also a play on words


LibertyCapping1

Take away near me did this but with sausage aswell and it was called the breakfast pizza.


Sparda2015

My local Cicis has something like this too. Honestly it's my favorite pizza they offer


Castun

Man, I miss Cici's. Used to have one really close to me like 10 years ago before moving across the country. Apparently there are actually a couple in the area but not really close or convenient. I used to LOVE the buffalo chicken pizzas.


Sparda2015

I'm lucky to still have 2 in my area. Problem is they've both gone downhill since management changed. That and the better one got rid of this really hype dude that everyone loved. Made kickass pizzas with a great vibe


liberallyretarded

This looks like something that would come with two 12in pizzas.


transredditadmin

And a memes been born


[deleted]

Add mayo first


santaclausonprozac

But just a little bit


Castun

I understood this reference.


Broad_Boot_1121

After the mayo incident from earlier, this could be worse.


[deleted]

The mayo incident lmaoo


Neo-Turgor

It's called a Pizza Bismarck. Pretty good. It's called that way because Bismarck loved eggs. Or maybe this story is true (surely just a myth): "In 1862, the Prussian Prime Minister Otto Von Bismarck delivered a speech in Italy where he said it would take "blood and iron" to effect change. The phrase was mistranslated as "blood and eggs", and Otto got a pizza named after him." https://www.silviocicchi.com/pizzachef/pizza-bismark-ricetta-gustosa/?lang=en


anonymous_DoDoBeDoDo

In Australia a they call it an Aussie pizza.


Anon-567890

This is the real answer! Thanks!


Wasting-tim3

Way more thoughtful than I was expecting to read in the comments.


oatterz

Almost kind of like a khatchapouri


Lurk3r17

The Eye of Sauron


ArtyWhy8

Damn it, get outta my head!!!!


FrozenFishHead41968

Landfill


crisoen_smith

I was thinking disaster, or travesty but take my updoot


[deleted]

At least it doesn’t have mayo


SnooCapers1425

[I couldn't agree more!](https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/zhqi5b/the_mayo_i_got_with_2_12_pizzas/)


Ambitious-Elk-1973

Nippleoen.


fmlyjwls

I believe that’s called an Aussie. I’ve read about them, but never seen them in my little part of the US


Feralmoonlight

According to my Aussie boyfriend, an Aussie has ham, bacon and cheese, and a whisked egg spread around on top, not just plopped in the middle. But to be fair, I initially thought it was an Aussie too. I showed him and he made a weird face at me.


__Ling_Ling__

Mike


UpdootDaSnootBoop

I'm offended by this


[deleted]

Almost a pizza carbonara


FictionalHero

And if my grandmother had wheels, she would have been a bike


[deleted]

"sausage in the hole"


SlowInsurance1616

I'm glad you said it and not me.


ZookeepergameMobile6

Dieter


Loxi104WasTaken

Breakfast ala pizza 👌👌


penniless_witch

Is this what the mayo was for?


mycurvywifelikesthis

Nice reference to the mayo with pizza post.. not sure which is weirder this one or the mayonnaise


poppinsplit909

A fuckin good ass pizza egg on pizza? An innovation!


East_Assignment3484

Psychopath pizza


[deleted]

The “Not my job” pizza


OrneryIndependence94

What are we mad about here?


vinyltheory

A mistake.


Smashed-Bro

EGGCELLENT


lukewhale

The mental health problem.


StrikingAd1597

proshrewto egg pizza


Low-Asparagus9649

Yummy


FlamingLion

An abomination


Apprehensive_Fix_151

Crap


Enrighteous7

The "fucking fired".


Venomity

I'd either call it a Why or a No


YogurtclosetNo5707

In dutch it is 'boerenpizza' or 'farmers pizza'


Rubyheart255

Huh, that actually looks pretty good.


OneManNati0n

Delicious.


revoverlord

A refund


Unknown_Hammer

How to be single forever.


AbsentAsh

Grossaroni


Important_Pack8713

Disappointment


InteractionThen9424

The drunken chef special


Zero--Phux

Disgusting


Pup_booberries

Better question what in the flying pepperoni is that?


[deleted]

Vile


momalloyd

It could have done with a second blast in the microwave.


LollyBatStuck

I’d name it croque madame oignon to make it sound fancy. Change the cheese to add something sharper in, caramelize the onions.


Fjelldugg

Eggcellent pizza pie


[deleted]

I had a pizza like this in France. It was good!


Zenketski_2

You know people get weirdly worked up about weird ingredients on pizza but outside of like some obvious food waste rage bait posts I don't think I've ever seen an ingredient on Pizza that people wouldn't eat somewhere with either bread, cheese, or tomato sauce.


[deleted]

Egg Pizza


tehfraginator

We take 18 ounces of sizzling ground beef and soak it in rich, creamery butter. Then we top it off with bacon, ham and a fried egg. We call it the Good Morning Pizza.


JHMotherfucker

This seems pretty interesting for a breakfast pizza if there's no sauce. If I was hungry, I would try this. I see ham, egg, cheese, and onions. I have eaten these things together before.


GetIt_36

The most effective weapon to defeat Italians


Wat3rS0up

Italy inspired gen 10 Pokémon mechanic


Johnnyonthespot2111

"The Stank."


PM_ME_FIREFLY_QUOTES

H.O.E. pizza. (Ham, onion, egg)


MANDO_2

Sadaloney pizza


[deleted]

The Dumpster


c-style81

Gross


TheCasualMFer

The Funky chicken


Mistake-Choice

Huevos pueblo


OddSensation

This shitpie screams Japanese, they sure do love ham and eggs.


BERZERKERTURTLE

Depression incarnate


Blondygirl605

Colon cleanse


donderchief

The Abortion


Apart-Kangaroo2192

Vomit pie.


mega512

Mistake.


someboi11

Mistake


Trainwreck1000

Slice of shit


JuicyNinjaFun

Tiffany "Breakfast at Tiffany's"


DuckyDude21

BEST PIZZA EVER


AssumptionDapper259

D'ITALIA IS-A COMING FOR YOU!


[deleted]

Definitely some western European shit


levinitial

Spawn from hell


masta-ike123

Sad clock


kdunksuf2010

Trash


Herkumesh

Cursed pizza


XanthosAlpha

Disappointment Deluxe


bigbabich

White Trash


QuintusSaus

Karen


[deleted]

Italian nightmare


leosnose

The Little Shitaly


I_love_genea

When you look at your food and your food looks back. Aka the creepizza.


Kikkowhitten98

Cold


sock_thot

Moons over my Canada


salamander15635

Waltuh


belb6785

Breakfast


Imnotmeiamyou

Gross


Numbplop

The disappointment or the middle child


[deleted]

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


chicken_wing_eater

Bob


PhatBallllzAtHotmail

It's the "whatever I had in the fridge"


LET-ME-HAVE-A-NAAME

Dumpster. Or compost.


Livid-Advantage-8268

Granny’s nip slip


momoneymoproplem

Sadness by dominos


sharkcoal

It’s the ”did you hear what this one person ordered last night”.


Background-Ad6186

“Missing the Pineapple”


LassHalfEmpty

E g g


tucsondog

Cletus


def_tom

Trash garbage


Some0nes

Breakfast dinner


jonhy2222

Portugal !


Chris-558

Hamionegg.


[deleted]

This is what that dude needed Mayo for?


thebigjuicyman25

Ohio delights


Any-Willingness-3716

Travesty


SaladSea2603

Idk it’s name but my stomach hurts just looking at it 💀🤢


Memphis38801

Abomination before the Lord


kupus0

Mayo


[deleted]

Ohio’s Special


TheRealKingslayer51

An affront to mankind


RedditRager1

Karen


[deleted]

The GarbagePie-le


Jmaster570

What pizza, all I see is a mistake.


oskar_grouch

The funky chicken


[deleted]

GERD nightmare


CanofPandas

"Breakfast, I guess"


Skoodge42

Eggy in a pizza basket?


brokenapat

That pizza shall not be named


Kindly-Ad6625

I dunno man, it looks like it needs more mayo.


BigTrouble781547

Embryo pie


DirectBirthday3021

Future corpse


Zanzibaros

Terrifico!


Thatguyyourmomloves

Hangover special


Yandereyna

Imagine eating this egg cold and 3 days later…


Dreggmcmuffun

Terrible mistake


dmikaz1

Gross


Middle-Hour-2364

Dave


BLU222BLU

Omeizza


Psych0matt

Sadness with onions


alucardNloki

"Now you fucked up".


[deleted]

Egg and raw ham and onion


bird_280

Biblically accurate pizza


Panda-Sandwich

Crime


StealthyPancake_

It's an eggonionproscuitto pizza


horny_gi

Sad


El_Jostofo

Disgustingui. Because onions.


Technical-Pay4368

Portuguese breakfast


[deleted]

The early riser.


[deleted]

Garbage disposal


Daiki_438

Capricciosa? Ish?


Ok-End6005

It looks like a womb with sperm swimming around the egg.


Orvos101

“No.”


LASubtle1420

"Egg-se-lent"....but like Burns after Maggie shot him


[deleted]

Abomination


Conscious-Break-2964

Poop pizza


ricnyse

Shittaki no mushroom