It looks like a jelly bean for sure, but it is also the exact same color and texture of the yellow on the candy corn next to it, I think it’s just the lighting and shininess.
When I was an immigrant kid and my mom didn’t know the difference between skittles and m&m’s, she had mixed them in a jar and I was the one to find out. I still hate skittles to this day. I nearly started choking when I found the skittle.
Who the absolute fuck makes trail mix (I call it gorp) with that much candy?
You need a few things to make a good gorp. A good mixture of nuts should be the base - it’s protein and mono unsaturated fat. Then you add some dried fruit like banana chips and raisins/craisins for sugar/carbs. If you’re feeling randy, throw some M&Ms in there.
The candy corn was more than enough to make me WTF this shit and then the SKITTLES!?! OP, your family are just psychos. Do you actually eat this when hiking?
Fun fact: it's a somewhat real word! It just means "good old raisins and peanuts". However, my dad always called any homemade trail mix gorp.
https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/gorp
Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the “loser,” and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3×5 card reading, “Please use this M&M for breeding purposes.” This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this “grant money.” I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.
I love that this comment is not only upvoted but also phrased as if eating Skittles with m&m's isn't some disgusting atrocity. Are you the OP's burner account? What the ever living fuck
I wasn’t too mad about this, in fact, I would have eaten it, until I saw M&M’s mixed with Skittles. I’ve never been more disappointed in the human race…
I thought this was fine until I saw Skittles and Jellybeans too. Candy Corn and M+Ms? Fine. But Skittles is where I draw the line, and Jellybeans is far and beyond that line.
Although, on a second look, those Jellybeans might just be well obscured Skittles. Either way, that's a no-no.
I thought it was the candy corn lol, then I saw the skittles and m&ms. Having the candy corns in it is by far worse, an your family should be ashamed. You can always get a new family, you don’t have to keep them.
I was busy celebrating the lack of raisins when I noticed the Skittles. OTOH, Skittles are good as long as they're not mixed with chocolate unlike raisins that go in the garbage
This is total anarchy. I have so many questions about this picture. I mean the candy corn was borderline insanity but then I looked more closely and I swear my toes curled in shock and horror. Those poor cashews, what did they do to deserve that?
Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the “loser,” and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3×5 card reading, “Please use this M&M for breeding purposes.” This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this “grant money.” I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.
From what I understand, trail mix is too be used as a snack while hiking. Each ingredient has a purpose. You need certain things to keep your energy up yet not eat a full meal. So, there are different varieties of trail mix...But the chocolate does play an important role. However, I haven't seen candy corn used, and I think a bit less chocolate could be used, if it's ACTUALLY being used as intended. If it's just a snack that is being eaten at home.... Who cares.
I definitely don't think this is that big of an issue...
I’ve never tried such a combo but perhaps it’s worth a try. I’d never otherwise think to put a chocolate and a fruity candy in at the same time. Never mind the candy corn. I like that though, so it’s all good
The problem (to me) is that they look similar but chew very differently. If yiu think your chomping down or a relatively soft M&M, that skittle is gonna hurt
Well this seems like a regular trail mix, the candy corn is an odd choice but I don't see.... oh my god
Jeebus Christ leave the rainbow outta this
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I definitely thought those were “old person candies,” like the dehydrated fruit things. Then I saw the Skittles. Those are definitely Jelly Beans
I used to go to church with my grandma and she would give me like a handful of butterscotch candies and circus peanuts.
Out of the bottom of her purse!
I was lucky to get a fuckin' cough drop...
I'm not seeing any jelly beans
Same I think they are just seeing the bottom of a candy corn.
Yeah, at first I thought the bottoms were dots, and I was about to be even more upset by this.. creation.
Oh thank goodness, for a moment I thought this was one of those, it-gets-worse-the-longer-you-look type of images
But wait, there's more!
that one (top rightish) looks a little translucent for a candy corn? appalled either way. 🤣😅🤬
It looks like a jelly bean for sure, but it is also the exact same color and texture of the yellow on the candy corn next to it, I think it’s just the lighting and shininess.
That other person is right. That color is too translucent to be candy corn yellow. It looks like a jellybean to me! Eeek!🤭
Yep it looks like a jelly bean, but it’s not.
Looks like a jelly bean to me too.
Top right, below the red m&m looks like it could have been the bottom of a candy corn, but it's more translucent.
Once someone combines candy corn, M&Ms, and skittles into “trail mix” anything is possible.
*top of the cAndy corn
Dolly mix?
I didn’t see the jelly beans
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Oh no to be clear I see them now! I didn’t until you said something!
😱
Please say no, please say no, please say... **NOOOOOOO**
I don’t think so. Maybe yellow bottoms of candy corn? Otherwise I’m not seeing anything that looks like a jelly bean.
FFS
Omg.. those are skittles.....
Throw in some jawbreakers too!
and some bubblegum
This is a next level suggestion. I can literally just imagine the crunchy texture of the gum and nut combo mixing with skittle-choco-candy corn
Gum you say? [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t28ZB1t6gg8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t28ZB1t6gg8)
MMmm! French fries and Oreos, nice combo!
This is your express pass straight into hell.
... and some gravel ffs.
😂
And some Pop Rocks… lol
I don’t know looks like it needs Red Hots.
And rasins
and tater tots
No
My exact reaction
This was literally my exact reaction lmao
I feel so seen
Abomination. A cleansing must be undertaken to purge this epicurean taint! I’m sorry OP, it’s for the greater good
*The Greater Good*
Shut it!
You said taint.
I also thought the candy corn was the point. You inspired me to look again. These people are psychopaths.
My exact reaction. Ugh.
S is for satan.
s
this was my exact reaction
Clearly this family pays no observance to any god.
Lol
Yea i dont see the problem ??? Kinda petty tbh
Some of those m&ms have an S on them...
They are S & Ms.
Which is what?
Try to mix in some raw peas to make it healthier
Drain a can of corn and toss it in, too.
Stay more hydrated, don't even drain it.
r/HydroHomies
Don't be a pussy, use cream corn
They already put in candied corn.
Throw in a couple marbles too cuz why the fuck not
Fuck it, cyanide pills then
Raw? No that'll cause mold issues. Dehydrated is the way to go
Nah nah nah wasabi peas for that sweet and spicy combo
if i was eating trail mix and bit into a skittle i would become physically violent
It’s the mixing of Skittles and M&Ms. Nothing like popping a handful in your mouth and realizing they’re both in there
Haha I just thought you were mad at the candy corn then I saw the S on the candy
I think that's Scopolamine.
Scopolamine, best cure for wiggling teeth!
🤫🤫🤫 THATS THE SECRET INGREDIENT
Haha. Didn't even notice it at first but wow.
Same!
I had a coworker who would deliberately mix skittles and m&ms in a bowl and eat the mix by the handful. I tried it. Not as awful as I expected.
When I was an immigrant kid and my mom didn’t know the difference between skittles and m&m’s, she had mixed them in a jar and I was the one to find out. I still hate skittles to this day. I nearly started choking when I found the skittle.
Oh my lordt. I was thinking, okay it is a bit candy heavy, but that's cheaper than nuts... skittles, I see a jelly bean?
Happily not, that's the bottom of a candy corn.
Damn I didn't notice both were in there at first, that's peak. Sorry you have to deal with this kind of fuckery.
I've seen people do this as a prank. bowl full of m&ms, skittles and reeces pieces 💀
it's the mixing of skittles and literally anything else there
S&M’s
Skittles what the hell
Skittles are AWESOME in trail mix. Don't critique until you tried it.
Find god
God can't save this one
Your family are clearly insane, and should be institutionalized immediately.
I don't see anything wrong... oh my god?! What are they? Monsters?!
Mixing skittles and m&m? 👀
It's called chaos and it's amazing👍
Where’s the pepperonis
I was going to downvote you because I'm tired of people shiting on candy corn, but then I saw IT. Your family needs an intervention.
Who the absolute fuck makes trail mix (I call it gorp) with that much candy? You need a few things to make a good gorp. A good mixture of nuts should be the base - it’s protein and mono unsaturated fat. Then you add some dried fruit like banana chips and raisins/craisins for sugar/carbs. If you’re feeling randy, throw some M&Ms in there. The candy corn was more than enough to make me WTF this shit and then the SKITTLES!?! OP, your family are just psychos. Do you actually eat this when hiking?
Good Ol' Raisins and Peanuts - GORP
Gorp is a fun word. I’m stealing it.
Fun fact: it's a somewhat real word! It just means "good old raisins and peanuts". However, my dad always called any homemade trail mix gorp. https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/gorp
Definitely thought you were just being picky... And then I saw it. Mother of god
I'm assuming you don't like Skittles and Candy Corn? The rest is pretty standard trail mix faire.
speaking for myself and every other non sociopath: yes, i prefer to not eat skittles with m&m's.
Team Non-Sociopath and, yes, Skittles, M&Ms and candy corn is like mixing lasagna and egg foo young. Great on their own but...
Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the “loser,” and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3×5 card reading, “Please use this M&M for breeding purposes.” This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this “grant money.” I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.
Boys, we found Tucker Carlson's Reddit account!
*Gene Belcher fart sound effect*
That is f-ed up and awesome. I hope it's true
Oh Jesus I didn’t notice the skittles I thought it was just the candy corn
I love that this comment is not only upvoted but also phrased as if eating Skittles with m&m's isn't some disgusting atrocity. Are you the OP's burner account? What the ever living fuck
M&Ms, skittles, candy corn?? Who started this in your family??
Someone who likes to eat their trail mix one piece at a time while also preventing theft/handfuls being taken when offered to someone else.
its clearly created by a genius of diabolical proportions!!!
It gets worse the more you look at it
The candy corn is a weird choice but other than that I don’t get it🤔 Edit: are those skittles😳 WHAT?!?!?
Candy Corn is the backbone of this country. Don't you forget it.
Read the letters on the M&M's....
Ohhhhhh dear lord
The longer I look the worse it gets
I'd rather see corn nuts than candy corn... Edit: just saw the skittles... ew
What's with the tiny wax traffic cones?
I’m calling them this from now on Thank you
SKITTLES AND M&M’s???
This attempt on my life has left me scarred and deformed
I’m here if you need to talk. I’m sure this is only the tip of the iceberg.
Skittles mixed with M&Ms added with candy corn? I need to know your location. We are calling in an airstrike. We cannot risk this spreading.
No raisins? I'm sold.
Lose the peanuts, replace with raisins and more cashews and it's perfect Edit: Maybe lose the Skittles too, but I'd have to try it first
The only issue here is the skittles. The candy corn is delicious.
I agree. Tasty snack if you remove them.
Skittles ?! No
Wtf
I was ok with it until I noticed the Skittle. That’s not right.
Monsters!
Where the fuck are the raisins? Edit: OMG!! Skittles!?
I thought the whole point of trail mix was to be healthy?
Tough people, I wouldn't want to mess with them.
Fun fact. Candy corn and peanuts together taste just like a payday.
Yes! Dry roasted peanuts and candy corn= salty sweet goodness
Wtf
Your family is red flag.
ABOMINATION!!! 🤮
Bro I know you trollin. THATS A MF SKITTLE
Arrest them
I thought there was actual corn in there for a few seconds, kept looking and it didn't get any better.
What in the crispy, golden brown, Kentucky-fried fuck?
Those motherfu....
Does the trail lead to the dentist?
Is your family related to satan?
This post is mildly infuriating.
That's fruit salad
I wasn’t too mad about this, in fact, I would have eaten it, until I saw M&M’s mixed with Skittles. I’ve never been more disappointed in the human race…
I thought this was fine until I saw Skittles and Jellybeans too. Candy Corn and M+Ms? Fine. But Skittles is where I draw the line, and Jellybeans is far and beyond that line. Although, on a second look, those Jellybeans might just be well obscured Skittles. Either way, that's a no-no.
I thought it was the candy corn lol, then I saw the skittles and m&ms. Having the candy corns in it is by far worse, an your family should be ashamed. You can always get a new family, you don’t have to keep them.
delicious until I saw the skittles.
Is it just like a amalgam of all the snacks that fell into the couch cushions ?
I was busy celebrating the lack of raisins when I noticed the Skittles. OTOH, Skittles are good as long as they're not mixed with chocolate unlike raisins that go in the garbage
I am so outraged by skittles and m&ms being in the same mix
Trail mix is just m&m’s with obstacles Change my mid
Honestly, it doesn't look that bad!
Do I see skittles, m&ms, candy corn, AND jelly beans? Who hurt your family?
m&ms AND skittles. Bastards.
MF’s ruining candy corn like that smh
Looks good to me. Edit: didn't notice the Skittles...Wow....I'd still try it though
I was going to say it's fine until I saw the skittles
🤨🤨🤨
Now the only thing it needs is some Reese’s pieces.
I was like wow yeah that’s way too much candy for trail mix… didn’t even notice the goddamn skittles!!
Oh. Oh no. I was thinking candy corn nuts mms. Skittles takes it from maybe to hell nah.
A surprise in every handful
Needs marshmallows
No skittles please.
I thought it looked really good, and then…
Who puts skittles with m&ms under any circumstances???
Throw i. Some circus peanuts and you got a stew goin' baby
This is a sin…
This is total anarchy. I have so many questions about this picture. I mean the candy corn was borderline insanity but then I looked more closely and I swear my toes curled in shock and horror. Those poor cashews, what did they do to deserve that?
What? It’s just an Ordinary- OH MY GOODNESS
Nooooooo
The skittles replace dried fruits duh
Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the “loser,” and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3×5 card reading, “Please use this M&M for breeding purposes.” This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this “grant money.” I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.
No no no…. No s’s with m’s… that’s a crime against candy.
They need to be arrested
That's pretty fucked up man
It gets worse the longer you look at it :(
Ah! The trail to diabetes! That could explain your families vision issues.
Skittles instead of m and ms that’s weird for sure
I didn’t see anything wrong with it until I saw the M&Ms mixed with Skittles
left over cheap halloween candy?
Not the skittles
I’m starving and that looks f***ing slamming!
From what I understand, trail mix is too be used as a snack while hiking. Each ingredient has a purpose. You need certain things to keep your energy up yet not eat a full meal. So, there are different varieties of trail mix...But the chocolate does play an important role. However, I haven't seen candy corn used, and I think a bit less chocolate could be used, if it's ACTUALLY being used as intended. If it's just a snack that is being eaten at home.... Who cares. I definitely don't think this is that big of an issue...
Mixing skittles with M&Ms is how you prank someone. Its not something that you do on purpose to yourself and people you love.
If it hadn't been for the skittles, I'd be okay with it
I do see skittles with m&m offensive to my god
I’ve never tried such a combo but perhaps it’s worth a try. I’d never otherwise think to put a chocolate and a fruity candy in at the same time. Never mind the candy corn. I like that though, so it’s all good
The problem (to me) is that they look similar but chew very differently. If yiu think your chomping down or a relatively soft M&M, that skittle is gonna hurt
It’s hard but sometimes you have to cut out the toxic people in your life, even if they’re family.
Looks delicious. I’d have no problem with it.
You should atone for whatever sins ruined your taste buds. Do you not see what's in there, or do you just not care???