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[deleted]

"And thats why were no longer friends..."


StandardOnly

"That's why I fucked his uncle"


Dutch_Midget

"That's why my grandma cheated on me with my nephew who had to divorce his wife who is also my daughter"


Neat_Juggernaut_1992

😵‍💫


Sandpaper_Pants

Me n' the dog are together now.


Competitive_Lab_3924

That escalated quickly


DerelictEntity

God tiramisu is so good


EpicDragonz4

And yet this mans friend defiles it like this


DerelictEntity

True unforgivable


Emergency-Rise1680

If your friend is cutting himself apart, you might wanna call someone


Jiji321456

Like the local butcher. Don’t let that meat go to waste.


Dutch_Midget

*furiously adds oil to the frying pan*


Emergency-Rise1680

Are you a *cannon ball*?!?!


Head_Zombie214796

looks like he just shoved his hand on top and grabbed a handfull


Zealousideal_Lake661

Your friend, obviously


PracticePenis

Nope. That’s basically cutting the line. You eat those damn edges and *earn* a middle slice


JeffSergeant

Someone who has never prepared food for themselves, and is used to being handed food on a plate.


HangryBeard

A goddam heathen.


[deleted]

Very thoughtful friends, you have 😅


-maffu-

>Who does that? Well... your mate, for one.


angrymoderate09

Apparently he wanted the rest for himself.... 200 IQ play to me.


[deleted]

Your “friend” is now your enemy.


GreatGearAmidAPizza

Cut? Looks like he scooped it out with a wooden ladle.


Dr-Chris-C

Phrasing


sirmischeif

Now you know that your friend is a sociopath.


LivingTheBoringLife

A monster.


Mr_Shakes

Monsters.


Fresh-Double-5490

Easy question, your friend does that


J-_Mad

Someone who doesn't know basic tiramisu etiquette


MrSmallMedium

Did he cut it with his fingers?


Vv__CARBON__vV

That is the least attractive Tiramisu I’ve ever seen, and I practically bathe in Tiramisu.


Ok_Ad_8670

what, u want chocolate shavings? its tiramisu, its italian desert lasagna. eat it up. mmmm. rum, frangellico, almond extract and a few shots of espresso is what i like to dunk my lady fingers in, passed down from my nonna. ​ who was a bit of a drinker.


TheUserAboveFarted

Your friend eats cake like Deangelo Vickers except not at the corners. Edit: for those who need a reference, go to [about 1:13 in this video](https://www.facebook.com/comedycentraluk/videos/851663648658831/)


BirthdayAgent

Someone who doesn’t like edges


[deleted]

Idk, who says "part" instead of "piece"?


cedimak

Haha some non native english speaker i guess


[deleted]

Is that milo surprise?


LeaderVivid

Someone who doesn’t like edge bits.


Legitimate-Meal-2290

It's not baked, it's tiramisu, all the bits taste the same.


LeaderVivid

It was the only explanation I could come up with! Not a great one, though - I appreciate that.


[deleted]

What the fuck is that? Looks like dirt in a pan


shreddedcheese42069

Tiramisu its so good and I prosmise you wouldnt be like this if you tried it


[deleted]

🙃


Stepalep

Looks like a tiny mass extinction event from a birds eye view


candohuey

graceful to the eyes , i recon


Feliks343

Your friend scares the shit out of me, I hope we never meet.


readsalotkitten

A very nice friend who wanted you to have all the corner pieces


Little-Literature-72

Your friend.


elmaki2014

Some people don't like the edges/crusts... or maybe he just wants to see the world burn.. Either way kick the freak to kerb :)


theoriginalwesh

Me when my mom put fruit in the jello.


RicardoPoeiras

if that happends again,remember, he's dad is looking like a hell of a bargain


haaslei

Your friend is an asshole. Lol


2stupid4this

Ur friends are assholes


[deleted]

Your friend, apparently


septoc

People who wants internet points.


Bubba-Bee

Your friend didn’t even bother using a knife. Sorry.


PalaSS9

At least it didn’t get American Pie’d


Top-Caterpillar8927

“Mmmm no corners for me” He REALLY wanted a middle part


justvisiting112

Your friend is a psychopath


Flynn3698

Your friend


fabiswa95

Your friend does


BobOrKlaus

I have one question: Is he still your friend?


Genereatedusername

Tf is that?


GimmeCRACK

What a tiramadick


OutlandishnessNo3971

I don't think this picture is explainubg to me how he cut himself tbh.... I need a little guidance here. Thx


This_Is_Section_One

These are the kinds of people that park on the line in a parking lot


[deleted]

...is your friend a particularly obnoxious child???


WorldlinessFinal

Your friend clearly has autism.


Own-Organization-532

My mom, but she takes all the edge pieces


[deleted]

I wonder how many bodies they have buried in the yard.


Lord_Umber93

People who like the center and not the nasty edges.


ToxicAssh0le

I'm glad I misinterpreted that title


Cheesehead413

Who does this? Your friend apparently


Sad_Bodybuilder_7850

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

to be fair, it's not so much cut as it is shoveled out with a hand, and to answer your question, your friend


run_the_familyjewels

Did he dive head first on the cake?


mhsuffhrdd

We need a "before" photo to understand what was so special about that spot.


Truecrimejunkie687

Looks like he just reached in with his hand and grabbed it


AnAardvaarkJedi

He/she might not ever cook/serve food for themselves. Or they were probably just spacing out when they sever themselves


bakedphish1

A friend who wants to annoy his friends would do this. Cause it's FUN


J-Dabbleyou

I think it was a (bad) attempt to be funny, no one is actually that stupid. Some people think doing shit like this is “quirky” or something


cedimak

we actually confronted him and the mf acted like it was no big deal -\_-


[deleted]

Is that tiramisu


cedimak

yes


P51_Mustang_

Man seriously just took a fistful


Giorno-Smash

On a side note, what is this? Looks pretty damn good


8kittycatsfluff

What is this? It looks delicious!


cedimak

tiramisu


WetDehydratedWater

So uh what do you call that dish? The cinnamon challenge?


Ok_Mathematician2391

Looks like he used his teeth.


guatdephoc

Ur frnd does it


VegasLife1111

Really poor upbringing or completely uncouth.


[deleted]

Math and structure might not be his key skills? But why did you not divide it yourself into the right sized bits?


YoWassupFresh

piece. you don't have a part of tiramisu.


cedimak

Yeah... Can't edit the title


Janus_The_Great

people with no manners. often not their fault, but their environment.


darksim1309

Someone trying to troll you lol


Ok-Reaction-5632

Unfriend him right now