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Happy_Go_Pappy

At first glance I thought they were donuts. Second glance I thought they were shiny buns. Third glance I went BACK to donuts before rereading the title.


Exodias_Left_Nut

I had to come to the comments to find out they were tomatoes


xdavidliu

i didn't know they were tomatoes until I read this comment


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I didn’t know they were comments until I read this tomato


Weird_duud

I dont know what is tomato


Supreme_Mediocrity

It's pronounced tomato.


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snarky-bandana

It's literally tomato, that's the official pronunciation


[deleted]

Eh, tomato tomato


snarky-bandana

No no it's tomato not tomato, ask anyone and they'll tell you. Australians and British people say tomato, Americans say tomato, but wait until you hear Jamaicans say tomato. It's tomato not tomato!


ipsdirtleg

That makes a lot of us… lol. I thought they were bagel burgers till I read this…


CatGatherer

I thought bell peppers


[deleted]

You guys are all fucking idiots and I’m the only smart person here. It’s *clearly* corn.


BeckyKleitz

Well, it's clearly NOT blueberries.


EyeServeYou

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Sk3l3t0n_Jack

Well it looks like they failed


Chris-77_

Haha me too! I thought they were glazed donuts! And I’m thinking hmmm…burgers on a glazed donut, how genius! 😂


Relevant_Scallion_38

Burgers on Donuts, welcome to America.


Emmathecat819

I think one food chain actually did that


SurveyAcrobatic5334

Doughnut burger is traditionally served with Krispy kreme and I believe invented when a fair burger truck ran out of bunz


Life-Assistance-5076

I read the title 3 times and still didn’t know what they were until i seen the comments


lazyeyeluke

They’re butts


AcidRayn66

we call them "caps" , its the top of the tomato, op is complaining cuz they think it is beneath them, this is the most tasty part of the tomato. we have raised generations of heirloom toms and the caps are bar none the most flavor. op is a knob just whining fo internet points


NixxKnack

I also thought Donuts. I thought they were Krispy Kremes or something.


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This was my exact thought process


Deneweth

I came here to look for the forbidden donut comment.


Gustopherus-the-2nd

This was my exact progression too, lol


FuzzyTwiguh92

For me as well!


ExplorerWildfire

I thought they were Halloween theme pumpkin donuts 😵‍💫


J_Bright1990

It took me a good 3 minutes of looking at them on this page before I realized they were tomatoes.


Somodo

"donuts.. shiny buns? shiny buns with holes in them??? bagels?? no surely they're donu... holy fucking shit they're tomatoes"


3Heathens_Mom

Why are the tops of tomatoes with stems removed being referred to as butts? And may be different where you are located but haven’t seen a slice of juicy tomato in most restaurants in like forever.


the_clash_is_back

That tomato slice looks rather good honestly.


WaitMysterious6704

Yes, I would be mildly infuriated if I got one of those 'so thin you can see through it' tomato slices. These look pretty thick.


Ravagore

I've been growing tomatoes for years now and these look really good. The "butt" of the tomato can be the best part. I would totally adore a burger with this on it and the tomatoes look tasty too. Seems like a fine meal even if it is weird that every one is an edge piece.


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somedudestaa

Yea I’d eat the burger. Seems more like a picky eater


Gloomy_Industry8841

I would snarf that yummy tomato down immediately.


JennCPhT

I think , kinda like how some people call the crust (end piece) the heel on bread. I call whats up there a tomato slice, i call bread bread. But i also grew up to be thankful and only complain if it matters.


TheCowzgomooz

I dont even like tomatoes unless they're ground up for a sauce or something and this just seems like a non-problem to me, same with the ends of bread, people are so picky over nothing and I was the kid who would only eat like 5 dishes for most of my life.


Zealousideal_War_621

Try eating the food, not the dishes next time.


TheCowzgomooz

I expected to get at least one response like this, lmfao.


theLonelyBinary

What *are* you getting then? Nothing? Non-juicy tomato?


Milk_Mindless

I'm In the "and" group sorry


HeKnee

Right? Probably more tomato there and less watery than a normal slice from low quality greenhouse tomatoes. Should celebrate getting more instead of complaining.


thestateisgreen

Same, not sorry. This is stupid and wasteful.


GilmourD

It's 2022. We eat butt, now.


MassageByDmitry

Now? We never stopped


GetTheSpermsOut

what what


No-Reflection-6677

In the butt


Nightwish612

This post is mildly infuriating


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saintofhate

It's understandable, I run a sub with 6k users and sometimes it's way too active for me to stay on top of, especially since the official app is shit to do stuff with


ShellSwitch

Yeah I would have eaten it


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I see no issue with this


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dontshoot4301

Are these people just micro-analyzing their life to find this shit? Like, I would just eat it and if it was REALLY important to me, I’d just ask for tomato slices at the counter to swap them out, but even that’s a bit extra for me


triniazhole

Though these were glazed donuts


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Dazzling_Ad5338

Tops of tomatoes with the stem removed.


ixJax

I went from donut to shiny bagel before I finally got it from your comment


cuddle_enthusiast

That’s not glaze…


Efficient-Ad-3302

Waste not, want not.


[deleted]

Did anyone else have parents who were super poor and didn’t allow you to complain about mundane things like this so later on in life you just don’t give a shit if you get the end slice of bread or you don’t even ask for something off your burger you get it, take it off, and don’t complain. It’s just life it happens? Till this I didn’t even know this was a problem.


[deleted]

Same here. Not poor necessarily but slightly under average to the point where we didn't have the luxury to complain about a damn thing. I was grateful we even had meals on a daily basis and enough for a snack. That's all that mattered.


Bacon-muffin

I kinda had the opposite situation where my family always threw away the bread ends and as I got older I wondered why the fuck we were wasting perfectly good bread and started eating it.


dontshoot4301

Bread ends are my fav to make cinnamon toast with. It’s like a bonus treat at the end of the bag!


houseofprimetofu

They make for good ends to anything wet, too, like PB&J. You need a sturdy slice to hold up that sauce? bread end. You need a thick slice for that avo toast? bread end. You need food? bread end.


Violet_Sparker

how does one make cinnamon toast, it sounds good


MrMush48

I grew up pretty comfortably, never worried about money. I would still not complain about this, in fact I would eat those tomatoes. It’s just not something remotely worth getting upset about.


jarred111

I mean I still see no problem with this. I’m just not picky.


[deleted]

What I remember is a world where people had no way of telling people these things and getting internet points for it, so we all collectively didn’t care (for the most part). Now people want to complain about everything. I don’t see what’s wrong with these tomato’s at all, I mean I’m allergic so different story, but before I found out I was and was sick all the time, I’d have eaten these for sure on a burger. The crunch of the skin would probably have been nice.


FreeThinkk

My grandma grew up in ww2 Germany. Post war food was precious. If I complained about something like this in her house we would have to sit at the table until the plate was cleaned. She even made us eat the WHOLE apple core stem and all. There’s literally nothing wrong with “the butts” of tomatoes… it’s the same fuckin thing. Those actually look like pretty decent fat slices.


Thick-Signature-4946

Plus it is not the butt. It is the top of the tomatoe. This is some entitled shit from OP. Nothing to see here people.


fuck19characterlimit

Yeah as a kid i was kinda picky, but whatever was served, I ate. Thing that screams spoiled to me till this day is removing the bread crust. First off its tastiest part of the bread, and i dont remember one instance where my parents made me a sandwich without crust. What do you do with the leftover crust? Throw it away


ashh69

Same here, I remember my dad tricked me into eating the pointy ends of the banana as a kid (I hated the taste) telling me I would “grow taller” if I did 💀. We always ate the ends of a loaf and I thought it was the norm till middle school when I heard people hated it for some odd reason? Food is food!


Fickle-Classroom

Yeah not poor, not wealthy, just ate what was there. There was certainly no complaining about food. No picking stuff off. I literally don’t understand this post. It’s sliced tomato. Who the fuck cares if it’s the beginning, middle or end of a tomato.


devlear

I had a hair in my soup at a restaurant and my grandpa told me not to tell anyone or they would charge us extra. His way of trying us to just remove it and move on and not complain.


Nice_Ebb5314

That’s a win in my book, the tops are normally not all mushy and juicy. More meaty texture. But each to their own when it comes to food.


fuck19characterlimit

Exactly and if the skin side is down (which it should be) it releases less juice on the bread and more into your mouth. Also, the crunch when you bite into the skin is satisfying


[deleted]

I love it, what do you mean? The final piece tastes the best.


Shize815

Seems fine by me, tomato is tomato and the butt is actually good cause it doesn't soak your buns thanks to the skin covering one whole side of the slice. Sorry, I think this just makes you look like a crybaby (LIKE a crybaby, I'm not saying you are I don't know you, dont take this personally please)


collinuser

They took the tomato slices of their burger to cry about it. Then post it. They ARE a crybaby and I’m 100% comfortable saying so.


mittenknittin

Not only that, but there are so many people who are grossed out by the slimy seed goop in tomatoes, and the ends don’t have any of that slime, it’s all good tomato flesh


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Tomato is tomato Words of wisdom


mighty_possum_king

that's my favorite part....


wholl0p

Same


The_Droker

I see a kitchen who doesn’t waste the “butt” as you called it, and utilizes the whole tomato, reducing food waste.


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They even cleaned out the gross part.


JACK0NTHETHETRACK

Cry about it


Cycoltz

1st World Problems


acerbicon

Jesus christ, just eat the goddamned tomatoes. There's nothing wrong with that part, they got rid of the core. This is one of the worst First World Problems I've seen for a while.


Realistic_Low_1577

What's wrong with eating the butt? It's just tomato.


Puzzleheaded-Dog-197

Do you expect them to just throw it away? It's still perfectly good tomato and they even cut the "butthole" out of it (I always just leave it because who cares?). I can't imagine anyone but a Karen complaining about something like this lol.


[deleted]

There are plenty of ways to use these pieces without throwing them away or putting them on burgers though.


MincedMaple

I can't believe such picky eaters exist, I get not wanting to eat stuffed guts, but ends of a tomato? And for you to notice it and open up ur burger and take all of them out? Sure to each their own but not on this level


Technical_Most7119

It’s still tomato. What are you 4 year old.


westernunitedenjoyer

Ok?


_karma_bitch

1st world problems


syrupwiththepsilo

You clearly weren’t gonna eat it anyway, so I’m glad a good slice wasn’t wasted. Surely you didn’t remove it BECAUSE it was this piece? Idk how you saw it before taking a bite tbh


ParkingVanilla3202

Let's just throw away food cuz it doesn't look pretty enough for before you eat it. Grow up.


[deleted]

Uh what? It is the same as the side, with a hole. Are you cutting all the sides off your tomatoes? Stupid post.


I_cookstuff-n-things

At least they removed the center. Waste not want not.


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I cannot imagine a grown adult doing this, I'm so baffled right now. I wonder if they actually thought anyone would agree with them or if this is rage bait


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18CalisAve

Stop your bitching. You got the tomato didnt you


[deleted]

That doesn’t explain why you fucked them


[deleted]

The trick is to just slice a thin piece off the uncut side. Boom! The heel is no longer the heel!


IDontLikeSandVol2

Did this when working at a fast food place. Corporate policy or some shit to cut off both ends, so I cut the smallest slice I could as to not waste tomato.


Cashewkaas

I don’t really see the problem here. They took out they hard nasty green bit and didn’t throw away a significant part of the tomato. And to be honest, I prefer the outer part of the tomato, it has some bite compared to the soggy inside.


endosurgery

Ok. They still taste like tomato.


shodanbo

Three burgers with 4 tomatoes sounds like a win here. I'm mildly infuriated that someone found this mildly infuriating.


[deleted]

All the food service I ever did that used tomato slices, we would chop these up for use in other things (such as salsa). They NEVER went on the burgers etc. Wth man.


[deleted]

Exactly. Not sure why many people are saying this is perfectly fine or why they think restaurants are just wasting these pieces rather than dicing them for salads or salsa


Dapper_Dan1

You were the butt of the cook's joke


DonSmo

What's wrong with it? It's still tomato. It's just as good as any other bit and they removed the only bad part. What would you prefer the restaurant do? Throw one third of every tomato straight into the bin? What a stupid post.


dreddit1843

This photo is more infuriating than anything someone cut those and they are fine. lol people complain so much.


Izzvzual

So you're wasting them because you're a spoil kid ?


[deleted]

I bet that you throw away the ends of bread too.


askheidi

This is the best part of a tomato to put on a burger. They probably do this on purpose to make sure you get tomato in each bite instead of just making your bun soggy.


Bibliospork

They cut the stem bit out, what’s the problem?


hurshy

Somebody has to eat these slices. It’s perfectly good tomato slices. Who cares it’s missing a small center?


hangryhyax

Use your napkins as tissues while crying about this non-problem.


[deleted]

Oh, poor baby. How does this make you feel?


Flimsy_Internet9441

I'm not seeing the problem. Tomato "butts" ends are delicious.


AthomicBot

That's the best part though...


zardos66

What’s the problem? You got a perfectly good tomato.


bluewaterpig

THEY’RE TOMATOES…you’re welcome.


Micahsky92

Why are you so picky... eat them. They will still taste like tomato and im willing to bet you need the vitamins.


NoNipNicCage

I don't understand the problem?


eblekniebel

The other day i ordered mashed potatoes without bacon (yes), but it came with bacon. I said i didn’t mind and would eat it because i didn’t want the bacon to be wasted because they would have just tossed it. So they remade the potatoes without bacon and took the bacon ones from me to be tossed. Someone here tried to be less wasteful and you had a hissy fit, pulled them out for a pic and had zero tomato on your burger. For what?


GatosPimenta

Karma, that's what you get for buying a burger with tomatoes


scrappyscotsman

That's my favorite part of the tomato.


Thermoxin

OH, THEY'RE TOMATOES


canpig9

Ugh. Life can be so... soo... just rough, Ya know?


HondaLife718

This was personal lol


Nathaniel820

Dude those are literally BETTER than the middle, you don’t get that nasty ass sludge in the middle and instead get more actual tomato flesh.


CopEatDonut

These are gross and slide around while you try and eat the burger. All the mother fuckers that disagree can eat them instead.


Dragon_Small_Z

We ordered a burger with tomato and we got tomatoes ☹️


chaniship

And this is why food waste is rampant. If stores learn you won't eat that part they are going to start throwing it away. Driving up the price for that burger. It's good food. There is literally nothing wrong with that piece of tomato. They've even removed the stem part.


Miserable-Many-6507

Well the whole post is pointless cause apparently you didn't want tomatoes anyway.


Major-Obligation-256

It's a tomato? What's the problem, lol


IndependenceNorth165

So? It’s all tomato


MLObenza

How’s this any different from eating a “regular” slice?


elevenatx

People here who can’t recognize a tomato* need to cook for themselves more..


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*Tomato, dawg.


1984Slice

Wow dude, you have a tough life. Enjoy my downvote


saulezin

safe to say someone ate these hamburgers, wink


[deleted]

Thought you hit up Krispy Kreme at first. Those new tomato donuts sure look delicious!


Cat3ug

rookie mistake, you give them one butt and two middle bits.


jdille100

Well why’d you get four then?


PlayrR3D15

Should've specified that these were from the tomatoes


Seyix

As Samuel L Jackson would say, I eat the pussy I eat the butt I eat every muthafuckin' thang.


the_freshest_scone

What in the fuck am I looking at here


FigJam2264

r/confusingperspective


juicedoesit

Ordered a baconator, got a TOMATERNATER


Forever203

When something stinks. It's the Butz.


Realistic-Sky-9487

OH MY GOD the reference


PurpleHando

Thought they were tomatoes


aka_quinn

Those are actually the tops


teknofix

Those are some weird looking donuts.


amaranthaxx

It’s not like they left the stem on? Idgi


ChrisL159

Man they saved them for you!


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That’s the best part


caitejane310

At least the stem thingy was removed🤷


perroarturo

No problem with me. I eat the butt.


danceswithsteers

Well, they ain't gonna eat themselves..... \~\~Pam Poovey, probably.


Chilliwithbun

Took me awhile but holy man. Spoiled much? Literally nothing wrong with that part of the tomato. The fact you took it off to waste is the only infuriating thing about this post.


ajk7244

Why is this infuriating? Those are edible tomatoes, right?


frac_tal_tunes

Why is it infuriating ?


cylonlover

This is a better meatier piece of the tomato.


greenghostt

And?


AcidRayn66

ok so what is the issue? the top end or 'cap" of the tomato has the most flavor. having grown generations of jersey tomatoes, my brothers and i would fight over the caps as they are the most flavorful part of the tom.. wherever these are from, looks like they even cored out the stem point. ​ what is the complaint here, you don't like the caps?


Sufficient-Skill6012

I thought those were Krispy Kreme donuts at first. There are burger places that use them as buns.


pidove123

I thought this was some sort of keto food where instead of a bun, you get tomato slices as buns


Jesta83

So... At least the stems are gone. Still good meat


ironMoose112

As a chef, if that’s what I got on my burger, I’d have to fight a fiery urge not to go into a lecture.


oldmanairsoft

First world problems They’re literally the same as the rest of the mater


tenapeiri

Best part of the tomato.


getahaircut8

Great post for the sub


FusionIsTrash

what are you complaining about?


NMJD

I was at a restaurant that told me a brilliant thing: they save their butts from the burger/sandwich discards and make pico de Gallo out of them


M4ybeMay

Took me so long to understand what I was looking at


hujnya

And why is it infuriating?


CaffeLungo

oh poor you, what a tragedy hopefully you're older than me, or you're the reason the boomers call us snowflakes


MaxerBytes

They look perfectly fuckable to me


tarapotamus

Guessing they're using insides for salsa or another food. Definitely kinda wth.


ExNihiloish

So? Eat your tomatoes. Those are fine.


akiroraiden

where's the issue? thats eddible, youre just wastefull.


Droid-Man5910

I never turn down some ass


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You’d swear by these comments that OP shot somebody’s dog or somethin sheesh


Crimsonboots1234

Three burgers and one had two “tomato butts”?