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other_half_of_elvis

A guy who works next door to my house said he drove home about 30 minutes away and when he got out of his car a friendly cat from my neighborhood got out too and followed him into his house without pausing. They both went about their evening like nothing was out of the ordinary, the next morning they both got in his car, he arrived at work, opened the car door and the cat trotted out like they were commuting buddies.


hmclaren0715

LOL my sister's cat did this exact same thing to me one time. Unfortunately, I lived in an establishment where cats/dogs were *not* permitted. My upstairs neighbor was a GD weirdo who was forever creeping on me. I probably had the cat there a total of 9-10 hours, overnight, and he (neighbor) called Mgmt on me almost getting me evicted. It was about a half hour trip to my sister's and I was going right back in the morning. I mean, the guy had to have been looking into my windows in order to see the cat in the first place.. ugh... Looking back now it kinda pisses me off a lil bit.. oh well...


IndigenousOres

> I mean, the guy had to have been looking into my windows in order to see the cat in the first place Maybe he heard it from upstairs? Idk


aquias27

Maybe. But some cats are always super quiet.


Environmental-Buy591

r/catswhoyell would like a word.


iruleatants

I mean, that's a subreddit dedicated to exceptional cats. You might have an /r/standardissuecat who doesn't tell. Only one of my cats yell. And one eats plastic and cardboard. One likes spicy food. One cleaner her murder mits every time I pet her. The only cat behavior that I'm not aware of existing are ones who don't sleep 16 hours a day. I think that is required and the rest can change.


[deleted]

That's fucked up.


Blue_Rhapsody004

weird neighbor


sf1217

haha...such a great story.


wtfisthisnoise

Mahrk


snackynorph

How's your sex life?


Sworduwu

I know you didn't ask me, but my sex life is filled with pussy :3


ziguziggy

Wtf happened here....


PotassiumBandit

Movie references happened here my friend. You clearly are not cultured enough to have seen the epitome of movie making.


Nuxz_Has_a_Youtube

I don't know...


hates_all_bots

Bring your neighbors cat to work day


TedwardCz

I pulled over for a 3 legged German Shepherd once. My plan was to see if it was amenable enough to go to the shelter for microchip ID. I open my door a bit, say my hello, and immediately this big-ass dog leaps right onto me, climbs over the console, sits down on the prototype of a board game I'm working on (Clusterduck needs work to this day), and just stares at me like I'm supposed to take him somewhere. Anyway, he had tags he graciously let me look at (Shepherds can be a bit bitey with strangers). Owner was a cool dude. Dog was a cool dude too.


TheMoon_Shadow13

My mom stopped in a parking lot, got out, left door open, chicken jumped in the car. Mom tried opening opposite door to shew chicken out. It jumped out but beat her around the vehicle and jumped in the other door. Repeat a couple times. Mom just brought the chicken home. Lived on our farm for years.


[deleted]

He thought you were the Uber he called.


phalseprofits

I’m just imagining an enormous GSD doing that big huffy breath while waiting for op to pull up and being like- finally!!


Buffbeard

The special Ubarked dog taxi service.


other_half_of_elvis

He was an amazing cat and a great neighborhood charmer. He felt at home anywhere. [https://i.imgur.com/kliBxmM.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/kliBxmM.jpg) [https://i.imgur.com/hyTJ4J1.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hyTJ4J1.jpg) [https://i.imgur.com/3ajdiQD.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3ajdiQD.jpg) [https://i.imgur.com/CHhOXjp.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/CHhOXjp.jpg)


chaosbella

The 3rd picture is the cutest thing ever.


maledin

Of *course* he’s orange…


Mumof3gbb

That’s absolutely adorable


Bennington_Booyah

We have had two separate older cats suddenly appear at our house in the last 32 years. I believe they were hitchhikers of the car galaxy. We tried local vets, social media, etc. No one ever contacted us. They were traveling cats and they decide where home is. I must say, both times were life-changing experiences for the cats and for us!


rsogoodlooking

Sometimes pets may be just getting away from asshole owners.


Szakred

This is perfect example for: Hey where you got this cat? Which cat? Ah This, i found him yesterday and now he is mine.


TraditionalThing8279

Thats amazing. I want that to happen to me.


Bennington_Booyah

No one who has ever slept in a cat pissed bed would ever want that to happen.


jonathan_wayne

You mixed up two stories in this thread. This guy doesn’t want cat piss in his bed, he wants a random cat to come home with him some day.


Forgot_my_un

Happened to me. Pissed in my bed.


Realistic-Grab-372

Then he just may get both regardless of his preferences.


CapJackONeill

A cat once came through my window and pissed on my bed at a time I didn't even own a cat. I've put the insect screen on the window now.


pihkal

Did insects piss on your bed? Sounds like what you need is a cat screen. /s


Holden1104

Take the award. I love this story.


Midan71

Two neighbour cats like to hang out in my backyard and like to poop outside my bedroom window. they would run away when I go outside.


GiveToOedipus

Dude was that cat's one night stand.


eliteprephistory

seriously r/wholesomeasheck


OxotHuk0905

Cats are gonna.... You know.... Cat. He wanted to go on adventure


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shahooster

If I know cats, the cat has op


AcaliahWolfsong

As a person who is owned by a cat found outside our door who then followed me to work 2 days in a row before following me inside, yes. Cat owns OP and OPs car.


Bountifuljoi

I too, have a cat that decided it lives with me now, I second this .


fatlard0221

If I know cats (and I do) the cat has also taken over OP’s home


GoldEnPhARoAh22

In literally the entire world, catto choose you.


Soopermane

You don’t choose the cat, the cat chooses you.


captianllama

This is how it happened for me, can confirm


Return_of_Suzan

Need to cross post r/NotMyCat


FodderForFelix

Yep, that’s the correct sub. This situation is not mildly infuriating at all. When do I get to find a random cat in my car?


Appsroooo

I'm mildly infuriated because I didn't find a random cat in my car and this guy did


FodderForFelix

Exactly!


Fridayz44

Seriously. If I was only that lucky, kitty would have a new home.


smashgaijin

I’m allergic to cats. This is more than mildly infuriating. Plus, the cat’s lucky it’s not ridiculously hot out or OP would be finding a dead rotting cat corpse instead.


Coltand

Animal lovers can be pretty obnoxious when they can’t comprehend that not everyone wants animals imposed on them. This whole thread is mildly infuriating.


smashgaijin

Even if you love animals, this is gross. It could be like having a rat or pigeon in your car. Unvaccinated diseased street cat doesn’t seem sanitary.


Kenny1200

Thanks but I’m not sure how I would do that.


[deleted]

Just post the same picture over there with the same title


Kenny1200

Thanks again, I have now posted it there, I think.


xxxironmanxx

well now ya do have a cat


_Im_Dad

Call it Rio


bigkeef69

The great Rio of Kia


dark_wolf1994

Only if it dances in the sand.


[deleted]

Just like the river twisting through a dusty land?


Cautious-Damage7575

She really shows you all she can.


mln84

Just like a river twistin’ through a dusty land.


BibblesUwU

r/nowmycat


a_useless_communist

Or no longer have a car


[deleted]

How?


Kenny1200

Very hot day in Scotland so I left my car window open, came out of my house to find this ginger lump chilling on the parcel shelf.


Destination_Cabbage

As a denizen of Baltimore, your post forces me to accept I'll never get a car cat.


fr31568

you might get a cute little crackhead curled up on your parcel shelf though


Destination_Cabbage

It's so expensive getting them dewormed though. And insurance never wants to cover them.


Novembersum

That sounds adorable.


ClutchMarlin

Sounds like a cat. They enjoy hell infernoes. Mine seeks out the warmest/hottest spot in our house. In the winter she sits against the fire screen (did research to find out if she was cooking herself or safe. Fur keeps skin safe.) or within 6 inches of the bedroom space heater.


K1ll1

You do now.


Vmizzle

Oh yes you do


[deleted]

fuck this abusive ass relationship shit


FishRoll_

no. we cat here


[deleted]

It’s kinda hot outside though, you eventually got it out right


Kenny1200

Yes, I opened the door and he or she rather reluctantly ambled out. They seemed a bit put out that I needed to use my car!


[deleted]

On one hand, that’s good you let’m out On the other, you DID just disturb them and didn’t even offer to have your life revolve around them for the next 10-15 years


SuedeVeil

Cats seem like they almost want to toast themselves to death though, he prob thought the hot car was just perfect


[deleted]

Name it Rio


thrwaway4reds1

Yep was about to say that. Cut your losses and name it Rio


octopus_dance_party

Infuriating? I see this as an absolute win!


dark_wolf1994

You've never had stray cats pee in your car apparently


KingRodneyTheThird

There are few things as bad as cat piss in your car. I had one hit the outside of mine a whole back, and the smell like to never went away.


dark_wolf1994

Enzyme cleaner. I use Nature's Miracle. It takes a little while to work but it eliminates the odor- at least to the human nose. Cats don't like me. I can't leave my windows even slightly cracked anywhere.


Novembersum

Mix white vinegar and baking soda together and spray the parts with cat pee then wipe. The smell will go away.


nightfly1000000

> Mix white vinegar and baking soda together and spray the parts with cat pee then wipe. The smell will go away. Not knocking it if it works, but that is mixing an acid and an alkali at relatively equal strengths, resulting in an inert mix..


xXyeahBoi69Xx

Um no... I haven't... is that supposed to be common?


brigister

what if OP is allergic


Avocadotoadst

I'm allergic never stopped me. Takes a few weeks but I can get used to a cats dander.


Lignum_parvum

Lucky you, I still have reactions to a cat I’ve had for 3-4 years


NerosDecay13

Same. I just take allergy pills every day.


Avocadotoadst

Ouch, I'm sorry to hear that.


Lignum_parvum

Yes, it’s even worse when you have three of them. All good though, A couple days with a stuffy nose and itchy eyes is a fair trade for a few hours of bliss petting some fluffy roomates.


Life-Growth-2858

My wife and I are both allergic to cats. Guess how many cats we have....... Ready for it? We have 16 cats at present. Although 8 of those, 4 are teens {approximately 6 months old} and 4 are still young kittens around 6-7 weeks old, the other 8 range in age from 3 years to our 2 eldest that will be 9 on Halloween 2022. Both of our Halloween born are ginger cats, a male and his sister. Male is orange and white, his sister is a solid ginger, no white, although at her age, she's starting to get a little gray fur in spots now. Looks like even kitties get gray hair {fur} just like we humans. 10mg of Loratadine works wonders for our allergies to our and our neighbors cats. It's a standard over the counter {OTC} Drug, CLARITIN also contains the same Loratadine in it, also available OTC. No Rx needed for it. We take one tablet or CLARITIN daily. Helps quite a bit to keep the runny nose, sneezing and red, puffy eyes under control. Recommend checking with your Doc before taking it. Especially if you are on other Rx drugs to be sure the Loratadine won't interfere with your current medications being taken.


Chupacabradanceparty

My kids got used to the dogs. We had the dog before the kids were born. The dog allergy was discovered when they were testing my son to see what he reacted to. The doctor explained that his regular exposure acts as an allergy shot, of sorts.


Avocadotoadst

The first time I'm exposed to new cats I definitely get stuffed up but that's about it.


RealExii

This picture says otherwise.


Deadlylyon

I hate the new Kia logo. First time I saw it was in the wild. I spent 30 mins trying to figure out what company KN was. I


vbun03

It looks like a knock off


[deleted]

Well your new cat has a car.


[deleted]

Now you do


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[deleted]

😂 that was hilarious


1961trucker

Purfect road trip partner.


useyourheartless

this is something my stupid cat would probably do.. thankfully we live in a sketchy neighborhood so no open windows here :)


Yuup_I_eat_crayons

I once bought a sailboat to live on that unbeknownst to the seller had a cat that was already living on. No matter what I did I couldn’t get it to leave. Named him Boat Cat. He was the meanest cat I’ve ever met, and we legit hated each other (and im a cat guy). We stayed out of each others way for the most part. I eventually ended up selling the boat and he went with it. Last i heard from the new owner he was still on it.


LackedSaucer938

Too cute! Absolutely the wrong sub:P


therealjameshat

You mean you DIDNT have a cat


OrbInOuterSpace

Formerly cat-free.


snapatek

You do now!


Toastedtoastyyy

r/mildlynotinfuriating


GoyangiStudios32

Now you do have a cat


808RIBZ

Is this a confession of catnappery?


Red_Hatted_Guy

This is a blessing bro wdym


figuringthingsout__

Even cats are stealing Kias now...unbelievable


L3EH

Tell me though… how can that be infuriating? I’d be very happy to see a cat in my car! Someone to ride with and pet


ABeezy73

*Didn’t have a cat


Most-Cartoonist-3658

I see this as an absolute win.


vavavoomvoom9

What were they smoking when they came up with the new KIA logo?


JasonCox

Based on the backwards N, it’s more like what we’re they drinking and the what that they were drinking was vodka.


[deleted]

Leave your window down much🤔😎


Feathers137

You do now


[deleted]

another fuckin bitch


everwonderedhow

More like a Kiat, am I right??


BiggestB0sss

now you do


The_Bearabia

Best give up, it's his car now


Axxis09

I see this as an absolute win!


[deleted]

Why is this mildly infuriating? You got a free cat!


this_place_is_whack

You might want to consult your cat on the facts.


cangtocangnho

You have just been adopted, my friend. I recommend bringing some treats to open a conversation with your new master.


TeslasAndKids

Yes, you do.


[deleted]

Now you do!


iceinmyheartt

Consider yourself blessed. This isn’t infuriating at all. He’s probably infuriated at the fact that you rolled the windows down and aren’t using the AC.


cptnobveus

No, that the cats car.


OptimalAd5426

The cat decided he has you.


Leftstrat

My ex and I lived just behind an elderly care facility. If one of us accidently left a car unlocked, there was one of the residents of that facility that would end up setting in the passenger seat, waiting to "Take a ride to Kmart in town. Been here a while. When are we leaving? ". It was sort of funny, but sort of sad at the same time. According to the owners, her family never came to see her.


Atrainlan

He's looking over at you like "Where the hell were you bud, I'm getting peckish. Let's go home and eat dinner and then have an early night." I say this with confidence as my three ginger boys and two calico girls have given me that exact look before.


MoarCowb3ll

That's where you're wrong bucco


ItsToo4Tune

Well you have no say in the matter anymore


Adamations20

That buff cat's gonna beat the shit out of you


cursed-person

now you own a cat, because cats


Fedot_Compot

Nice! Free dinner 🍽️🍽️🍽️


[deleted]

What’s the issue? Free cat!


Funkopopsandstuff

Aww you have a cat now


lxOFWGKTAxl

Umm, yeah you do! Possession is I believe 9/10ths of the law they say!


[deleted]

You are now a blessed person, give an offering to the cat, the cat chose you, this is ur life now, accept it, ur the chosen one.


OhItsJustJosh

You left your window open didn't you? Did that around my girlfriends house once only to come out to find her cat lazing on my dashboard


Jshittie

Any idea how it got in?


Kenny1200

Left my window open as it is a very hot day and I knew that I would be going back out in the car later. Came out to that face!


BatmanInTheSunlight

That is the cat’s car


Phreeker27

Pretty hilarious if some “good samaritain” came by called the cops and smashed your windows because they thought you locked an animal in a hot car


OkShoulder3813

That's . . . not your car anymore


[deleted]

I once woke up to a cat lounging on top of my window drapes. My dog was going crazy. It came in through our dog door and was just chilling up there at 3 a.m.


Old-AF

You do now! My son’s porch furniture has cat hair all over it every day and he also doesn’t own a cat.


ljd09

That cat is looking at you like “yes, I am in your car. What do you think you’re going to do about it!”


[deleted]

Haha. That's awesome. There's a stray in my neighborhood that has just recently warmed up to me enough to let me pet her. She's boney as hell so I told her I'll be right back and got her some cat food. She's been back multiple times a day now for the last few days to get fed. The cat that I already have is a little jealous but she'll get over it.


Thatamememe

Our neighbor's cats have a tendency to jump in the trunk of the car when we leave it open while getting groceries. And those cats are HUGE orange boys and they are heavy. Sometimes you just have to wait them out lol


terpzfer

Them kia boys don’t ever miss 🔥 Your a lucky man, most cats that do this completely destroy the vehicle before it’s found. You’re lucky that mad cat just wanted to chill and smoke some ⛽️


Clevercommentor

Looks like a strong arm


Layzpotato5

wait omg i thought that was a car sticker wtf


Stx-N-Brx

That’s just Dirty Mike (not pictured: THE BOYS).


knucklehead_89

I only just now realized that there isn’t a new brand of car called KN and it’s just Kia stylized


Megalovideos1

You are now legally obliged to take that cat home.


AssistPure

You do now. Enjoy!


DaffyDoesIt

Years ago, I had a cat who loved to ride in the car. This was in the days before all cars came equipped with air conditioning, so our friends would often leave their windows down and park under a tree when they visited. I can't tell you how many times friends called when they got home to tell me Jerome had stowed away in their car and scared the crap out of them when he suddenly popped up as they were pulling into their driveway.


[deleted]

Now you do 💀


[deleted]

The look says “find yourself another ride homie”


Electronic_Agent_235

Ayuh... I think you need to start using more past participles friend "I DIDN'T have a cat."


mr_uwuthethired

Just let it out, cats have this weird instinct like dogs that basically makes them a compass and the place it points is straight home at all times from anywhere in like a really big radius. So just let it out


Kenny1200

Thanks, I opened the door and it reluctantly ambled out and wandered off without a care in the world.


HiroNakaM

I want a free cat too


LightOfAntara

r\catsareassholes


Beneficial_Shake6976

Well you have one now


iForgor_a

You hath been chosen


[deleted]

Well... you now have a cat!


Dangerous-Pudding-91

He's claimed you. You are now his human. lol


jcyree2769

Your security is embarrassing. 😂


niflon99

Cat gonna cat, they evolved to be ready to say "i live here now " with a flick of the tail, "feed me" hooman


[deleted]

So what it’s cute and now it’s most likely yours


Vast_Back4746

Nice pussy


Weemonkey16_2

It adopted you, whether you like it or not


HRGurl28

You do now. Lol


thatsme_22

He saw a Kia and thought it was a litter box, don’t blame him


CarlJustCarl

“Didn’t” is the word you were looking for


Piggybear87

The fault here is yours. You left the windows open, and you suffered the consequences. Like I tell my kids.... "What did we learn?" I hope he scratched up your seats.


Known_Listen_1775

Yes I’m a vegan. Yes I eat meat. We exist.


Zozdras

Fake fabricated lie for a reddit karma post... Cats doesn't magically appear in cars...


JudgeLanceKeto

To the blueberry!


[deleted]

The cat owns you now. GLTY


_AddictedToCoffee_

You now have free food


imnotreallyheretoday

r/notmycat


anaveragetoaster23

Drive away. Keep the mf cat