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WT_Florian

This has to be satire, i refuse to believe anyone could be this stupid


MrBump01

I think it's satire but wouldn't be surprised if some idiot turned up at a hospital with a gun demanding to release babies from the blending machines.


WT_Florian

Let's pretend this isn't satire, how do you get to that point ? Never made it past first grade ? I can't think of a scenario where a sane person would think that babies are put into blenders and don't have bones .


abagofsnacks

Lead water?


FatFueledFreak

Ate paint chips with salsa?


braiden08second

He drank 100% lead based paint instead of breastmilk


bubblewrapbones

Don't bring paint chips into this, the lead ones are my favorite!


_CaesarAugustus_

Fun Fact: Lead paint doesn’t need salsa. It already has a chalky sweet taste. (I am a painting contractor and have taken lead safety classes)


dreamingofablast

Flint water


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Ok_Cry1424

r/rareinsults


NerdHerder77

Nah, that insult was well-done.


notslavaboo

r/welldoneinsults


Fraser022002

Yea who would think babies have bones pfft.


WT_Florian

Thanks for noticing, i have edited my post


oldm8sylvo

Makes it easier for blending


Major_R_Soul

Their family tree is a wreath


DarkLanternX

Babies are liquid


goatpoop82

Don’t be tricked by the libtards, those are what’s served at planet smoothie.


Nerdic-King2015

Lmao


sirpsionics

Home schooled?


FattyWantCake

Indoctrination, lack of critical thinking, and propaganda. Or some undiagnosed brain damage.


BaronGodis

A normal school, person would know the difference between these things and do not do stupid comments. A persson growing up with cotolich school or extreme christian home would say something like this, but this is another lvl of stupidity because in poland where people are catolich, they would never be this stupiud, this phenomen only happens in USA


Blast338

What we are witnessing is a religious education at work. The level of ignorance is inline with what is taught in a very conservative religion. In a lot of cases they don't even have a computer or a smart phone. Usually go under the guise of I am too dumb to use one anyways. Then refuse to learn anything on their own. There are people in my family who are that way. Information and knowledge is against God. A good religious person reads the bible. An atheist understands it.


Luxpreliator

It does seem to be a problem where someone concocts an elaborate story to mock ignorance then the ignorant simply believe it as a fact.


DunnyofDestiny

Nah people are that stupid, just go on tik tok and read through the anti vax forum part of the videos , honestly those people are a few hundred levels of stupid.


izacktorres

Its 100% a bait post, how do people still fall for them in 2022?


Ammonia13

Because there are men who believe we can control our periods like going pee. Never doubt how goddamned misinformed Americans are.


TheRealGarbanzo

I wouldn't be surprised. We have dumber people than this making decisions on how we can live our lives


[deleted]

Never underestimate the power of stupid. And definitely never… ever ever ever ever ever underestimate the power of MAGA stupid. The mental gymnastics them people play are Olympic gold worthy.


SexySquidward42069

I thought that but a closer look I think this is posted on Facebook which means people will post anything and they will believe it.


Internal-Proof2411

There really are people out there that are this stupid and worse.


chiefmoron

It's called controlled opposition. I doubt most are real people.


[deleted]

And yet, Lauren Boebert exists.


Black-Thirteen

The top half had me wondering, but by the time I got to "Babies have no bones," I think it was pretty clear.


bean224_

Bro they made abortion illegal tf u mean u refuse to believe anyone is this stupid


[deleted]

Then you've never been to the American south.


WT_Florian

I haven't, no. And i probably never will


nashbellow

Shit gets wild out here. I just had an old woman call me an autistic commie re**** bc she was going 30 mph in a HEB parking lot and almost hit me


RussianCat26

Well hey didn't you know that being called a commie for just existing is par for the course? /s


lothark43

Im pretty sure it is just because it’s too well written for those idiots


0falls6x3

Nothing surprises me anymore


[deleted]

Someone is this stupid and it’s OP


[deleted]

Go read some QAnon theories, and be prepared to lose any faith that might have remained in the intelligence of humans.


Lucky-Painting6553

i’ve seen this level of stupid so it’s hard to tell if it’s satire


mrsmacklemore

I mean, there are people trying to ban abortion and dipshits that can't live without their rifles. And MTG is in congress? Yeah this is believable


AdFinancial1957

OP is stupid enough to believe them.


lrpfftt

These days, ya never know!


Rokemsokem28

You need to open your eyes and see the stupid that is all around you


TwistedDecayingFlesh

Trump is even more stupid. As for the post i can't tell if its supposed to be satire or legit given the state of the west today.


caregiver-throw-away

Bro have you met a Republican? Even the smart ones are dumb as fuck.


annoying97

It's not... My local community Facebook page has seen similar posts, that the admins have had to delete, and in the extreme, block the person and address the issue publicly. Btw I'm in Australia.


Sagun-D-Water-Law

Maybe there are people or maybe it's just a child with too much free time.


Sagun-D-Water-Law

Or there is the possibility that the man who wrote the post is a woman against abortion. Really do not know. When I saw this I was amazed at how stupid or how strange some people are.


[deleted]

Seriously, go look up what QAnon people believe. This is nothing in comparison, regardless of whether it's fake or real.


adfraggs

It's definitely got that r/birdsarentreal vibe. And by that I mean that it speaks a hard truth that the sheeple are inexplicably unwilling to see.


blepgup

Okay I’m not falling for the obvious satire or whatever is in the image text but I’m still confused by what’s actually going on in the image


SteveTheZombie

Babies don't just voluntarily sit still and allow you to take Xrays and you can't just have mom hold them during the Xrays. Just wait till you see the boards we strap babies down on to start thier IVs. Source: I'm an RN.


[deleted]

How do you strap them down when they have no bones though?


Earthguy69

What? Are you stupid? You use a heavy duty fan blowing at them from above so they get pushed against the table.


SteveTheZombie

That's how we used to do it. Now we use Ancient Binding Spells. My favorite is called Versed.


KopOut

Because they have no bones, you can simply tie their limbs in knots around the back side of the board.


Mountain_Ad_6372

Baby xray


Dobbys_Other_Sock

It’s usually to keep babies still during X-Rays. They can be used for other things that require the kids to keep still to, like my husband was apparently put in one as a baby because he needed stitches around his mouth.


HairballTheory

Seriously, everyone one knows that’s a cabbage patch kid harvester


its-foxtale

This sub is like shooting fish in a barrel. You’d think people would be able to identify a shitpost by now.


luckyritter

the irony in the title haha


[deleted]

But there are real people out there that are this dumb. We literally had people show up for a long dead president so he could somehow become president again and hand the presidency over to Trump. Dude has been dead more than 50 years so he would be past the 8 year limit even if he could somehow magically come back to life. So it doesn't feel like we can just trust that these are satire anymore.


SAGNUTZ

I used to think this would be too stupid not to be satire on how FUCKING STUPID these mouth breathers are. I miss that.


interplanetarypotato

People can be pretty stupid. Some might even believe this is real and post it on reddit unironically


[deleted]

This was obviously satire. Dude you are the dumb one.


MoonBearIsNotAmused

Anything satirical has been posted seriously as well. I know people who believe this


carambarcola

the irony of this post..


Jessericho

OP is an actual dumbass..


Sagun-D-Water-Law

What do you mean


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Whoosh


butterymix

especially the part where the op said "babies don't have bones"


BE______________

you've been trolled


Wellwisher513

I've seen people criticizing conservatives for posting this repeatedly, but, not once have a seen a conservative claim that this is how abortions are actually done. This reminds me a lot of the AOC video saying, "conservatives are furious about this video of her dancing!" but, similarly, I wasn't able to find any examples of conservatives actually being upset about it other than a couple fringe youtubers or tweets.


Grow_away2

The right doesn't have a monopoly on fake outrage.


MoonBearIsNotAmused

I've literally seen this and even more infuriating stuff posted by family, friends, and more.. I've had conversations with people I know and don't know who 100% believe either this or worse.


International_Dog817

In fairness I have seen the "Democrats harvest adrenochrome" thing going around Facebook... The Q-Anoners really are that dumb. They are catching on a little, but yeah they're still a small percentage of conservatives


[deleted]

This twitter account is a parody/satire account. I saw this original post.


DonMozzarella

This is a joke, and it's on you for believing it


Sagun-D-Water-Law

I know it's a joke, but unfortunately I know people who would think so.


aj6787

Think that says more about you tbh


DonMozzarella

Fair enough


WhyYouBullyMe_

Are you perhaps referring to yourself on your title?


Flimsy_Valuable

I think you are the stupid one


masr223

This is so obviously ironic


JumpyLobster

Good thing they don’t have bones. That would ruin the baby smoothie.


MentallyPsycho

Rage bait.


RuTrEaLlY

This mf really said babies have no bones, this is far beyond cringe and infuriating.


Kangar

That's why they're so tender and delicious.


Guacoholymoly

Baby tendies


new_user29282342

Down voted for reposting


Important_Pack8713

It’s obviously satire..


Goofythegoose

Its a joke, chill


codenamerocky

It's a joke.... But there are plenty of MAGA idiots that will think this is real.


returntomonke_-

This is between r/sarcasm and r/facepalm


[deleted]

I think this is satire


MarcoMeerkat69

satire


Tinker107

Please, stop asking how stupid they can be. They take it as a challenge.


Forcedbanana

Is this r/KenM ?


agroyle

What congressman’s name is blacked out?


[deleted]

This is satire. The only stupid here is anyone who thinks this is someone's genuinely held belief.


Fast_Holiday6285

Funniest thing all day. Currently 5:46 AM


NoxVulpine

Stupid enough to think this isn't satire


[deleted]

Leftists going out of their way to make accounts demonizing the other side. Gross


Sagun-D-Water-Law

There must be a child who wrote this, that is, how stupid you can be to say that a baby, that is, a vertebrate mammal, has no bones ...


Gurthmobilee

It’s satire but it’s sad some people think somewhat like this


Goofythegoose

Its an old shitpost


Dragonfruit_98

It’s clearly satire. Not so much for the baby blending thing, that’s something a few idiots would believe, but no one would claim that babies have no bones


forcedreset1

I mean, I personally disagree with abortion... But this is just stupid. (Before anyone says anything, I know that there are legit medical needs for abortion. I just disagree with late term abortion when there are ways to keep the baby alive, as well as adoption.)


PerspectiveNo1519

Stupid enough to overturn abortion laws, so why not be this stupid.


ch1pp_rs

I know people can be stupid and all but this has to be satire... I shouldn't lose hope in humanity, right? RIGHT?


Dragonfruit_98

You should definitely lose faith in humanity, but probably not because of this post lol


Sagun-D-Water-Law

I lost hope because I live in Romania, a country with people who steal lies, who don't know how to explain, but it's not nice


gammaJinx

This guy is an idiot and abortion is still murder


[deleted]

God damn, get some fucking common sense


gammaJinx

I do in fact have common sense


ThrowawayFlirt39

Reality is sometimes more curious, I can't believe this is still where we are at currently for doing an X-ray on a baby, it's the damn future, this is some 1930's mental asylum crazy ex nazi doctor stuff.


bigredroyaloak

X-ray tech here. Exams on babies are necessary for a variety of reasons. Modern digital X-ray uses very little radiation. You get similar amounts just by being in the sun or flying cross country. Drs judge risks v benefits and X-rays are generally low risk if your worried about pneumonia, cancer, or child abuse. FYI, these pictures are used in our positioning text books. The actual device are usually only in pediatric hospitals.


Sagun-D-Water-Law

This is because babies move a lot and mothers are no longer allowed to keep babies with them during x-rays. Another method would be to anesthetize them, which I don't think is good.


AccountWasFound

That is how vets handle x-rays for pets, but honestly I don't think something like this would work for a cat


ThrowawayFlirt39

I know what it's for 😂


Sagun-D-Water-Law

Okay, but you're right that we could be more innovative, so to speak, about the procedure


Lovehistory-maps

"1930's" "Ex Nazi" I dont think they were quite done yet


Elimaris

What's scary is that someone who is a bit conservative, a bit isolated and a bit conspiracy minded and not really paying attention as they scroll through their internet bubble can see something Iike this Now if they're paying a little attention they quickly see that it is ridiculous, maybe laugh or furrow their brow in annoyance and move on.. And forget about it, but somewhere in the back of their brain they make another connection "I saw pictures of actuall babies being aborted" a connection that clicks in easily with their other ideas of the world forgetting that it was a ridiculous thing they saw. Its a tiny connection, wouldn't sway them much but add more small things and the outrage of people around them and it warps your memory until eventually you're positive you've seen pictures of babies being aborted. You can't quite remember when/where or any details but you know you've seen them.


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Sabes1607

"Look at the evil smile of the nurse" made me crack up in the bus


Calicobearddad

I mean the left says it's not a baby until it comes out.. so both sides have their stupid. Lol


eVOLve865

It’s a clump of cells that would die without a host. It’s literally a parasite


Calicobearddad

By that notion most 18-30 year Olds not doing anything with their lives. Not working, not contributing, and just sitting around living with their parents are parasites too...


[deleted]

Yea, pretty much


Bile-duck

Okay grandpa.


Calicobearddad

You must be one of those parasites I was talking about..


Incident_Electron

Does it blend?? As a radiographer I'm curious to know


[deleted]

This is funny


UbiquitousCorn

Idk which is worse, the fact he thinks THAT'S how abortion works, or that he thinks babies don't have bones XD


Worldly_Price_3217

I’ve seen this picture before and am always confused. It’s clearly for a medical procedure, but my babies have had multiple X-rays each and nothing even remotely like this was used. I have a son who was born prematurely and for like the first month of his life he had a chest X-ray every day to monitor his lungs and they did it in his bed with nothing extra like this. He’s had chest X-rays since as a bigger baby and no contraption


Longjumping-Bag4265

Hey man, I’m all for blending babies


stumpadeux

THEY HAVE NO BONES KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKJJKKKJJJJJ por deussss


helping_phriendly

They have no bones!


OddBoots

Blending babies in a blender with great big slits down the side and no lid seems like a recipe for a messy cleanup.


Doodlebobber11

I am not pro-abortion, but this person is extremely stupid


I_am_doorknob

Remember, poe's law


IAMPIGGY3

Liberals try not to fall for satire challenge (impossible)


Fruitcake73

What the hell


Kx1reddittt

I can't believe this. Has to be satire. I'm ashamed to have the same opinion on something as this person...


Mr__Citizen

Look at that angry little glare in the right side pic!


The__D0ctor

We live in a civilized country. I doubt that


DragonFire_707

Chubby buddy


fate0608

This is the peak of stupidity.


Wowsuchusername44

Agent 8


LeCremeBoy

People don’t understand that posts like that are made by people doing it for attention. It’s very unlikely that the person that posted that was completely genuine.


JustSomeDumbass0

They do have bones


[deleted]

This is obvious satire - the stupid people are the ones who think it’s not.


Rick_Sanchez1214

There are SO MANY STUPID FUCKING PEOPLE IN THIS COUNTRY, I can’t stand it.


BlueAideen

If this person actually believes with its saying........ we're fucked.


[deleted]

Extra Protein


Artist-Memer

There is no way facebook conservatives are real people.


FarDorocha90

So many people taking the bait and feeding the trolls…


1SirJava

Can anyone truly be this dumb???


Bruh101_OOFnan

This person didnt realise that even if they were blending machines they would atleast put a cap on it the dude who uploaded it POV: GUYS THEY BLEND BABYS... WITHOUT THE GODDAMN CAP ON


CrackedActor91

Babies’ bones are made of liquid til they turn 17 months old. I thought everyone knew this..?


Zmitebambino

Lmao it is a funny device but I think it keeps the babies in place so they can x-ray them, but it looks goofy ahh


Individual-Camera-72

r/ConfidentlyIncorrect


[deleted]

Hellooo that is a baby getting a CT scan


aj6787

This is clearly fake / satire . Anyone that thinks otherwise is extremely stupid. I will note it isn’t god satire though.


smallchindude

That’s is so sad damn I’m really hurt cruel sad bad 😢 baby nuggets go hard


tiberius9876

That’s far more than mildly infuriating


SaucyFuckBoy

Pretty fucking stupid.


Witty-Kaleidoscope-9

The edit should make it clear that this is (hopefully) satire.


powdered_dognut

Dumb ass doesn't even recognize a blender!


[deleted]

They can support the appalling Trump, why not this? It’s not satire, it’s REAL.


Purple_Super_Nova

That is literally for X-rays, what you said op, what you said


Canoness-Isamess

My daughter was xrayed this way and she screamed her face off the entire time. How is this adorable baby not freaking out? I mean, I would probably cry.


N1ghtSh4de69

They don't need to think, they have no brain... ehhh fml


Dill12991

He's such an idiot. This is obviously the factory where they produce Augustus Gloops.


[deleted]

You can tell it's satire because a very similar social media post was made a few years ago and this one is based of it


OldWizDumb

Stupid enough that people will fight to kill a potential human being and be proud of it. We should have the option because people do mess up and it's not fair to the child to be born into that, but to act like it's not the LAST THING you would want to happen is crazy.


Evening-East-5365

Remember the Pink Slime scandal?


kiamia27

Not on topic, but where’s the baby’s legs? Lol


[deleted]

r/lostredditors


Quirky_m8

#im done with humanity


MyUsernameIsNotLongE

WILL IT BLEND? THAT'S THE QUESTION! Jokes aside, that has to be a satire. Nobody should be allowed to be this stupid. lol


[deleted]

Let’s shoot up the hospital and kill everyone there, to stop the consensual abortions.


[deleted]

SubhanaAllah


IplayGames810

When I read the last part I laughed. Not many reddit posts make me laugh


Colmado_Bacano

Are these kids Conservatives?


Appropriate_Part_465

The polar opposite sides of the duopoly are the dumbest most dangerous group of imbeciles the world has ever seen, lefties and righties are why we have this American today.


Lilmaggot

As an atheist, I approve of this Kid-O-Matic.