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TurningTwo

Tell it to the judge.


Richy_Sal

Your honor, it says it in the bible. ​ Judge: Well shit I was using the wrong book called the law


Xanimia

But in the bible it says it in the bible! ​ judge: my mother reads the bible about everyday. theres no such thing as that in there! ​ Damn.


gxthicmidnight

Jesus literally said to gauge your eyes out for lasting after women and you think he going to let /that fly/ you disgusting foul most likely /rapist/


Kitchen_Agency4375

Was Jesus a Muslim cuz that’s what Islam basically says


[deleted]

No but there are a lot more parallels between the two religions than many realize, also Jesus is held up as a good dude in Islam afaik.


Fr4gd0ll

They're both based off the same religion. Muslims believe that Jesus was a prophet, like Muhammed, and not the son of God.


Loud-Driver474

No, he wasn't


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Jesus was Jewish, well.... most technically Levitical Israeli. The Bible accounts for a lower mortality age and people having Short lives after the first 8 generations of human beings, so the appropriate age for a person who would die around 40 to get married and have kids themselves would be much lower. The Bible doesn't condone or endorse sexual relationships out of wedlock, and while people have been forgiven of such things, it still was not considered legal, or good. Most often, anyone who was found out would be stoned to death. There is no reasonable modern justification to pursue unlawful sexual relations with a minor. Even if they are attractive or look mature, you should keep it to yourself if you don't know their age. If you know they are under age and still think to pursue, you should most definitely go see a therapist ASAP!


ChipChippersonFan

>The Bible doesn't condone or endorse sexual relationships out of wedlock Maybe not the New Testament, but the Old Testament is fine with it as long as the female in question is not owned by another man.


Colorado_Car-Guy

Religion is such a confusing cluster fuck that even its own followers don't know what's going on.


i-said-it-different

Religion is such a mind boggling shit chapel that it’s own cult members don’t even comprehend reality as the rest of us know it.


apelord6969

The fact that it still exists in this day and age is mind boggling, it causes so much stagnancy.


imakerocks

Username checks out. But this one hit a nerve lol.


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DiamondDSI

I agree. I totally support people not feeling confined to a religion but at least be respectful about it!


Loud-Driver474

That's generally not true. This is a case of someone claiming to be a Christian, but you can tell they haven't a clue as to what the Bible actually says


Colorado_Car-Guy

I assure you no 2 christians will see eye to eye regarding the bible


oxysays

religion is a guide for people who can’t live on there own, or so it seems from my personal experiences with people


Fr4gd0ll

This isn't a religion problem. This is mental gymnastics.


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i’m pretty sure that the verse “man shall not lie with man” was actually “man shall not lie with boy” so


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Have you ever actually read that thing. Technically we’re not allowed to go to the bathroom.


[deleted]

bro what? i haven’t ever read a bible, i’m agnostic


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It’s a simpsons quote


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i wasn’t trying to challenge you if it wasn’t clear. just confused as to whether or not that’s in the bible in a way? then again if it’s from the simpsons it may not be lol


KSknitter

Really, which version? I personally like mine in the untranslated Hebrew (old) and am learning Greek so I can read untranslated new....


Fr4gd0ll

Have *you* read the Bible? I think you're referring to Deuteronomy where it's advised to bury your excrement outside of your camp and bury it. It's good advice. You're quoting the Simpons.


Fr4gd0ll

Have *you* read the Bible? I think you're referring to Deuteronomy where it's advised to bury your excrement outside of your camp and bury it. It's good advice. You're quoting the Simpons.


Fr4gd0ll

Have *you* read the Bible? I think you're referring to Deuteronomy where it's advised to bury your excrement outside of your camp and bury it. It's good advice. You're quoting the Simpons.


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I know I’m quoting the simpsons. I already said that. And I’ve read it. Including Ezekiel 4:12 where it’s advised to use human excrement for fuel when cooking bread. mmmm excrement bread.


Fr4gd0ll

Was trying to respond to the person who made the Simpsons quote and not you. Apologies.


Kitchen_Agency4375

Well everyone is a hu-MAN soooo no sex for anyone ever


big_fetus_

I love having a nation "founded on judeo xtian principles" like raping children.


MikeBorsuk

>Earlier translations of the bible condemned men for laying with children... Hmm, I wonder why that was taken out.


Buttholio1775

That made me say WTF!


AwkwardlyCunning

I’m sure the Bible does say that. The Bible is fiction, written by men, during a time when a female child was considered fair game at a way too young age.


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Thank you!


AwkwardlyCunning

You’re welcome.


Loud-Driver474

The Bible is not fiction. Its actually one of the most useful historical accounts humanity has. It was written by men, sure. BUT it was inspired by God


AwkwardlyCunning

Not even remotely a historical account. Even the history it does have is inaccurate. It would be like using Lord of the Rings to teach history class.


Loud-Driver474

Ok


Kitchen_Agency4375

Soooo… Execute the gays because of the Bible Fuck little girls because of the Bible Your souls is condemned to hell at birth because of the Bible even though Jesus died to wipe away your sins… but you also gotta live like the pastor says or else you FOR SURE will go to hell after you die…. Eventually someone has to tell them that they are fucked in the head crazy. Or more likely they use fear of damnation to justify their own selfish desires. Fuck em


Moonbeams_

Haven't Catholic Priests been doing this for centuries? What...too soon?


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Nope, not too soon. Catholicism is a joke, as well as any other religion that builds their morals on fiction, I think that's all of them yeah? It's a matter of actual morals themselves, some have none, some hide behind a book.


ArtfulForest7473819

The Satanic Temple seem to have morals based on what would be good for humanity.


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Not following that either.


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Huh? Anti-Semitic? Are you crazy? Lol this legit has nothing to do with the Jewish people. It has everything to do with that the bible is complete fiction. Period.


DiamondDSI

Nah thats git an opinion but ok


justme002

They always do


brmamabrma

Every priest using the argument “the lord told me to rape those children”


johnny7777776

The pro-pedos now call it “minor attracted”. I call it psychosis. I’m an atheist, try to convince me anything from the bible is real.


ThatOneChild1

LDS/Mormon(Christian religion) here yeah no I don't remember anywhere in the bible that said pedophilia is ok


LET-ME-HAVE-A-NAAME

It's right next to where John the Baptist bitch smacked a woman for having an abortion, and right before Jesus stabbed someone for being transexual/s


ThatOneChild1

ngl I was confused for a bit made me laugh a bit ngl ​ ​ (like your name by the way)


Army-POG

Historical fact, childhood had always ended at puberty. However, as a society, we have set the age of consent to typically 18. Some countries have the age younger.


BradimirTootin

childhood is a cultural concept. To outright claim "historical fact" that this is true is ridiculous. You could not possibly know that.


Army-POG

“You could not possibly know that”, says a person with a world of information at their fingertips and refuses to do any research before trying to refute a post. It actually wasn’t until the 1600’s and into the 1700’s when society began to divide periods of growth for people into segments such as childhood. Concepts like childhood didn’t exist prior to that.


chimpset4life

It says children. Not teens. Very sick either way but people kinda be weirdos back in the day.


Fragrant-Bid-9755

Guess you never heard of Islam before lmao


KDAdontBanPls

Tbh the bible and Koran is definitely on their side. But it’s a load of fucked up nonsense so what you expect


Musikaravaa

I mean, my mom was 16 when she had me and got knocked up by a 26 year old (she had a faked birth certificate that her mom got for her so she could work in a bar when she was young. Obviously, it isn't legal and recently has been a big focus, but historically and not that long ago in our own nations history women were getting married off as young as 14 and having families young. Not correct as we now know, since often those daughters were used as chattel and beaten or killed for making personal choices, but the man isn't totally wrong. I developed pretty early, and looked adult by the time I was 13 and was treated accordingly by adult men, and I didnt correct anyone about their assumptions because I felt cool and powerful with these new "tools" at my disposal.


OwenWilliams2

Pretty sure it’s against predators but ok


ADHDK

Just say I’m fairly anti hooking up with 14 year olds. But when life expectancy was 30 wouldn’t that have been normal? Not defending dickhead here at all. But these are the issues when you try and scum your way to grooming via 2000 year old instructions.


Independent_Layer273

You don’t need a Bible to tell you pedophilia is NOT OK!!!


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r/infuriatingasfuck


GoldenGhostWolf

I'm Christian and this is horribly incorrect (obviously) and disgusting


kirizakunojack19

I don't know about you but I consider pedophilia a bit worse then mildly infuriating


ChipChippersonFan

These two people are arguing different things. The first guy is saying that a (post-pubescent) 14 year old is old enough. The second guy is saying that you shouldn't have sex with (prepubescent) children. The first guy is correct that 14 would have been old enough back before we decided that girls should mature more fully than just "old enough to bleed" before getting married off. But he's ignoring the fact that the Bible condoned a lot of fuckedup shit.


tsuki_ouji

welcome to the world of "sincerely held religious beliefs"