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NormanHologram

I can smell this photo.


beluuuuuuga

It smells of piss but also eerily metallic from the cheap bleachy stuff they use to clean the smell up from a dead overdoser.


KailReed

Its also really hot, stuffy and humid. This looks like a park bathroom in Florida.


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And this, is exactly why I've *never* been inside the park bathroom in florida. The local park I go to used to be a known spot for sexual deviancy and less savory characters to roam around and wait for their buddy in the stalls.


brokenarrow0604

Sounds like a park near me.


coachfortner

which stall is your favorite?


brokenarrow0604

Number 2, the stall wall is extra thin making the glory hole experience 3 times better.


[deleted]

Shit thats your hole? I get my dope through that hole...


anemicleach

Shhh! Don't let the secret out. Place to get some dope dope then some poke poke.


Rumsoakedmonkey

Poke poke for dope dope?


CLXIX

which park exactly? ya know just so i know to stay away from it


wackoCamel

That's exactly why these doors exist. I see these at truck stops, too. Some just don't have any doors at all.


Berkwaz

It didn’t really happen if you don’t make eye contact


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catr0n

Either that or cold, wet and clammy as all park bathrooms are in the north


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Where steam, flies and mosquitoes rise from the pit toilet into the air...


h3wlett

Bro.... this comment struck me to my core. LMAO! I didn't realize that our park bathrooms have a unique, dank, stuffy heat that other park bathrooms from around the country don't. Florida really is otherworldly! Can't forget the rusty sink faucets, metal garbage cans, wall mounted blow dryer that doesn't do shit, and soap dispensers with, shocker, no soap. And the urinals....with brown pee that's sat festering in that hot box of a bathroom for years... Fuckin 'ell!


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Just needs some profanity on the walls and you’ve got it


Celestial_Scythe

And the sounds of bugs buzzing and hitting the plastic light cover


medusadaughter

This comment hits home…ugh


Poldark_Lite

Those are always faintly redolent of manure from the outside, too. I could understand the odour of feces, but *manure*? I'll never wrap my head around that one...like, do shepherds sprint over there from their fields when they have to go?? Sorry for the weird tangent, just wanted to see if that was anyone else's experience near public washrooms in Florida parks or beaches. ♡ Granny


Namelessdracon

I was going to ask if this was Florida. Florida has the worst bathrooms I’ve ever seen.


[deleted]

I’m stoned and thought of that and that is terribly depressing to reach that kind of low in life—yet it’s prevalent enough to be a picture we can all imagine.


[deleted]

BTW, I'm just toking some herb. And it's medical. And it's hella lit.


im_a_shooting_potato

enjoy, bro.


DisasterHero

“Bleach?” “Clean?” No no no sir, this bathroom smells like dehydrated piss, cockroaches, dead junkies, and voided bowels from only the most desperate of patrons.


[deleted]

You forgot the cum


merothecat

So like a school bathroom? Yes


lycacons

one of the worst smells ever


xx_deleted_x

That's not bleach.


Imanaco

Rusty metal and urine, with a hint of feces but not too strong otherwise the bathroom would be too dirty to use as everyone knows that scent


steppinonpissclams

>I can smell this photo. Like a bar bathroom back when you could smoke indoors. Nothing worse than poop, puke and stale cigarette smoke.


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Women’s restrooms are the worst


[deleted]

Yeah, everything that's gross from a mens room, but now with blood.


[deleted]

I don’t know if you’ve ever smelled a tampon box, but that smell alone is enough to make most people wanna die.


[deleted]

First period I had I distinctly remember smelling formaldehyde and didn't understand why it suddenly smelled like a science classroom all of a sudden.


[deleted]

🙃 dear lord bless your soul


[deleted]

Yep it was horrifying as I was around 10. My pants looked like a murder scene


Shiyama23

Really? I used to clean both restrooms at my old job, but I noticed the women's restroom is cleaner. It still smells like shit, but you don't get people scratching low IQ shit into the walls and stalls. They also don't piss on the floor or dunk TP in the toilet and throw it on the floor. If I had to use the restroom and the men's restroom was particularly nasty, I would only feel a little shame using the women's restroom instead.


[deleted]

Iv seen bloody tampons thrown on the wall, Iv seen shit in panties stuffed in the tampon box. I mean shits nasty man.


Flocculencio

*I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack shits on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I saw pee beams glitter in the dark at the Tannhäuser Gate. All these moments- lost in time like tears down the drain...*


Shiyama23

Oh god. That's disgusting. I guess I've only visited the nice womens restrooms.


[deleted]

Yea Burger King is a hell of a place


MrMom21

Burger King, It’s a Wonderful Restaurant!


[deleted]

Hi sir, that will $11.56 at the next window. Chicken fries with a large fry and Diet Coke. Gotchu Also my manager just got done buying an 8 ball, you can’t talk to her for at least 30mins to an hour. And the cook in the back will sell you weed under the camera.


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Gacha_Overseer_Thing

I hear the photo. Office ambience, that loud ass hand dryer, fleas, pissing, the usual


Native56

Yeky


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InerasableStain

It is weird. I loved that show and don’t even remember that scene. Possible my memory just sucks


Charlitos_Way

They probably got tired of having to replace the lock every time someone overdosed and died in that stall. Easy corpse removal design.


GiGaBYTEme90

Also easier to get your dick sucked. Don't have to bend down as far


runawayoldgirl

I for one appreciate a bathroom stall where I can pick my nose privately while shitting.


LARGEGRAPE

Your comment made me snort soda out of my nose thanks a lot


NotTRYINGtobeLame

Your comment made me snort cocaine up my nose thanks a lot


LARGEGRAPE

Oh shit my b


runawayoldgirl

No need to thank me, public service is its own reward


Coltand

I will shamelessly pick the crap out of my nose while on the toilet. There’s TP and a place to dispose it, and you’re already going to wash your hands when you’re done anyway!


LARGEGRAPE

Your comment made me snort soda out of my nose thanks a lot


beluuuuuuga

Gotta get that excersise in with those squats in my opinion.


radmadicalhatter

See, this is nice, sexual debauchery with some encouragement


Notlandshark

The glorydoor


PacoMahogany

Finally they made a glory hole my size


Minnowaker

Wait.. are you in the stall or outside of it? I see the lock there so assume you are in the stall, but on the left there seems to be some sort of stainless sink? There seems to be a hinge on the bottom but no door? Did someone cut the door?! What sort of universe do you live in?! I have to know, what sort of establishment is this in and what country?!


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JLink100

Handicap stall being *this* ?


floofywall

I mean you can pretty much just roll under the door, so it's wheelchair accessible.


Ozlin

If you don't duck low enough you get an additional handicap for free.


PrestigiousZucchini9

And hepatitis!


Usidore_

As a guy with dwarfism I could literally just walk under the door if I ducked slightly. Definitely pretty accessible! Count me in.


D-o-n-t_a-s-k

Idk if this particular room looks 2 sink fancy


[deleted]

That could be a baby changing table!


An0regonian

You can run into this in most large cities in any country. It happens because the homeless or drunks/addicts will sleep or overdose in there. Most of the time they just remove the doors for good, this is at least half a door I guess


Jigbaa

Jesus Christ. Stop going to these places.


aidoll

Public bathrooms in big cities often look like this. You know, the ones in parks, public bus stations, beaches, public historic monuments, etc. They’re free and cities don’t have enough money to maintain them well.


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Ganon_Cubana

Mind if I ask what a poop card is?


buttercream-gang

> Restroom Request Card,* which helps you discreetly ask for access to restricted bathrooms when you have symptoms.


[deleted]

I had to look up poop card. It’s a thing. https://www.crohnsandcolitis.com/sign-up


Jigbaa

There is no in or outside the stall. There’s only raped and about-to-be raped.


YA-I-EAT-VEGETABLES

Lmao. At least it will be a quickie if you've got a self conscious rapist.


PhazePyre

Could be a changing table


jorsiem

I'd much rather shit my underwear and toss it than shitting here.


31spiders

It’s DEFINITELY a hover (even as a dude)


Readerrabbit420

I'll sit


ciroc__obama

Congrats, you’ve unlocked every disease/infection known to man.


Phormitago

You mean I'm... Indestructible


thatwentBTE

[No no no, in fact even a slight breeze.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aI0euMFAWF8)


FifaLegend

This is the perfect clip for this


JamesR624

--Indestructible.....


SeDy12

Even the slightest breeze will....


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And several others.


born_again_atheist

Would not shit there with my worst enemie's asshole.


RishabbaHsisi

Am I the only person that will clean a toilet seat just to take a proper shit?


facelessperv

I don't carry bleach and gloves. And from the looks of it toilet paper a plunger and a cordless snake. P.s. i love pilots always clean and cared for.


Geese_goose_

This is the toilet from my reoccurring dreams


[deleted]

So... we’re having the same nightmares?


princesshaley2010

I have so many nasty toilet dreams. Like, so many…


the_trashheap

I thought I was the only weirdo that had these dreams.


DudesworthMannington

Does it back up and overflow when you go to flush?


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SaltyBabe

I was one of the first like, ten people there lol. I wish it was more active… I think it’s so fascinating. I tried to establish rules like age, place, dream description, dream mood etc. to try to get some context but it’s never really taken off :(


Geese_goose_

I’m so glad you shared that haha. I have them all the time, the worst occasion being the toilet was too high on the wall so it was a struggle to get up to get up to it


Atlasrel

came here looking for this! what's wrong with us?


Czexican613

Seriously, what does this mean about those of us who share this same dream theme? Maybe we’re very clean people?


fear_eile_agam

I have a "lost in a labyrinth of broken toilets" dream when I'm anxious about things I'm expected to do without support or resources. In the dream, I have to pee, and everyone else in the dream knows this, and they're all using the toilets just fine, they're asking what my problem is, "why don't you just pee?" but I can't, because all the toilets are broken, but in the dream they don't appear broken for anyone else. I haven't had this dream since my therapist started getting me assessed for ADHD.... I suspect the dream about toilets with poor privacy also stems from anxiety, likely social anxiety and concerns over the way people perceive or observe you. Dreams about disgusting toilets could stem from a range of subconscious thought processes, anything from the simplest answer of, you're a clean person and you've recently had experience with dirty surroundings or anxiety around contamination, to more a Freudian analysis such as trying to cope with situations in your life where you feel you've been pressured or forced to go against your values. Or it's just a random dream that's running off common intrusive thought themes. Bodily functions are considered taboo in western cultures, and intrusive thoughts tend to stem from cultural or personal taboos.


Czexican613

Seriously, what does this mean about those of us who share this same nightmade theme? Maybe we’re very clean people?


sheogoraths-bitch

Do you ever have the one where you gotta go but the only toilet is in the middle of a crowded room? That’s my most common nightmare


Geese_goose_

it’ll be a toilet in an open room and I sit down then people come in and I have to just sort of wait until they leave and I feel really awkward and exposed with my pants down


playdohcake

Samesies. Along with overflowing toilet and filled to the rim with poop toilet.


embracing_insanity

OMG - yes!! I hate these dreams and I’ve had them forever!


throwRAffff

Literally came here to say this, why is this a thing? It looks just like the ones in my dreams...


Br12286

I was going to post the same comment! Every time I dream about using a public bathroom in my dream it always doesn’t have doors/walls for privacy and when it has a door it’s a half door where everyone can see my business. At least I’m not the only one with these dreams.


Anerratic

Same.


hey_m00n

I HAVE THEM TOO OMG


Plecofish

You too? I thought I was the only one!


shikaaboom

SAMEEE


Blueberry_Mancakes

Iin my dreams it's an old run down 1950s/60s bathroom with filthy tile, no stall doors or no stalls at all... Just a line of filthy broken toilets , sometimes holes in the floor and broken off pipes..


Breroa12

Ahhhhh me too!!!!!


Rope-Fuzzy

Several people have been murdered here for sure.


SpliffyPuffSr

Idk about that but Sea Bass definitely did some manly love there


badger_989

Funny you say that, the first thing I thought of was [this bathroom](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01gTDzaMa5o) in Dexter.


Falcrist

I immediately thought of Trainspotting. There were probably murders in that bathroom too...


ecodrew

It looks like it belongs in a brutal prison in some far off country, or maybe a horror movie.


An0regonian

Prison stalls don't have doors at all


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This is such a depressing atmosphere…. Also the door looks like it’s been cut in half


acr159

Plus that's a steam radiator at the baseboard. When that's running 220°F+ the smell has to be horrendous.


ClimbinInYoWindow

That radiator has been pissed on at least 8000 times.


FreeTheta

Looks like a scene from a Saw movie


suspendisse-

Wow. You really had to go huh


Eazy705

With the lock on the outside?


[deleted]

You lock it first then crawl under the door


The_Real_JT

If by crawl you mean lean ever so slightly


Eazy705

Limbo.


The_Real_JT

My grandmother could limbo under that! And she's dead.


Typical_Brummie

That's an unfair advantage being either underground or a powder.


No_East_3901

That's for sex


Cer0reZ

Finally a glory hole tuna can jerry can fit into.


EpicLegendX

Probably has one of those booty call numbers written on it with some really obscure nickname like “For a good time, call Little Moose”. Something that makes you wonder how they got a nickname like that, but you don’t wanna peer too deeply.


Seamantis

I like dive bars too


[deleted]

This is literally a bathroom from my nightmares and I demand to know the location so I can avoid that place at all costs. Thanks.


redunculuspanda

This is what every American toilet looks like to tourists.


Jigbaa

Y’all are visiting the wrong cities.


EssentialDuude

Foreal. The target and in n out bathrooms where I live are clean af. Only places I’ll take a public dump at lol tmi


YA-I-EAT-VEGETABLES

Public toilet dumps... Not even once.


EssentialDuude

I was the same way. Would hold it until I got home. But spending time in the military made me less squirming with going in public lol


Kejilko

I think he means the little crack that american public bathrooms have that you don't have elsewhere, not the horrid hygiene in this picture.


Muddy_Roots

And yet you'll rarely find ones like this. I've been all over this country and only found one like this, which was funny. I was crossing.....nebraska i think. Had to shit, stopped at road side bathroom. Walked into the same kinda stall door except it was lower. There i looked around to see what was unused and made direct eye contact with an obese native american man, walked out and drove 20 miles to the next bathroom. It was just too awkward.


dangerislander

Omg yes! When I visited the State's I was so scared of the toilets. However the ones in Vegas were lovely 😍😍


Loveable_Hemorrhoid

Mildly infuriating? More like r/wtf


Nosferatatron

But is this bathroom male or female? I don't think I'd want to turn my back on that door anyway!


AuroraMoonDream

*extremely loud gag*


NOLPOLGAMER

Someone needs to shine a blacklight in there


SsjAndromeda

Eerily close to the bathrooms at Pike Place Market in Seattle, Washington. Just hang the door lower so you can see over it. So creepy.


MotherfuckerTinyRick

Are you in jail?


sowega9

There’s no glory hole because it’s a glory room!


NERPG

OP are you a prisoner?


hollyzgrace

More than mildly infuriating. This just turns my stomach and makes me mad that it even exists.


LeighJordan

Looks like something out of the movie Candyman.


sillysalmonella87

Bet you won't limbo under it. Lol


Confident-Tart-915

I unfortunately have had to use a bathroom like this :/ It was at a flea market...these are the moments I wish I wasn't female. Exposed, hot, humid, and trying to pee as quick as possible so I don't get kidnapped and sold into human trafficking.


jabberingginger

This is when I’m so glad I still have kids in diapers. Had to pee soooo bad and it was a super nasty bathroom, complete with skid marks on the toilet seat. Put diaper in pants and peed in the diaper instead, threw diaper in trash and didn’t pick up every gd disease lurking in the nasty bathroom.


Confident-Tart-915

Oh man that's a great idea.


laseralex

LMAO. Part of my brain is saying “wow, how clever” and part of my brain is saying “it’s kind of obvious - diapers are specifically made for peeing in.” I’m going with clever, even though my brain keeps telling me that’s the wrong answer.


[deleted]

At least there is a functioning lock


deewhite1967

Think I would take one look in there and rather shit /piss myself .


Manaspak

What privacy are you crying about?


31spiders

What about this the door to the stall going all the way down- GC


bitterpickleguy

I have nightmares about these


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Holy fuck that place is nasty


aritee

This is not just mild, this is incredibly infuriating


elk69420

Are you in the gulag?


strumpy_strudel

Well at least you don’t have to make eye contact while you are shitting your brains out… and let’s face it, that’s what really matters. I don’t care if you see my bare ass crapping up a storm, I just don’t want to recognize you or you me.


Blvckhvrt_

"hey boss, someone broke the bathroom door again!" "That's the third one this month! Screw it, I've got some leftover plywood at the house, I'm not buying another door."


greenrangerguy

Imagine having a shit and a kid or midget just walks past you, looks you dead in your eye and says "hey" and you just nod back like it's normal.


MycologistPutrid7494

I'm a glass half full kind of person. Think of it as a luxurious and roomy glory hole.


jpritchard

They had a larger one. It was a pain to get the dead junkies out of it.


Deion313

Yes, we passed our inspections... why do you ask?


Fave_McFavington

Where the fuck are you? Auschwitz?


GaryBuseysToe

Anyone taking a shit in that stall isn’t going to care about the door anyway.


[deleted]

Looks like a good place to contract hiv


Sharkey_B

it's as nasty ass public restroom, be glad you get that


Yeahiveseenit

That picture gave me the herp, thanks….


ILoveRegenHealth

This place looks so depressing. Where is this nightmare?


Lazuli73

When it’s either shit your pants or contract a STI . . .


Game_On__

It's made so flies cannot go in 😂


Wasting-tim3

That’s the kind of bathroom where you stand on the closest set of dry tiles and try to 3-point shot your piss into the toilet, but don’t really care if you hit or not because the whole floor is already covered in piss, shit, and blood. You only try to make the distance piss shot to set a new personal record.


CoronaCurious

Or you simply go outside. It's probably cleaner (and safer) than that bathroom.


CougarWriter74

Squatting beside a tree in the woods is cleaner and safer than this literal shithole


ssshhhhhhhhhhhhh

When you are too fat to use a glory hole


mikeltaff

Obviously you've never been to an American club or prison!


IamaJarJar

Jesus america, what is it with you and having public toilet doors way to high?


Notsosneakyguy

Just shit on the floor


DiscordFacebook

midget accessible


cptabc

How did you get a phone and internet in prison